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[Blonde Bomb]

I'm pretty sure that he only cares about how deep his wound is because it's a fetish to him. Like you said, depth isn't really all that necessary to the pleasure of a vagina. It's mostly at the beginning and around the external parts of the vagina, and not so far back in the body that your cervix is taking a pounding (which can seriously hurt sometimes!).

As was said before, it's basically a dick measuring contest. Which is pretty funny, because (in my experience at least) it is pretty rare for an actual woman to brag about how deep and big her vagina is. I think i'd feel a bit ashamed if my partner told me I had a huge, deep, big vagina, but for kevin, he'd probably be all over that and wear it like a badge of his "womanness".

It is odd, considering how society traditionally tells us sex is more pleasurable for a man if a woman is 'tight'...

 

[No girls on the internet]

It is odd, considering how society traditionally tells us sex is more pleasurable for a man if a woman is 'tight'...

I don't pay a lot of attention to Kevin tbh, but he really seems to play the "slut" card a lot, so I'm guessing he equates the depth of his wound to being a slut, which again is a fetish to him.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

As we near 250 pages, it appears that Kevvie's little thread has surpassed one million views! Congratulations, @_01 and thank you for properly introducing us to Kevin and his slowly-sealing-stink-slime hole! Here's to the degeneracy, dehiscence, and disgusting horrors that await us in the coming months!

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1279885819331870720 (Archive)

Who is it and how much of a disgusting degenerate are they to have Kev-Kev this infatuated with them?

 

[Paul Barker!]

I would love it to be mode_view but I know it isn’t. I just think Kevin deserves him.

 

[goyangi]

I'm pretty sure that he only cares about how deep his wound is because it's a fetish to him. Like you said, depth isn't really all that necessary to the pleasure of a vagina. It's mostly at the beginning and around the external parts of the vagina, and not so far back in the body that your cervix is taking a pounding (which can seriously hurt sometimes!).

As was said before, it's basically a dick measuring contest. Which is pretty funny, because (in my experience at least) it is pretty rare for an actual woman to brag about how deep and big her vagina is. I think i'd feel a bit ashamed if my partner told me I had a huge, deep, big vagina, but for kevin, he'd probably be all over that and wear it like a badge of his "womanness".

While I agree with this, I have to append that troons are known for claiming their "designer vags" are vastly superior to the real thing, and obsession about depth (usually) is less about bragging about having a deep and wide vagina and more about having a functional vagina. Since theirs don't stretch, having a maximum length of like 6cm is pretty difficult if you're not fucking a micropeen. (By the way, the average length is 9.3cm or 3.6in.) Dilation's primary goal is to prevent the wound from closing in on itself and rendering the fancy designer vag useless. Even still, with an average length like that, it really can't do much.

So I'm pretty sure his fetishism comes in full swing, but at least in this case, the dick measuring contest makes a tiny bit of sense since it's less "check out how deep my vag is" and more "my rot pocket can maybe fit a micropenis! See, it's fully functional!" lol.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I know being a ~*bottom uwu*~ is integral to kevin’s LARP, but I think he would’ve been happier with a zero depth neovag. Yeah he wouldn’t be able to get stuffed like a turkey, but aesthetically it might be a little more normal-ish.

this thing chopped off its dick, pushed the remnants deep inside its body to excavate a rotting hole, lives on an isolated alpaca farm, wears diapers, and spends its days stretching out its festering wound while thirsting on twatter.

you think it wants normal?

 

[capsaicin]

this thing chopped off its dick, pushed the remnants deep inside its body to excavate a rotting hole, lives on an isolated alpaca farm, wears diapers, and spends its days stretching out its festering wound while thirsting on twatter.

Kev's really raised my cow standards. Like, that's some detailed worldbuilding.

 

[Marche]

Maybe I'm woefully ignorant of vaginoplasty, but does more depth equal a more pleasurable experience? As a vagina owner myself, I've never really wondered how deep my vagina is or if it is a 'good depth'. I mean, as long as the dude (in my case, since I'm straight) knows how he's doing, I'm good. Deeper penetration doesn't necessarily equal greater pleasure....

Kevin is a cumbrain coomer who can no longer coom, his only knowladge of a vagina comes from hentai so he thinks it's normal for 8ft dicks to be great and cevix penitration is peak pleasure.

I like JKR, but man every time she opens her mouth it leads to a whole day of lolcow threads on this site losing what makes them uniquely funny, and every thread feels the same because they all melt down into the same troony hivemind histrionics.

Over the last month with this and the Black lives matter stuff it's been so much of this, I stopped paying attention to a lot since they are all just saying the same thing, It felt like everyone was making takes to rival moviebob, thankfully its eased up now.

 

[s0mbra]

What the fuck you absolute creep

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Shut up Kevin

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Shut up Mode_View

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Edit: Apologies for not spoilering. This is fucking gross....also why is is he 'nude'

"I'd fuck me"

"If I cannot get a gf, i will become the gf!"
Literal. Incel.

I love this thread because you can watch him spiral into madnessas reality of what he's done sets in, and you get the alpaca ranch insanity as filler until kevvi does something really stupid!

This lads cope is so strong you could cut it with a knife. God I can't wait for the giant tit saga.

