Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Azafran90]

Selfie time!

As if he'd ever know

 

[Spastic Colon]

Spoiler: Autistic Version of a Plague Story

I'll write a story, too. In my story, a plague hits that kills every human with a penis. (The initial belief is that the virus incubates there and becomes deadly -- without a penis and the right amount of testosterone, it can't mature into a deadly pathogen.) Rather than research a cure, the decision is made to just cut off penises and give titty skittles to men. The women, who objected to this course of action, initially fought against this but eventually just said, "fuck it". So, any man who wants to live has to get the chop and become a true and honest woman. The titty skittles make the men turn into brainless bimbos who can't even open pickle jars anymore. And everyone is now a lesbian. Yay! No more cis heteronormative dominance!

All the male scientists are now too stupid to science, but there are a few women scientists who are working in an underground lab trying to figure it out because they know that humans are in serious trouble. There's a limited amount of frozen sperm and embryos left and once those are gone, the human race will be no more. A species that reproduces sexually needs both a male and a female. And there are no male humans left.

After years of intensive research, the female lead scientist makes an incredible discovery: the virus isn't really deadly after all. It turns out that the virus merely hijacks the brain and makes the males suicidal unless they are turned into "women" All the male deaths were because they killed themselves, not because the virus actually was deadly. Just as she is about to emerge from her underground location and announce this breakthrough to the world, a group of unhinged bimbo women carrying guns and smelling like alpacas, rot, and body odor bust into the lab. They like being "real" women. They don't want that to change. The female scientists have to die.

Eventually, the frozen baby making supplies are exhausted. The group of rag tag troons who knew the truth about the virus don't bother sharing the info because they either killed themselves after realizing that they were still losers even once their penis was removed or they are so obsessed with their social media bubble that they don't realize that the apocalypse is upon them. After the last male gets his neo-vagina and titty skittles, it is a slow march to the death of the human race. On the bright side, once the human race is finally gone, racism, transphobia, and global warming are all solved.

Cheesewedge lives on someone's sofa in a small apartment, at least Kev has his own grimy unmade cesspit of a bed in the attic dorm at the Perve Palais.

I can't see the housemates discreetly heading out to give the lovebirds an hour or two of alone time to consummate their preternatural courtship, though. It will probably go down more like the sex ritual scene from "Midsommar", with the other troons standing around the cesspit to make sure Am Hole is good and breached. And now I want to go rub Vicks under my nose just from imagining the stench.

The others do actual work around the farm, so if the love birds time it right, they might get some privacy. Although I bet Penny's got secret cameras everywhere to record everything -- so it'll probably be in his frequent rotation of spank material if it actually happens. Not sure Mistress Penny will allow the others to watch it.

 

[Neko GF]

Selfie time!
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Kevie is going to be one of those cows that are really fun to watch age. Male-pattern baldness and other effects of ageing are going to make his larping even more laughable than it already is. He ages like milk.

 

[grandpasatan]

Hmm.
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Kevie is going to be one of those cows that are really fun to watch age. Male-pattern baldness and other effects of ageing are going to make his larping even more laughable than it already is. He ages like milk.

Not being bitchy at all, if I just saw him for the first time and guessed, I'd put him at a rough 38 and wouldn't be surprised to hear 43.

They're all so womanly but no one seems to have the ability to tell him a basic moisturizer and exfoliating toner from a drugstore would make a world of difference on both his forehead and skin texture (and I'm not even touching his gross hair issues.) It's kinda funny to me that they're so anti-actual women and alienating to normal gay guys that they'll never look good or have any kind of bonding over trading grooming tips, cuz ya can't bond over what you don't do, and why would they? It doesn't give them "gender euphoria" and they're all so desperate that they'll still inbreed within their little social hovel in their fake Twitter 'relationships' even when they're the most boring, self-involved uggos ever. Kevvie.

Diapers + Transformers= the real cute gorl recipe

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Spoiler: Autistic Version of a Plague Story

I'll write a story, too. In my story, a plague hits that kills every human with a penis. (The initial belief is that the virus incubates there and becomes deadly -- without a penis and the right amount of testosterone, it can't mature into a deadly pathogen.) Rather than research a cure, the decision is made to just cut off penises and give titty skittles to men. The women, who objected to this course of action, initially fought against this but eventually just said, "fuck it". So, any man who wants to live has to get the chop and become a true and honest woman. The titty skittles make the men turn into brainless bimbos who can't even open pickle jars anymore. And everyone is now a lesbian. Yay! No more cis heteronormative dominance!

