Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[diroama]

I suspect that Kevin's place in the ranch is secured not by the expectation of hard work, but by the promise of a chunk of his inheritance being invested in it.

 

[stupid moron]

I know people have already said it but jesus Kevin women do not get off to their own bodies. Men don’t either. You can see this by going to any normal persons twitter and seeing how they don’t constantly post about themselves being turned on. Also having fat thighs isn’t a woman thing. You’re just a fatass

 

[Lost send help]

I know people have already said it but jesus Kevin women do not get off to their own bodies. Men don’t either. You can see this by going to any normal persons twitter and seeing how they don’t constantly post about themselves being turned on. Also having fight thighs isn’t a woman thing. You’re just a fatass

It's actually quite scary how textbook AGP he is sometimes

 

[Witthel]

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Christ, is there anything that this fucker won't fetishize? I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly has fetishes that even he knows are too fucked-up to share with everyone.

 

[Livecorpse]

Christ, is there anything that this fucker won't fetishize? I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly has fetishes that even he knows are too fucked-up to share with everyone.

This is one of those times I'm super glad he had his cock chopped off and went to live in the middle of nowhere with the other freaks. At least he's away from society. Especially children, cause I'm 200% sure he's a closeted pedo to some degree.

Also, that's a gorgeous little ranch house. Gives me an idea for another Cabin Fever movie.

ETA:

I suspect that Kevin's place in the ranch is secured not by the expectation of hard work, but by the promise of a chunk of his inheritance being invested in it.

Oh god, now I know what I want Kevin's ultimate fate to be. He spends his inheritance helping his fellow monsters fix up the ranch, and as soon as it runs dry, they give him the boot. That would be the best ending to Kevin's saga.

 

[lololololagain]

This is one of those times I'm super glad he had his cock chopped off and went to live in the middle of nowhere with the other freaks. At least he's away from society. Especially children, cause I'm 200% sure he's a closeted pedo to some degree.

Also, that's a gorgeous little ranch house. Gives me an idea for another Cabin Fever movie.

the worst thing is Kevin is going to sit in the house all day on twitter. How does he have time for "Sex" or whatever the fuck he does, when he's addicted to twitter and attention? His irl must not be that amazing if he constantly has to run to twitter every five mintues.

 

[sadstuck]

and i missed this from a few days back, but how invested in twitter do you have to be to have this many people blocked?

It has to be one of those automated blocklists. There only needs to be one very insane person doing all the work or a program that puts you on there if you say certain dogwhistles or follow certain people. I wouldn't put the former above trannies though.

 

[dlwmrng]

I'm almost afraid to admit this, but I genuinely, unironically want the ranch to succeed. Ranching is hard work, but it's good, honest work, and it can inculcate so many positive values like initiative and self-sufficiency and self-respect that will benefit them immeasurably. So many troons don't have any ambitions beyond e-begging and creating drama on Twitter, but these troons have dedicated themselves to getting up early every day and making a go of it with their hands and their heads and their hearts, and I have so much respect for that.

And that's why Kevin makes me so MOTI. Here's this 32 year old manchild with no apparent skills or aptitude for anything, and yet he could so easily turn himself into a functioning, contributing member of society just by walking out into his own goddamn yard and building a fence, or repairing a barn, or feeding a bunch of grateful animals. And yet, while Penny and Bonnie and the others tweet about the ranch and what the move involves--and rarely tweet at all during working hours, it should be acknowledged--Kevin barely acknowledges the physical world around him at all, except to complain about what an inconvenience the move has been for him. Instead, he tweets constantly about his stinkditch, and children's toys, and how horny he is, and you would never know that he lives on an actual alpaca ranch in the midst of some of the most breathtakingly beautiful scenery North America has to offer.

8:30 this morning, Kevin: your housemates were undoubtedly bundled up out in the cold (which would have been just above freezing) working hard to transform your new property into a safe and healthy home for the animals that will, in theory, ensure your livelihood for the foreseeable future. And what were you doing at that moment, Kevin? You were tweeting this:

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Welp, I'm gonna need to buy all of these https://t.co/XvUcaRb04T”

twitter.com

And I guess this is what makes me angriest of all: as much as I want the ranch to succeed, it's as if the troons themselves are throwing it in my face by allowing this contemptible potato to live in their home and consume their food while they spend all day working hard to sustain his pathetic manchild lifestyle. If they're just keeping him around as a fucksleeve (which, puuuke), that's their right, but at the very least they could do him the favor of hauling him out into the field every morning to do his goddamn chores and develop some goddamn skills. He's so close to achieving adulthood, and yet they won't even give him that.

I have to agree with this. I want the ranch to succeed, too. It seems like the other people in the ranch are working hard to take care of the house and the animals, yet Kevin helps with nothing. At least the other ones have an ambition, the only ambition Kevin has is to get his "vag" fucked even though it can kill him.

 

[Bani]

that conversation with the furry troon was infuriating, Kevin is a fucking disease

anyway this is what furry troon looks like
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Kevin finds something about the new place to whine over already
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no nigga you just fat
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peak Kevin
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Kevin's hormone injections feed into his LARP
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what is it about troons that make them completely inept at everything they do in life?
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and i missed this from a few days back, but how invested in twitter do you have to be to have this many people blocked?
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"Teehee I get giggly after getting an estrogen injection uwu"

Oh my God, fuck off you absolute coomer. Why don't you just come right out and say estrogen makes women ditsy whores?