 

[AmHole]

Sort of off topic, but I always hear about transwomen talking about big boobs, girldicks and such, but do trans men act like this too?
Do they tweet "Goddess imagine having big honking pecs and having a boypussy that squirts boycum. Goddess."
#justguythings #ambulge
Also does the troonicorn ranch accept transmen? I feel like they'd exclude them.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sort of off topic, but I always hear about transwomen talking about big boobs, girldicks and such, but do trans men act like this too?
Do they tweet "Goddess imagine having big honking pecs and having a boypussy that squirts boycum. Goddess."
#justguythings #ambulge
Also does the troonicorn ranch accept transmen? I feel like they'd exclude them.

Meet Pukey.

Might be or might not be representative of the average FTM, but teh geyz tend to tell them to fuck off.

 

[Neko GF]

Sort of off topic, but I always hear about transwomen talking about big boobs, girldicks and such, but do trans men act like this too?
Do they tweet "Goddess imagine having big honking pecs and having a boypussy that squirts boycum. Goddess."
#justguythings #ambulge
Also does the troonicorn ranch accept transmen? I feel like they'd exclude them.

Most of my exposure to FTM troons has been them winning about gay men wanting nothing to do with them, them getting ass hair instead of beards and general troon shit (muh parents, muh friends and trying to redefine words).

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sort of off topic, but I always hear about transwomen talking about big boobs, girldicks and such, but do trans men act like this too?

Well they are bragging about their various packers (silicone dicks inside their pants) and their testosterone clits but otherwise? Idk.

I've never seen a post-op ftm talk about their arm flesh tube like Kevin talks about his crotch disaster. But on the other hand I have never seen a mtf talk about his srs results like Kevin either.

Kevin seems to be exeptional in every aspect.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It is odd, considering how society traditionally tells us sex is more pleasurable for a man if a woman is 'tight'...

Everything Kevvie knows about sex is from porn & hentai.

things Kevvie definitely believes about sex:

• Do you have to have massive tits (And the way to touch them is to grab them violently)
• Masturbate by rubbing your vag like your trying to sandpaper the broad side of a boat.
• Women have to make the full frontal lobotomy face when getting fucked (ahego face)
• Men’s dick have to be 8”+ and always circumcised

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

• Women have to make the full frontal lobotomy face when getting fucked (ahego face)

Kevin's ahego face

 

[Opinion Discarded]

Sort of off topic, but I always hear about transwomen talking about big boobs, girldicks and such, but do trans men act like this too?
Do they tweet "Goddess imagine having big honking pecs and having a boypussy that squirts boycum. Goddess."
#justguythings #ambulge
Also does the troonicorn ranch accept transmen? I feel like they'd exclude them.

You sometimes see them say that flesh burrito fauxdicks are just like the real thing, but I've never seen one say they're better. Mostly these chicks just whine impotently at the straight women/gay men who reject them and say their strap-ons come in different sizes and never go flaccid and anyone who only dates actual men is missing out. And of course some of the more coombrained gaydens talk nonstop about their "boypussy" and how it's much better for fucking than a butthole, but in general TIFs aren't as degenerate as TIMs.

Everything Kevvie knows about sex is from porn & hentai.

things Kevvie definitely believes about sex:

• Do you have to have massive tits (And the way to touch them is to grab them violently)
• Masturbate by rubbing your vag like your trying to sandpaper the broad side of a boat.
• Women have to make the full frontal lobotomy face when getting fucked (ahego face)
• Men’s dick have to be 8”+ and always circumcised

Don't forget

• Acting like a little girl when describing your grotesque fetishes in detail uwu >////<

 

[Neko GF]

The latest troon hashtag is "#TransPeopleareRealPeople". Kevie was initially iffy about taking part in it due to how unbelievable his living circumstances:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280159943887331331 (Archive)

Fortunately, his orbiters convinced him to take part:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280167906882584579 (Archive)

He's right about one thing. His life does sound very unreal. A community of gross deviants pretending to be lesbians was completely unheard of a few years ago. Also, his chest stuffing technique is on par with Onision's underwear stuffing technique.

 

[Old Fart]

The latest troon hashtag is "#TransPeopleareRealPeople". Kevie was initially iffy about taking part in it due to how unbelievable his living circumstances:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1280159943887331331 (Archive)

Note how he suddenly dropped the 'CumBucket' from his display name just yesterday.

Not that it will do him much good if someone thinks, "Oh these Trans People really sound like Real People" and clicks on his username to be welcomed by a mælstrøm of depravity.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Note how he suddenly dropped the 'CumBucket' from his display name just yesterday.

Not that it will do him much good if someone thinks, "Oh these Trans People really sound like Real People" and clicks on his username to be welcomed by a mælstrøm of depravity.

This "trans people are real" thing is a hilariously dumb idea. People often think that TERFs are exaggerating about pervy troons and claim that they are creating these villainous troons to use as a straw man. So what do troons decide to do? Create a hashtag to show that, yes Virginia, creepy perverted troons are real!

It's hysterical that Kev -- even without his CumBucket moniker -- thinks that this photo in any way portrays troons in a positive light. It's like the Tar Baby story. The TERFs are Br'er Fox. The Troons are Br'er rabbit. And this hashtag is the tar baby.