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[Fetish Roulette]

A cop came to the Tranch, because God knows Kevin doesn't go outside.

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Kevin tweets more about Elon Musk and says something that seemed significant to me, but for reasons I'm not sure of yet.

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Kevvy makes a retweet.

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[Friendly Futa]

Does anyone actually fuck amholes? I decided to try to answer that question while typing it so nobody else had to. I've seen enough gross shit on the internet the last 30 years that nothing I was going to find on Pornhub was going to shock me. The conclusion I came to, har har, after 10 minutes and a variety of keyword searches is that no, people don't want to fuck them. Or nobody wants to masturbate to porn featuring them at least. It's not surprising to considering how much of troondom is gay with extra steps.

Unsurprisingly half of the handful of videos with a neovag I did see had t4t in the title reinforcing the logical assumption that people who want to fuck women in their vaginas choose women and vaginas, not gross caricatures. I think the intersection of dudes who aren't gay, troons with amholes who aren't so schizo/shut in that they can get laid, and amholes that even degen coomers wouldn't turn up their nose at is very small. It requires a pretty specific alignment of various fetishes and mental illnesses. Stink ditches have also not been around that long. I'm guessing more coomers will fry their brains enough to require it in the future.

My search was by no means exhaustive and I'm not interested in learning about tranny specific porn sites that feature it. I just wanted to see what the general pornsick population of a mainstream site like Pornhub thought. They've voted with their dicks and it appears they aren't into dudes who cut theirs off.

That's not to say Wedge couldn't. He's in the fucked up coomerbrained fetishworld I'm not interested in exploring.

Maybe Wedge can get lucky getting someone to fuck his wedgehole, he can contact the reddit clown guy and hope he's chaser.

 

[Old Fart]

You're right in that it's practically dead; quite small for a coomer subreddit and mostly just a handful of AGPs coping with grotesque bedroom selfies. Some of the comments are great, though:
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No shit, Wedge

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe Wedge can get lucky getting someone to fuck his wedgehole, he can contact the reddit clown guy and hope he's chaser.

Given that he's a redditor, he better not refuse a TRUE and HONEST woman like Wedge. He'd risk losing all his internet points if he did and got exposed for it!

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Know what? I got a beer here and I'm in a good mood let's go for a little effortposting on the phone while I wait for the charcoal to be ready.


They might, but it won't do the tranny bearing said amhole any good.

Natural openings like the vagina or the anus are muscular and elastic. Both of them can stretch and contract to accommodate things passing through them, and the vagina also stretches lengthwise during arousal and intercourse to fit the penis. It's not a fleshlight, it actually expands and contracts as needed. And if there's nothing going on, they contract tightly enough to keep the environment inside from being easily accessed, reducing the odds of foreign substances or objects entering and causing infections or worse. They're also heavily vascularized and innervated, the vagina in particular having nerve endings running all the way to the cervix. Anything going up those will be felt. And as a final note, vaginas are self-lubricating. It really helps if you give them some attention and some time to get ready, of course.

So, how does an amhole compare? Poorly, as you would expect.

An amhole a permanently healing hole carved in the pelvic floor, lined with... whatever the surgeon had at hand, essentially. Either the inside-out skin of the penile shaft, or intestinal tissue. Neither of which has the same innervation or vascularization, which means any sensation going in is not going to be one the brain naturally associates with pleasure so the tranny will never actually orgasm. Even with the inverted dicks, the most stimulation would come from the skin around the glans, which depending on the surgeon's personal flavor of butchery would be either absent or on stuffed away on the "far" end of the amhole. Amholes also don't stretch. Whatever depth the tranny got with the surgery is how far anything they try to put in there will ever go. There are also no muscles meant to close the entrance, which is why every amhole picture you see with the fake "labia" pulled apart reveals a gaping crevice straight into the darkness, and why these freaks leak goo like they're slugs. And no, that goo is not self-lubrication. It's rancid sebum and sweat, or intestinal secretions. Anything going up there is going to have to bring its own lube.

