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[Miss Misery]

Oh ho, Rioley finally dropping the deadname eh?

Too late, pal.

 

[Law]

If a cis woman wanted a boob job and couldn't get it then its not on anyone else to help her.

There was a woman in the UK who tried this with the NHS. I can't believe people would get mad about such gender-affirming care.

I honestly cannot imagine a job he'd be good for. He's an asshole, he'd have to do something where he doesn't work with people or it's tolerated. That's a needle in a haystack job.

He used to be a programmer. Imagine being too autistic and ragey to be a programmer.

They'd rather complain about how they don't get attention or love because they lack particular physical traits and it's definitely not due to their shit personality

This is spot on. It's also funny because changing your personality and behavior is way easier than changing a physical trait.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

What the hell is even happening here:

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My guess is he took the idea of a bitch having multiple teats and applied that to his furry persona. Only to place them in-line with a woman's chest. Because anatomy and furries mix about as well as water and oil.

 

[Pizdec]

"Invisible mental illness." Is this like the "invisible wings" of a dragon-kin? Something only he sees and feels? It's rather funny how he pretends to know anything about mental illness, given his phrasing.

I notice trannies like to touch and feel their taints thinking they could have a vag, example:

Though, Ripley's retarded in thinking "everyone is fighting a war you know nothing about" applies because we all know what Ripley's "war" is really about. To sit there and deny that the civil "conversation", should it have happened that the two of them are having isn't normal also shows how much of a sociopath Ripley is and why he got denied his surgery. It's all superficial.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

I saw a lot of people claiming Rioley would never 41% xirself back when he took a 4 day break from twitter, but the way this dude is tweetting right now is giving me death spiral vibes.

Literal existential rage screams into the empty internet void, 0 interaction with anybody. "Hate the world, hate my life, cant see a future, everything sucks, I will never find a way out". Thats the sort of shit you expect to hear if you work at a suicide hotline or something.

 

[Pizdec]

xirself

Uh, we are talking about a dude, and not some weird alien, right?

 

[random good picture]

agp shit

to answer your question bred borzoi, yes, you are beyond weird. go ahead and castrate yourself so your genes will never be passed down. do they really think pussy is a surrealism or cubism of nerves and anatomy?

 

[lamp shade]

I saw a lot of people claiming Rioley would never 41% xirself back when he took a 4 day break from twitter, but the way this dude is tweetting right now is giving me death spiral vibes.

Literal existential rage screams into the empty internet void, 0 interaction with anybody. "Hate the world, hate my life, cant see a future, everything sucks, I will never find a way out". Thats the sort of shit you expect to hear if you work at a suicide hotline or something.

It’s one of two things: either he’s spiraling and suicidal over the lack of validation and the rejection from doctors or he’s suicide baiting in a desperate attempt to get people to interact with him. I’m leaning toward the latter, but the guy is nuts so who knows.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

It’s one of two things: either he’s spiraling and suicidal over the lack of validation and the rejection from doctors or he’s suicide baiting in a desperate attempt to get people to interact with him. I’m leaning toward the latter, but the guy is nuts so who knows.

But even then the guy is getting nothing. The screencapped tweets have 0-3 likes, hes complaining about losing followers. It seems more like self destructing behavior than attention seeking.

 

[Trianon]

The incel is still mad
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He was walking around to different restaurants asking if they would toast his sandwich? Is that what was happening here?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Neck is back!


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Hurray! So did he 'delete' to get people to unfollow without them noticing or what?

And that's interesting about Rioley and he parents' power of attorney. They probably got it because he was crazy even back then.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

"Invisible mental illness." Is this like the "invisible wings" of a dragon-kin? Something only he sees and feels? It's rather funny how he pretends to know anything about mental illness, given his phrasing.

the phrase is "invisible disability" he's just autistic.

as opposed to someone who has a wheelchair or seeing eyedog, a person who might have a not so severe blindness, or a mental illness, congenital heart disease, or even a deaf person who has tiny cochlear implants.

it's all about how severe a disability is, or how well it's managed\hidden.
the phrase dates back to 1963, common usage (among disabled people) dates to the 80s, twitter usage is unknown to me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Goddamn, Riople, way to give yourself the loser's edit.

"I went 10/10 Britney a couple years ago and my dad got power of attorney and I am still crazy today oh and also Dr. Wittenberg is going to suffer in hell for not giving me a pussy behind my dick because I am intersex."

