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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Want to be really peaked?

The same surgery (reductive mammoplasty) is not covered for women with large, deformed breasts that cause lifelong back and neck pain OR female cancer patients that need nipple recon after mastectomy. It also does not cover women who wish to have prevention mastectomy after testing positive for hereditary near-certain-death cancer.

But just say you're trans, and it's FREE.

I knew a woman who didn't get a mastectomy after testing positive bc it. was too expensive. Started with breast cancer they found shortly after her son was born... she went into remission but after that, it still managed to spread everywhere, went to her brain and she essentially rotted away physically and mentally. Her son doesn't remember her anymore because he was only 4 when she died.

But gender dysphoria is deadly.

Women need to get the word out about this loophole. The are no barriers to claim trannyhood anymore. Just tell the insurance company you trooned out and if they try to fight it, cry transphobia. Someone posted a video here about a woman that did just that. I'll try to find it.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

Want to be really peaked?

The same surgery (reductive mammoplasty) is not covered for women with large, deformed breasts that cause lifelong back and neck pain OR female cancer patients that need nipple recon after mastectomy. It also does not cover women who wish to have prevention mastectomy after testing positive for hereditary near-certain-death cancer.

But just say you're trans, and it's FREE.

I knew a woman who didn't get a mastectomy after testing positive bc it. was too expensive. Started with breast cancer they found shortly after her son was born... she went into remission but after that, it still managed to spread everywhere, went to her brain and she essentially rotted away physically and mentally. Her son doesn't remember her anymore because he was only 4 when she died.

But gender dysphoria is deadly.

Yeeeeeah... Remember what I said earlier about Medicaid funding being limited?

As for most insurance plans... Nasty truth here: Just because the insurance company (or Medicaid) says shit is covered doesn't mean it actually is. There's some ongoing quiet conversations in healthcare about basically what the fuck to say to get them to actually cover things they're supposed to cover.

Cancer risk? "Meh, we don't expect to be paying for you when that happens because we don't think more than a month ahead." Back pain? "LOL pain does not exist!!!1!" Back damage? See answer #1.

If your insurance offers 'alternative' medicine coverage, you might be offered for any of these the option of treatments which are 100% woo 0% effective...but cheaper than a reduction.

Dysphoria? "Awww you poor tranny let us get those off right now. We don't want to look transphobic, after all!"

It’s for this reason I have no sympathy for trannies. Even the ones who claim to be “sane” or “truscum” or whatever.

The strain on insurance budgets that these optional* surgeries cost must have something to do with it being unavailable for natal women who actually need breast related surgeries. Or maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with it at all, but the fact that these retarded degenerates scream so much about how they need it to live is still rage inducing.

All the rhetoric they spew about “you don’t understand how hard it is for us to look in the mirror and see a flat chest” is completely undermined by the fact that real women with small boobs and flat chests DO exist. Even chubby women can have a relatively small chest in proportion to the rest of their body’s fat composition. I knew a woman who was big, shaped like a pumpkin, and had an A cup.

 

[Ball Breaker]

CW clown
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Spoiler: NSFW: Clown Moobs

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0/10 cosplay, he didn't even try.

 

[thyme]

I was possessed by the Ghost of Men's Past for like 10 minutes after reading about Kevin in a bikini, and had to get this terrible shit out of my system

Spoiler: Hot Girl Summer

my fucking hand hurts

 

[Hitman One]

I was possessed by the Ghost of Men's Past for like 10 minutes after reading about Kevin in a bikini, and had to get this terrible shit out of my system

Spoiler: Hot Girl Summer

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my fucking hand hurts

Dale Gribble has joined the Tranch.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

The fluff documentary on the tranch is posted and Kevin got a cameo speaking about how he got to explore and find his authentic self. I grabbed a good screen cap. Yes he went on Good Morning America broadcast with the slave collar on.

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Bonus of Kev and jenn on the right.

(Left to right Bobbie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy, Kevin, Jenn... Photo was taken by Penny)

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I'm sorry, I can't take this anymore.

YOU'RE WELCOME, JEN.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kev being self-aware about himself for a bit: Link | Archive
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‘Drowning in pussy’

Peekaboo kiwis!
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Imagine being a nurse and having this thing scream at you hysterically. Cool cool.

Haven’t seen trans-nightstalker before so props for originality

 

[BSC]

Sigh. We've been over this before Wedge...

No Wedge, gender is simple, there are only 2 of them, and you and Kevin are both (pathetic) men.

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I find it hilarious that a self-styled clown prostitute with a broken asshole considers himself an authority on sexual attraction and lesbianism.

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Is there anything more pathetic than two grown-ass men, larping as women, flirting with each other on twitter?


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Don't mind me, just hitting my daily quota for gross tranny tweets.

Spoiler: girldick

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[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

The fuck does this mean? I am genuinely pretty good at decoding woke bullshit but I am not sure what the hell he's talking about here.

 

[ten dollars off]

All the rhetoric they spew about “you don’t understand how hard it is for us to look in the mirror and see a flat chest” is completely undermined by the fact that real women with small boobs and flat chests DO exist.

