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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I thought Kev would have said something about it by now but no. So here’s an islamic picture he retweeted for your trouble. (Fucking TF into a taffy puller? Really?)

I literally can't comprehend this image, I feel like I'm staring at an alien creature. Fucking degenerates don't make any sense.

 

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A photo hasn’t been posted yet in this thread so here’s a pic of Jen’s banned account.
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https://twitter.com/norintha

I’d imagine he’s pretty fucking mad about this.

I thought Kev would have said something about it by now but no. So here’s an islamic picture he retweeted for your trouble. (Fucking TF into a taffy puller? Really?)
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I think this is it. This is the least sexual topic Kevin has sexualized.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think this is it. This is the least sexual topic Kevin has sexualized.

He hadn't found accounting, financial auditing, filibusters, or legislative processes in general yet.

 

[Blasted Heath]

Jfc. How many layers of fetishes do you have to get before you can get off to  that ? It's like trying to understand a really niche meme, only degenerate.

 

[Oxyjen]

I literally can't comprehend this image, I feel like I'm staring at an alien creature. Fucking degenerates don't make any sense.

Same. I don’t even know what the words mean. What is goos. What is taffy puller. I’m on safer ground with “spa treatment”, they have hot baths and so on, but not sure how it ties in here.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Same. I don’t even know what the words mean. What is goos. What is taffy puller. I’m on safer ground with “spa treatment”, they have hot baths and so on, but not sure how it ties in here.

Goo I assume refers to a sexualized version of a common RPG enemy type, the gelatine cube or the slime. A taffy puller is a mechanical device used in candy making.

As for what the in the Ever-loving name of Jesus Christ could it have to do with "spa treatment"? No idea.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Same. I don’t even know what the words mean. What is goos. What is taffy puller. I’m on safer ground with “spa treatment”, they have hot baths and so on, but not sure how it ties in here.

I refuse to do any research, but I assume a "goo" is a character who is usually humanoid but also squishy. Like the Tar Baby with great big titties.

If that is erotic to you, then I guess it makes sense to imagine the character in a taffy puller, and enjoying it like a massage. If you're making taffy once a year with your family, you can easily pull it by hand, but otherwise there's this thing (DO NOT MASTURBATE TO THIS VIDEO):

...Oh, per the comments, I'm reminded that they used a taffy puller on one of the kids in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Given the importance of Violet Beauregard in the fetish community, I guess that explains that.

edit: goddamnit @Boris Blank's glass eye

 

[Oxyjen]

I like watching the dangerous candy machines. I’m sad that this is a Kevin Kink. Is nothing safe??

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I like watching the dangerous candy machines. I’m sad that this is a Kevin Kink. Is nothing safe??

Being an upstanding, contributing member of society who actually has actual sex and earns their disposable income through (mostly) honest work instead of e-begging. I feel that's perfectly safe from troon overfetishization and it's not going to change any time soon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I like watching the dangerous candy machines. I’m sad that this is a Kevin Kink. Is nothing safe??

Taffy is relatively easy to make, too. And after it's cooled a tiny bit, you can hand over taffy-pulling duties to the kids and start cleaning up or working on the next batch.

So, like, Kevin could manifest this tactile experience in his life with very little effort and only a candy thermometer as the startup cost.

Being an upstanding, contributing member of society who actually has actual sex and earns their disposable income through (mostly) honest work instead of e-begging. I feel that's perfectly safe from troon overfetishization and it's not going to change any time soon.

I clean my body and my surroundings on a regular basis, so there's that too.

 

[Big Rig 81]

I didn’t skim through this thread fast enough to overlook the definitions of “goos” and other bacchanal terms. Why. Why! WHY‽

Old Man Kevin said, “Give me that Candy.
“Otherwise, I’m gonna do something quite dandy:
“INFLATE! INFLATE!”
He became quite irate
Until the Taffy provided a Handy.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I was surprised when I first learned that there are people who get off to dragons fucking cars. That's so oddly specific and weird af, surely it's just a meme? Then I was surprised and even more confused when I learned that there are people who get off to inflatable pool toys. Like... how? It's a goddamn pool toy.

Now you're telling me there are actually people that get off to a taffy pulling machine? How does this even come up? I cannot relate to this at all. I look at that machine, and the only thing that comes to mind is "Neat". Your brain has to be completely fried to find candy making equipment erotic.

What's next, you're going to tell me there are people that get off to grass growing?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Please Goddess Christine Jesus Sonichu, let Kev attempt to make taffy and horribly burn himself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now you're telling me there are actually people that get off to a taffy pulling machine? How does this even come up? I cannot relate to this at all. I look at that machine, and the only thing that comes to mind is "Neat".

Looking for a nice video of a taffy-pulling machine, I involuntarily did some research.

Just like inflation fetish, it's down to the 1971 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. After they shrunk Mike Teavee, he was stretched back out (in the Taffy Stretching Room) into human size again, just a little bit Amigara Fault-y.

From my childhood recollection, they didn't show him post-stretching in the movie, but it was described. (They did show him in the Tim Burton remake.) The description-only factor makes it all the more horrific, moreso than the blueberry girl whom you can actually see, so I guess it's the thinking kid's formative moment.

Your brain has to be completely fried to find candy making equipment erotic.

Found this for Jen (cued):

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I like watching the dangerous candy machines. I’m sad that this is a Kevin Kink. Is nothing safe??

Wait until you see my lathe accident fetish commissions.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I was surprised when I first learned that there are people who get off to dragons fucking cars. That's so oddly specific and weird af, surely it's just a meme? Then I was surprised and even more confused when I learned that there are people who get off to inflatable pool toys. Like... how? It's a goddamn pool toy.

Now you're telling me there are actually people that get off to a taffy pulling machine? How does this even come up? I cannot relate to this at all. I look at that machine, and the only thing that comes to mind is "Neat". Your brain has to be completely fried to find candy making equipment erotic.

What's next, you're going to tell me there are people that get off to grass growing?

44 years ago, Derek and Clive's "The Horn" (recording here) was absurd, and now it's becoming reality

 

[T0oCoolFool]

44 years ago, Derek and Clive's "The Horn" (recording here) was absurd, and now it's becoming reality

Thank you for sharing this. I couldn't help but picture Kevin saying this shit, all unironically, in his dumb troon voice:

Derek: …but everything else gives me the horn. I went down, I opened the gate, that gave me the horn, I, you know, put my foot on the pavement, that gave me the horn.

Clive: Yeah.

Derek: You know, everything gives me the horn.

Clive: Yeah.

Derek: I like that.

Clive: I’ll tell you another thing gives me the horn.

Derek: What’s that?

Clive: The word “and”. Whenever I see the word “and” in a book…I get so fucking horny, I-

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Before I read this thread, I would have assumed that a candy fetish involved some sundae fixin's and a healthy sense of adventure.

It was a more naive time.

 

[Big Rig 81]

Before I read this thread, I would have assumed that a candy fetish involved some sundae fixin's and a healthy sense of adventure.

It was a more naive time.

Aaron Carter is responsible for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaL9VrQOP0E

 

[Hell yeah dude]

The "spa treatment" is in reference to this tweet


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