Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

I looked up the property on Zillow and it said it was only 36 acres. Does the tranch have more land then that? Cause if not how the fuck are they supporting 300 alpacas? Alpacas are slightly worse then sheep when it comes to head per acre, and in rough country you can usually only run 4-5 per acre. If they only have the the 36 acres then the maximum herd size should be kept at about 120 and even then how much are they paying for feed?? If you want healthy animals you need to feed a mix of bagged feed, hay, along with keeping the mineral blocks out there.

Other questions are vaccinations, are they doing any herd management and prevention?

Jesus I’d call PETA but I want the animals to live.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I looked up the property on Zillow and it said it was only 36 acres. Does the tranch have more land then that? Cause if not how the fuck are they supporting 300 alpacas? Alpacas are slightly worse then sheep when it comes to head per acre, and in rough country you can usually only run 4-5 per acre. If they only have the the 36 acres then the maximum herd size should be kept at about 120 and even then how much are they paying for feed?? If you want healthy animals you need to feed a mix of bagged feed, hay, along with keeping the mineral blocks out there.

Other questions are vaccinations, are they doing any herd management and prevention?

Jesus I’d call PETA but I want the animals to live.

I'm sure knowing the basic needs of your chosen livestock is something that only clueless right wing neanderthals need to trouble themselves with. How long until alpacas are transphobic?

 

[flight of ideas]

I wonder if the crazy/naive woman moving close to them and trying to spend time with them will just make them worse. Because when they're just bunch of isolated troons with no real contact with actual women, it is easier for them to keep up the fantasy that they're uwu cute group of girls because all the "girls" they know are just other mentally ill men just like them, but regularly spending time with a real woman and getting to know her could break the illusion.

I’m gonna say there’s a few possibilities here

1. They invite her over once. She brings pie. Then she never appears on the ranch (or anywhere???) again, reasons unspecified.
2. She doesn’t get past the gate.
3. They somehow form a social relationship based on her willingness to bring them baked goods and they refer to her as “mom” and reenact their teenage bullshit from their own mothers with this poor lady.

 

[Storfle]

How long until alpacas are transphobic?

Excuse me but alpaca are inherently queer, especially if you have a lot of them. Kevin said so himself!

 

[Driedsoap]

lmao

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Ah, yes, the rampant animal neglect and failure to grow anything edible really make for the greatest of farmers.

Adding to my hopes for Kevryn: I want him to become slim and fit. Only with a transformation from actual physical and mental effort will the reality of dick chopping come to be i.e. realization he could have bettered his life without mutilation.

There needs to be a happy ending to this saga for us optimistic voyeurs. He is the summation of trans lunacy and it's sad.

 

[NattyDaddy]

A single finger... fuck off with 'It is not a wound" shit.. the amount of cope is overwhelming

 

[Billy Herrington]

lmao

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I love it when people on Twitter wield the threat of being blocked by them like it's a weapon. "Obey my rules or I WILL block you, don't think I won't! I'm serious!" Nigga I think I can learn to live with being blocked by the National Farmers Union verified Twitter account because I said tranny.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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People usually get congratulated for graduating, getting a raise, getting married, or having a baby. This layabout shoves an inanimate object up his amhole and people are popping champagne for him. The bar truly does just lie on the ground for troonoids.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1351592751435923458

Two things:

1. Greg, you look exactly the same but with slightly longer hair
2. Kevin replies to and shares Greg's tweets hoping to gain new followers he can turn into paypigs. Change my mind.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I looked up the property on Zillow and it said it was only 36 acres. Does the tranch have more land then that? Cause if not how the fuck are they supporting 300 alpacas? Alpacas are slightly worse then sheep when it comes to head per acre, and in rough country you can usually only run 4-5 per acre. If they only have the the 36 acres then the maximum herd size should be kept at about 120 and even then how much are they paying for feed?? If you want healthy animals you need to feed a mix of bagged feed, hay, along with keeping the mineral blocks out there.

Other questions are vaccinations, are they doing any herd management and prevention?

Jesus I’d call PETA but I want the animals to live.

And you're talking 36 barren acres. And where are they getting all their water from?

 

[Iron Hamster]

People usually get congratulated for graduating, getting a raise, getting married, or having a baby. This layabout shoves an inanimate object up his amhole and people are popping champagne for him. The bar truly does just lie on the ground for troonoids.