That trannies have to keep dilating for their entire lives (meaning: aggravating an open wound forever) or they risk their amholes healing over should be more than enough evidence for anyone to understand these things aren't "vaginas". Trying to fuck one isn't like fucking a pussy, or even an ass. It's like trying to put your dick through someone's fleshtube:

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No one is going to be happy there.

The whole amhole thing is so pointless for this very reason- by far the best results are the zero depth amhole, and if a troon wants rid of the dick he doesn’t like and the balls which conspire to masculinise him against his HRT medication- and he still has a peferctlt good ass, which he can orgasm from:
There is no need to get a “depth” amhole:

Dilating is painful- how would sex ever not be? If it’s even possible to get to the stage you can do it, if you don’t manage to keep up the trying dilation regimen?

And for all that- you can’t feel anything, and the area is now so damaged you’re not really safe to ass fuck anymore.

And after all that, when you fuck it it doesn’t feel anything for the troon, aside from the glans- whcih is there in a zero depth but in distracted by the stabbing pain into an open wound.

And for the partner sticking it in there- You might as well just fuck a glory hole with no one at the other side of it, lol.


It’s so backwards like they just want it because it’s reverse dick size, male thinking.
Women don’t care about up inside our vags other than it’s convenient to deliver a baby very occasionally, and a general shot show the rest of the time, home to organs that can get cancerous, develop all sorts of problems whcih have to have humiliating gynaecological proceedures to sort out or check up, and losing a week every month- a quarter of your life- to miserable periods.

Troons loving talking about the gyencologist or fetishising their stomach ache is so removed from actual womanhood- it tends to be split in that the AGPs are more about that shit than the gay ones.
They tend to have had at least enough lifelong female contact that they know how lucky they are to be opted out of all that.

Ditto the whole “omg so much euphoria from experiencing misogyny!”


AGPs only, cos effem gay dudes who end up trooning have had that shit their whole lives and don’t think it’s nice, they don’t get soem gross humiliation fetish, likely piqued from the role- reversal aspect of what the AGOs were dishing out themselves not so long ago


Lol the irony of Kevin accusing Elon musk, and “people like him” of thinking that relationships are all about genitals?

I’ve never seen anyone so obsessed with genitals as he is, and the stupid fucker cut his off, trying to reach some impossible goal.
He knows what a mistake this is now, and we can sooth in his seethe about that.
Every time he makes a gross comment about a stranger like that, it makes him a little bit more deserving of the misery such a comment speaks to inside him.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Another soldier. The USMC really needs to review their selection criteria.

AFAIK marines are even more sensitive about getting called "soldiers" than trannies about getting misgendered, so let's go 2 for 2.
On that thought: interesting how Kevryin is all about ACAB this and ACAB that yet he's apparently attracted to military types.

 

[FinnSven]

Another soldier. The USMC really needs to review their selection criteria.

They need to bring back the aggressive drill sergeant’s ability to ask them if they are variously, steers, queers, ho-mo-sex-you-al(phonetically), want to fuck the drill sergeant in the ass, want to fuck their co recruits in the ass, and all the other abusive language based on questioning their sexuality and capacity for action.

This will soon lead to all of the Troons thinking again about enlisting.
It’s terrible that they do in the first place. They get squeamish about fairly innocuous words, how can they be expected to kill innocent children with flamethrowers?

 

[Meiwaku]

AFAIK marines are even more sensitive about getting called "soldiers" than trannies about getting misgendered, so let's go 2 for 2.
On that thought: interesting how Kevryin is all about ACAB this and ACAB that yet he's apparently attracted to military types.

Thank you for helping me offend a tranny & marine even further! From now on this specimen will be known as "Black Soldier Tranny"

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I mean w other dudes-

So was I. Punch out a guy for patting your girlfriend's ass, no one bats an eye. Punch out a guy for patting your ass, all of a sudden the cops are putting bracelets on you.

