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Something is deliciously ironic about him having the name "CumDumpster Kevin" while lamenting that he can barely fit an inch-wide dilator in his frankenhole, and knowing that he "doesn't do anal" (ew). That only leaves one hole left for dumping cum, and we can rule that because no one on God's green Earth would be able to achieve orgasm while looking at that face. So in what way is he a CumDumpster? Is he getting fucked in the ear and that's why he's such a cumbrain?

CumThimble Kevie

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think he was in too much pain to do it. It seems like he has really only tried to do it once the parts that were falling off were snipped. So, again, his surgeon blowing him off for months and letting the neovag fester and rot is probably why he will end up with no depth. And can you imagine, after the horror show this surgery has been, actually thinking of having a revision done? I mean, sure, it was totally fucked up this time, but I'm certain there won't be any complications if you give that surgeon a second chance.

This is about it. It's very telling that he first now seems to be showing signs of regret, which is probably because he didn't actually touch his butchered crotch before that doctor visit when he got those parts that were falling off (like all girls have with their vadges) snipped. I do wonder how he's going to cope with this since his whole reason for getting the surgery was to get that ultimate coom and not because of gender dysphoria. There's no part - phantom or real - of him that can be happy with this result.

But eh, keep on smiling Saucy "Cumpdumpster" Kathy?

 

[Prolego]

Can you imagine the horror of living in an unfinished shipping container, getting baked from the outside by the summer sun, the bleating of alpacas and cooming troons coming from all around you as you asphyxiate to death?

It's not exactly as if its a new idea. In parts of the world you occasionally come across very old homes that were originally designed to be shared by humans and animals. Wiki has a whole article on housebarns if you're that interested. The ground floor was designed as a barn for the half dozen or so cows, goats, sheep or whatever that the family owned, while the people lived above. But they stopped building houses like that about the time they stopped building houses with toilets. After all who wants to go to sleep in a house smelling of shit and wet goats, wake up in a house smelling of shit, and have to put on boots and wade through shit just to get outside. Let alone modern day problems of getting alpace shit on your playstation, your stuffie collection and your selection of dilators and dildos.

 

[Neko GF]

STRONG BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN :

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278789244622790656 (Archive)

Aww! Kevie can still feel his facial hair and that ruins his perverted fantasy about being a woman.

 

[DrShithead]

Something is deliciously ironic about him having the name "CumDumpster Kevin" while lamenting that he can barely fit an inch-wide dilator in his frankenhole, and knowing that he "doesn't do anal" (ew). That only leaves one hole left for dumping cum, and we can rule that because no one on God's green Earth would be able to achieve orgasm while looking at that face. So in what way is he a CumDumpster? Is he getting fucked in the ear and that's why he's such a cumbrain?

kevin is going to have to downgrade from cum dumpster to something less deep, like a cum bucket or cum Dixie cup

 

[Wanda]

I’ll give Kevin this, he’s very good at radicalising people to hate troons. I’m sure there’s Kevvie regulars who have always been conservative towards any kind of LGBT issue, some who were ok with gays but not troons, and some who never minded either. None of these can come out of a thread like this without hoping 41% will grow more and more. He’s like the perfect strawman for every group from neocons to radfems.

Give me all the tophats you want, but man, I’m impressed at how Kevin has made me so disgusted at an entire subset of people.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

kevin is going to have to downgrade from cum dumpster to something less deep, like a cum bucket or cum Dixie cup

He could use "cum am hole", considering that his am hole have zero depth.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

No he doesn't know that. Kev has zero understanding of female genitals. He's gotten all of his information about women from porn. It's no wonder he is now deeply surprised to find just ramming something into a hole doesn't magically produce orgasms that leave you screaming in ecstasy. He hasn't yet figured out that those women in the pornos were just actors pretending for the cameras.

It's actually pretty hilarious to think that troons like Kev assumed that women have much better orgasms because they seem to be having much more fun than the dudes in those porno films. LOL. But these are the same people who treat Harry Potter like a religious text and think you can magically change your chromosomes by simple declaration, so gullible doesn't even begin to cover it.

autistic does. it's autistic to not be able to tell that actors on a screen are acting.

