RazorBackBacon
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I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for $500, Alex.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I really, REALLY, wonder what the state of amhole is to the gyno. What does she say? Does she say anything but platitudes?
Also, I think a lot of troons would be better on antidepressants than estrogen. Estrogen gives a small boost of dopamine to the body iirc, it is why along with the coom and belief in it that these people get so goddamn attached to it. Most would benefit from regular therapy and some anti anxiety and depression medication. Well, Kevin and others in this thread wouldn't because they lack or refuse to self reflect.
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Happy 1600 pages Kevin!!
We hit 1500 pages on August 21st and Kevin is still a man; but he is a horny man who has attended a furry convention in hopes of having his pencil sharpener wound drilled by various damaged degenerates only to leave with 0 (zero) cooms. So, what has befallen Kevryn since?
- KF user @Cerabella digs up some tweets from September 2020 wherein Kevin defends the act of deceptive sex (aka rape)
- In the replies, Kevin gets assblasted six ways to Sunday by scorned lesbians among other rational people
- The Neck goes to the con without shaving: true transfeminine praxis
- KF user @In the Sick of It confirms that the discoloration of Rioley’s penis is penile melanosis and not “intersex”
- Kevin “forgets” to ask about room parties at the furry convention
- Kevin purchases several pieces of merch dedicated to his inflation fetish, fitting, since how exponentially fatter he has become in recent months (Deathfat board soon?)
- Wedge completes his “morning bottom ritual” (see: cleaning out his ass to make room for hooks among other sharp objects) in order to be “passed around” by his “girlfriend” and deadbeat cucumber
- At the convention, where all bathrooms are co-ed, Kevin claims that men do not obsessively stare at themselves like the women do
- Kevin went to a furry rave and by virtue of his terminal autism, he leaves before having his surgical wound palpated by the tongues of furries
- In the same thread, we learn that Kevin is hitting on some FtM troon and the blue, pyramid-shaped thing in the photo of the troon table is his “tit”
- Kevin seethes about the FtM troon rejecting him
- He also muses about collating a library chock full of troon books, furry books, and queer books as a means of creating a “museum for future generations”
- Kevin posts several photos with his “girl” “friends” commemorating the ending of a successful furry convention wherein the only hole filled was Kevin’s maw and by filled, I mean stuffed with assorted greasy carbs
- KF user @Charles P. Scene posts a photo of cucumber donning poorly fit BDSM gear with his testicles nearly hanging out
- In lieu of the sexy sex time with his “girl” “friends”, Kevin spends the majority of DenFur watching cartoons
- Ravioli rages about being misgendered all the time, despite his 42C breasts and “new neck and lower face”
- Kevin’s echo chamber gets punctured for unknown reasons, but nevertheless, the results are hilarious
- Kevin is criticized for his having a Transformers wishlist, his e-begging, and his decrepit skin that would make a moon jealous
- Cucumber and Wedge really hit it off and seem to have better chemistry between them than any relationship with Kevin
- Ravioli got dropped by another surgeon, after seeing his Twitter and appraising the threat of a brutish troon choking out one of the nurses
- Kevin has been assigned
maleto the role of “Event Coordinator” for the Tranch - An additional troon joins the 41% and in his message expressing condolences, he exclusively talks about himself
- Ravioli posts a proper face reveal following his FFS and his face is just as ghoulish as ever with zero improvements
- KF user @Shiva goes back into the archive to find that at one point, Bonnie and Kevin were fuck buddies
- Kevin regrets not sucking “enough” dicks at DenFur (see: zero) because he wasn’t “horny enough” and not because his genitals were irreversibly mutilated and stuffed inside a hole drilled into his pelvic region
- Kevin gets reamed by other Twitter troons for promoting kink content on a platform open to children: effectively grooming children in the process
- In addition to this, Kevin’s detractors imply that he belongs on a sex offender list by virtue of his pedophilic tendencies
- Expectedly, Kevin seethes into a spiral only to be rescued by Penny taking him on a trip to Nevada to pick up grifted supplies (the photo accompanying this announcement is positively hilarious, it features a pickup truck with an enormous Kevin crammed into the back seat cuddling a stuffed animal)
- Kev-Kev announces that he and the Tranch will be on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, a shit-tier, shit-lib “comedy” show supersaturated with leftoid propaganda
- Kevin claims he has never been in a fight (other than the one he’s waging between himself and the gaping necrotic wound between his legs)
- After leaving a restaurant, Kevin realizes that the restaurant was trolling the Tranch patrons by ear raping them with music as the owners turned down the music as they left
- Kevin upgrades his septum piercing, ironic considering how he has no problem with regularly stretching this wound
- Ravioli got dropped by another therapist and he responds in his usual erratic, aggressive fashion
- KF user @Trigger Me Timbers reminds the thread that the Ripley as listed in the beginning of Kevin’s thread as one of his “girl” “friends” is the same as the Ravioli we know now; they also remind us that Kevin deemed Ripley too crazy for him to date
- A furry DMs Kevin telling him to “join the 41%”
- KF user @Lubby Smith introduces us to Alyssa Jo Frauens / KindKinkster: an FtM troon and perhaps the single most insane person to ever grace Kevin’s thread or even the Kiwi Farms at large
- Alyssa Frauens is a genderspecial FtM grifting BPD furry munchie who, while claiming every stereotypical mental illness, disability, and disease in the book, claims to have been raped “every single year” of her life since she was an infant (this brief description does not do her justice)
- Kevin and Bonnie have hit on this woman, and she plans to visit the Tranch and will hopefully become a permanent fixture
- KF user @AMHOLIO reveals that Bonnie and Alyssa did the nasty
- Ravioli doomposts on Twitter in which he states that, “My pussy was cancelled. I don’t have a transition path or any hope left.”
