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[heathercho]

On the topic of Kevin's orbiters, I spotted this one.
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You genuinely cannot make these people up

Sockness? of fucking course. Of course he's here.

@Marvin.

 

[mr big penis]

Sockness? of fucking course. Of course he's here.

Oh wow, I wasn't aware this guy was a cow himself. There's always crossover in troon Twitter.

 

[cluelessly]

On the topic of Kevin's orbiters, I spotted this one.
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You genuinely cannot make these people up

the crossover literally no one asked for or wanted

 

[kaien]

Question for those in the thread who are nuttier gun nuts than me: why does this doofus own a Five-seveN anyway? Is there any good reason to pick that up instead of a 9mm or .45ACP or something else that doesn't chamber an exotic weirdo cartridge?

 

[Piss Bear]

On the topic of Kevin's orbiters, I spotted this one.
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You genuinely cannot make these people up

“I can’t believe I ever thought I was cishet”
But... you literally are tho?? You are an extremely perverted cishetero male, SO perverted that you are trying to play chameleon and mask yourself as a woman to have more taboo sex. I don’t think anything about that is queer. Nothing you can do with (actual) women is queer, Kevin. You castrated yourself for hopes of a more exciting sex life. Nothing more.

Kevin is a queer, just not in the way he thinks he is.

9 more days until the reality of disappointment shatters his fantasies and he is either in a world of pain during sex, or feels absolutely nothing. Definitely something to look forward to.

 

[afternoon_tea]

They're making yarn? Do these men in skirts have any idea of how competitive (and in-crowd bitchy) the artisan yarn industry is? It only takes the slightest off comment or delay from a yarn seller to make them persona non grata (usually with a heap of negative social media on their business in yarny circles that will tank their sales forever). The market is already flooded to saturation point with shitty "hand-painted" alpaca in colours no-one can use, especially those that have a cutesy (read: crap attempt at emotionally blackmailing buyers) back story like "our dream unicorn ranch five brave trans women finally being able to live safely and free!!1!). The bottom line in the yarn community is reliability - of the yarn as a fabric, of the colours' stability and whether it can be reliably reproduced true to shade time after time, of the availability of the yarn itself, and of the sellers. I guaranfuckingtee you none of these goals will be met by this laughable crew. Assuming they manage to produce any yarn at all (unlikely).

This collective of troons have more interest in collecting transformers and adult baby outfits than they do farming and marketing yarn. Troon-spun yarn may be a positive selling gimmick for a short while, but anything less than perfect service will see their business implode. And you know damn well the yarn comes way down on the list of Important Shit To Do Today for these men (behind dressing up in diapers and posting 100 tweets a day talking about how cute they think they are). As if five troons living together wasn't already an iron-clad recipe for disaster!

I eagerly await the implosion of this very public troon yarn farm escapade. Hopefully live-tweeted for us all to see.

The potential for yarn sperg drama had me excited, but I think tranny teflon will protect them from the majority of that. And also I'm not optimistic they'd have their shit together enough to produce a significant amount of yarn to sell.

But I really would love to see them get raked over the coals by fiber autists and then see an inter-community fight over how it's transphobic to criticize them in any way.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Hold on.

the crossover literally no one asked for or wanted

Not so fast. Just because we didn't ask for it doesn't mean we don't want it.

Or need it.

This will revitalize Sockness' ineffable madness. How long til he starts pushing his Rokat bullshit on them? Or his butt sex black magic? How long before he becomes sexually aggressive and inappropriate? Will his fetishes terrify the troon collective, or has he found a home? Will he stalk them?

Very pretty promising plot twist.

ETA: I'm sure we all know that Sockness has his own thread, and it's worth taking a look at if you want to read up on schizophrenia, the occult, tranny chasing, sodomizing CWC, and adult baby shit.

 

[s0mbra]

>9 more days
Fuck I'm actually looking forward to this

We either get
A) him desperately trying to own the haterz by exaggerating blatantly about how totally awesome his advanced docking if man cock into inverted man cock was that's obviously and hilariously fake
B) deflection and excuses as to why it wasn't mind-blowing and amazing like he just needs to learn his new configuration of genitals
C) he realizes how bad he fucked up and admits defeat (unlikely)

 

[glossdrop]

I can't wait for the Troon Alpaca farmers x OPL crossover

 

[0 0]

On the topic of Kevin's orbiters, I spotted this one.
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You genuinely cannot make these people up

I'm not familiar with him, but this guy's level of TMI is beyond even Kevin if, unprompted, he changes the topic of nude spooning to talk about being fed by his mother while naked.

