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Kinda late, but I really enjoyed the delightfully autistic little lover's quarrel Kev and Bryan had while the farms were down.

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Ripley's quickly becoming my favorite orbiter. Does anyone know his power word (or anything substantial about his background) yet?
Congealed oil products do not mean you have to almost break up with your gggggg- BOYFRIEND in full view of the entire world. Chrissakes.
 
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I love that the one part of the name he chose that's a legitimate name gets misspelled.
 
Kinda late, but I really enjoyed the delightfully autistic little lover's quarrel Kev and Bryan had while the farms were down.

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Ripley's quickly becoming my favorite orbiter. Does anyone know his power word (or anything substantial about his background) yet?
Wait, they have their arguments on Twitter too? This is like a normal couple disagreeing over something stupid in their own home, driving to a public park, and resuming their argument there. Have either of these autists heard of texting? It's fast, cheap, and most importantly, private.
 
Wait, they have their arguments on Twitter too? This is like a normal couple disagreeing over something stupid in their own home, driving to a public park, and resuming their argument there. Have either of these autists heard of texting? It's fast, cheap, and most importantly, private.
Welcome to the farms.
 
Continuing on Kevin's Twitter thread regarding his cope seethe and not dilate.
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Edit: Sorry I just noticed I was late and this was uploaded before. But I'll keep it here for the archive link.
In other news Wedge uploads some horrific shit
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Ok, who's going to bite the bullet and leak the nudes?
You know, I don't see the look Kev's been going for this whole time.
He has a look in name only. He pretty much lives in his head and online, thus the unwashed hormornal imbalanced look. He just can't be assed.
Are we sure this isn't someone that ate Kevin and took his place? Good lord.
I'd check the missing persons in Colorado right now: Kevin is the one who ate someone, we need to find which temporary rancher he devoured.
Wedge is still mad.
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He is an awful sex worker, chiding his clients for being horny in the WRONG way. What a story, mark.
Ripley vs his bank part 4
My last name is hard as balls yet my bank seems to spell it right every time. Wonder what Ripoey's problem is 🤔
Kinda late, but I really enjoyed the delightfully autistic little lover's quarrel Kev and Bryan had while the farms were down.
Cows really are best when they act like their normal selves without tipping. Bryan is a weak bitch for whining about this shit from Kevin, I suppose he and Kevin were destined to sperg at each other for being prissy like this.
 
El oh fucking el. This guy is just the best. He exists to be offended - by everything. Twatter giveth and Twatter taketh away.

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This is just too perfect. Lol.
Fuckin' Rioley. If they wanted to be taken serious as real and true women they wouldn't pick stage names for strippers. And even in that arena, they have some balls picking a name that implies they're some kind of badass when they seemingly fall apart at the slightest bit of conflict.

I have some friends on social media who are very "woke" and probably the most annoying shit they post are Twitter screencaps of someone making a list of ultimatums on how the world is obligated to treat them or other passive-aggressive bullshit.
 
To elaborate on this - poppers are popular (pun unintended) with gays for sex because they relax muscles such as the anal sphincter. Would they work well with an amhole? I'm not well-versed enough in axe wounds to say, but if Kevin is asking how many poppers would be "too many," I'd be inclined to say probably not. Or at least, not as well as Kevin would like.
You’re right. The amhole is just an inverted sock tethered to his insides. The poppers will do nothing as there is no musculature associated with it. If he’s using them for butt stuff maybe his anal wall will thin out enough for the fistula saga.
inb4 the deathfat tag
If he gets a death fat tag I’ll add him to the death fat death pool as an honorary gorl. As of now it’s restricted to the true and honest wimmen (precluding jazz) but Kevin had long been my favorite cow on this site.
 
Wedge is still mad.
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Is wedge ever not mati at something? It seems like every time I see a screenshot of his twitter, he's bitching
 

Reminds me of those old Commodore-64 game cartridges. The beautifully photographed cover always led to disappointment when opening the low-res game.

