So I know a guy locally who is an unbelievable sight. His real name is Kevin, but he goes by the fake name Alexander Whiteoak (for reasons no one can decifer)
He is currently running for president with zero supporters. His platform is a bunch of neo-scientific jargon no one understands. He rails against Bernie Sanders, because he is working for the Jews and the Jews are out to destroy us all. He also REALLY hates women, referring to them as sluts every chance he gets. He got ran out of our local library by some fifteen year olds dad after calling her and her friend a slut. He even writes poems about his hatrid for sluts.
He has a wife he brought over from Japan. They share a daughter. Neither of them will have anything to do with him. He couch surfs by night and stands downtown all day in a white robe claiming to be a "false Christ". He recently dyed his hair white to go with the robe. Recently he began working at Wendy's, where he claims that his presence has increased sales astronomically.
He has been kicked out of nearly every bar in this town for harrassing the women. See, he may hate sluts, but he really wants to get his dick wet. He claims to be able to cum ten times in one session, but the validity of this has yet to be determined.
The guy also apparently hunts pedophiles and talks to God. And he's into necrophilia. And bathing college kids.
I have included some photos for your viewing pleasure.
He is currently running for president with zero supporters. His platform is a bunch of neo-scientific jargon no one understands. He rails against Bernie Sanders, because he is working for the Jews and the Jews are out to destroy us all. He also REALLY hates women, referring to them as sluts every chance he gets. He got ran out of our local library by some fifteen year olds dad after calling her and her friend a slut. He even writes poems about his hatrid for sluts.
He has a wife he brought over from Japan. They share a daughter. Neither of them will have anything to do with him. He couch surfs by night and stands downtown all day in a white robe claiming to be a "false Christ". He recently dyed his hair white to go with the robe. Recently he began working at Wendy's, where he claims that his presence has increased sales astronomically.
He has been kicked out of nearly every bar in this town for harrassing the women. See, he may hate sluts, but he really wants to get his dick wet. He claims to be able to cum ten times in one session, but the validity of this has yet to be determined.
The guy also apparently hunts pedophiles and talks to God. And he's into necrophilia. And bathing college kids.
I have included some photos for your viewing pleasure.
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