Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
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Kevin, it's obvious that you've gained more than 20 lbs. And it's even more obvious that it isn't all in the thigh area because your face and entire body looks dumpier than usual. Don't worry, I'm sure the fat train will keep on chugging for you.

"My hips got stuck trying to shimmy my way through my toy box. That means I'm a true and honest woman and not a human blimp, right?"

Don't worry about those shoulders, broseph. They aren't the only thing that took well to that testosterone.
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no you disgusting troll you gained it in your gut
 
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Kevin can't comprehend that living for nothing, having a low-stress life, consooming, and not working makes one's sense subjective time contract as much as his amhole has.
 
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Shovel Of Ammunition said:
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: It’s an SA Goon ranch!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

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Pretty surprised that Kevin‘s reaction. Granted thinking it’s funny is the right reaction however it’s not very “Empathetic“ It pretty much links troons with nazis and other mental abnormal behavior.
If Kevin ended up on a similar list (maybe of/B/tards who troond out) we would be witnessing a level six spaz attack and perhaps 8 blocked accounts.

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Someone else posted some advice to Kevin about his money woes:
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"Spend less money on shit I don't need? No thanks, my pay pigs will foot the bill."

Lol, what a fucking joke troons are. They just need their gibs and their pay pigs. This just gives more credence the theory that they all just pass around the same $20 or $50 or whatever they get from NEET bux.
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I know for a fact Kevin is not autistic but my god if he doesn’t come off like it. He’s literally in capable of lying.
“Why stop spending when the tranny gravy train is thick with trumpbux and redundancy pay?”

I said this right at the beginning. Kev is gonna do very well with the grifting for a while because one of his few redeemable qualities was that he didn’t beg for money on Twitter every month.
Anyone who’s followed kevin probably thinks he’s asking for money now so he must be in trouble and really needs it, they are more than happy to give it to him. Howeve, Kevin‘s going to overstay his welcome and become like Lou “ACE“ and dry out his entire follower base.
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
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Kevin, it's obvious that you've gained more than 20 lbs. And it's even more obvious that it isn't all in the thigh area because your face and entire body looks dumpier than usual. Don't worry, I'm sure the fat train will keep on chugging for you.

"My hips got stuck trying to shimmy my way through my toy box. That means I'm a true and honest woman and not a human blimp, right?"

Don't worry about those shoulders, broseph. They aren't the only thing that took well to that testosterone.
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I like how only seven words into this post, I can immediately predict what he's going to say for the entirety of that Twitter thread, as predictable as yesterday's weather.

As for the implication that he's got the weight back in "all the right places..."

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Nope. Just no.
 
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PoisonedBun said:
If Kevin wants to support his friends why doesn't he just send money to them directly instead of going through OnlyFans?
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'Euuuuugh guys - I mean, gxys - I haaaaate to ask but can you spot me $30, no, $80? My bank account is ovedrafted due to the heckin' capitalism. Btw I love supporting multiple of my mutuals' OnlyFans and Patreon even when I don't explicitly don't even browse their content. It's cool, they only take like 15% of the money. It's only like $2–300 a month. Trans solidarity! If you can't donate, retweeting this a couple times is fine.'

Either Kevin really is so fucking stupid he's funneling money to others through a middleman (i.e. Patreon/OnlyFans) that takes a cut, or he's lying to make himself look generous hoping to score money from others. I'll believe either one.

I wonder how much of his (alleged) inheritance Kevin pays to the tranch each month so Bonnie doesn't strangle him in his sleep?
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Someone else posted some advice to Kevin about his money woes:
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Archive: https://archive.vn/q0Kbd

"Spend less money on shit I don't need? No thanks, my pay pigs will foot the bill."

Lol, what a fucking joke troons are. They just need their gibs and their pay pigs. This just gives more credence the theory that they all just pass around the same $20 or $50 or whatever they get from NEET bux.
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I think you mean passing around $20, then that $20 minus paypal/patreon's 3%, then that $19.40 minus paypal/patreon's 3% plus $0.60 from their own wallets to make it up to $20, and so on and so forth, ad nauseum. And then all of them paying govt tax on that $20. Its like the reverse multiplier effect or something, you actually end up poorer than when you started.
 
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I really wish he'd make up his mind on when he decided he was trans. It's all over the shop. Sometimes he's 'always known', sometimes it's when he met Steampunk Penny, sometimes he's in his twenties, sometimes it was only a couple of years ago. I know he's a pathological liar, but when you're dealing with a written medium you need to pick a time and stick with it.

And I can tell you from experience, Kevie, girls can get horrendous acne too. You aren't a special snowflake, trans or otherwise. Get over your fucking self.
 
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I like how he briefly admits that there are girls being encouraged to take testosterone who then later regret what has happened to them, but quickly shows that he doesn't give a single shit about those girls and instantly turns it back to how horrible it was that he had to experience the completely natural testosterone surge brought on by his completely natural male puberty.

Young women who now have to live with permanent changes they bitterly regret mean absolutely nothing to Kevin. In fact, he hates them all the more because they challenge the bullshit his whole life is built around.
 
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I never had to deal with acne, but wouldn't he have less or maybe no scars if he didn't pick the zits? I've always thought that they only scar up if you fuck with them or maybe if they get infected badly or something.
 
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AmbiTron said:
I never had to deal with acne, but wouldn't he have less or maybe no scars if he didn't pick the zits? I've always thought that they only scar up if you fuck with them or maybe if they get infected badly or something.
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No, cystic acne is far more likely than regular acne to leave scarring even when you take care of it, unfortunately. It's some awful stuff.
 
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