 

[tiggles]

It's not exactly as if its a new idea. In parts of the world you occasionally come across very old homes that were originally designed to be shared by humans and animals. Wiki has a whole article on housebarns if you're that interested. The ground floor was designed as a barn for the half dozen or so cows, goats, sheep or whatever that the family owned, while the people lived above. But they stopped building houses like that about the time they stopped building houses with toilets. After all who wants to go to sleep in a house smelling of shit and wet goats, wake up in a house smelling of shit, and have to put on boots and wade through shit just to get outside. Let alone modern day problems of getting alpace shit on your playstation, your stuffie collection and your selection of dilators and dildos.

lol well of course unmodernized shit holes have unsanitary animal husbandry cohabitation - there’s no need to compare it to the squalor of a bunch of unemployable sex pests who think they can survive on fifteen alpacas and a generator. Actually on that note I’m surprised the troons havent flipped the fuck out over their living conditions yet. Especially twitter-addicted Kevin.

 

[Neko GF]

A troll/ schizo/ chaser made a weird comment which caused Kevie to feel a fraction of the discomfort he causes normal people when they read his tweets:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278819529632526336 (Archive)

Also, Kevie's daily oversharing about the disgusting mass of flesh in between his legs:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278802120947437572 (Archive)

 

[Spastic Colon]

A troll/ schizo/ chaser made a weird comment which caused Kevie to feel a fraction of the discomfort he causes normal people when they read his tweets:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278819529632526336 (Archive)

Also, Kevie's daily oversharing about the disgusting mass of flesh in between his legs:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278802120947437572 (Archive)

I'm surprised Kev wasn't really into the weird creepy dude. After all, he would definitely have been a real honest to goodness little 30 years ago. I thought he was into that kind of role play.

And because Kev made me think about where he must be wiping that finger once he's been spelunking in his man crevice. I don't think they need to worry about covid. It's going to be mrsa or some novel troon bacteria that wipes them all out.

 

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Kevin's facade slipping more.

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He then proceeds to get pissed off at his orbiters.
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Aaaaaand then puts his mask back on.
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(He also got more toys if you give a fuck.)
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It's interesting seeing the realtime decay of Kevin's positive outlook regarding his neovagina, in an awful yet fascinating way.

I still maintain that Kevin's life is a legitimate horrific nightmare to a normal person, he's only deluded himself into thinking it's acceptable.

Drumpf's coming for the troons again, Kevie's mad:
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Kevie DESTROYS stupid right-wing political cartoonist:
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Kevin's taking this cartoon extremely literally. The cartoon isn't comparing lawless citizens and vigilante justice to Frankenstein's monster, it's saying that lawless citizens vigilante justice is structured like Frankenstein's monster--different, random morals, people, and systems haphazardly stitched together. This isn't a horribly complex interpretation, it's something a middle schooler can figure out given a few minutes of thinking about it. I guess Kevin slept through his English classes the day they spoke about symbolism and subtext.

No he doesn't know that. Kev has zero understanding of female genitals. He's gotten all of his information about women from porn. It's no wonder he is now deeply surprised to find just ramming something into a hole doesn't magically produce orgasms that leave you screaming in ecstasy. He hasn't yet figured out that those women in the pornos were just actors pretending for the cameras.

It's actually pretty hilarious to think that troons like Kev assumed that women have much better orgasms because they seem to be having much more fun than the dudes in those porno films. LOL. But these are the same people who treat Harry Potter like a religious text and think you can magically change your chromosomes by simple declaration, so gullible doesn't even begin to cover it.

As I recall from (I believe) the Masters and Johnson sexual studies, despite the physical qualities of an orgasm clearly differing from men and women, they are described as the exact same sensation from both sexes.

For some reason, though, these people are more inclined to believe people whose only experience with a female orgasm is pornography and touching their mutilated inverted penis or stitched-together intestinal tissue.

STRONG BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN :
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278789244622790656 (Archive)

Aww! Kevie can still feel his facial hair and that ruins his perverted fantasy about being a woman.

I don't know if Kevin's just complaining for the sake of doing it or genuinely lacks the mental fortitude and maturity to just stop buying useless toys that only collect dust for a mere month and save up enough inherence to get a hair removal procedure, because both are equally feasible.