It's simply astounding how "disgusting" seems to emanate and radiate from both Kevin and his ilk like a stench.

 

[Weed_Prostitute]

I never understood this kind of tranny. They take things too far. Do any of these people work?

 

[AmbiTron]

I'm not familiar with him, but this guy's level of TMI is beyond even Kevin if, unprompted, he changes the topic of nude spooning to talk about being fed by his mother while naked.

It's simply astounding how "disgusting" seems to emanate and radiate from both Kevin and his ilk like a stench.

This man is capable of levels of delusion and oversharing the likes of which few will ever achieve, check out his thread and cwciki article.

 

[glossdrop]

I'm not familiar with him, but this guy's level of TMI is beyond even Kevin if, unprompted, he changes the topic of nude spooning to talk about being fed by his mother while naked.

It's simply astounding how "disgusting" seems to emanate and radiate from both Kevin and his ilk like a stench.

In short, we know Jacob Sockness because he, up until recently, was interacting with Chris-Chan, (the guy who spawned this very site) gaining his affection by feeding into his autistic dimension-merging delusions and combining them with his own satanic wackery. Chris Chan was a few train tickets away from getting assraped, after he was constantly alerted by literally fucking everyone not to trust this guy.

He constantly spews shit on Twitter and Reddit all the time, his magical lunacy is available online for all to see. As someone else said, take a good look at his thread and CWCki article.

 

[chroma]

Question for those in the thread who are nuttier gun nuts than me: why does this doofus own a Five-seveN anyway? Is there any good reason to pick that up instead of a 9mm or .45ACP or something else that doesn't chamber an exotic weirdo cartridge?

Not really. It's a big pistol, so concealing it is difficult. The recoil is low and it's effective at range, but there are few legitimate self-defense scenarios that involve shooting someone 50 yards away. Also the thing is stupid expensive. The gun itself is over $1,300 and ammo is 40 cents a shot. A Glock 17 costs $800 less and shoots ammo that (depending on quality) costs maybe 13 cents a round.

 

[stupid fuck]

Sockness has been @ing Kevin's diaper fetish account too

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Sockness has been @ing Kevin's diaper fetish account too

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I contracted rectal cancer and a brain tumor from reading these tweets

 

[Bird In Flight]

Here’s a link to the Sockness thread:

Here be monsters

 

[remiem]

>9 more days
Fuck I'm actually looking forward to this

We either get
A) him desperately trying to own the haterz by exaggerating blatantly about how totally awesome his advanced docking if man cock into inverted man cock was that's obviously and hilariously fake
B) deflection and excuses as to why it wasn't mind-blowing and amazing like he just needs to learn his new configuration of genitals
C) he realizes how bad he fucked up and admits defeat (unlikely)

Or D) Kevin lies because his fragile mind would completely shatter if he was forced to face facts. Therefore he continues on the path of excuses and justifications and stages of grief while quietly dying a bit inside everytime he actually gets aroused but can no longer orgasm.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Or D) Kevin lies because his fragile mind would completely shatter if he was forced to face facts. Therefore he continues on the path of excuses and justifications and stages of grief while quietly dying a bit inside everytime he actually gets aroused but can no longer orgasm.

This.

What becomes of a highly trained coomer when he discovers he physically just can't coom?

(because he had his cock cut off, inverted and buried in his groin)

Will he alibi like he's discovered new, magical aspects of sexual gratification? Will he tweet about how happy he is? Will he desperately brag about how delightful sex is with his new forever genitals, which he paid so dearly for?

Until he snaps?

How far will he go to feel something?

Will he let Sockness pozz his surgical wound?

 

[tokyogucci]

I'm by no means an expert in the matter, but the best I've been unwittingly exposed to (which were used in example as "good" neovaginas) still look like a puncture wound dressed up to look like the real thing, with folds of scar tissue puffing up as a memoir of a literal wound the body has tried and failed to heal over. You wouldn't notice its illegitimacy at a distance or if it were obscured I suppose, but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it? But a huge issues is that the male perineum is twice the size as the female's, and on top of that, the male's tends to be fattier. Given the musculature necessity of it, I strongly doubt any cosmetic surgery would realistically be able to correct that issue without causing even more damage than it already does.

I'm trying to imagine what they feel like. Wouldn't it just be stiff and dry?
It's amazing how using the word vagina in neovagina can make you forget it's essentially the same as penetrating a wound in a person's abdomen or thigh...