Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Put me on team 'kevs sex drive is gone' but tbh I don't think it was ever that high to begin with. Kev comes across as incredibly developmentally stunted; dya know that stage from 14-17ish that teenagers go through where their new phase is EVERYTHING to them? They get tattoos of my chemical romance because that band 'saved their life' after listening to them for 2 months and they all dress identically? That's our Kevin

I suspect his low sex drive and generally passive personality coupled with autism is what made him troon out. Women are supposed to be meek and passive, and there are no men with lower sex drives, so he must be a woman, right? This is also why he's "such a bottom". This, however, doesn't explain his constant, very public thirsting, which is a stereotypically male behaviour. It's like he's trying so damn hard to replicate certain attitudes and behaviours without understanding anything about them. Another facet of the autistic "they'll surely stop bullying me if I become the other sex" one-track mindset, perhaps?

I don't think it's necessary to go on a rant about his mistaken perceptions about men/being a man/women/being a woman/"bottoms"/being a "bottom"/whatever.

 

[Tomssu]

I really hope he gets his boobs done quick. Should be good.

Kevvies hot take on ps5 (and of course he is going to buy it)

Good news!

Now he can download some porn

Kevvie teaches us about feminism

Kevvie at the barricades again

Capitalism BAD!

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevvie teaches us about feminism

This is just further proof that people like Kevin will never be satisfied by pandering. You can bend over backwards attempting to satisfy them, but it's either not enough or you're not doing it the right way.

 

[stupid fuck]

troons in my social circle

run

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevvies hot take on ps5 (and of course he is going to buy it)

"Hi, my name is Kathryn Gibes, and this is Jackass!"

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Hi, my name is Kathryn Gibes, and this is Jackass!"

If you look at the image on the right it looks like the damn thing is a pregnant woman in profile - the disc drive is the stomach. Now who has a pregnancy fetish..?

PS5 looks fucking retarded btw.

Edit meant to quote tomssu.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

We all knew Kevin didn't actually read the books he bought but the confirmation is nice.

 

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Kevvies hot take on ps5 (and of course he is going to buy it)
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Good news!
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Now he can download some porn
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Kevvie teaches us about feminism
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Kevvie at the barricades again
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Capitalism BAD!
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If only we could have the "necrotic moob saga" as a follow-up.

And how ironic that Kevin seems to believe personal growth is something to be ashamed of. And fitting, I suppose, since Kevin appears to have regressed rather than improved as a person as time went on.

As an aside, Steam's "version" of Mass Effect 3 still requires you to use Origin. You just buy it through Steam. Kevin doesn't seem to be aware of this, given he's expressing relief he doesn't have to download Origin to play it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Is there anything he can't do?

Not lying trough his teeth

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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Do NOT fucking ruin Mass Effect, you FUCK.

 

[Mr. Bones]

Do NOT fucking ruin Mass Effect, you FUCK.

EA already ruined it

 

[Tomssu]

Kevvie, of course, has an opinion about Last of Us 2

Thoughts of masculinity

Dreamin' of communism

Kevvie re-tweeted this heartfelt take of what transwomen want

and then proceeded with this

It's not easy being Kev

 

[SIGSEGV]

As someone who already has what I can only describe as crippling amounts of empathy

I'm trying to think of instances where Kevin displayed genuine empathy, but nothing comes to mind. Can anyone help me out here?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm trying to think of instances where Kevin displayed genuine empathy, but nothing comes to mind. Can anyone help me out here?

Here's what the other troons did yesterday:

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1271198670197870592

And here's what Kevin was doing while this was taking place:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1271186466404593664

As he sat inside on a warm, sunny late spring day, tapping and fapping back and forth with his pretend girlfriends, I wonder if he ever glanced out the window at his housemates working hard to create a welcoming space for guests and experienced those crippling amounts of empathy he assures us he has.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He dislikes The Last of Us for all the wrong reasons.

A normal adult would hate the game for its laughable story and ridiculous characters, but not Kevin. He dismisses the game because he is a perma-child who can't take bleak and depressive narratives. What a pussy.

Go watch some Haneke, Kevin, I want to laugh at your reaction.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Here's what the other troons did yesterday:

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1271198670197870592

And here's what Kevin was doing while this was taking place:

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1271186466404593664

As he sat inside on a warm, sunny late spring day, tapping and fapping back and forth with his pretend girlfriends, I wonder if he ever glanced out the window at his housemates working hard to create a welcoming space for guests and experienced those crippling amounts of empathy he assures us he has.

Absolutely fucking disgraceful. I don't get mad about lolcows very often, but this shit makes my blood boil.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I mean I know nobody at the ranch is a contractor or anything but a corrugated steel cottage? It looks like a building from District 9 or something you'd see someone cook meth in out in the country... Huh...

 

[Spastic Colon]

something you'd see someone cook meth in out in the country.

Exactly. I'm really starting to think the Unicorn Compound is a meth lab. Could explain why Penny was posting his gun threats earlier on. Hope they aren't trying to push their way into someone else's territory. I don't want any of the animals killed because of a breaking bad larp.

 

[James Howlett]

I hope the ranch fills up with other trannies who are skilled, able and willing to put in work to maintain the ranch and Kevie gets sent home when his inheritance isnt pulling enough weight anymore.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevvie, of course, has an opinion about Last of Us 2

IMO beating up twansfhobik lesbians is more of a Pennywise thing. KevKev's so awkward he wouldn't be able to even touch a woman.

Here's what the other troons did yesterday:

I was wrong to laugh at it, the TranShack is indeed a work in progress, those pictures were from before they'd started working on it. I apologize to the good hard-working troons of Tran Ranch. It totally looked like a rape dungeon to hold their sex slaves in.