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[The Final Troondown]

I like how nearly all his stupid fetishes have nothing at all to do with sex
It’s like he knows how inadequate he is so even his turn ons are a cope

 

[Spunt]

And here I was thinking trooning out gave you amazing orgasms.

This was (as far as I'm aware) Wedge's first sexual exploit since his orchiectomy. Even before he got castrated, he had to take Viagra to get hard because the HRT had messed with his libido, I strongly suspect that he has completely lost his ability to get an erection or orgasm.

"Sex isn't always about an orgasm." You'd better fucking hope that's true, Wedge, because you're never going to have an orgasm again. Ever. For your entire life. And you voluntarily did this to yourself. You wrecked your body in search of bigger and bigger cooms until you couldn't coom any more. Your entire life has been about sex, and now you're not physically capable of it any more. You threw your entire purpose for existing in the bin, and now it's all over. All that's left is denial and cope. Worse denial and cope than Kevin, because at least he can achieve some sort of climax after jackhammering the amhole with a vibrator for an hour and a half, you can't even manage that.

Given that sex work is the only "work" he knows how to do, he has wrecked his ass beyond use, he has wrecked his dick beyond use, and he has now wrecked his balls beyond use. I hope you like gargling cum, Wedge, because that's your future now.

No wonder troons kill themselves. I'd feel sorry for Wedge, but this is entirely self-inflicted, and he's an arrogant, entitled parasitic piece of shit with pretend disabilities who is a useless drain on all those around him and society in general.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Wedge retweeted one of his content videos and it looks like two fat downies playing doctor. Troons: when sex is impossible, pissing in your hand is close enough.
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Spoiler: Two Husky Downies Goin' At It

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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1300922723179298817 (Archive)

I urge everyone to pop by and close your eyes and listen to that video because that other dude's voice is just, I have no words, it's amazing. "So strooong, feeling so strong" lolololol

I’m genuinely concerned he’s sexually abusing an actual retard there

 

[the khat quaffer]

Wedge's asscrack could be a powerful advertising tool for salons offering anus bleaching. I've never before seen such a disgusting and unfortunate cluster of pigmentation.

"And if you flip to page 3 of your brochure, you can see a testimony from patient #x-trun-w3, who presented a particularly advanced case of anal fissures. By the time we finished scraping it all off, there was enough tar to give the Autobahn a fresh coat, start to finish."

 

[Old Fart]

Stalkers and unqueers btfo.
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Oh of course, you had invasive surgery to look like the other sex; you insist on others addressing you using female pronouns by force of law; and you let it be known to all and sunder 24/7 that you are a woman because, haha, YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK?!? Try pull the other one, Kevin.

I'm going to have to research this pool toy thing

For the sanctity of your immortal soul, my child, please don't.

Imagine this being the least offensive thing he's posted recently. Surely Kevin has family and maybe, friends, outside of the tranch that keep tabs on him.

I don't think so. He'd talk about it. A lot.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

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Rate me late, but I just noticed this. Has this dude ever made any "content" with an actual female? If so, on a scale 1 to KiwiFarms, how autistic was she?

Ummm...Wedge claims to be 'plural' - so surely 'My name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams' should read 'Our name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams'?*

Can he not even keep the LARP straight for one tweet for fucksakes?

*I mean to be fair I have no idea as I'm not mentally ill, but the grammar seems hella off to me

 

[Spunt]

Ummm...Wedge claims to be 'plural' - so surely 'My name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams' should read 'Our name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams'?*

Can he not even keep the LARP straight for one tweet for fucksakes?

*I mean to be fair I have no idea as I'm not mentally ill, but the grammar seems hella off to me

Look here bigot, he also has to remember that he's pretending to be deaf as well, and pretending that he has an amazing sex life despite having no functional sex organs, and pretending that he's happy with where his one and only life on this planet has ended up, and that's a lot of emotional labour that not everyone has the spoons for every day. Check your privilege.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Look here bigot, he also has to remember that he's pretending to be deaf as well, and pretending that he has an amazing sex life despite having no functional sex organs, and pretending that he's happy with where his one and only life on this planet has ended up, and that's a lot of emotional labour that not everyone has the spoons for every day. Check your privilege.

Privilege duly checked, that told me

I genuinely LOL'd, until I remembered there are actually people who would unironically type this

 

[Pizdec]

Wedge retweeted one of his content videos and it looks like two fat downies playing doctor. Troons: when sex is impossible, pissing in your hand is close enough.

I feel like Wedge is trying to do what paraplegics, you know, people who didn't ask to not have the ability to coom, have to do, and find a new means of cooming. But in Wedge's case he's trying to turn a basic human function into a new means of cooming to cope.

