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[Livecorpse]

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Just girly things, not a fetish at all!
What gets me is that Kevin isn't an outlier. Kevin is the norm with troons. Kevin retweets things like this along his Animal Crossing and Transformers and furry shit, and you see the same all over twitter. The only difference among them is what special brand of coomsoomer autism are devoted to.

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Ugh. Just imagine that scene. Pus-stained My Little Pony panties scattered around the room amidst the discarded packaging for Transformers figures and amiibos. The sour smell of a neckbeard nest combined with the cloying, sickly odors of a WWI field hospital. Fake, exaggerated giggling echoing through the room. On the bed, a pile of pallid, pockmarked flesh, writhing and moaning, desperate to experience the euphoria they were promised. None of them will ever find it, but they keep up the charade for the sake of the others.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Ugh. Just imagine that scene. Pus-stained My Little Pony panties scattered around the room amidst the discarded packaging for Transformers figures and amiibos. The sour smell of a neckbeard nest combined with the cloying, sickly odors of a WWI field hospital. Fake, exaggerated giggling echoing through the room. On the bed, a pile of pallid, pockmarked flesh, writhing and moaning, desperate to experience the euphoria they were promised. None of them will ever find it, but they keep up the charade for the sake of the others.

That's actually a new horror game from Konami called Screeching Troon

 

[Piss Bear]

His hair annoys the shit out of me. Are trannies incapable of watching hair tutorials or asking a hairdresser for a style that will flatter their face shape? Why is it permanently greasy?? Maybe pampering yourself with a hair treatment would give you a hard-on, I mean, gender euphoria? You have the free time to take care of your appearance, Kevin.

I can’t tell if it’s greasy, or if it’s dry, scratchy, and brittle. To me it looks like it’d feel like straw hay.

Living in a house full of True and Honest Womenz, you’d really think one of them would have some handy haircare advice for our dear Kevin? I mean surely at least one of them is competent at girly stuff? Hmmmm.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I can’t tell if it’s greasy, or if it’s dry, scratchy, and brittle. To me it looks like it’d feel like straw hay.

Living in a house full of True and Honest Womenz, you’d really think one of them would have some handy haircare advice for our dear Kevin? I mean surely at least one of them is competent at girly stuff? Hmmmm.

The only "girly stuff" troons like Kevin care about are dildos, nude webcamming and porn style underwear. All that shit like conditioning your hair every time you wash it is way too much like hard work. He grew it long, what more do you want? Look, bewbs! Girl!

 

[Hypnotised Chicken]

Living in a house full of True and Honest Womenz, you’d really think one of them would have some handy haircare advice for our dear Kevin? I mean surely at least one of them is competent at girly stuff? Hmmmm.

But all you need to be a True and Honest Wymmyn is long hair, right guys? Oh, wait didn't mean to offend. Right, y'all?

Tbh I'm even more bothered by his thick bushy man brows. I mean it really doesn't take that long to just clean them up a bit.

 

[Old Fart]

Living in a house full of True and Honest Womenz, you’d really think one of them would have some handy haircare advice for our dear Kevin? I mean surely at least one of them is competent at girly stuff? Hmmmm.

The only hair his housemates are interested in is attached to a designer sheep.

 

[invictus]

I can’t tell if it’s greasy, or if it’s dry, scratchy, and brittle. To me it looks like it’d feel like straw hay.

Living in a house full of True and Honest Womenz, you’d really think one of them would have some handy haircare advice for our dear Kevin? I mean surely at least one of them is competent at girly stuff? Hmmmm.

I was trying to figure out this whole time what it was that bothered me about the state of his hair, and you nailed it. Though I'm not one to say ~all girls must know how to take care of hair~ (because let's be real, there are some slob-ass females out there) most troons tend to chase after "idealized" versions of women, meaning the ones who are most feminine. If that's the case, why the fuck hasn't Kevin learned how to do any of the following?:

• wash his hair properly.
• do his eyebrows.
• learn to use makeup (ANY kind, I'll be generous and give points if he just uses eyeliner and a little shadow)
• exfoliate his flesh.
• pick more mature, feminine clothing. he dresses like a 9 year old girl or a 40 year old bronie (oh wait—)
• wear any jewelry. even a cheap ring or necklace, anything.
• paint his nails.
• etc???

The only thing he seems to do semi decently is shave his face. And wear a bra?? That's not femininity, that's lazy cosplay.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I was trying to figure out this whole time what it was that bothered me about the state of his hair, and you nailed it. Though I'm not one to say ~all girls must know how to take care of hair~ (because let's be real, there are some slob-ass females out there) most troons tend to chase after "idealized" versions of women, meaning the ones who are most feminine. If that's the case, why the fuck hasn't Kevin learned how to do any of the following?:

• wash his hair properly.
• do his eyebrows.
• learn to use makeup (ANY kind, I'll be generous and give points if he just uses eyeliner and a little shadow)
• exfoliate his flesh.
• pick more mature, feminine clothing. he dresses like a 9 year old girl or a 40 year old bronie (oh wait—)
• wear any jewelry. even a cheap ring or necklace, anything.
• paint his nails.
• etc???

The only thing he seems to do semi decently is shave his face. And wear a bra?? That's not femininity, that's lazy cosplay.

The answer like most answers is autism. He is too r.etarded for these things. You can't expect anything from a filthy, autistic pig with a gunk leaking crotch disaster & tons of disgusting fetishes.

 

[Spastic Colon]

A hormone imbalance can cause oily hair so maybe putting high levels of estrogen into a biological male body has similar effects. Maybe someone with more knowledge can correct me if I'm off base but that's my assumption.