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1351592751435923458

Two things:

1. Greg, you look exactly the same but with slightly longer hair
2. Kevin replies to and shares Greg's tweets hoping to gain new followers he can turn into paypigs. Change my mind.

It took him a year and 16 days to grow his hair longer and learn how to use filters.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

And you're talking 36 barren acres. And where are they getting all their water from?

My calculations are based on those used for rough country. I didn’t think they were so stupid as to run that much livestock on just the house well.

 

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People usually get congratulated for graduating, getting a raise, getting married, or having a baby. This layabout shoves an inanimate object up his amhole and people are popping champagne for him. The bar truly does just lie on the ground for troonoids.

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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1351592751435923458

Two things:

1. Greg, you look exactly the same but with slightly longer hair
2. Kevin replies to and shares Greg's tweets hoping to gain new followers he can turn into paypigs. Change my mind.

IT'S SUCH MAGIC!!!

And in just one whole year, you too can see only your hairline receding and nothing else on HRT.

I genuinely had to reference the original image to see which one was supposed to be the "after."

 

[Cool Spot]

Estwogen is ~magic~ you bigots.

Maybe the newfound awareness of the Tranch will inspire some animal cruelty investigations to occur.

 

[Lubby Smith]

lmao

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The replies are descending into a hilarious shitshow.

"IT IS MA'AM"

Link (Archive)

 

[BallBuster]

What I love is that Kevin unknowingly provides us with more milk and more laughs in the form of other delusional troons. You have to wonder if people who follow/interact with Kevin knew that they might end up the the butt of some laughs for a few pages here, if they would rethink supporting him.

 

[s0mbra]

so so so tempting to post various links to this thread talking about their animal hoarding, constantly dead chickens, assaulting women, cramming 300+alpaca into a tiny shed and spending thousands on cheap plastic childrens toys to put on their shelves but alas....
also pennywise getting aggressive in the comments. totally wont look like an unhinged man ranting aggressively to normies

 

[Lubby Smith]

so so so tempting to post various links to this thread talking about their animal hoarding, constantly dead chickens, assaulting women, cramming 300+alpaca into a tiny shed and spending thousands on cheap plastic childrens toys to put on their shelves but alas....
also pennywise getting aggressive in the comments. totally wont look like an unhinged man ranting aggressively to normies

AutismChann and friends got you covered.

 

[s0mbra]

AutismChann and friends got you covered.
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oh GOD i forgot about his fetishizing of legit lesbian struggles and now im MATI again.

But good. They should focus more on the animal abuse and grifting than the tranny shit or normies might just think people are just being mean to the pwecious twannies

 

[quartz butterball]

so so so tempting to post various links to this thread talking about their animal hoarding, constantly dead chickens, assaulting women, cramming 300+alpaca into a tiny shed and spending thousands on cheap plastic childrens toys to put on their shelves but alas....

Same. Out of all the cows I follow here, Kevin is the one I've come the closest to wanting to pozload my negholep by sending him links people post about how his festering hole is indeed a wound trying to heal, but I follow the rules and go do something productive in my life instead. Although his one tweet regarding people questioning/criticizing how they spend their money really made MOTI for a second and it was tempting to go tell him to fuck off. When Kevin eBegs he always specifically says "For bills uwu <33" then proudly posts a screenshot of his recent consoomer product purchases, so yeah, I think it's pretty fair for someone to call this creature out (obviously not a Kiwi) for being a slimy grifter.

What I also want to put out there is, have people started to become these obnoxious troons and sex weirdos due to shame no longer being ok? I really think shaming people to some extent keeps them in line and can stop a person becoming a horrible embarrassment of a human being but naaahhhh shaming is always baaaaad. I know freaks existed in the past, but it was not as prevalent as it is now when we're living in this culture of SHAMING ANYTHING IS BAD I think, but I know the Internet makes it easier to connect and make groups much more visible too. Maybe I'm just retarded and thinking too much trying to find logic in troon and fetish freak insanity where there is no logic. And if this has ever been brought up before, I'm sorry, but going through almost 700 pages over the course of time makes it hard to remember things other than the big milestone moments.

 

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AutismChann and friends got you covered.
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Today has certainly been entertaining.