Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

They're making yarn? Do these men in skirts have any idea of how competitive (and in-crowd bitchy) the artisan yarn industry is? It only takes the slightest off comment or delay from a yarn seller to make them persona non grata (usually with a heap of negative social media on their business in yarny circles that will tank their sales forever). The market is already flooded to saturation point with shitty "hand-painted" alpaca in colours no-one can use, especially those that have a cutesy (read: crap attempt at emotionally blackmailing buyers) back story like "our dream unicorn ranch five brave trans women finally being able to live safely and free!!1!). The bottom line in the yarn community is reliability - of the yarn as a fabric, of the colours' stability and whether it can be reliably reproduced true to shade time after time, of the availability of the yarn itself, and of the sellers. I guaranfuckingtee you none of these goals will be met by this laughable crew. Assuming they manage to produce any yarn at all (unlikely).

This collective of troons have more interest in collecting transformers and adult baby outfits than they do farming and marketing yarn. Troon-spun yarn may be a positive selling gimmick for a short while, but anything less than perfect service will see their business implode. And you know damn well the yarn comes way down on the list of Important Shit To Do Today for these men (behind dressing up in diapers and posting 100 tweets a day talking about how cute they think they are). As if five troons living together wasn't already an iron-clad recipe for disaster!

I eagerly await the implosion of this very public troon yarn farm escapade. Hopefully live-tweeted for us all to see.

 

[Dragapult]

No. Only dead troons will be acceptable.
Dead alpacas would genuinely be mournful.

Dead troons get a front page announcement like "Ranch troons are FUCKING DEAD!!!!"
Those announcements are auspicious occasions to look forward to. Alpacacide would just be fucking awful.

Haha true true, dead critters would be sad, but it'd also mean the troons would be on the hook for animal cruelty and the shitty ranch would close down. Another saga gone down in flames.

 

[Marche]

They're making yarn? Do these men in skirts have any idea of how competitive (and in-crowd bitchy) the artisan yarn industry is? It only takes the slightest off comment or delay from a yarn seller to make them persona non grata (usually with a heap of negative social media on their business in yarny circles that will tank their sales forever). The market is already flooded to saturation point with shitty "hand-painted" alpaca in colours no-one can use, especially those that have a cutesy (read: crap attempt at emotionally blackmailing buyers) back story like "our dream unicorn ranch five brave trans women finally being able to live safely and free!!1!). The bottom line in the yarn community is reliability - of the yarn as a fabric, of the colours' stability and whether it can be reliably reproduced true to shade time after time, of the availability of the yarn itself, and of the sellers. I guaranfuckingtee you none of these goals will be met by this laughable crew. Assuming they manage to produce any yarn at all (unlikely).

This collective of troons have more interest in collecting transformers and adult baby outfits than they do farming and marketing yarn. Troon-spun yarn may be a positive selling gimmick for a short while, but anything less than perfect service will see their business implode. And you know damn well the yarn comes way down on the list of Important Shit To Do Today for these men (behind dressing up in diapers and posting 100 tweets a day talking about how cute they think they are). As if five troons living together wasn't already an iron-clad recipe for disaster!

I eagerly await the implosion of this very public troon yarn farm escapade. Hopefully live-tweeted for us all to see.

There is a thread about Knitters here.
Just another hobby taken over by rainbow flag alphabets trying to outdo each other in oppression, perfect place for them as long as they can act like the biggest victims.

 

[Dustlord]

regarding Troon Ranch finances, this post states they've received a loan from something called the Colorado Enterprise Fund:
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with Kevin looking positively glowing:
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i notice that the CEF's website doesn't list the Troonerous Unicorn Ranch under their "success stories" section. makes the mystery of the relocating alpaca farm all the more interesting.

Imagine getting a loan and still guilt tripping supporters for money. I don't expect much from these guys but they're either really bad with money or not entirely honest - likely both.

Do you think the troons will flip if someone accidentally picks one of their dead names for an Alpaca? I'm not suggesting anyone do it, but Kevin isn't exactly uncommon, for example.