All the male scientists are now too stupid to science, but there are a few women scientists who are working in an underground lab trying to figure it out because they know that humans are in serious trouble. There's a limited amount of frozen sperm and embryos left and once those are gone, the human race will be no more. A species that reproduces sexually needs both a male and a female. And there are no male humans left.

After years of intensive research, the female lead scientist makes an incredible discovery: the virus isn't really deadly after all. It turns out that the virus merely hijacks the brain and makes the males suicidal unless they are turned into "women" All the male deaths were because they killed themselves, not because the virus actually was deadly. Just as she is about to emerge from her underground location and announce this breakthrough to the world, a group of unhinged bimbo women carrying guns and smelling like alpacas, rot, and body odor bust into the lab. They like being "real" women. They don't want that to change. The female scientists have to die.

Eventually, the frozen baby making supplies are exhausted. The group of rag tag troons who knew the truth about the virus don't bother sharing the info because they either killed themselves after realizing that they were still losers even once their penis was removed or they are so obsessed with their social media bubble that they don't realize that the apocalypse is upon them. After the last male gets his neo-vagina and titty skittles, it is a slow march to the death of the human race. On the bright side, once the human race is finally gone, racism, transphobia, and global warming are all solved.

The worst part of reading this is knowing that Kevin is probably masturabating (or at least trying to) to this.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not being bitchy at all, if I just saw him for the first time and guessed, I'd put him at a rough 38 and wouldn't be surprised to hear 43.

They're all so womanly but no one seems to have the ability to tell him a basic moisturizer and exfoliating toner from a drugstore would make a world of difference on both his forehead and skin texture (and I'm not even touching his gross hair issues.) It's kinda funny to me that they're so anti-actual women and alienating to normal gay guys that they'll never look good or have any kind of bonding over trading grooming tips, cuz ya can't bond over what you don't do, and why would they? It doesn't give them "gender euphoria" and they're all so desperate that they'll still inbreed within their little social hovel in their fake Twitter 'relationships' even when they're the most boring, self-involved uggos ever. Kevvie.

Diapers + Transformers= the real cute gorl recipe

On your first point: he's just an autistic faggot who cares even less for himself than the average man, and he lacks a "proper" personality as well.

Spoiler: some screeching

Please be honest - what does this type have to bond over with?
He has his autistic stuff which he obsesses over and will gatekeep harder than the harshest truscum, and he has his fetish stuff, which is fucking disgusting. Bonding over sex is very shallow, because there's no personality, no content involved, it's usually just one big dick-measuring contest.

Doubly so for KevKev, because he basically makes his gender and (lack of) sexuality his personality, plus he doesn't have a dick any longer. The normal gay guys I know are just that, guys who happen to prefer other men to have sex and be in a romantic relationship with, unlike flaming faggots like SonicFox who needs to announce his sexuality to compensate for his lack of an actual personality.

I also still can't comprehend "gender euphoria". I don't feel manlier when I man my best and down an ice-cold beer after a hard day of work around the yard or draining a bottle of ice-cold water after working out. The "feeling good" part doesn't come from "being the machoest macho to ever macho", these things simply have no relation to my sex or gender. I feel just as well drinking the remaining wine or vermouth after cooking something, or sipping on a dram of whisky after a regular day of office work: I did something more or less worthwhile and useful, so it's time for a rest. I can't remember who started doing it, but substituting "boner" for "gender euphoria" is the only way it makes any sense.

 

[Easy Peasy]

It's weird to refer to someone you've never met in person, or never interacted with outside of a carefully curated personality on twatter as your girlfriend. I see tweens and teens doing that. Not 30 year old men, even if he does cosplay as a 10 year old girl (barf).

I'm still surprised Penny would even consider someone else ripping that scar tissue. Perhaps this is what will push Kevvie to commit hari kari realize that it's never going to heal properly and just give up

 

[Azafran90]

It's weird to refer to someone you've never met in person, or never interacted with outside of a carefully curated personality on twatter as your girlfriend. I see tweens and teens doing that. Not 30 year old men, even if he does cosplay as a 10 year old girl (barf).

I'm still surprised Penny would even consider someone else ripping that scar tissue. Perhaps this is what will push Kevvie to commit hari kari realize that it's never going to heal properly and just give up

Penny probably looks foward to a life without the new, undiscovered STDs that are developing on the Hole Of Despair and will rather have someone else tear it appart and save himself the trouble of breaking Kev's bubble.