This is a really, really good point. Is it not possible to have "gender dysphoria" if you're a natal woman but grew up with mannish features, a flat chest, and so on? You identify as a female, and you're biologically female, but you don't look very female. It seems like this would be a way more common issue. And what about biological men? Shouldn't every scrawny dude be prescribed testosterone and get pec implants?

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I would really like too know w

The fuck does this mean? I am genuinely pretty good at decoding woke bullshit but I am not sure what the hell he's talking about here.

I think he's saying that if a lesbian likes bulldykes they must like men too.

 

[Law]

It’s for this reason I have no sympathy for trannies. Even the ones who are "sane"

I agree. The idea that there are "true" transpeople and all the embarrassing, badly behaved ones are "false" transpeople is just the No True Scotsman fallacy. The dainty, beautiful, meek, harmless, perfectly-passing HSTS who's a joy to be around is a fictional character that only exists in internet arguments.
It would be like saying that schizophrenics who have their condition under control are "true" schizophrenics, and homeless schizophrenics who scream at people at bus stops aren't "really schizo" because they make schizos look bad, and that's mean.
Or like saying that bulimics don't have disordered eating, they're vomit-enabled, they're part of "food-consumption diversity" and barfing is a valid method of self-expression, it's those mean awful anorexics that are the problem, they're the disordered ones.
Alcoholics who drink 25-year-old scotch and alcoholics who drink mouthwash are both alcoholics, one isn't "better" or "true" or "totally good to drive you guys, come on".
Wanting to be the opposite sex and having this desire take over your life is, quite frankly, not sane. There's no way to be a "true trans".
Apologies for a long and rambling post, but I think you know what I mean.

 

[Storfle]

I would really like too know w

I think he's saying that if a lesbian likes bulldykes they must like men too.

Not quite... he's saying that sometimes small effeminate gay men can look like dykes from across the room, and that's evidence that all lesbians are bisexual.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

The fuck does this mean? I am genuinely pretty good at decoding woke bullshit but I am not sure what the hell he's talking about here.

I would really like too know w

I think he's saying that if a lesbian likes bulldykes they must like men too.

Yeh, he’s saying that lesbians attracted to other lesbians who have traditionally male hobbies/interests are actually attracted to men.

ETA that Koreaboo a while back actually dealt the sickest burn to wedge. Something to the effect of, “Good thing he’s got clown makeup on bc he truly is a whole ass clown.”

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The fuck does this mean? I am genuinely pretty good at decoding woke bullshit but I am not sure what the hell he's talking about here.

Split Attraction Model (SAM)

The split attraction model or SAM is a model of attraction used by many ace-spec and aro-spec individuals to describe their identity, although it can also be used by those who are not a-spec. The SAM states that for some, sexual attraction and romantic attraction are two different things. For...

lgbta.wikia.org

Because of course there's a wiki about everything. The TL;DR is romantic attraction and sexual attraction are two different, separate things. It's not a bad take I guess and it's perfect for one of those talks. You know, "you're sweet and funny and every minute I spend with you is just perfect and you're the greatest but I just wanna bounce on Chad's cock so much more".
It also implies the very common sense conclusion that there are multiple ways to be attracted to a person - I've had several professors whose intellects I've admired but weren't attracted to them any other way.

In degenerate-speak though

Not quite... he's saying that sometimes small effeminate gay men can look like dykes from across the room, and that's evidence that all lesbians are bisexual.

yeah, it's definitely this. It's always about the cotton ceiling and creeping up on them cissy bitches even though Kev and Wedge are exclusively T4T by their own admission.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

Yeh, he’s saying that lesbians attracted to other lesbians who have traditionally male hobbies/interests are actually attracted to men.

He aint wrong.... ugly dykes DO look like old balding pedophiles/crackheads/gay bikers 99% of the time

 

[Law]

Not quite... he's saying that sometimes small effeminate gay men can look like dykes from across the room, and that's evidence that all lesbians are bisexual.

So his hot take is somehow even dumber than I originally thought? That's impressive, Wedge.
Also why I want Wedge to be successful on his quest for a tug-boat; I don't want other people to have to deal with his lunacy. Night stocking sucks but having to navigate clown-rage would make it suck so much worse.

 

[Just a Lotus Eater]

I find it hilarious that a self-styled clown prostitute with a broken asshole considers himself an authority on sexual attraction and lesbianism.
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No natural vag, no lesbian coochie

It's a simple logic that for some reason these people seem to have a tough time grasping

Btw, saying a lesbian can be tricked into liking a man because he looks effeminate or like a dyke butch is not the win they think it is

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the things that gets me about Wedge is that he's out and proud about being "neurodiverse," but most of his Twitter philosophisizing is based on the assumption that everyone's brain thinks the same way.

I think one of the requirements for being a cow is a complete and utter inability to realize how things come off to other people.

"I am an out and proud lesbian."

Hey, great, you do you.

"I am an out and proud lesbian who is exclusively attracted to aggressively non-passing pre-op trannies and I want them inside me."

To paraphrase the great Dr. Venkman, sounds like you got a few people in there already, bro. Take your meds.

 

[Wotan]

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0/10 cosplay, he didn't even try.

Why would you ever expect a tranny to put effort into their appearance to begin with?