- He then disappears for a few days, leading the thread to speculate whether he killed himself or not
- Alyssa admits that she is “courting a very special person” (Bonnie)
- Alyssa finally visits the Tranch on 9/11
- Wedge’s vaginoplasty surgery has been moved up three months which accelerated his grifting needs
- KF user @Cerabella unearths Rioley’s abandoned Twitch channel, ripleyviolet, which now consists of dozens of livestreams, each at least five hours in duration garnering 0 or 2 views each as well as a Patreon page that grossed zero dollars in revenue over its lifespan
- Ravioli approaches his “trauma anniversary” which is the date in which he was supposed to receive his groovy cock-chop surgery before doctors dropped him for being insane and vociferously seethes into the feeds of many unfortunate troons
- Kevin brags about having a gynecologist appointment scheduled for his pencil eraser burn
- Kevin complains about PayPal deadnaming him (lmao) then subsequently brags about buying a $550 X-Men toy
- While shopping at Home Depot high, Kevin complains about the cis people glaring at the herd of transitioning water buffalo charging through the store
- Wedge believes that some retail worker giving him positive attention is tantamount to them making sexual advances
- Ripley doomposts about how his Master’s degree is useless, his Twitch channel is dead, and how he has to resort to sex work to make a living
- Cucumber neck closed his Twitter inexplicably and temporarily
- Wedge films Downie porn of himself using a GoPro
- Ravioli is angry that no one retweets his selfies
- Rioley reveals that his deadname is BRETT
- KF users run with this information, namely @Rustycup @AssignedEva @Outwith Quiddany , reveal Ravioli’s true identity
- Born Brett Gaetano Lemke in Madison, Wisconsin, Ravioli majored in folklore at UC Berkeley
- One of Wedge’s interpreters told him he sucks at sign language lol
- Kevin “accidentally” “ruins” one of his “orgasms”
- Cucumber returns to Twitter and copes about how tiring it is to surround yourself with narcissistic men-children role playing as women
- Kevin commemorates his three-month anniversary with the cucumber by not acknowledging it whatsoever
- A thread for Alyssa/Kindness has been created and currently resides in the Lolcow board
- Ripley’s tweet announcing his rejection by the surgical team for some SRS surgery was featured on Twitter page “Trans Posting Ls”: a Twitter account dedicated to dunking on troons and their misfortunes
- Cucumber is angry that his estrogen supplementation has rendered his penis broken and useless and the fact that his insurance will not supply him Viagra
- Kevin is seething that the Tranch documentarian, (G)Ash Coyote recently had breast augmentation surgery
- Ravioli claims that his local trans community has given up on him when his surgery was cancelled
- Rioley gets repeatedly misgendered EVEN WHILE AT his troon doctor appointments and when he inevitably lashes out at the employee, some old man says to him, “Hey buddy! It was a mistake!”
- Brett threatens to physically assault some couple sitting at a restaurant for asking him to smoke elsewhere
- Kevin is nervous for his gynecology appointment
- A troll introduces Kevin to the concept of coping and inhaling “copium”, to which he replies in confusion
- Kevin’s appointment went great! He learned he needs a revision surgery for his pencil sharpener wound
(That's because that makes you straight Kevin, you know, the most common sexual orientation on planet Earth.)
I apologize for the length as these are tremendously fun to make. Let me know if I should cut down. Also, I haven't asked this in a while... what predictions do you have for Kevin, his orbiters, and the Tranch? Will Kevin go through with the revision surgery? Will Ravioli murder an innocent couple for the crime of enjoying their dinner? Will Kindness assault one of the Tranch members? Will the Tranch documentary ever be released?Will Wedge ever get a thread? (lol no) So many questions, so little cooms.
