Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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the khat quaffer said:
Has it been discussed what Kevin eats? I've never seen the topic come up. Ranch living is hard but I don't see these degenerate faggots eating rough. Does Kevin get by on standard ranch fare (beef, dried fruits and veggies, potatoes, basic stews/soups, and coffee)?

Since, like his womanhood, he makes no attempt to actually pass as a farmhand, I assume Kevin isn't out there eating only what he catches. Is he flying in crates of lunchables and frozen pizzas? Forcing some DoorDash employees to drive ~40 minutes out to him with the chicken tendies?
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I think he eats a lot of french fries and snack cakes. I vaguely remember him posting a "big mood" about how faggots only eat processed sugar garbage.
 
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the khat quaffer said:
Has it been discussed what Kevin eats? I've never seen the topic come up. Ranch living is hard but I don't see these degenerate faggots eating rough. Does Kevin get by on standard ranch fare (beef, dried fruits and veggies, potatoes, basic stews/soups, and coffee)?

Since, like his womanhood, he makes no attempt to actually pass as a farmhand, I assume Kevin isn't out there eating only what he catches. Is he flying in crates of lunchables and frozen pizzas? Forcing some DoorDash employees to drive ~40 minutes out to him with the chicken tendies?
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Amhole droppings and soy...breastmilk. You know #justgirlythings
 
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Sinners Sandwich said:
New "guests"? Well I guess whatever eldritch horror lives in amhole needs fresh sacrifices or it comes out and enslaves humanity for all eternity.

Seriously tho if amhole wasn't such a disgusting mess Kevin Cumbrain would love to show it to guests and brag about it on twitter. The stench must be horrible. A bunch Troons who lack basic hygiene AND a rotting amhole...perhaps the army should look into it (heh) because this could be used for biological warfare.
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They should use it for "enhanced interrogations". Tell what you know or we'll force you to look at the am hole again. Still not cooperating? We're going to make you touch it until you tell us what you know. Thirsty? You can have some water -- but you have to drink it out of the am hole. We could have cracked Khalid Sheikh Mohammed much faster if only we had access to am hole back then.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
Kevin's facade slipping more.

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He then proceeds to get pissed off at his orbiters.
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Aaaaaand then puts his mask back on.
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(He also got more toys if you give a fuck.)
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A little late, but for those curious about scale, the OP has a picture of Kevin holding the exact dilators he uses. These are the 3rd and 4th sizes which means that his rot pocket can now only fit the purple one up to the first dot. Enjoy your microdicks, Kevvie.
These tweets were posted back in January iirc. My theory is that the dilating quickly lost any erotic appeal soon after he started, so he didn't bother doing it it until his recent doctor visit reminded him that he was supposed to. Oops!

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I strongly suspect we're getting close to the "fade out all mention of the vagina forever because it's a horrible embarrassment" stage, but who knows with Kevin.
 
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Sinners Sandwich said:
Note that Kevin tweeted that he flashed the guests by "airing out" amhole.
He is still doing this shit after how many weeks?? :O
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Because he's delusional enough to think that the nerve endings will soon heal and he'll get those ~uwu~ girly orgasms that he was promised when he got his amhole installed. That this is as good as it gets for him isn't something he can deal with yet.
 
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Pronoun Party said:
A little late, but for those curious about scale, the OP has a picture of Kevin holding the exact dilators he uses. These are the 3rd and 4th sizes which means that his rot pocket can now only fit the purple one up to the first dot. Enjoy your microdicks, Kevvie.
These tweets were posted back in January iirc. My theory is that the dilating quickly lost any erotic appeal soon after he started, so he didn't bother doing it it until his recent doctor visit reminded him that he was supposed to. Oops!

