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Kevin Davies, also known by his alias Alexander Whiteoak is a 2020 presidential candidate, necrophile, anti-semite and bather of young women. He's based in the great state of Virginia.
Kevin is frequently seen in downtown Roanoke wearing his signature white robe harrassing the ladies for pussy and trying to gain supporters for his bullshit presidential run. He says the purpose of his white robe is to portray himself as a "false Christ" His main objective in running for president is to defeat Bernie Sanders, who he hates because he is Jewish.
Believe it or not, this dude has a wife. Unfortunately, she is just a mail order bride from Japan. They have one child together, a daughter. Neither his Japanese wife nor their little daughter have anything to do with him. His family is forever trying to get him involuntarily committed. Since he is essentially homeless, he couch surfs at the homes of anyone who will take him in.
As you could probably guess, Kevin doesn't get laid much. He has gained a reputation for frequenting the local bars rubbing up on the female patrons. He is usually if not always rejected, which has led to him beginning a crusade against sluts. His motto is "Sluts. Ruin. Everything." He frequently rants on social media about them, and has even been known to write poems about them. Perhaps most infamously he was ran out of our local library by a angry father after he referred to the mans fifteen year old daughter as a "massive slut."
Kevin has since stated that he will not share himself with anyone with a pulse, leading to rampant speculation that he is a necrophile.
Occasionally young women will pretend to flirt with him for the lulz. The results have been disturbing. In one instance he told a young girl that he wanted to bathe her as a form of affection, equating the act to monkeys grooming one another. He also specified that he likes to start with the feet, since they are the nastiest part of the body.
Kevin is very spiritual. He claims to speak to God. He despises most every religious belief that disagrees with his own interpretation of the universe. He has singled out Catholics, Jews, Mormons, Jehovahs Witnessess and Muslims. If president, he would gather them all up and shoot them into space in a rocket, presumably to die.
Most recently our local autistic has been accused of rape. The woman was extremely drunk when Kevin made his move. She subsequently cut ties with him, which led to him leaving a letter at her front door expressing his confusion, asking if he was a freak, and apologizing for having "stage fright" during the act. This last bit seems to contradict his many online boasts, claiming he can cum ten times in one session.
There is a secret Facebook hate group titled THERE GOES ALEXANDER WHITEOAK WITH HIS SHIT OPINIONS AGAIN, which has amassed a nice local following of fifty members, many of wish express interest in stabbing him, pouring acid in his dickhole and getting him arrested.
Kevin is frequently seen in downtown Roanoke wearing his signature white robe harrassing the ladies for pussy and trying to gain supporters for his bullshit presidential run. He says the purpose of his white robe is to portray himself as a "false Christ" His main objective in running for president is to defeat Bernie Sanders, who he hates because he is Jewish.
Believe it or not, this dude has a wife. Unfortunately, she is just a mail order bride from Japan. They have one child together, a daughter. Neither his Japanese wife nor their little daughter have anything to do with him. His family is forever trying to get him involuntarily committed. Since he is essentially homeless, he couch surfs at the homes of anyone who will take him in.
As you could probably guess, Kevin doesn't get laid much. He has gained a reputation for frequenting the local bars rubbing up on the female patrons. He is usually if not always rejected, which has led to him beginning a crusade against sluts. His motto is "Sluts. Ruin. Everything." He frequently rants on social media about them, and has even been known to write poems about them. Perhaps most infamously he was ran out of our local library by a angry father after he referred to the mans fifteen year old daughter as a "massive slut."
Kevin has since stated that he will not share himself with anyone with a pulse, leading to rampant speculation that he is a necrophile.
Occasionally young women will pretend to flirt with him for the lulz. The results have been disturbing. In one instance he told a young girl that he wanted to bathe her as a form of affection, equating the act to monkeys grooming one another. He also specified that he likes to start with the feet, since they are the nastiest part of the body.
Kevin is very spiritual. He claims to speak to God. He despises most every religious belief that disagrees with his own interpretation of the universe. He has singled out Catholics, Jews, Mormons, Jehovahs Witnessess and Muslims. If president, he would gather them all up and shoot them into space in a rocket, presumably to die.
Most recently our local autistic has been accused of rape. The woman was extremely drunk when Kevin made his move. She subsequently cut ties with him, which led to him leaving a letter at her front door expressing his confusion, asking if he was a freak, and apologizing for having "stage fright" during the act. This last bit seems to contradict his many online boasts, claiming he can cum ten times in one session.
There is a secret Facebook hate group titled THERE GOES ALEXANDER WHITEOAK WITH HIS SHIT OPINIONS AGAIN, which has amassed a nice local following of fifty members, many of wish express interest in stabbing him, pouring acid in his dickhole and getting him arrested.
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