Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[KiwiFuzz]

rip wedgedick.

Rip Wedgedick is totally my drag king name.

Guys, Wedge is after bottom surgery.

For some reason, none of these beautiful ladies are investing in giant honkers. Seems like putting the cart before the horse, if you ask me.

Putting the cunt before the horse.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For some reason, none of these beautiful ladies are investing in giant honkers.

Kevin has been talking about getting bolt-ons for a little while now. Hopefully he goes through with it so we can get a botched implants saga.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

or let him crash at the trans-haven that is the ranch?

I think it’s pretty clear that Wedge doesn’t actually want to live at the Tranch. For one, that’s too close to Kevin. The only thing that makes their relationship work is the distance and fake longing.
Two, I’m pretty sure Wedge can tell that living at the Tranch is fucked as hell and he’d be made to do hard physical labor as well. There’s not enough privacy for his camwhore “business”.

 

[Law]

Imagine buying Warhammer figurines when you're homeless/couchsurfing. #Priorities

I've known several non-troons who did this. It's bizarre, but for some people it really is "plastic crack".

Now if he was an enterprising lad, he could do custom army paints for clients over the internet

This is also hard to do when you're homeless.
Also Games Workshop is having huge problems with orders right now cause of covid. Stores can't get stuff and orders are taking forever.
Even when he complains about Games Workshop he sounds like an entitled, self-centered victim. No matter what it is, it's always Wedge most affected.

Not that that'll stop him from diverting money away from fueling his Warhammer collection to eventually fund his HRT and surgeries.

Oh, he's never gonna divert funds and he's never gonna sell it. He'll just beg. In his mind, he is OWED a Warhammer collection, as well as all the hormones and surgery he wants.

Troons are astonishingly bad with money and game store troons are something else.

For some reason, none of these beautiful ladies are investing in giant honkers.

I think they just delude themselves into thinking that their loose chest fat counts if they squash it into a bra.

 

[stupid frog]

Wedge claims he won't move, because he has to stay in his state to mooch his surgeries.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Oh, he's never gonna divert funds and he's never gonna sell it. He'll just beg. In his mind, he is OWED a Warhammer collection, as well as all the hormones and surgery he wants.

He's supposedly one of those "eat the rich" types of people, from what little I know about him. He's also in favor of a $15 minimum wage, so take that for what you will. And while I don't know if he thinks he's owed a collection, he's certainly self-interested enough to announce his "transition" on his own YouTube channel.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Where is Neck? Wasn't he supposed to come to the Tranch, last weekend?
What happened to him? Why is his Twitter gone? Where is Brian Loeper?

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Wedge, you don't need to take away the triangle, just whip out some clown makeup and Warhammer paints and camouflage that cone

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

Guys, Wedge is after bottom surgery.

For some reason, none of these beautiful ladies are investing in giant honkers. Seems like putting the cart before the horse, if you ask me.

I'm still gobsmacked that someone who's homeless and broke is voluntarily mutilating himself, to the point of being incapacitated. Is Wedge going to "couch-surf" while healing from major surgery? I know he likes to play at being helpless, but this surgery is the real thing.

 

[Donovan the Man]

^^^
Wedge is a munchie. Being crippled by invasive crotch surgery would be the height of elation.

Kevin looks like a spoiled carton of milk. It’s been said so many times, but seeing him in sun light which usually makes people look better does no favors for him. His forehead looks like wrestler after decades of blading. I forget he’s only 34 (?) years old. He looks so old.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Where is Neck? Wasn't he supposed to come to the Tranch, last weekend?
What happened to him? Why is his Twitter gone? Where is Brian Loeper?

Holy shit you're right - his account is currently deleted on twitter. I can't find his gofraudme either, I might not be spelling his name right either.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Holy shit you're right - his account is currently deleted on twitter. I can't find his gofraudme either, I might not be spelling his name right either.

Maybe this is it, the new Tranch grift:

They've seen what happens when a beautiful white woman goes missing and is found dead in the wilderness.

 

[Particle Bored]

I know we can’t ween, but just imagine someone sending this is Kevin. I wonder how he’d try to weasel out of it? It’s just so blatantly hypocritical.

He would block the sender and seethe and never address it.

But is it still weening if you only send it to the people in his replies and remove him from the chain?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I'm conflicted. I'd like to see the kickstarter fail so Wedge can get all pissy on Twitter. But if it succeeds it might also be funnier as it'll be one more disgusting thing he's done and the potential for milk from that.

It should be mentioned that Wedge is getting the surgery regardless of the state of the GoFundMe.

Wedge is just angling for an extended paid vacation for him to “recover“ because of a choice he made to butcher himself.


God bless America

 

[Assigned Host Body]

Holy shit you're right - his account is currently deleted on twitter. I can't find his gofraudme either, I might not be spelling his name right either.

Apparently, Wedge was the last to tweet @ him, on Thursday, and Kevin mentioned him, to Kindness, when she was getting ready to drive to the Tranch.
According to Twitter search and this Thread.

This is all very strange.

Maybe a commando of Mormon Latter Day Enforcers "recuperated" him.

I'm still gobsmacked that someone who's homeless and broke is voluntarily mutilating himself, to the point of being incapacitated. Is Wedge going to "couch-surf" while healing from major surgery? I know he likes to play at being helpless, but this surgery is the real thing.

He's been crotch-surfing for the time we've known him. Couch-surfing seems a step up.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It should be mentioned that Wedge is getting the surgery regardless of the state of the GoFundMe.

Wedge is just angling for an extended paid vacation for him to “recover“ because of a choice he made to butcher himself.


God bless America

I never remember which of these weirdos are the deadbeat dads but if people want to pay for them to remove themselves from the gene pool further, I can't complain...

 

[Drums Into Space]

What a miserable existence these troons have. Can y’all imagine being THIS miserable? Like if my life was anywhere near how awful these troons say I’d fucking kill myself.

archive: https://archive.md/OM72c

 

[Russketeer]

Brian the AGP Deadbeat Dad still has his GoGriftMe active https://gofund.me/3b218f81

If kept a tab to watch it stall at $1,550 with the most recent donation 20 days ago. Seems like even the troons and chasers DGAF for this money grab.

I am curious why he is now gone from Twitter.

 

[Lucanamarcan Baby Soup]

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What a miserable existence these troons have. Can y’all imagine being THIS miserable? Like if my life was anywhere near how awful these troons say I’d fucking kill myself.

Who the fuck is paying Rioley for sex work?? Somehow this is more gross than Wedge's clown hooker smut

 

[ten dollars off]

Kevin forehead update:
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Lines so deep they look like scars.

I thought castration was supposed to halt hair loss, since it's caused by free testosterone triggering something or other? I know that even with balls removed, the body still produces a small amount of testosterone from the liver or something. I guess Kevin can't even get this right.