 

[Meiwaku]

So was I. Punch out a guy for patting your girlfriend's ass, no one bats an eye. Punch out a guy for patting your ass, all of a sudden the cops are putting bracelets on you.

Do you have a story you would like to share with the class?

I mean if it's two girls it seems different. I've never decked a woman because women just tend to not do this unless they're hood rats or white trash. I would assume if you're not in a neighborhood with meth needles around and you hit a homo woman for bad touch there would be no true consequences because she assaulted YOU first.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Nothing so far, just some seethe over lesbians daring to be proud actual-pussy enjoyers:
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Also, did we catch this amazing image description for his fellow disableds?
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Sorry, but I know some of our fellow KGIU fans are:
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You're right in that it's practically dead; quite small for a coomer subreddit and mostly just a handful of AGPs coping with grotesque bedroom selfies. Some of the comments are great, though:
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How in God's name are they expecting it to squirt lmao

 

[Piss Bear]

Know what? I got a beer here and I'm in a good mood let's go for a little effortposting on the phone while I wait for the charcoal to be ready.


They might, but it won't do the tranny bearing said amhole any good.

Natural openings like the vagina or the anus are muscular and elastic. Both of them can stretch and contract to accommodate things passing through them, and the vagina also stretches lengthwise during arousal and intercourse to fit the penis. It's not a fleshlight, it actually expands and contracts as needed. And if there's nothing going on, they contract tightly enough to keep the environment inside from being easily accessed, reducing the odds of foreign substances or objects entering and causing infections or worse. They're also heavily vascularized and innervated, the vagina in particular having nerve endings running all the way to the cervix. Anything going up those will be felt. And as a final note, vaginas are self-lubricating. It really helps if you give them some attention and some time to get ready, of course.

So, how does an amhole compare? Poorly, as you would expect.

An amhole a permanently healing hole carved in the pelvic floor, lined with... whatever the surgeon had at hand, essentially. Either the inside-out skin of the penile shaft, or intestinal tissue. Neither of which has the same innervation or vascularization, which means any sensation going in is not going to be one the brain naturally associates with pleasure so the tranny will never actually orgasm. Even with the inverted dicks, the most stimulation would come from the skin around the glans, which depending on the surgeon's personal flavor of butchery would be either absent or on stuffed away on the "far" end of the amhole. Amholes also don't stretch. Whatever depth the tranny got with the surgery is how far anything they try to put in there will ever go. There are also no muscles meant to close the entrance, which is why every amhole picture you see with the fake "labia" pulled apart reveals a gaping crevice straight into the darkness, and why these freaks leak goo like they're slugs. And no, that goo is not self-lubrication. It's rancid sebum and sweat, or intestinal secretions. Anything going up there is going to have to bring its own lube.

That trannies have to keep dilating for their entire lives (meaning: aggravating an open wound forever) or they risk their amholes healing over should be more than enough evidence for anyone to understand these things aren't "vaginas". Trying to fuck one isn't like fucking a pussy, or even an ass. It's like trying to put your dick through someone's fleshtube:

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No one is going to be happy there.

I never thought amholes were going to teach me so much about my own anatomy and presumably teach men about female anatomy, but here we are. Strange times we live in, where transgenderism is black-pilling people just by doing its own thing.

I think open-minded bisexual men who know nothing about how amholes work might be the only kind of person who would test out the amhole, and even then after that first experience I don’t think they would ever do it again. There is nothing an amhole can do that a literal asshole can’t do better, let alone a vagina. I’ve only ever read horror stories involving sex with an amhole, never positive ones.

 

[FinnSven]

Kimber James, a transsexual porn star was very popular pre transition for being a very slim and convincing chick with a dick.
Basically Blaire White doing actual hardcore porn.
Kimber James had the op, but pretty much lost her fanbase once she did.

