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[mooey]

A quick research of Bonnie's twitter:

Spoiler: Mom and her child

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I assume that's a recent snapshot of her mother's current followings. If so, even if she doesn't post anymore she still has access to the shit that's been said about her by her own child. If things are feeling frosty Bonnie hon, maybe look at how betrayed your mother might feel about this whole thing? The lack of self-awareness is fucking incredible.

And nah, I don't believe anything Bonnie has said or implied about his mother is true. None of them can go a day or two without lying to themselves so I doubt they're very honest about anyone else.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Does anyone have any idea why Bonnie would stand to gain money from his brother-in-law selling a house? What would the brother-in-law's house have to do with Bonnie?

 

[AmbiTron]

Does anyone have any idea why Bonnie would stand to gain money from his brother-in-law selling a house? What would the brother-in-law's house have to do with Bonnie?

I could be entirely wrong but my impression was that his BIL was selling the house on behalf of their ill father or something like that and thus the money would be split. That's how I rationalized it anyway, maybe not?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I could be entirely wrong but my impression was that his BIL was selling the house on behalf of their ill father or something like that and thus the money would be split. That's how I rationalized it anyway, maybe not?

That makes sense, I thought it might be something like that. He worded it as "my BIL's house sale", so it confused me. Likely just Bonnie tweeting in an unclear manner because his mind is too busy thinking about all the cash he stands to gain from his own father dying.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

"I can now offer you the fun experience of a lifetime"

 

[0 0]

on the other side of the discourse you can go to bed with a soft toy and it doesnt make you a girl. arguably it still makes you a faggot. but still.

Any adult, man or woman, who finds deeply affective comfort in sleeping with a stuffed animal either has some form of mental disorder or severe psychological trauma. Contrary to what Kevin evidently believes, it isn't cute, it's concerning at best and disturbing at worst.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Any adult, man or woman, who finds deeply affective comfort in sleeping with a stuffed animal either has some form of mental disorder or severe psychological trauma. Contrary to what Kevin evidently believes, it isn't cute, it's concerning at best and disturbing at worst.

Everything Kevin does is concerning and disturbing.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Yea i stopped being optimistic about Deadpool’s for cows. I mean Big Al And Chantel are still waddling around and I’m sure no one thought they’d make it to 2020.

Cockroach Principle: The brilliant, life-saving heart surgeon will slip and fall in the shower, killing him instantly; the violent unemployed drunkard who beats his wife will take six bullets to the abdomen and walk out of the hospital under his own power.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

Not so long time ago in a troon ranch far, but not far away enough...

 

[Actinidia]

Cockroach Principle: The brilliant, life-saving heart surgeon will slip and fall in the shower, killing him instantly; the violent unemployed drunkard who beats his wife will take six bullets to the abdomen and walk out of the hospital under his own power.

Nah, it only seems that way because nobody gives a shit when crappy people die. Kevryn is as mortal as any man with a festering crotch abscess, thank God.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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So if I'm reading this right, Kev-Kev's claiming that HRT made him an even bigger manchild than what he already was.

Also, "Anyway today is a stuffies and Overwatch day", so just another day for Kev-Kev.

"For me I never stopped buying stuffies really? Especially Beanie Babies. ... Transitioning has caused me to collect them more frequently"

I love how he just erases his entire premise for the "wonders of transition" story by admitting nothing has changed really.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I assumed that the Brother-in-Law was buying Bonnie and others out of the Grandad’s house so he could own it 100% when grandad dies; Bonnie would get cash rather than a share of Grandad’s house.

I can’t get over the fact that Bonnie is saying all this publicly. Even if every allegation against their mother is true, Twitter as a whole wouldn’t know and just see bitching. Why would you not just vent privately to your friends? The insistence on sharing every detail to the entire internet seems to be a shared trait on the ranch.

 

[Amphitrite]

I can’t get over the fact that Bonnie is saying all this publicly.

Typical narc.

It's all about him, and how wronged he is by these utter bastards (who appear to have treated him pretty well financially, you don't tend to get a large $$ mortgage on a healthcare assistant wage after all which means either a massive deposit or a joint debt)

And if his sperging hurts his family's feelings? Well, who cares about them when me me me me me.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kev, every single one of your tweets is either coomposting or completely irrelevant lunacy, and you yourself make great sarcastic jokes. Stop whining just because you (probably) got a little pushback on your latest insane tirade.