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Rioley: I'M A REPRESSED TRANS POLY DISABLED SEX WORKER AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT!!!!!
Rioley after a woman tells him to stop smoking on the patio: SHUT UP TRANSPHOBIC ROASTIE BITCH YOUR DYEJOB IS AWFUL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SERVICE MEN BY THE HOUR
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The lack of self awareness is delicious. I think it's about time Brett got his own thread. He's completely seething now that he can't get his ballsack turned into a Amhole, he's been such an asshole that the entire San Francisco trans community has abandoned him, and now he's lashing out at random people in public and posting photos he takes of them like a fucking weirdo
I can't wait to see him end up in some kind of public freakout compilation.
Rioley after a woman tells him to stop smoking on the patio: SHUT UP TRANSPHOBIC ROASTIE BITCH YOUR DYEJOB IS AWFUL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SERVICE MEN BY THE HOUR
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The lack of self awareness is delicious. I think it's about time Brett got his own thread. He's completely seething now that he can't get his ballsack turned into a Amhole, he's been such an asshole that the entire San Francisco trans community has abandoned him, and now he's lashing out at random people in public and posting photos he takes of them like a fucking weirdo
I can't wait to see him end up in some kind of public freakout compilation.
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Why is he getting revision surgery? Dude DOESN'T dilate. There will be new scar tissue anyway. Since he hates dilating he would need revision surgeries his entire life. Is that even possible? His amhole is already a mess and what would the surgeon say? Would she nod and take the money every time or is there a point where even a money hungry genital butcher would tell him to literally go dilate and stfu.
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I love how he calls it "my bar," like he actually owns the place.
If you go there often enough to call it "my bar," seems weird you aren't familiar with their smoking policy.
RazorBackBacon
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What happened was a Stacy came up to him and with the mild Karen-ness inherent to her species, reminded him of the bar's smoking policy. He proceeded to stutter and stare like a sperg so she walked off with her boyfriend while said boyfriend make a crack about crazy trannies.
Then the barkeeper came over and told Rioley that the bar is no smoking, just like the signs say, and that if he doesn't put out that coffin nail he'll be thrown out by the bouncer. Rioley meekly stubs his bud and throws it on the floor when no one is looking.
Then Rioley takes a creepshot of the Stacy and her boyfriend, or maybe just some random normie couple, and seethes about it on Twitter.
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@Hamberlard Raid, your post doesn't have a reply button, but I always look forward to hitting each 100-mark because of these recaps. If anything, I'd include more things on our walk down memory lane. The Farms has had a bunch of great moments in response to the saga of the last 100 pages. The "nonce patrol" memes of Kevin with his stuffed animal in the backseat of the car, that video @0 1 made of Kevin filling up a picture frame with "Song for Denise" as background music, the Rioley Violet Tempest Storm credit card photo, and the meme images of Wedge put in front of hilarious backgrounds (if those were in the last 100 pages, I can't quite remember) all deserve to be made as accessible as possible for the Kiwis of the future.
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Yes Kevin, needing a revision surgery is completely routine and nothing to worry about! Love how he isn't even sure, he just "gets the impression" that needing to get more surgery for his AmHole is normal.
Imagine saying this about any other surgery:
"My new nose collapsed and I need a revision. Not even worried, I get the impression this is all very routine."
"My new breast implants ruptured and I need a revision. Not even worried worried, I get the impression this is all very routine."
Any sane person would be very upset that their surgery required a do over. Not troons like Kevvie though, your first stink ditch attempt requiring a second whack to 'fix' it is to be expected. Totally like a real vagina, you guys~!
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You know, Kevin's not wrong when he says a troon's neovagina closing up due to scar tissue is routine, but I don't think he took from it what we did.
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"I'm not broken"
"I'm on the path to getting it fixed"
Really selling that neo-vagoo, Kevin. "Scarring comes standard, so revision after revision is nbd." lol
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We need a new poll: will Kevin actually dilate after revision surgery?"I'm not broken"
"I'm on the path to getting it fixed"
Really selling that neo-vagoo, Kevin. "Scarring comes standard, so revision after revision is nbd." lol
My response is “no.”
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I'd like to interrupt this thread to ask you more about this whole "freelance gynecology." Isn't that how we got here in the first place, Dr. John Money?
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So someone who ostensibly has True and Honest lady hands was only able to get to the second knuckle?
Making the AmHole nominally larger than a belly button or a nostril.
Whereas a real vag can fit a whole damn baby in it.
Making the AmHole nominally larger than a belly button or a nostril.
Whereas a real vag can fit a whole damn baby in it.