Wait, they have their arguments on Twitter too? This is like a normal couple disagreeing over something stupid in their own home, driving to a public park, and resuming their argument there. Have either of these autists heard of texting? It's fast, cheap, and most importantly, private.

This must be one of the defining hallmarks of autism: being unable to engage in some casual banter on an unimportant topic without it ending in tears.

They're like the couple fighting loudly in public unaware they're surrounded by a substantial number of sniggering strangers listening in. Then they discover the eavesdroppers and start blaming them.

Do I need to explain who the 'eavesdroppers' in this case are?
 

All troons and AGPs EVER do is male anything and everything they can all about themselves and their "trans identity". You'd think Wedge would know this by now.

This guy really gets under my skin sometimes. He's like the smurf-with-the-glasses explaining you how to behave, and makes you want to shove those glasses up his nose.

Trannies constantly post about their 'euphoria' and unasked visual presentations of their newly mangled genitalia precisely because they want compliments. Normal woman don't post that shit.

Case in point:


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Lack of understanding, for Christ's sake

Gee-whiz, it's almost like if you're an autistic retarded male with a small cock and scrote, then it's a terrible idea to get your baby dick and berries mutilated to feed your AGP fetish. Especially if you're too lazy and/or stupid to follow post-operative care directions to the letter.

You know, I don't see the look Kev's been going for this whole time. He's obsessed with "bimbofication" and that seems to be his one and only goal, but a bimbo is defined as a naïve, conventionally attractive woman, and Kev isn't (conventionally) attractive in the slightest. He puts zero effort into looking like a bimbo, let alone a woman, and can't even be fucked to put something on that takes less than thirty seconds to apply, like lipstick or foundation to hide his lunar craters. Feel free to correct me, I've never worn makeup in my life and wouldn't know how many layers it would take to smooth out those potholes. His outfits are totally bland as well, it's like he owns five shirts and they're either his old incel wear or plain spaghetti straps, not even a little bling or something hyperfeminine that a bimbo might wear.

The only look I'm seeing is 'obese 40 y/o mother with a hormonal imbalance who doesn't wash her face after touching it when she takes her kids to McD's weekly, and hasn't gone clothes shopping or dolled herself up in years.' If the bimbo thing is a façade and that's the look he's actually going for, I must say, he's fucking killin' it.

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Kev-boi's five-head is too far gone for any amount of makeup to help. He would need to go to Home Depot or AutoZone to fill in all those pits, divots, and craters. I'm talking spackle, Flex Seal, or Bondo here. That five-head is an excellent reminder for anyone with kids to make sure they get proper dermatological care if they have bad acne as teenagers.

How do we know Kevin did anal? Did he talk about it?

Process of elimination. He sure as fuck can't do "vaginal".

Is wedge ever not mati at something? It seems like every time I see a screenshot of his twitter, he's bitching

Anyone wanna take bets on if Wedge's/"Rioley's" bank card woes have nothing to do with his bank fucking up, but because he's a sloppy manchild with terrible handwriting? I'm hoping it comes back with "Ravioli" next time. The bank should do it just to fuck with him for being an obnoxious ass-wipe.
 
I used to mind about troons getting free surgery, but now I think it is a blessing. The rapey bastards are just getting free castration. I'm 100% for that. I don't even care anymore that it's butchery of the mentally ill. Buyer beware, bitches. The sooner Wedge gets his stink ditch, the better. And, unlike Kev, he is likely to try to take it for a test run before it is actually healed and we'll be able to watch the horror show unfold.

And, lol, at Wedge thinking a stink ditch is going to be a big porn draw. Even if people want to see it just out of curiosity, he's so unattractive and not sexy at all (& his partners will be no better) that there will be no repeat customers. Hope he'll be happy slicing of the cheese wedge for at most a couple hundred bucks of porn income.

By the way, are there any videos of Wedge actually using ASL?