I assume they will call them a troll and make a post on twitter like "They deadnamed me but at least I have their money!!!", then let someone else name it.

 

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I don't think he'd rape a child, but he 100% sets my alarm bells off for someone who would play with a kid while in diapers, sucking a binkie and getting off too it.
We could theorize all day, but I think we can all agree on the fact he shouldn't go near children, and just as likely animals.

Also do we have his familys dox?

Their photos are included in his SFW photos in the original post. He has a sister, brother, and what seems to be a single mother. As for their personal info, no. However, they seem to be estranged since his transition. As long as they're not directly involved in his idiocy, I don't see the relevance of including their info.

That isn't to say I'm going to stamp my feet and demand anybody who finds and posts it to delete it, but it's up there with his World of Warcraft character in terms of needless details as far as I'm concerned.

It does make me wonder what the toppest of top quality neovag looks like, because every time I've mistakenly expanded an image of one they look worse than that time I saw a heap of Female genital mutilation victims vaginas.

I'm by no means an expert in the matter, but the best I've been unwittingly exposed to (which were used in example as "good" neovaginas) still look like a puncture wound dressed up to look like the real thing, with folds of scar tissue puffing up as a memoir of a literal wound the body has tried and failed to heal over. You wouldn't notice its illegitimacy at a distance or if it were obscured I suppose, but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it? But a huge issues is that the male perineum is twice the size as the female's, and on top of that, the male's tends to be fattier. Given the musculature necessity of it, I strongly doubt any cosmetic surgery would realistically be able to correct that issue without causing even more damage than it already does.

 

[AbraCadaver]

"Mommy will handle it."

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Ah, my favourite mystical symbol, a unicorn accompanied by bananas.

No one’s coming to your tatty little petting zoo, lady. We’re just gonna take the fucking mick out of you online.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

They're making yarn? Do these men in skirts have any idea of how competitive (and in-crowd bitchy) the artisan yarn industry is? It only takes the slightest off comment or delay from a yarn seller to make them persona non grata (usually with a heap of negative social media on their business in yarny circles that will tank their sales forever). The market is already flooded to saturation point with shitty "hand-painted" alpaca in colours no-one can use, especially those that have a cutesy (read: crap attempt at emotionally blackmailing buyers) back story like "our dream unicorn ranch five brave trans women finally being able to live safely and free!!1!). The bottom line in the yarn community is reliability - of the yarn as a fabric, of the colours' stability and whether it can be reliably reproduced true to shade time after time, of the availability of the yarn itself, and of the sellers. I guaranfuckingtee you none of these goals will be met by this laughable crew. Assuming they manage to produce any yarn at all (unlikely).

This collective of troons have more interest in collecting transformers and adult baby outfits than they do farming and marketing yarn. Troon-spun yarn may be a positive selling gimmick for a short while, but anything less than perfect service will see their business implode. And you know damn well the yarn comes way down on the list of Important Shit To Do Today for these men (behind dressing up in diapers and posting 100 tweets a day talking about how cute they think they are). As if five troons living together wasn't already an iron-clad recipe for disaster!

I eagerly await the implosion of this very public troon yarn farm escapade. Hopefully live-tweeted for us all to see.

If they survive it won't be off of quality products. It will be allies buying their stuff because it was made by magical giant trans hands and then using it to knit a 'trans rights are human rights' flag. Or something equally pointless.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Looks like our "little" Kevin has been up to more degeneracy and Alpaca shilling(since that's all the work they can possibly do!)

Let's break this stupid shit down into something..."digestible"?

Spoiler: Twitter Degeneracy. In Order

I'm fully aware the DVA onesie was already posted, but good fucking lord those comments!

Spoiler: Alpaca Farm Shilling

The amount of retweets in a little over the past 24 hours has shown they're truly desperate to get this move underway.
It's amazing to be quite honest with you all that they seem to be struggling like this to the point of constant retweets for e-begging and yet, none of the ranch people whom seem to do that actual work seem to be able to make them doing anything

Spoiler: Degeneracy Retweets

Everyone they follow and interact with is just more of the same type of public, degenerate shit.
Also: White Things Fuck Dogs?

