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[A Grey Cat]

In Kevin's mind (and the minds of other similarly afflicted troons), this is exactly the sort of thing that proves troons are not only true women, but actually more woman than any natal woman. Just as they casually talk about how their neovaginas are indistinguishable yet somehow superior to that of a real woman's vagina. It's the usual male dick-measuring taken to insane extremes.

Troons think natal women are mere muggles. Because troons chose to be women, which makes them womaner-than-thou. Muggle women, after all, aren't evolved enough to experience "euphoria" just because someone called them "ma'am" to prevent a crazed chimpout by a fat ugly man in a dress. Muggle women can't possibly know the joy of waking up with a wet-on so strong they want to chow down on their own stinkditch for breakfast. In short, muggle women are failed troons.

It is so obvious that Kevin has never actually had a friend that was a woman. Or has ever actually listened to a woman without routinely dismissing the entirety of their thoughts, feelings and point of view. When he was growing up I'm pretty sure his mother and sister's only use was as a source of used panties to sniff. To be fair though, his sister seems to have grown more useful over time by being the role model he bases his skinwalking larp on.

1. Except unlike with dick measuring it's not about who's is bigger but who got the best srs surgeon to graft a good neovag as opposed to the frankenginas we see in the srs thread.
2.didnt Kevin have a real girlfriend a life time ago? Albeit a very average looking one he treated like shite because she wasn't the living sex doll he had always wanted?

 

[Oxyjen]

I can't speak for the female brain as I don't have one (and never can or will) but I'm sure there's a fraction of them out there who would wonder what itd be like to self pleasure oneself that way

It’s a really male thing though. Some males can physically do this so it’s a thing most males have heard of, thought about or wished they could do.
None of the above applies to women Afaik. It’s literally not a thing so why would you fantasise about it?

 

[Law]

Please try to make up something more believable next time. We all know no one's washing the sheets at Tran Ranch.

Whenever it comes up I like to imagine Kevin screaming "Not tha LAUNDRETTE!" like Niel from The Young Ones.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

1. Except unlike with dick measuring it's not about who's is bigger but who got the best srs surgeon to graft a good neovag as opposed to the frankenginas we see in the srs thread.
2.didnt Kevin have a real girlfriend a life time ago? Albeit a very average looking one he treated like shite because she wasn't the living sex doll he had always wanted?

Some troons do treat it like a "size competition" so it's still one big dick measuring contest.
Kev did have a real fiancée before his troonout. I don't think he treated her like shit? Was it something about an unwanted pregnancy and Kev not being ready to be a real adult IIRC?

It’s a really male thing though. Some males can physically do this so it’s a thing most males have heard of, thought about or wished they could do.
None of the above applies to women Afaik. It’s literally not a thing so why would you fantasise about it?

All the data I acquired in a fairly short time - thank you, dear Kiwi Ladies - corroborates Kevie being a pornsick male coomer with terminal brain rot. The only female thing in him was the crotch buther's hand when she created the Stink Ditch and even that's gone.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads

Fuck no. Not to be graphic but a vibrator will get the job done without any disgusting fetishes or fantasies taking place. Nice and simple and straight to the point and no need to go blasting it all on Twitter. This is just what happens when a man appropriates what he thinks is *~femme~*

 

[T0oCoolFool]

A question to female kiwis who feel comfortable outing themselves and/or sexologists: do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads? Isn't this exclusively a pornsick male thing?

Please don't challenge him on that.

Ew, never once have I ever thought of doing that. I've never heard of other women being into this either. Women don't think or talk like this.

I used to read Cosmo magazines for fun growing up. The sex tips and stories were always really bad. Like I remember a tip about stabbing your partner with a fork to turn them on, or giving a BJ with a donut on their dick. And yet, even as ridiculous as Cosmo is, I don't remember ever reading about trying to eat yourself out. Because seriously, who wants to do that?

I know a lot of guys will wonder if they're flexible to suck their own dick, and maybe even most guys will try this once just to see if they can... but even then, most men don't think like this either. The only types of men that actually get off to this shit are porn sick coomers. Like Kevin.

 

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Some troons do treat it like a "size competition" so it's still one big dick measuring contest.
Kev did have a real fiancée before his troonout. I don't think he treated her like shit? Was it something about an unwanted pregnancy and Kev not being ready to be a real adult IIRC?

All the data I acquired in a fairly short time - thank you, dear Kiwi Ladies - corroborates Kevie being a pornsick male coomer with terminal brain rot. The only female thing in him was the crotch buther's hand when she created the Stink Ditch and even that's gone.

Kevin's girlfriend got an abortion, which Kevin only seemed to find out about after the fact, and broke up with him after throwing his brother out of their shared living arrangement at her behest. So the prevailing theory is that she got pregnant from cheating on him with his brother and she tried doing damage control. Kevin doesn't strike me as one to put his foot down, so I'm inclined to believe she was the one who instigated the breakup. His justifications for what unraveled is just that: justification done as a coping mechanism.