Maybe... just maybe... Ripple's problems are between his ears and not between his legs.

Finally, you can't swing a dead cat in San Francisco without hitting a vegan place.

Anyone who can't find vegan food in SF is gravely disabled and their parents should have power of attorney over them.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

the phrase is "invisible disability" he's just autistic.

as opposed to someone who has a wheelchair or seeing eyedog, a person who might have a not so severe blindness, or a mental illness, congenital heart disease, or even a deaf person who has tiny cochlear implants.

it's all about how severe a disability is, or how well it's managed\hidden.
the phrase dates back to 1963, common usage (among disabled people) dates to the 80s, twitter usage is unknown to me.

Good to know it's not something Ripley pulled out of the ether. Thanks.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I know the whole thing is filed under Shit That Did Not Happen but Brett's whole imagined confrontation with a bartender doesn't even make sense to me.
"that guy's crazy"
"WELL, SO AM I"
"ok"

Even their pretend gotcha conversations are fucking inane

 

[AMHOLIO]

Could it have been that the butcher was being weirdly domineering because she knew that Ravioli could be easily replaced by thousands of other troons that would follow the usual rules? Could it have been that Rioley was actually a rude bitch to the staff? We probably won't know.

I am inclined towards the later but I would not be surprised if it was both. I would not believe the first one alone however, not with this dickhead.

Is it really so surprising? We spent generations telling kids they can be anything they want. Of course some of them are going to want to be something stupid.

Choosing to be retarded isn't illegal but we really shouldn't have exposed kids to those reality tv shows where being a tard paid off. Now we just have cows across the nation without a stable reality star income.

Power word. He does look like a Brett:

Yes! One step closer to Ripledick's true identity. I need to know his backstory, it has got to be interesting.

What the hell is even happening here:

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It's one of his fetishes and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Imagine being too autistic and ragey to be a programmer.

God... my brain is swimming in awe just thinking about it.

This is spot on. It's also funny because changing your personality and behavior is way easier than changing a physical trait.

Rioley strikes me as someone who has a legitimate personality disorder. Those are very treatment resistant: a lot don't have the self awareness, skills, or even innate desire to change. Rioley in particular won't stop because he's entitled to shit as seen with his past therapist, his doctors, his interactions with San Fran, his followers, the trans community, and life on planet earth as we know it. His brain is so fucking entitled he believes others must change for HIM, a trait I associate with the cluster B disorders in particular.

Literal existential rage screams into the empty internet void, 0 interaction with anybody. "Hate the world, hate my life, cant see a future, everything sucks, I will never find a way out". Thats the sort of shit you expect to hear if you work at a suicide hotline or something.

But even then the guy is getting nothing. The screencapped tweets have 0-3 likes, hes complaining about losing followers. It seems more like self destructing behavior than attention seeking.

He may be getting nothing but it is still an attempt to claw out rather than crying offline and licking your wounds in private. Blaming the rest of the trans community and picking fights with people is also attention seeking.

I would not be surprised if he sudokus as to punish others for not caring enough about him. That's the ultimate cluster B manipulative dick move.

 

[farttpott]

Hurray! So did he 'delete' to get people to unfollow without them noticing or what?

That's just a Twitter bug that happens for a while after you reactivate, he still has his 540 followers and 541 following. And his eighteen thousand tweets in seven months.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Ripley is a hepatitis riddle Brett from the midwest who sued Costco.

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[Assigned Host Body]

Hurray! So did he 'delete' to get people to unfollow without them noticing or what?

And that's interesting about Rioley and he parents' power of attorney. They probably got it because he was crazy even back then.

I don't think he did it for the soft block, but whatever his reasons the result was very disappointing.

I don't think he was at the Tranch, either, because between Wedge, Kevin, Kindness and their combined 2-3000 tweets since Thrusday, someone would have mentioned him. It's unlikely they'd keep a "secret".

I'm disappointed, yet still intrigued.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

That's just a Twitter bug that happens for a while after you reactivate, he still has his 540 followers and 541 following. And his eighteen thousand tweets in seven months.

Thanks for clearing that up! Thank god Brian's important legacy isn't lost to time.

Google tells me there was apparently a class action lawsuit against Costco for a Hepatitis A outbreak in 2013 from a defective berry mix. Could that be what Ripley is talking about, with some wild exaggeration? Although I guess no one saw any compensation from that at all before 2018.