 

[FruitFever]

Man who spends a considerable amount of his day on Twitter, shares almost everything about his life on Twitter, and constantly spergs about his number of followers on Twitter, hates Twitter:
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Of course, the main reason why Kev-Kev hates Twitter has nothing to do with cancel culture, e-drama, or the shadiness regarding shadow banning. It's because the higher-ups haven't banned everyone who's ever disagreed with him on anything ever and occasionally bans someone he likes.

Kev-Kev goes on a long-winded rant about how the hetros and cis are evil and stupid:
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Diseases are inherintely biological. A disease targeting a specific gender, not sex, would basicly be fucking magic.
Why trannies haven't been thrown into garbage along with anti-vaxxers and flat earthers, I'll never understand.

 

[Pork Soda]

Well, knowing that the "gf" is coming there instead of Kevin leaving makes perfect sense for his personality (lazy) but is quite disappointing as our chance for a sex tape is significantly lower. Too bad; I really needed that laugh.

His selfies continue to disturb me. He takes the exact same picture every time but never sees the need to change anything--there's no room for improvement in his mind, because his orbiters assure him that yes, he is cute "gorl". I don't know, sometimes I wish someone he looks up to would tell it to him straight--you're an ugly balding man who looks like he's nearing his mid-forties, Kev.

But then, none of the troons he favors pass either, so I guess he'll stay perfectly comfortable in his hugbox. I would love to see his spastic reaction to being insulted by an idol some day though.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Well, knowing that the "gf" is coming there instead of Kevin leaving makes perfect sense for his personality (lazy) but is quite disappointing as our chance for a sex tape is significantly lower. Too bad; I really needed that laugh.

His selfies continue to disturb me. He takes the exact same picture every time but never sees the need to change anything--there's no room for improvement in his mind, because his orbiters assure him that yes, he is cute "gorl". I don't know, sometimes I wish someone he looks up to would tell it to him straight--you're an ugly balding man who looks like he's nearing his mid-forties, Kev.

But then, none of the troons he favors pass either, so I guess he'll stay perfectly comfortable in his hugbox. I would love to see his spastic reaction to being insulted by an idol some day though.

As ugly as Kevin's face might be, his personality is uglier. You might be able to fix an ugly face with enough money and surgery, but there's nothing that science can do for the am hole where Kevin's basic human decency should be.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

As ugly as Kevin's face might be, his personality is uglier. You might be able to fix an ugly face with enough money and surgery, but there's nothing that science can do for the am hole where Kevin's basic human decency should be.

Thats (arguably) one of the funniest aspects of Kevin. He honestly doesn't think there is anything wrong with his face.

 

[0 0]

As ugly as Kevin's face might be, his personality is uglier. You might be able to fix an ugly face with enough money and surgery, but there's nothing that science can do for the am hole where Kevin's basic human decency should be.

Shel Silverstein said it best.

 

[Munchitize Me Capn]

Shel Silverstein said it best.

That's Roald Dahl.

 

[Berserker Armor]

the gender plague reminds me of the new mexico whiptail aka lesbian lizards aka new mexicos state reptile

for those who may be confused have some info made by some like 5th graders or something

question regarding the tranch:
have they ever posted how many male transfemale goddess alpacas they have vs female? alpacas can sometimes be pretty aggressive to other males so i can't imagine they would even consider castration to avoid the behaviors or separating them.
i may be a memory in passing: didn't they talk about getting other animals at some point? i can't imagine them having horses and keeping up with a feeding schedule.

 

[Billy Budd]

The topic of a disease that wipes out an entire sex reminded me of a great sci-fi story I read years ago. Essentially a new planet is colonized and something causes females to get cancer and die. The remaining men figure out how to procreate in a manner that reminds me of Kevvie’s pregnancy fetish now that I’ve reread it. I am sure if this were written today it would be banned. Have a read if you’d like a good laugh:

http://gutenberg.ca/ebooks/smithcordwainer-crimeandthegloryofcommandersuzdal/smithcordwainer-crimeandthegloryofcommandersuzdal-00-h.html

 

[chroma]

Looks like reality might be creeping into someone’s mind:

Nah, who am I kidding? Not gonna happen.

 

[RIP Tranch]

They're making out right in front of Mode_View

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

They're making out right in front of Mode_View
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Every single one of their interactions give me 4th grade Club Penguin "dating" energy...

 

[Clicky]

His selfies continue to disturb me. He takes the exact same picture every time but never sees the need to change anything--there's no room for improvement in his mind, because his orbiters assure him that yes, he is cute "gorl".

Has anyone done the Call on Me meme from yeeeears ago with all of his selfies?