Perhaps -- I mean lots of people have oily hair/skin, but a shower takes care of that problem. I'd be honestly surprised if Kev showers more than once a week. Most troons seem to have an aversion to basic hygiene. Or anything that requires effort -- like housework, actual jobs, etc.

 

[stupid fuck]

Kevin gets un-called-out, then makes it all about him


ok coomer, enjoy that scooby doo fetish


pure autism


pure delusion

Spoiler: Nsfw - vaginas

cool story bro


yuck



ranch update!

new pic of the troon crew


wait a moment, ENHANCE!


there's two troons and a dude here, can you guess which is which?

they also did a short livestream

i know South Park gets referenced a lot in troon discussion, but Penny legitimately sounds like Mr Slave, go and have a listen

Penny really does look like Maynard James Keenan


and what do you guys think Bonnie is hiding under his stupid hat he's always wearing?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A bunch of severely mentally ill male perverts on a ranch. A recipe for disaster.

 

[SIGSEGV]

there's two troons and a dude here, can you guess which is which?

The first one is the dude. You can tell because he's standing off to the side in order to distance himself from the troons.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

ranch update!

new pic of the troon crew
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Here's what Bonnie was doing at 1:20 pm Mountain time yesterday:

And here's what Kevin tweeted four minutes later:

Alpaca ⚙ Momma on Twitter

“As we get close to finishing the perimeter fence it's time to put up a gate Waiting for the cement to set”

twitter.com

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Is it weird to tell another post-op trans girl that her clit came out amazing and I'm kinda jealous? 🤔”

twitter.com

 

[CisTrans_Isomerism]

Kevin gets un-called-out, then makes it all about him
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ok coomer, enjoy that scooby doo fetish
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pure autism
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pure delusion

Spoiler: Nsfw - vaginas

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cool story bro
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yuck
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ranch update!

new pic of the troon crew
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wait a moment, ENHANCE!
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there's two troons and a dude here, can you guess which is which?

they also did a short livestream
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i know South Park gets referenced a lot in troon discussion, but Penny legitimately sounds like Mr Slave, go and have a listen and it'd be appreciated if someone could archive

Penny really does look like Maynard James Keenan
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and what do you guys think Bonnie is hiding under his stupid hat he's always wearing?
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No, your "clit" is not enviable, you absolute degenerate, because it is not a clitoris in any sense of the word; not anatomically, functionally or histologically. I can also say with some confidence that most women would take having an "outtie" over one that failed to provide them with the proper sensations, or a reproductive tract, in general, that failed to work. Though Kevin, in his infinite and boundless degeneracy, never considers that a woman's reproductive organs might serve more purpose to her than providing a fuckhole, and that conceiving and giving birth is also an important bodily function to a great many women. But keep telling yourself that the mutilated, festering remnants of your dick and balls are desirable to anyone, including yourself; whatever helps you to keep from realizing the overwhelming extent of your poor life decisions.

 

[BallBuster]

A bunch of severely mentally ill male perverts on a ranch. A recipe for disaster.

It makes for 1 easy target if it were ever to be nuked from space so that is something.

 

[SqueakyClean]

What the hell is this fool holding a level for look at that fucking gate. I bet they used a bag or two of quikrete and said fuck it we are good, attach the gate. Saggier than kevs moobs.

I know the pieces fit,
They took the penis away.
Buy all the girly shit,
Rediscover trans formation.

 

[Spastic Colon]

It makes for 1 easy target if it were ever to be nuked from space so that is something.

Why waste a nuke when a drone strike is all you really need? I'd wish for it, but I wouldn't want that to happen to the alpacas. Although, given Kev's furry fetish, maybe it would be an act of kindness for those poor, poor alpacas.

 

[Lost send help]

Spoiler: Nsfw - vaginas

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Fairly sure you’ll have worse than labia hanging out of your disintegrating wound soon Kev, Ya know considering it's splitting apart.

Also you don't have a clit Kev you have a shaved down micropeen head thats lost most of it's nerves.

ranch update!

new pic of the troon crew
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wait a moment, ENHANCE!
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View attachment 1201130 View attachment 1201143 View attachment 1201146
there's two troons and a dude here, can you guess which is which?

they also did a short livestream
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i know South Park gets referenced a lot in troon discussion, but Penny legitimately sounds like Mr Slave, go and have a listen and it'd be appreciated if someone could archive

Penny really does look like Maynard James Keenan
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and what do you guys think Bonnie is hiding under his stupid hat he's always wearing?
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They really don't even try to look feminine. At least they do more than Kev work wise I’ll give them that. Kev’s a lazy lump of lard.

 

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ranch update!

new pic of the troon crew
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wait a moment, ENHANCE!
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there's two troons and a dude here, can you guess which is which?

Well, using the metric Kevin uses, I'll have to guess the only one without long hair since that's apparently the only criteria to be a woman to these people.

While grabbing the video to archive, I looked up the ranch, and...

It's so close to being a top result on Google. It's on the first page. Maybe in another month or two.

That aside, here's the video. Somehow, Steampunk Penny manages to do everything wrong with this livestream. Horrible bitrate, recording vertically, wind constantly blowing into the mic, aspect ratio ceaselessly changing automatically, camera shaking like the holder has Parkinson's, and Steampunk Penny talks like the speech centers in his brain are producing smoke with how much focus he needs just to form sentences. He also does that annoying style of speaking you see on Reddit and Tumblr communities where they need to call a dog a "heckin' cute pupperino" instead of "a dog" like normal people with a mental age over 5. Hilariously, he apologizes for the wind at the end of the video before becoming completely inaudible mid-apology due to the wind.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Do they really think it's wise to let their dogs roam freely without knowing what potentially poisonous plants/venomous animals may live there?

Holy shit those poor creatures.