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I strongly suspect we're getting close to the "fade out all mention of the vagina forever because it's a horrible embarrassment" stage, but who knows with Kevin.
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I just can't help but wonder what he's been doing to that poor T-Rex plush to make it look that ratty. ...wait, I don't think I wanna know, after all. :cryblood:
 
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Club Sandwich said:
that's a belted magnum case. maybe 7mm Rem Mag judging from the case shoulder and overall length. a good cartridge for plains game like bison if the JSP is heavy enough.


i think i mentioned a bit in the other trans ranch (they're multiplying) that i've built bunkers and stuff using containers before. they are only stackable on the corners - you cannot safely stack them cross-wise because they are not load bearing other than the four corners (and rarely have additional support internally). stacking containers the way drawn in their housing/barn diagram will crush the two supporting containers if they are not reinforced with actual load-bearing structure, on a properly built concrete/aggregate pad, and so forth.

what's a little odd is that building with containers was something pretty regular while i was in the military, since a lot of stuff was shipped in them and we reused them for scrap metal and for dispensaries, bunkers, command posts, et c where a GP tent wouldn't work or something more permanent was needed. this has been a thing since the 1970's when containerization got really popular for force projection and expeditionary deployments.
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5.7mm, 7mm... e-beg after e-beg yet the insist on uncommon expensive ammo. There's a reason I've stuck to basic bitch Big5 calibers.

And yeah, a lot of warehouses and facilities pads use double stacked containers as tool & supply storage, always straight stacked for reasons you mentioned.
 
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homewayhalf said:
What’s with all these AGPs and wanting to take massive 12 inch horse dildos... and then they can’t even take the equivalent of a tiny vibrator without crying. Kev, you’re not taking any “hung” girldicks ever.
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I'd say it's partly a coping mechanism. Kind of like how certain people make a conscious effort to present an awesome life full of adventure on Zuckerbook to cover up how much their actual lives suck. And partly a tool for "hatching eggs".

Also, he could take them hunky hung gurlducks, if he got a hang of anal. Preferably - at least for him - before his prostate gets cancerous from HRT.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I'd say it's partly a coping mechanism. Kind of like how certain people make a conscious effort to present an awesome life full of adventure on Zuckerbook to cover up how much their actual lives suck. And partly a tool for "hatching eggs".

Also, he could take them hunky hung gurlducks, if he got a hang of anal. Preferably - at least for him - before his prostate gets cancerous from HRT.
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Bold of you to assume HRT isn't going to absolutely obliterate his prostate into nothing, if it hasn't already.
 
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I can't get over Kevvie only washing his hair once a month, even the coarsest, dryest, curly haired black woman would wash her hair at LEAST once a week. He really read "shampoo dries out your scalp" and then decided to never use shampoo on his limp fried hair like the black and white thinker he is.
 
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nohull said:
Bold of you to assume HRT isn't going to absolutely obliterate his prostate into nothing, if it hasn't already.
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That was my point: he should learn to anal before this absolute obliteration eventually happens. I don't think it has happened yet, since he hadn't posted anything about "proper" incontinence, being unable to sit, or "ay gaiz I pee purple gee what could this be?".
 
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CobraPlissken said:
Penny probably has an interesting rap sheet... 🤔
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He is ex military, did 6 years doing war games in Germany to avoid looking after his kid
ValVenus said:
Finally an explanation for that hair :cryblood:

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“I only wash my hair once a month because of the type of hair I have”

that Type is called “limited”. He’s doing the classic thing that all men in their midlife crisis do, Avoid washing their hair too much because they don’t want it to fall out. I bet when he does shower the drain looks like cousin IT.

i’m surprise it’s once a month though. Considering Kevin is the “hole” of the ranch who can only suck dick I’m surprised anyone let’s him near their dicks with how bad his hair must smell. Cats, weed and summer heat, wow i want to barf.
the khat quaffer said:
Has it been discussed what Kevin eats? I've never seen the topic come up. Ranch living is hard but I don't see these degenerate faggots eating rough. Does Kevin get by on standard ranch fare (beef, dried fruits and veggies, potatoes, basic stews/soups, and coffee)?

Since, like his womanhood, he makes no attempt to actually pass as a farmhand, I assume Kevin isn't out there eating only what he catches. Is he flying in crates of lunchables and frozen pizzas? Forcing some DoorDash employees to drive ~40 minutes out to him with the chicken tendies?
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he’s posted a few times that he loves Mexican food. There is a photo somewhere in the thread when the Covid virus was just happening where he stocked up on tons of canned chili. He says he loves canned chili a lot.
 
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