I don't wake up on a day I'm ovulating and think, "teehee I'm such a silly little girl!!1!" In fact, I don't think any human woman on this planet does that.

I'm almost afraid to admit this, but I genuinely, unironically want the ranch to succeed. Ranching is hard work, but it's good, honest work, and it can inculcate so many positive values like initiative and self-sufficiency and self-respect that will benefit them immeasurably. So many troons don't have any ambitions beyond e-begging and creating drama on Twitter, but these troons have dedicated themselves to getting up early every day and making a go of it with their hands and their heads and their hearts, and I have so much respect for that.

And that's why Kevin makes me so MOTI. Here's this 32 year old manchild with no apparent skills or aptitude for anything, and yet he could so easily turn himself into a functioning, contributing member of society just by walking out into his own goddamn yard and building a fence, or repairing a barn, or feeding a bunch of grateful animals. And yet, while Penny and Bonnie and the others tweet about the ranch and what the move involves--and rarely tweet at all during working hours, it should be acknowledged--Kevin barely acknowledges the physical world around him at all, except to complain about what an inconvenience the move has been for him. Instead, he tweets constantly about his stinkditch, and children's toys, and how horny he is, and you would never know that he lives on an actual alpaca ranch in the midst of some of the most breathtakingly beautiful scenery North America has to offer.

8:30 this morning, Kevin: your housemates were undoubtedly bundled up out in the cold (which would have been just above freezing) working hard to transform your new property into a safe and healthy home for the animals that will, in theory, ensure your livelihood for the foreseeable future. And what were you doing at that moment, Kevin? You were tweeting this:

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Welp, I'm gonna need to buy all of these https://t.co/XvUcaRb04T”

twitter.com

And I guess this is what makes me angriest of all: as much as I want the ranch to succeed, it's as if the troons themselves are throwing it in my face by allowing this contemptible potato to live in their home and consume their food while they spend all day working hard to sustain his pathetic manchild lifestyle. If they're just keeping him around as a fucksleeve (which, puuuke), that's their right, but at the very least they could do him the favor of hauling him out into the field every morning to do his goddamn chores and develop some goddamn skills. He's so close to achieving adulthood, and yet they won't even give him that.

He's a total parasite. I feel bad for the dead person whose money he's wasting, and I'd almost feel bad for his buddies on the ranch were it not for the fact that they're nearly as bad as Kevin themselves. He does nothing but tweet and jerk off. He probably only leaves his room to raid the fridge and buy weed.

Christ, is there anything that this fucker won't fetishize? I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly has fetishes that even he knows are too fucked-up to share with everyone.

I would bet money that there's cheese pizza on his hard drive.

 

[Dustlord]

"Teehee I get giggly after getting an estrogen injection uwu"

Oh my God, fuck off you absolute coomer. Why don't you just come right out and say estrogen makes women ditsy whores?

I don't wake up on a day I'm ovulating and think, "teehee I'm such a silly little girl!!1!" In fact, I don't think any human woman on this planet does that.

He gets all of his ideas about what women are like from his cartoon porn.

 

[AmbiTron]

Kevin the kinda guy to shit in a condom so he can freeze it and fuck himself with his own shit.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Please don’t give him any ideas.

 

[Bani]

Please don’t give him any ideas.

Knowing Kev, he's probably already tried it.

 

[William Shatner]

His twitter account is pretty much a bubble, he can tweet anything and his followers will support him no matter what

Kev: lol I was just so horny for a trans guy that I followed him home, murdered him, sodomized his cold dead body and am now using his skin as cute girly pajamas its sooooooooo gud

Random Trans: you go gurl

Weird guy fetishist guy: oh my....... how palatable

 

[Shield Breaker]

This is one of those times I'm super glad he had his cock chopped off and went to live in the middle of nowhere with the other freaks. At least he's away from society. Especially children, cause I'm 200% sure he's a closeted pedo to some degree.

Also, that's a gorgeous little ranch house. Gives me an idea for another Cabin Fever movie.

ETA:


Oh god, now I know what I want Kevin's ultimate fate to be. He spends his inheritance helping his fellow monsters fix up the ranch, and as soon as it runs dry, they give him the boot. That would be the best ending to Kevin's saga.

Kevin's ultimate fate is to be a sex doll for the other troons.

 

[Cowpies]

Kevin's ultimate fate is to be a sex doll for the other troons.

I'm starting to wonder if that's why he's so anxious to be cleared for stink ditch spelunking. If he's not a good enough fucktoy he's out on his ass.

 

[stupid fuck]

Kevin doesn't understand why his twitter bubble isn't just fetishism and Bernie today


he really does thirst after some of the nastiest troons


i still can't wrap my head around how he posts shit like this, then spergs about politics and expects everybody to take him seriously

case in point


i mean i'm not gonna challenge him on this one, but i just don't think he means this in the way that we know it to be true


new house, same coomer stooner


complaining about the new location


and this shit was just too funny for me not to post in the tranny social media thread too

 

[Hog On Ice]

he really does thirst after some of the nastiest troons
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Glenn Danzig is a bit old to be having a midlife crisis, isn’t he?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

and this shit was just too funny for me not to post in the tranny social media thread too
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How did manatee learn to tweet and take selfies?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

and this shit was just too funny for me not to post in the tranny social media thread too
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My first thought was 'so a shaved man then' and then I saw the full pick and thought 'a shaved manatee then'.