Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[BallBuster]

He's now permanently begging.

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Remember that tweet from him 3-4 months ago claiming he has never had to ebeg before? Seems so distant now since he begs almost weekly now. But once he got a taste of that begging lifestyle we all knew there was no turning back.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He's now permanently begging.

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And what, uh... what exactly is it that you do on here, Kevin?

 

[James Howlett]

That is the beginning of a major depressive episode... power level but that is how it begins. We are in for a month or so of mental health deterioration.

Yeah, the fact that he gets triggered by twitter comments has be wondering how he's going to survive 5 hours of daylight, vehicle crippling amounts of snow and sub zero temps.

Sure, he's lived in Colorado his whole life and has been through that shit before in the suburbs and college towns, but Westcliffe, specifically the troon corral, seems like exceptionally tough living in the winter.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Remember that tweet from him 3-4 months ago claiming he has never had to ebeg before? Seems so distant now since he begs almost weekly now. But once he got a taste of that begging lifestyle we all knew there was no turning back.

I can't remember who it was but someone here called it with that first begging tweet. Once they get a taste of that sweet sweet transcrowdfund free money, they can't go back.

"If you like what I do on here" lol. He thinks his inane tweeting has value.

 

[Tomssu]

Poor KevKev needs some ass pats ASAP

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[Hamberlard Raid]

Poor KevKev needs some ass pats ASAP
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This dude seriously thinks that Trump's potential re-election will compromise his optometrist appointment? I look forward to the next Vice article, "Here's 9 reasons why evil Drumpfler is LITERALLY BLINDING trans and genderdiverse folx"

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

"i might lose my vision if i don't treat my eye condition but i was tired so i didn't go"

this is kiwifarms' fault. shame on all of you!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"i might lose my vision if i don't treat my eye condition but i was tired so i didn't go"

He didn't dilate and care for his amhole properly either and look how that turned out. Kevin claims that he is a sexy waman but he doesn't care about his body because he hates himself.

He is getting fatter & fatter, lacks basic hygiene, has a diaper fetish and sits in his own urine, didn't like his dick, doesn't care for his srs wound, doesn't care about going to the doctor to treat his eye problems, doesn't care about his future & uses his inheritance for plastic garbage....

He is a miserable fuck. Twitter Larping is the only escape from the horrible reality that is his existence.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This dude seriously thinks that Trump's potential re-election will compromise his optometrist appointment? I look forward to the next Vice article, "Here's 9 reasons why evil Drumpfler is LITERALLY BLINDING trans and genderdiverse folx"

Please don't give them ideas.

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"I'm not scared of going to the doctor, but I am."
There's also the comment "But I can't drive, I live really far away". Quite telling if he's not bullshitting: he couldn't get either Pennywise or Troon Bonne to take him there. Are your happy days over, KevKev? Time for "Ranchdoms of Trannylur: Reckoning"?

 

[AmbiTron]

So just learn to drive? Children can(but probably shouldn't) drive. It is literally one of the easiest things to do. I would argue that it is easier to learn how to drive than it is to learn how to swim or ride a bike. Of course, that would require him to focus on something that isn't coomin' and consoomin' so he'll never try it.

 

[Bad Gateway]

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"had to miss"

"we were tired"

Those two things have no relation to each other. Okay, wild speculation time, what eye problems could cause vision loss? There's no suggestion that it would be acute, so macular degeration? HRT can cause cataracts and glaucoma, and that's in people who are meant to have estrogen in their bodies. Maybe it's multiple meningioma, it seems to be a thing for MTFs, and missing an appointment for that would definitely trigger a follow-up call for a missed appointment, especially one that was missed for no reason (fear), and cause some "fragility" in Kevin.

My Googling also brought up this reddit insanity about vision changes on HRT. Gotta fetishize everything about women, including your vision getting worse on HRT. These dudes are so unbelievably terrifying: "My sight got worse HAHAHA JUST LIKE A GIRL COOM WITH ME, BROTHERS"

 

[the khat quaffer]

So just learn to drive? Children can(but probably shouldn't) drive. It is literally one of the easiest things to do. I would argue that it is easier to learn how to drive than it is to learn how to swim or ride a bike. Of course, that would require him to focus on something that isn't coomin' and consoomin' so he'll never try it.

I don't know if Kevin could ever drive, but I do recall >150 pages ago that he had to ride on some special pillow/seat thing because of his surgery. Are penile inversion post-ops not allowed to drive before a certain amount of time has passed? I don't see how, but anything's possible. Also, if his vision is really approaching the legally blind status that's another factor slightly in his favor. I'll bet the farm that he is exaggerating his plights for sympathy points though.

Of course if he could never drive to begin with, I wouldn't be surprised. Disappointed but not surprised.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1309204123732996096 (Archive)

Poor Kev-Kev. Today's sessions of doing nothing but playing vidya, playing with overpriced plastic shit, and browsing twitter has been very draining on him. Maybe he got exposed to an opinion he disagrees with!! The horror!!!

 

[In the Sick of It]

So just learn to drive? Children can(but probably shouldn't) drive. It is literally one of the easiest things to do. I would argue that it is easier to learn how to drive than it is to learn how to swim or ride a bike. Of course, that would require him to focus on something that isn't coomin' and consoomin' so he'll never try it.

If I remember correctly, he does know how to drive. He just refuses to now. He's completely useless by choice.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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Calling bullshit on his blindness,that's just his new excuse to sit his ass all day instead of baling hay for the tranch

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Kev needs to go the Extreme Games route and claim he has life threatening vertigo

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Calling bullshit on his blindness,that's just his new excuse to sit his ass all day instead of baling hay for the tranch

Good point. I'm betting that Kevin is going to get a lot of hard-to-confirm symptoms that stops him from being able to do work on the ranch as he can only use the amhole as an excuse for so long, especially since some of the others have had the chop.

 

[Iron Hamster]

what eye problems could cause vision loss?

Hardened cheese dick spunk coating.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

This is also why it's only possible for lesbian couples to have a female baby when they use stem cells to conceive. All cells have your genetic information, so you can trick an egg cell into thinking some other type of cell is a sperm cell. Chromosomes are inherited, so no father means no Y chromosome.

All genetic traits are basically a coin toss if the parents have the necessary genotypes. This is why two parents with brown hair can have a baby who is blonde or red-headed. Children of biracial couples in particular vary widely in terms of appearance. For instance, these two women are twins:
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In short, everything is inherited, but which trait you inherit is basically random. There is nothing that makes trying to switch sexes any less insane than trying to switch races, because brains don't have sexes or races. Those traits are physiologically present at birth, and the mental differences that appear later on are just a result of social conditioning.

Look at the black girl's collarline

 

[stupid frog]

I hope he feels bad because Bonnie did something that made his "life" miserable.

I also hope he goes blind.