And because Kev made me think about where he must be wiping that finger once he's been spelunking in his man crevice. I don't think they need to worry about covid. It's going to be mrsa or some novel troon bacteria that wipes them all out.

If it makes you feel better, remember that Kevin shared the ooze he extracts from his neovagina stains his clothes, so imagine the cacophony of bacteria he has in the petri dish between his legs.

Actually, that doesn't make anyone feel better knowing at all. Nevermind.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I’ll give Kevin this, he’s very good at radicalising people to hate troons. I’m sure there’s Kevvie regulars who have always been conservative towards any kind of LGBT issue, some who were ok with gays but not troons, and some who never minded either. None of these can come out of a thread like this without hoping 41% will grow more and more. He’s like the perfect strawman for every group from neocons to radfems.

Give me all the tophats you want, but man, I’m impressed at how Kevin has made me so disgusted at an entire subset of people.

Well, to be honest, before this thread I merely thought trannies were irredeemable, perverted, mentally ill faggots that don't deserve any rights or representation in any decent country, that letting them into any public spaces in any way would contribute to the fall of Western civilization, and the 41% rule was nature's way of correcting its own cruel mistake.

After this thread my views have improved somewhat.

 

[s0mbra]

A troll/ schizo/ chaser made a weird comment which caused Kevie to feel a fraction of the discomfort he causes normal people when they read his tweets:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278819529632526336 (Archive)

Also, Kevie's daily oversharing about the disgusting mass of flesh in between his legs:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278802120947437572 (Archive)

>Wiping it off SOMEWHERE

Like he didn't even have the decency to write "was my hands"
That's how comfortable he is at being a disgusting pig, he won't even pretend he washes his hands and let's 8k people know he wipes his pruny inverted cock and ball sweat wherever he damn well pleases.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's going to be mrsa or some novel troon bacteria that wipes them all out.

This is the real T-virus, not the zombification shit from Resident Evil.

 

[Particle Bored]

STRONG BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN :
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278789244622790656 (Archive)

Aww! Kevie can still feel his facial hair and that ruins his perverted fantasy about being a woman.

I don't know if Kevin's just complaining for the sake of doing it or genuinely lacks the mental fortitude and maturity to just stop buying useless toys that only collect dust for a mere month and save up enough inherence to get a hair removal procedure, because both are equally feasible.

I thought there was a tweet where he mentioned "'zapping off" his beard or something.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I thought there was a tweet where he mentioned "'zapping off" his beard or something.

IIRC he didn't have his crotch electrolysed or lasered either.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Laser hair removal treatments take multiple sessions over a year or more to complete. That’s way too much effort for Kevie, or most troons.

I can only imagine that his inability to follow through with literally anything has resulted in parts of his body looking, sounding, and smelling like wet wookie.

Unlike some troons, he can’t even play the “My five o’clock shadow actually makes me more feminine.” card, because he’s constructed his entire identity around being some uwu princess, despite looking like a shaved orangutan.

I have a feeling this is only the beginning of his spiraling.

 

[Old Fart]

It's not exactly as if its a new idea. In parts of the world you occasionally come across very old homes that were originally designed to be shared by humans and animals. [...] But they stopped building houses like that about the time they stopped building houses with toilets.

We've also learned, the hard way, that animals and people together in close quarters is a playground for infectuous diseases. There's at least one I know of, hmm what's it called again, it's on the tip of my tongue...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

A troll/ schizo/ chaser made a weird comment which caused Kevie to feel a fraction of the discomfort he causes normal people when they read his tweets:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1278819529632526336 (Archive)

“Jen figures he ment “dick” instead of “risk””

lol these fucking porn sick troons. It’s obvious he meant to say risk. “I’m willing to risk it again” you fucking clowns.

I don’t know why Kevin is so quick to turn away chasers. I have a feeling in a few months Kevin might be looking for somewhere else to live when Penny finds a more younger voluptuous porn sick troon to control through his “charity”.

The biggest reason why I’m so against postop transsexuals is because I’m not gonna lie and say that there isn’t a market for people who want to bang men in dresses. I guarantee you that market is a lot bigger and a lot more forgiving than the market of people who want to go for women with you know... functional lady parts. Kevin is always going to look like a man and he’s cut off the only thing that some people be willing to put up with it for.