Maybe I'm cynical. But I at least don't think it's too much of a stretch to suspect the man raised by the same mother who popped out Kevin would be just as manipulative, just as the woman who decided to date him would be. Kevin's completely bonkers perception of relationships seems reflective of this to me.

 

[AGPinochet]

Jesus fucking christ, this is made so much worse knowing that the "pussy juice" he's referring to is actually just ass sweat

Ballsack pussylips covered in rancid tranny ass sweat when said ass is attached to Kevin Gibes as he sits in his piss soaked bed he shares with three other sweaty men one of which eats shit.

The most foul smelling set of words imaginable

 

[mrae]

Interesting that he chose to indirectly admit that none of his live-in polycule/'wives' will go down on him. Not that I blame them.

 

[Vampirella]

A question to female kiwis who feel comfortable outing themselves and/or sexologists: do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads? Isn't this exclusively a pornsick male thing?

You never hear an urban legend about a woman getting ribs removed to eat herself out, that's a man thing. Kevin is a coom brained man compensating for his self inflicted lack of sex drive.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kevin's girlfriend got an abortion, which Kevin only seemed to find out about after the fact, and broke up with him after throwing his brother out of their shared living arrangement at her behest. So the prevailing theory is that she got pregnant from cheating on him with his brother and she tried doing damage control. Kevin doesn't strike me as one to put his foot down, so I'm inclined to believe she was the one who instigated the breakup. His justifications for what unraveled is just that: justification done as a coping mechanism.

Maybe I'm cynical. But I at least don't think it's too much of a stretch to suspect the man raised by the same mother who popped out Kevin would be just as manipulative, just as the woman who decided to date him would be. Kevin's completely bonkers perception of relationships seems reflective of this to me.

To think that for just one moment Kevin COULD have stepped, up put the toys away, gotten a real job and made an honest woman out of his girlfriend. Could had a wife and a beautiful bouncing baby Kevin junior or a real Kathrine gibes.


But no he had to be a manchild not a man. Had to break up and leave his girlfriend to flush their child away while he went to larp with a bunch of other smelly manchildren on be tranch.


A life time ago Kevin have been an inspiring story of a young man manning up to be a better man. Instead it became just another tale of modernity gone horribly wrong.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

I wish Kevvy's ex-fiance a fulfilling and happy life, wherever she is. I hope the Gibes is as vague a memory for her as real pussy is for him.

 

[Law]

You never hear an urban legend about a woman getting ribs removed to eat herself out, that's a man thing. Kevin is a coom brained man compensating for his self inflicted lack of sex drive.

I have heard urban legends about troons getting ribs removed to look more like ladies and less like refrigerators.

 

[Vampirella]

I have heard urban legends about troons getting ribs removed to look more like ladies and less like refrigerators.

They do get that done. The few that actually try to look like women and not the typical sexual predator look.

 

[Law]

They do get that done. The few that actually try to look like women and not the typical sexual predator look.

Am Waist.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

They do get that done. The few that actually try to look like women and not the typical sexual predator look.

Has this been posted in the SRS horrors thread? This definitely belongs in the SRS horrors thread. That image of the man on the operating table with two holes on his chest through which I assume they removed the ribs will haunt me more than any horror movie or game ever.

Who in the KGIU do you think would be most likely to get that done?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Not a female, but I am a degenerate coomer male, and I wouldn't suck my own dick even if I could. Anyone who wants to do that is so far gone there's no helping them.

 

[ICraveDeath]

A question to female kiwis who feel comfortable outing themselves and/or sexologists: do women even have this kind of fetish? Does the thought ever pass their heads? Isn't this exclusively a pornsick male thing?

Please don't challenge him on that.

Lol no. One, you can literally just use a vibrator or your fingers. Two, how the fuck would you even get there. Three, why would you even want to try something like that.

 

[Nate Higgers]

You will simply be forced to know that you have seen horrors most men cannot imagine, Such as The Amhole, The Wedge, The Skeletal Frame of the Loathsome Dung Eater, The Spotted Dick, The Wascock Spider Mouth and more.

And you can’t really talk to anyone about it IRL or even on other more “normal” websites because you end up coming off as weird/degen/depraved by association for even learning about this kind of stuff

Ask me how I know

 

[capsaicin]

Ballsack pussylips covered in rancid tranny ass sweat when said ass is attached to Kevin Gibes as he sits in his piss soaked bed he shares with three other sweaty men one of which eats shit.

The most foul smelling set of words imaginable

BRB, inventing a time machine to dump this post directly onto H.P. Lovecraft and watching the madness unfold.