And even with poppers it must not have been that enjoyable if Kev is suddenly caring about the fact that his AmHole is unusable. He still can't get the hang of anal -- even if he's drugged. I'm guessing because he sees anal as being gay and actual gayness (instead of the pretend lesbian shtick) makes him uncomfortable.
Males who enjoy anal penetration do so because it stimulates the prostate which sits right up against the rectum (the prostate is the small pink kidney-shaped thing in the diagrams below). Way fewer women are into it, but the ones who do enjoy it when done right do so because it can stimulate vaginal nerves from behind.

As you can see, SRS surgery that Kevin got has put the neovagina between the rectum and the prostate, so anal will do nothing for him in terms of prostate stimulation. And there's no nerves sitting alongside the rectum either, just his amhole. Anal will likely do literally nothing for Kevin, it is likely just the 'sticking something up your butt' feeling with no discernable gain.

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So rather than encourage his fellow men in their desire to be "gender euphoric," Ripley decides it's better to complain about how their lack of euphoria is infringing on his own. Really shows what an entitled and selfish man he is.

Anyone wanna take bets on if Wedge's/"Rioley's" bank card woes have nothing to do with his bank fucking up, but because he's a sloppy manchild with terrible handwriting? I'm hoping it comes back with "Ravioli" next time. The bank should do it just to fuck with him for being an obnoxious ass-wipe.
Ripley isn't Wedge. Ripley "Ravioli Rioley" Tempest Storm "Of Autism" is the perma-butthurt retard twice rejected for the insane "futa" surgery and in constant talks with his bank/credit union who are probably doing this on purpose out of spite, sharing a hearty laugh whenever the loony faggot complains.

Wedge is the perma-butthurt fake-deaf clown whore with the blown out asshole whom Kev paid three times since his AM HOLE surgery to fly out to Colorado and "fuck" him.
 
Ripley isn't Wedge. Ripley "Ravioli Rioley" Tempest Storm "Of Autism" is the perma-butthurt retard twice rejected for the insane "futa" surgery and in constant talks with his bank/credit union who are probably doing this on purpose out of spite, sharing a hearty laugh whenever the loony faggot complains.

Wedge is the perma-butthurt fake-deaf clown whore with the blown out asshole whom Kev paid three times since his AM HOLE surgery to fly out to Colorado and "fuck" him.
I was thinking this same thing. They have to be fucking with him at this point and I am loving everything second of it. Hopefully the next card says "Rigley".
 
Ripley isn't Wedge. Ripley "Ravioli Rioley" Tempest Storm "Of Autism" is the perma-butthurt retard twice rejected for the insane "futa" surgery and in constant talks with his bank/credit union who are probably doing this on purpose out of spite, sharing a hearty laugh whenever the loony faggot complains.

Wedge is the perma-butthurt fake-deaf clown whore with the blown out asshole whom Kev paid three times since his AM HOLE surgery to fly out to Colorado and "fuck" him.

Ah shit, my bad. I can't keep up with all these FAS-faced troons and their various names/identities.
 
Ah shit, my bad. I can't keep up with all these FAS-faced troons and their various names/identities.
That's quite alright, I too have mistaken them for one another a couple times and posted Kev thing in serial iPad grifter Lardo Retardo's thread - or the other way around whatever.
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Males who enjoy anal penetration do so because it stimulates the prostate which sits right up against the rectum (the prostate is the small pink kidney-shaped thing in the diagrams below). Way fewer women are into it, but the ones who do enjoy it when done right do so because it can stimulate vaginal nerves from behind.

As you can see, SRS surgery that Kevin got has put the neovagina between the rectum and the prostate, so anal will do nothing for him in terms of prostate stimulation. And there's no nerves sitting alongside the rectum either, just his amhole. Anal will likely do literally nothing for Kevin, it is likely just the 'sticking something up your butt' feeling with no discernable gain.

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So he's even fucked himself out of enjoying anal?

That's amazing.
 
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