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s0mbra said:
$10 on kevie blaming his butcher for his failed rot pocket when he finally admits something is wrong.

"I-its not the surgery that's bad! I just had a bad surgeon! Sh-she didn't do it right! #nitallneovaginas"
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It'll be like communism that just wasn't done properly.

Dandy in theory, and worth trying, even if it didn't work as expected before.

Note that I take no position on any political issues that do not involve laughing at people.
 
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*extremely mom voice* said:
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Possibility 1) Mode is depressed and it's hurt his ability to coom properly

Possibility 2) Mode has started estrogen but hasn't told anyone

Possibility 3) Mode's "girlfriend" has been taking pity on him and slipping an estrogen tab into his Booberry Crunch every morning for the past three months
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It's not estrogen.
He's extremely obese, inactive, over 30 and masturbates a lot. I'd bet he can't even get a proper erection.
 
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I've noticed that when Kevin and his orbiters write about their genitals or sex life in graphic detail, it's weird and gross and hilarious. But when Mode_View does it, it just comes off as pathetic. It reminds me of that entire episode of How I Met Your Mother with Katy Perry in it, where everyone always says to her "Oh, honey".
And it's all because Mode wouldn't be writing about his genitals if he didn't want Kevin and co to pay attention to him. It's kind of the written equivalent of having sex with someone so they'll like you.

I really do want to like him because he clearly has massive self-esteem issues and probably some kind of trauma that stunted his emotional development (how else do you explain why people keep assuming he is in highschool?).

Aaaaaaaaand then he goes and does something that proves he is determined to whittle away at what little dignity he has left.

Mode, if you're reading this for some reason, it's not too late to develop some self-respect and get the fuck off Twitter! You might not be able to go outside but you could go get involved in, idk, the online yoga community or something. Just... fuck, man, why do you want to be trans so bad?
 
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Enoby Way said:
I've noticed that when Kevin and his orbiters write about their genitals or sex life in graphic detail, it's weird and gross and hilarious. But when Mode_View does it, it just comes off as pathetic. It reminds me of that entire episode of How I Met Your Mother with Katy Perry in it, where everyone always says to her "Oh, honey".
And it's all because Mode wouldn't be writing about his genitals if he didn't want Kevin and co to pay attention to him. It's kind of the written equivalent of having sex with someone so they'll like you.

I really do want to like him because he clearly has massive self-esteem issues and probably some kind of trauma that stunted his emotional development (how else do you explain why people keep assuming he is in highschool?).

Aaaaaaaaand then he goes and does something that proves he is determined to whittle away at what little dignity he has left.

Mode, if you're reading this for some reason, it's not too late to develop some self-respect and get the fuck off Twitter! You might not be able to go outside but you could go get involved in, idk, the online yoga community or something. Just... fuck, man, why do you want to be trans so bad?
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I want Mode_View to get help, but I also don't exactly want to inflict him on another community, you know? I've had people in my life whom I've taken pity on who then turned out to be so needy and clingy that I had to disassociate myself from because they were using up all my psychic energy. Maybe the troons are the only ones who can stand to interact with him (and only barely, at that). What a predicament.
 
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Enoby Way said:
Do you have a copy of your deleted post? I could see if I could help rewrite it or add information. I don't feel the main point of a thread like that would be that they are troons, more that they are conducting experimental surgery on human beings then dodging responsibility. The "trannies making more trannies" definitely adds lols but is kind of a side element.
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Sadly, no, and I'm a bit too drunk to attempt to recreate it now. It was "something something Ellie Zara Ley born Eleazar Ley got the SNIP SNIP from Meltzer https://www.transhealthcare.org/ellie-zara-ley/ https://themeltzerclinic.com/ellie-zara-ley-md/ spot the troons at https://www.mtfsurgery.net/surgeons/ "all-female" surgery clinic possibly full of troons huh how interesting".
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
I want Mode_View to get help, but I also don't exactly want to inflict him on another community, you know? I've had people in my life whom I've taken pity on who then turned out to be so needy and clingy that I had to disassociate myself from because they were using up all my psychic energy. Maybe the troons are the only ones who can stand to interact with him (and only barely, at that). What a predicament.
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He could solve his self esteem issue by losing weight. He honestly looks like he could be an average looking guy under all the fat, but that would be more effort then injecting estrogen. And fat losers like him have a lot of options when it comes to finding groups. He should join a D&D group and double down on geekery- they tend to be an accepting bunch who already have their fair share of fat losers. Why he decided Twitter troons are the way to go is anyone’s guess but I suppose it’s less work to say you’re a girl and thirstpost than learn a hobby.
 
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Enoby Way said:
I've noticed that when Kevin and his orbiters write about their genitals or sex life in graphic detail, it's weird and gross and hilarious. But when Mode_View does it, it just comes off as pathetic. It reminds me of that entire episode of How I Met Your Mother with Katy Perry in it, where everyone always says to her "Oh, honey".
And it's all because Mode wouldn't be writing about his genitals if he didn't want Kevin and co to pay attention to him. It's kind of the written equivalent of having sex with someone so they'll like you.

I really do want to like him because he clearly has massive self-esteem issues and probably some kind of trauma that stunted his emotional development (how else do you explain why people keep assuming he is in highschool?).

Aaaaaaaaand then he goes and does something that proves he is determined to whittle away at what little dignity he has left.

Mode, if you're reading this for some reason, it's not too late to develop some self-respect and get the fuck off Twitter! You might not be able to go outside but you could go get involved in, idk, the online yoga community or something. Just... fuck, man, why do you want to be trans so bad?
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I think Mode should get help too. But bear in mind that we're living in the United States of Baraboo where Clown Politics rules.
Any attempt, no matter how diplomatically it's delivered, will be struck down as NaziraycissbogothomophobeREEE! And all because this guy is laboring heavily under the mistaken understanding that Kevin and his ilk have any good intentions towards him. Sometimes it's best to let some of them sink.
 
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Kevin is so silly to not realise that ring of flesh is his totally girly cervix, duh! ;)
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Goddamn, he probably watches that hentai where shoving your entire dick through the cervix into the womb is a thing and depicted as anything but excruciatingly painful. Given everything he's said and displayed on his farce of femininity, he'd probably say this is a sign of being a "true girl" because Lord knows he'd think it's an accurate representation of how female sex works.
 
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"CONSOOM PRODUCT!!!!"
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1299799343113728000 (Archive)

Kev-Kev shows off his knowledge on key events that lead to the "Proliferation of modern fascism"
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1299804387955503104 (Archive)
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
"CONSOOM PRODUCT!!!!"
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Kev-Kev shows off his knowledge on key events that lead to the "Proliferation of modern fascism"
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SCIENTIST: That's the second time this week he's self-deprecatingly referred to Transformers toys as "plastic robots."

SCIENTIST'S ASSISTANT (hastily rechecking a computer printout): But that can only mean...

SCIENTIST: ...that he's close to achieving self-awareness. (stares with horror into the middle distance) Dear God.

Exeunt.
 
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