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Probably a few days. Didn't the weirdos have a full day's drive and then some just to get there? That's two days right there, maybe a week?
Imagine thinking you get a week off from Kevin and he comes home early, Bonnie must be delighted rn tho. :story:

Conventions are generally a weekend thing so I imagine the Tranch itself will be unoccupied for three to four days. Considering they gotta load up alpacas and get them set up/situated, maybe more?
Are they leaving someone at home to defend the tranch from that pesky Earl à la Home Alone? They can put Kevin's toys all over the floor, rub amhole juice on the door knobs, and post troon nudes all over.
 
Ripley pre-hrt/pre-ffs without make up.
I'd consider surgeries too if I looked that unnervingly like Woody.

Edit: I'll have whatever The Neck's crunked-up on.
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I hate Kevin so much. Tweets like that make me wish he was staying at the Bates motel.
The thing about Norman Bates is that he only ever killed women, from what I remember. And beautiful women at that. So Kevin wouldn't die by his hands. It's more likely that Kevin will follow in Bates' footsteps and take his obsessive hatred of women into the realm of murder. Though I doubt he would keep his mother's desiccated corpse in his house. As I doubt he 'loves'/hates his mother enough to do that.
 
The reason is that someone who is evidently so emotionally unstable and prone to rage wouldn‘t pass a psych screening for anything, let alone the infliction of life changing injuries that carry significant social consequences.
This is also a plot point in Silence of the Lambs, which is now deemed transphobic because by modern standards, Buffalo Bill is a stunning and valid transwoman.
 
Adding axols to the list of stuffed animal things I might not to enjoy looking at anymore. :c

I'm not aware they're taking any alpacas. Suits, perhaps.
Afaik no, but they were discussing the possibility, one of their followers even suggested something similar.

-They could do that, but to save time and money, they could also just take one of the more easy-going alpacas and do photo ops/petting zoo hours for PR outside whatever they have planned for the event.
 
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When he sees this suggestion, he's going to go race through his disability spreadsheets to find something that prevents him from performing the menial tasks of any impoverished Cambodian toddler. Clown finger, Goofy limb, the wobbles.
You got me picturing wedge running like the channel awesome meet up gifs to a long, LONG list he keeps on a wall in his communal house, frantically looking up and down it, pointing to a malady, then flopping down on the ground for the next 5 hours. Thanks.

Now Ripley deserves his own thread I think. Dude is absolutely fucking unhinged. He probably has a bigger chance of snapping and shooting people than the tranch.
It's really weird when you can say KEVIN dodged a bullet by breaking up with him. Usually I'd say getting dumped by Kevin is a boon, but damn.
Ripley is a shining example of "If everyone you meet around you is an assshole, maybe it's you who are the asshole".

Love the fact that he feels like women who have a confortable living have the obligation to pull down their pants around people who make them feel unsafe. This isn't a white woman hiding from those darn darkies women, this is a woman who isn't sure the difference between a trans woman and a disguised sexual predator since fuckers like you can't be even half assed to appear more woman like. Part of womanhood is keeping yourself on guard for bathroom preadators, you know, the kind you were taught to fear as a woman before you came out of the closet? Oh, wait, welcome to womanhood.

If womanhood and manhood are so goddamn interchangeable FTMs wouldn't be taking testosterone and MTFs wouldn't be getting surgeries. By that logic, Penny and the troon squad are still currently experiencing manhood since they had previous experiences of a man as well as a woman. Fucking mongoloid.

If he loves streaming and acting like a public nuisance he should join IP2. Fuck it
If he keeps saying faggot and trashes a store they might grant him an honorary membership, devoted to the cause of attentionwhoring and headonism.
I thought Ivy League schools were racist, colonialist institutions according to the woke mob?
No, that's only if you can't get in them because you have no connections or money. THEN it's racist homophobe sexist colonialism. If you're in, its a pinnacle of learning or will be once all whiteboys who don't tow party line are thrown.
Oh no I can't squander other people's money that I've been desperately, begging for all week for 'gas' on yet more fucking junk WAHHHHHH

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Kevin is aware of his habits but has been getting away with living the brat life so long that he just blatantly comes out and says what he'll waste money on and how poor people need good things too (and he CAN'T stop supporting other transwomen by budgeting his onlyfans payments!).

Every so often I wonder if Kevin became a little of Penny's so he could have someone support and enable his addiction (toy hoarding) without having to take the hard steps of making long term changes. Him loving Penny is a goddamn mystery aside from that. Considering Penny shoots him up (with estrogen) it really feels like a weird junkie couple.
Adding axols to the list of stuffed animal things I might not to enjoy looking at anymore. :c
Letting cows claim things in your minds means they live rent free in your head. You gotta keep what you love for yourself and those you love!
 
Troons lie about everything. Hell their whole identity is based on lies. So if one tells you something, it's fair to assume that it's far from the truth.

But I'm going to be extremely generous and assume that it's not a complete lie and say that he probably was a part of a panel discussing local lbgqt+ problems at a local university or something like that.

Where's he from originally? There are no Ivies in the Bay Area. I need this chomo's CV.

The only thing about Ripley that provides me a small comfort about his ability to hurt people IRL is that he looks skinny enough that he can't do much damage without a weapon and since he is in California should have a harder time procuring one than other states.

Buying a gun in California is pretty easy. There are a bunch of questions such as "Are you a fugitive from justice?" and "Are you a drug addict?" but I get the sense that unless you have an actual felony, they don't really check up on it. There's a waiting period between paying for the gun and picking up the gun. This dude could totally get a gun if he wanted one.

Laugh if you want, but we as a society need to have a conversation about the struggles faced by white people who make money letting people watch them play video games.

Actual Nevada whorehouses take 50%.
 
According to Ripley, he taught at an "Ivy Leage." Given his track record, I'm forced to conclude Ivy Leage is the name of a gay bathhouse run by people who can't spell.
Given the stupidity of the names that troons pick for themselves, odds are that Ivy League is the name of some tranny.

I mean the stupid nigger calls himself Ripley Storm. Ivy League isn't too much of a leap.
 
Given the stupidity of the names that troons pick for themselves, odds are that Ivy League is the name of some tranny.

I mean the stupid nigger calls himself Ripley Storm. Ivy League isn't too much of a leap.
Most humans who rename themselves for a new identity seem to go for cooler names, but troons go the extra mile for stripper names and porn novel heroine names. There's very few times I hear natal women born or choosing those stupidass names (even hippies go for "harmony" or other peaceful virtue names).



Horrifying thought: will Kevin and Cheese Wedge yet again film their sex and put it online for farmers to see? Tune in later I guess.
 
This Ghoul lookin’ mofo said “coffee cart guy.” :story:

For an “oppressed minority,” Ripley sure lacks even the smallest modicum of empathy. Referring to someone like they’re a piece of trash just because of their job title. 🤔
He should have chosen the name “Karen.”
Is it just me, or can anyone else feel the apathy of the guy paid to deal with Ripley's ma'amtrum through the screen? I also admire his restraint- there's about a 50/50 chance I would have put an "I'm sorry you feel that way, sir" in there.
 
You guys are thinking way too hard about Ripley’s Ivy League comment. He isn’t and has never been an instructor or professor at a university. What it means when he says “taught at an Ivy League” is that he was a speaker at some LGBTQIA+ event one time. That’s all it ever is. Sometimes it just means they went to the event and talked to someone, thus “taught” someone something. He’s purposely being vague.
 
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