I swear Kevin, you give out way too much content for your own good, and you constantly retweet and name those who are also just as fucked up as you are. Please keep it up!

 

[mr big penis]

These people made me hate the word "gosh."

 

[francesco]

Looks like our "little" Kevin has been up to more degeneracy and Alpaca shilling(since that's all the work they can possibly do!)

Let's break this stupid shit down into something..."digestible"?

Spoiler: Twitter Degeneracy. In Order

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I'm fully aware the DVA onesie was already posted, but good fucking lord those comments!

Spoiler: Alpaca Farm Shilling

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The amount of retweets in a little over the past 24 hours has shown they're truly desperate to get this move underway.
It's amazing to be quite honest with you all that they seem to be struggling like this to the point of constant retweets for e-begging and yet, none of the ranch people whom seem to do that actual work seem to be able to make them doing anything

Spoiler: Degeneracy Retweets

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Everyone they follow and interact with is just more of the same type of public, degenerate shit.
Also: White Things Fuck Dogs?

I swear Kevin, you give out way too much content for your own good, and you constantly retweet and name those who are also just as fucked up as you are. Please keep it up!

Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

 

[Spastic Colon]

Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

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Kevin and his ilk are repulsive. I don't know if they need medication or an exorcism. Maybe they need both. Is it a requirement to be butt ugly in order to transition? Or do all the uggos just gravitate towards one another because that's their only shot of getting someone to touch them?

It should be legal though to shoot anyone who talks about eating ass. That's disgusting and nasty and those people need to be wiped off the face of the earth as far as I'm concerned.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Spoiler: Degeneracy Retweets

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the second photo shows a load of nitrous oxide canisters; I work in an inner-city industrial estate and we find empty versions of them in the car park outside work every Monday morning, along with used condoms, which just goes to show what a classy area it is, and what classy people Kevin's mates are

Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

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if there were any justice in this world, that poor cat would be living somewhere far, far away from any of these greasy plague rats

 

[glossdrop]

Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

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Holy shit, shave your damn head.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

It should be legal to shoot anyone who talks about eating ass. That's disgusting and nasty.

Anilingus is a great way to get E. coli and C. diff

 

[Puddleduck]

with Kevin looking positively glowing:

Why are rubbish troons so much fun to draw?

Spoiler

 

[stupid fuck]

Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

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i've noticed Kevin tends to run in the same circles as a bunch of twitter user who reference 'drone' or have usernames like '@Unit55A'.


i had no idea what this was until i looked through a few accounts he's retweeted. it seems to be a weird mashup fetish of cyberpunk, industrial grunge, robots, sci-weirdness and BDSM.

from what gather just by looking at twitter, they seem to get off pretending to be mindless automatons. particularly horrifying given that it just looks like cosplay when they're out in public, and a bystander has no idea they just spent an hour huffing farts through a gas mask and have a a 10 inch dildo shoved up their ass.

Spoiler: Nsfw - penis

and they ALL love transformers, which is guess is where Kevin gets off too.


degenerates of a feather

 

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Kevin sure attracts the cream of the crop. What a stunning parade of brave transbian cuties uwu

Spoiler: major cuties nyaaa

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Is that Rich Evans from the bad timeline where he never befriended Mike and turned into a trans furry?

 

[stupid fuck]

not a fetish, trans people are just like you and i:


Ripley Storm and the curious case of the perpetual 5 o'clock shadow:

Spoiler: Full pics

 

[chroma]

"Mommy will handle it."

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If you know how big a Five-seven is, you will know that is a big hand.

Also the serial number is visible.

Full res image:


Cropped and rotated:

Enhance!

My guess is the serial is 386-396-469, though some of the numbers are kinda fuzzy.

People on gun forums tend to obscure their serial numbers because some crazy asshole could report them as stolen. That would make it a giant pain in the ass to transfer, insure, or sell the gun. On the bright side, only a crazy person would falsely report a gun as stolen since that risks getting into a ton of legal trouble.

 

[mr big penis]

On the topic of Kevin's orbiters, I spotted this one.

You genuinely cannot make these people up