Probably it also caused issues trying to shoot porn.
Essentially fucking an open wound is a risky thing to do, especially as HIV is a constant concern in the riskier porn activities.

So in conclusion, people who like MTF want a hot chick with a great dick.

There probably are amhole fetishists of course, but not enough to continue interest in a prolific porn star for the niche.

I really don’t believe the claim I occasionally see of trans people saying a gynecologist cannot tell the difference.

How could they not? If a gynecologist can’t tell a complex organ which they specifically trained to medically examine, from an open wound, then how did they even graduate from medical school?

 

[kazuhiro]

How in God's name are they expecting it to squirt lmao

I'm wondering what in God's name they're expecting it to squirt.

I really don’t believe the claim I occasionally see of trans people saying a gynecologist cannot tell the difference.

How could they not? If a gynecologist can’t tell a complex organ which they specifically trained to medically examine, from an open wound, then how did they even graduate from medical school?

They can see a difference of course, but they can’t say they do. On pain of losing their license.

”I can tell the difference between butter and I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter."

"Don't be silly, Mr. Simpson, no one can."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd imagine that the worst part of fucking an amhole would be the smell.

 

[CansOfCant]

...new circus tent.

I vote we have our new official euphemism right here.

 

[AfghanBlue]

How in God's name are they expecting it to squirt lmao

Pop off a pustule at the back

( thought that’s why they called ‘pussy’ uwu)

 

[s0mbra]

How in God's name are they expecting it to squirt lmao

They still have a (shriveled) prostate.
Any "squirt" would just be shooting precum out of the mangled, gaping hole that is supposed to be their urethra

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Does anyone actually fuck amholes? I decided to try to answer that question while typing it so nobody else had to. I've seen enough gross shit on the internet the last 30 years that nothing I was going to find on Pornhub was going to shock me. The conclusion I came to, har har, after 10 minutes and a variety of keyword searches is that no, people don't want to fuck them. Or nobody wants to masturbate to porn featuring them at least. It's not surprising to considering how much of troondom is gay with extra steps.

Unsurprisingly half of the handful of videos with a neovag I did see had t4t in the title reinforcing the logical assumption that people who want to fuck women in their vaginas choose women and vaginas, not gross caricatures. I think the intersection of dudes who aren't gay, troons with amholes who aren't so schizo/shut in that they can get laid, and amholes that even degen coomers wouldn't turn up their nose at is very small. It requires a pretty specific alignment of various fetishes and mental illnesses. Stink ditches have also not been around that long. I'm guessing more coomers will fry their brains enough to require it in the future.

My search was by no means exhaustive and I'm not interested in learning about tranny specific porn sites that feature it. I just wanted to see what the general pornsick population of a mainstream site like Pornhub thought. They've voted with their dicks and it appears they aren't into dudes who cut theirs off.

That's not to say Wedge couldn't. He's in the fucked up coomerbrained fetishworld I'm not interested in exploring.

I see FinnSven got to it as I was reading the thread but you can pretty easily find stories from trans porn stars about how when they got the chop their fanbase disintegrated and nobody wanted to hire them anymore.

I'm not going to deny there's probably AmHole fetishists out there but it seems to be remarkably small if you can't really do porn about it. Think of all the shit you can type into porn sites and get tons of results back for. Surely AmHole's shouldn't be an exception to that. Obviously troon fans prefer the dicks but it wouldn't explain why it dries up once they get an open wound except unless the thing is a dick on something resembling a chick. You'd have to be specifically for the AmHole because the actual women would fill the market for people who want a vag on a girl.

Kevin tweets more about Elon Musk and says something that seemed significant to me, but for reasons I'm not sure of yet.
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I like how he thinks the richest man in the world is obsessed with someone one of his exes was seen with once to this level. Because obviously Musk is worried that he and Grimes broke up yet again because he didn't have an open wound. No projection there.

 

[scumbus]

Kimber James had the op, but pretty much lost her fanbase once she did.

not to be too much of a terf, but lol