He's like a snail - gliding forth bravely, confidently on a trail of Am Hole gunk, then retreating into his shell at the very first sign of "danger", whatever it might be.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"For me I never stopped buying stuffies really? Especially Beanie Babies. ... Transitioning has caused me to collect them more frequently"

I love how he just erases his entire premise for the "wonders of transition" story by admitting nothing has changed really.

I for one am shocked that a fat incel collected stuffed animals into adulthood.

 

[glass_houses]

I was at the Boxing Day Sales today when I randomly came across this adorable rat Beanie Baby. I don't own any soft toys but I have a huge weakness for rattie themed anything. I picked the Beanie Baby up, seriously contemplating buying this silly, pretty, cheap little frivolity...

.... only to have the image of Kevin, buried under a gigantic mound of orange-streaked soft toys, bearing his butter yellow teeth in a manic grin, come screaming into my head. I nearly threw the Beanie Baby from me but by an act of will I forced myself to set it gently down before getting the hell out of the store.

Fucking Kevin.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Isn't his father sick with the rona and possibly dying? I have no idea how much his father was in his life but it seems he atleast knows who he is and someone in his family is still in contact enough to know he's ill.

Your right, apologies, no idea how I skipped past them. Thought all the hospital tweets were about his grandparents

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With the advent of a year passing since am hole installation and no getting fucked in his new vag 2020, the cope is finally running out.

Kevin is supposed to be a “uwu all I want is to get filled by hung girls” but approaches the prospect of getting to stick things in his am hole the same way a fat kid approaches gym class.

He’s really fucking destroying the image of SRS since he claims his “neo vag” is 1000x better than a cis vag and has incredible sex with it.... but it’s Vice tight and he doesn’t want to touch it because it hurts and hurts regardless of how often he dilates.

He’s gonna need 150cc of transformers toys stat if he’s gonna offset this cope going into the new year.

 

[Old Fart]

If youre referring to primary mortgage insurance that actually is for the lender's benefit not the homeowner.

It covers them if you default. Some programs like the VA home loan offers no PMI as a benefit. As the borrower you save money by not having it.

Uninsured mortgages are cheaper but if you default, the lender is going to have to send over his laddies to collect your fingers. One by one.

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Replace 'make' by 'be' and you've arrived at your destination.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Catching up on things, but I just want to say what a stunning and brave group of trooning honest women our brave Tranchers are, bucking all those feminine stereotypes like cooking and cleaning. Making Christmas bacon steaks on a disgusting stove top, what a statement against the patriarchy!

Kevin is supposed to be a “uwu all I want is to get filled by hung girls” but approaches the prospect of getting to stick things in his am hole the same way a fat kid approaches gym class.

He’s really fucking destroying the image of SRS since he claims his “neo vag” is 1000x better than a cis vag and has incredible sex with it.... but it’s Vice tight and he doesn’t want to touch it because it hurts and hurts regardless of how often he dilates.

What strikes me funny about that is if Kevin was really playing up the UwU gorl so much, he'd probably talk nonstop about his pussy power and vaginal hubris and how any boygirl can't last for more than a minute inside him because he's so hecking tight. The virginal woman/vagina is such a fantasy (and a fetish he doesn't have, shockingly) that he could use to get thirst replies in his tweets, and yet he can only talk about how dilating hurts, which must mean you'd need to get the jaws of life in the amhole to pry it open by now. Boy is doomed not to coom.

 

[flight of ideas]

Actual grown-ass women do not sleep with stuffed animals, nor do they collect them obsessively.

Any adult, man or woman, who finds deeply affective comfort in sleeping with a stuffed animal either has some form of mental disorder or severe psychological trauma.

plenty of grown-ass people sleep with transitional objects like stuffed animals or special pillows or blankets, but those objects are usually from childhood or otherwise invested with sentimental value. and as @0 1 notes, an overly strong attachment to such an object often reflects a psychological issue. but that’s neither here nor there, because it’s not the case for kevvie. he collects compulsively and does mental gymnastics to make his outward behavior appear consistent with a backstory that would melt in the rain.

Does anyone have any idea why Bonnie would stand to gain money from his brother-in-law selling a house? What would the brother-in-law's house have to do with Bonnie?

is it possible this brother-in-law is bonnie’s husband’s brother?