Amhole Erotica Part 69: Naughty or Nice
Joshua Moon was known as a good boy - in fact, everyone who knew him would say that he didn't do nothing wrong. However, Joshua was tired of this pre-conception of himself, so he started searching out for something that would properly fulfill his needs to do something naughty... but still be nice. He found a place called Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. Excited he wrote to the social media manager - a woman called Kathryn, but since Katherine is more feminine that's the name that stayed in Joshua's head. After a bit of back-and-forth Joshua decided to visit this definitively alluring woman.
Driving out to he started noticing the desertification of the landscape and the ever expanding piles of alpaca's down the roadside. He reached the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and a man with a strange side chew opened the door.
"C-c-a-n I speak to Katherine, the sexy social media bimbo slut manager", Joshua stuttered.
"KEVIN--" the strange side-chewing man shouted, "It's for you!"
Out came a manatee looking creature. Joshua shuddered. "Hi, I'm Kathryn", the obese man giggled. Joshua was impressed by the sheer body mass. Katherine took Joshua by his hand and led him into a room, which was filled with transformer toys and cat piss. Joshua was decidedly confused if it was Katherine that was stinking of cat piss, or if the cat piss just stank. He got strangely turned on by this notion that this absolutely sexy wild bimbo slut of a woman could live so... dirty! Joshua had known about pugent smells thanks to liking real European cheese, but never had a whiff of something like this.
"Am hole", Katherine shouted. Joshua got confused. Katherine pointed towards her sexy crotch. Joshua knew what he had to do. He started going down and fingering it... he could feel the hair inside the amhole and pulled out a couple of yellow clumps of skincells. "Oooh, nibbles!" Katherine said excitingly and ate the clumps. Joshua shuddered. But at the same time, he knew it was now or never as Khia's "My Neck, My Back" blasted in the background!!!
He pulled out his penis and pushed it into the amhole. He then pulled it out - horrified he realised it was covered in what could best be described as chunky peanut butter! All of a sudden a gollum looking creature came out from the corner and licked it all off before descending back into the darkness. "Oh, don't worry about her", Katherine purred seductively, "Jen is just hungry!"
Joshua, dazed and confused, stumbled out of the farm towards his car. Was this just a fever dream, or an Erotic Reality? Will we ever know?