At least he's doing one thing accurate to a woman: pissing everywhere in the midst of coitus.

 

[Gone Ham]

Wedge retweeted one of his content videos and it looks like two fat downies playing doctor. Troons: when sex is impossible, pissing in your hand is close enough.
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Spoiler: Two Husky Downies Goin' At It

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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1300922723179298817 (Archive)

I urge everyone to pop by and close your eyes and listen to that video because that other dude's voice is just, I have no words, it's amazing. "So strooong, feeling so strong" lolololol

I feel like I need to buy the video for archival purposes, but my stomach hurts thinking about it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I feel like I need to buy the video for archival purposes, but my stomach hurts thinking about it.

Please don't do this to yourself.

 

[Gone Ham]

Please don't do this to yourself.

It’ll help me become Bulimic, cause it’ll force me to purge.
also

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Wedge claims to be 'plural' - so surely 'My name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams' should read 'Our name is Harlequin "Hailey" Adams'?*

It's not a big leap from the singular they to the royal we.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

I feel like I need to buy the video for archival purposes, but my stomach hurts thinking about it.

Was aber ist deine Pflicht? Die Forderung des Tages - Goethe

If you buy it. I admire your commitment to duty,
But you're going to feel like a pile of dog shit the moment the payment goes through.

 

[Law]

We scoff when he says the sex is better and the romance more fulfilling because he also tells us that he only attempts sex twice a year cause his home is overcrowded and lacks privacy and all his partners are long distance and actively looking for other partners because they are extremely unfulfilled. They all also tweet about being depressed and having various traumas and addictions.

People who are happy with their sex lives and themselves don't cut their wieners off.

Every other creepy backwoods agricultural cult commune was able to manage the occasional orgy - the Tranch can't even do THAT right.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

I mean to be fair I have no idea as I'm not mentally ill, but the grammar seems hella off to me

Troons and other pomos love bad grammar because they love (and need) to obscure meaning, undermine language and confuse people.

Riddle me this. There were x enbys sitting together. They liked them but they didn't want them to go off with them, so they stayed with them while they went off alone, leaving them alone with them although their preference was to be by themselves with them without them. How many enbys?

 

[M3xus]

Troons and other pomos love bad grammar because they love (and need) to obscure meaning, undermine language and confuse people.

Riddle me this. There were x enbys sitting together. They liked them but they didn't want them to go off with them, so they stayed with them while they went off alone, leaving them alone with them although their preference was to be by themselves with them without them. How many enbys?

It doesn't matter. "Enbies" are all attention whores, and should be ignored for mankind's betterment.

Also, tweeting "am hole" still makes you a goddamn freak, Kevin. Your ranch needs Jesus.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

It’ll help me become Bulimic, cause it’ll force me to purge.
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Buy it, and see if Null will expense it on the basis that you're just following orders.

 

[Law]

Interesting that he's now claiming to be "agender" - specifically he's claiming to be an "agender woman", which is a logical contradiction (if you have no gender, how can you be a woman? It's But I have a theory about this - this is a sort of forward cope for when he finally admits publicly that he's not a woman.

I think you're exactly right. "Agender woman" is just troonish for "man who wishes he looked like a woman and is an utter failure at doing so". Margaret Kiljoy, a man-troon writer who used to date a woman writer named Laurie Penny (who also went insane and trooned out, probably after the awful experience of dating an AGP, but she's an actual female unlike Kiljoy and Kevin), calls himself an "agender" or "nonbinary" "woman" because he has chest hair, a beard, and a dick. So how does an obnoxious loopy dipshit explain that to perplexed normies? He invents newer, stupider words and phrases.

Back in my day we just called it a mid-life crisis. I'm glad I can at come here and get a chuckle out of it.

Also Kevin if you post Unicron I'll totally believe that you have a great, envy-worthy sex life. #freeunicron

How many enbys?

Zero enbies, because humans are either female or male (even humans with intersex conditions). In this case it's probably one male, sitting alone, in front of a computer, Tweeting.
How'd I do?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I feel like I need to buy the video for archival purposes, but my stomach hurts thinking about it.

What could possibly be gained from a longer version of what he posted for free on Twitter? The 1 minute video covers all the relevant points: he appears to be sexually assaulting a developmentally disabled butterball with a tool rather than HIS Tool, since he paid to render it permanently useless. The retard/victim speaks in a voice straight out of a nightmare. Wedge speaks in his best customer service voice as he reassures the retard that it’s okay that he pissed in Wedge’s hand because “that’s what the towel’s for.”

There’s nothing additional to be gained from buying the $30 extended director’s cut here. That’s just my two cents.