Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[who dare wins?]

thank you, I didn’t have the heart to archive this shit.

Edit: I love how he presumably seethed about the rittenhouse trial for approximately an hour and now he’s back to being a degenerate the next day despite everyone else on the ranch utterly devastated by this shit.

he needs his transformers and figurines, his dopamine receptors are too fried to care about 2 fellow child-raping comrades being killed

I am unironically rooting for Kevin to get the oversized breast implants of his dreams. There is no way on earth they wouldn't rapidly become a medical disaster to rival the Amhole and cause his spine to crumble, all while tweeting that having bolt-ons the size of watermelons attached to his chest is the most VALIDATING WOMANLY EXPERIENCE, and that NOONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE between his mutant artificial chest and a real woman's. He'll probably constantly hornypost on Twitter about his HUUUUGE MOMMY MILKERS, but the only milk those abominations would make is a constant stream of lolcow milk for us here on the farms.

He would literally become wheelchair-bound and even more overweight than his is now. It would quite literally be the end of hm if you consider it, the medical disaster would be enormous and he likely would not be able to cough up the money for it.

 

[farttpott]

Love how he's cried wolf so many times he's had to up the game with a new "time sensitive bills" beg. As if there are categories of bills you can just pay whenever you like with no consequences.

What he means is it's a toy pre-order and he might miss out on it if he saves up himself

 

[mickey339]

Kevin's talking about his revision surgery while interacting with an early 2000's weeaboo

No, Kevin. Making up tiny details doesn't mean we believe you actually masturbate.

What is a Braixen? Oh....

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Worry not. We are here to ensure no one will ever forget

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Ok, Kevin.

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I am not entirely sure what he says in the above tweets but I am certain that this image is appropriate somehow.

 

[HullDown]

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It takes an especially fried brain to argue in favor of rape fetish porn with both sides consenting. If Chad wants his dick sucked, and Stacey wants to suck his dick, why would you need to take out a grandpa watch and play Houdini before a blowjob happens?

It's also telling that Kevin, the superqueer genderfuck non-conforming agender transwoman, immediately assumes the woman would be the submissive partner. Even in fantasy porn with literal magic, men are stronk and women are sloots.

 

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No, Kevin. Making up tiny details doesn't mean we believe you actually masturbate.
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What is a Braixen? Oh....

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I am not entirely sure what he says in the above tweets but I am certain that this image is appropriate somehow.
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When a sentence starts like this, you immediately recognize the person talking is too far gone.

 

[Law]

Love how he's cried wolf so many times he's had to up the game with a new "time sensitive bills" beg. As if there are categories of bills you can just pay whenever you like with no consequences.

Maybe Kevin's followers don't know what bills are?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

How many bills does Kevin even have anyway? He pays rent and I think he has health insurance, maybe his cell phone and that's it? He doesn't own a car as far as I know.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Maybe Kevin's followers don't know what bills are?

"It's something my cissy whore mother cries about every month so it must be important, duh!"

How many bills does Kevin even have anyway? He pays rent and I think he has health insurance, maybe his cell phone and that's it? He doesn't own a car as far as I know.

He's also got student loan debt, @Meiwaku posted about it:

Lore Update, Kevin has Student Loan Debt
also no idea how Zucc making Prime Intellect is related to your loans

Aside from that, Kev can't drive and doesn't own a car, Tran Ranch is off grid so there aren't any utility bills, that leaves a) health insurance, b) cell phone - assuming they aren't on a group plan, and c) student loan. None of these are time sensitive in the sense "oh shit I got a bill out of nowhere and I have no idea how I'm gonna pay it" because they are recurring expenses.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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Cishet guys -- even with a kink that can only happen in fantasy -- dont *gasp* worry about consent. But for weird AGPs like Kevin -- consent is just a "given". Does that mean they all assume there is consent? And most AGPs will literally fuck anything. Hard to worry about violating someone who always says "yes". Kevin is the only one of these degenerate coomers who ever seems to say "no".

It's okay to think of women as bimbos and objectify them as long as you like pretending you are the woman. Got it, Kevin. Kev is no different than the dudes who get off to rape porn. He still finds rape hot -- he just wants to imagine how hot and sexy it is to be violently penetrated from the woman's perspective. Totally different. Not cishet rapey at all. It's just "different" when it is "gay" people like Kevin imagining a rape scenario.

I'm glad this trooncel is basically a shut in with no real human interactions and virtually no libido. He could be dangerous if he hadn't already been hobbled by the AmHole surgery. He should forget the AmHole revision and bolt on surgeries and just go for a lobotomy. He'd be much happier. Fortunately, Kev is stupid and won't make any good decisions so I can't wait to see how badly the next surgeries go for him.

Also, he's never getting those huge "milkers". He will get whatever the surgeon suggests because he will be too scared to ask for what he really wants. He couldn't even get a new ID at that furcon -- Penny had to do it for him. No way he is going to open his mouth at the titty surgeon and ask for freakishly large boobs. Never going to happen.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

"It's something my cissy whore mother cries about every month so it must be important, duh!"

He's also got student loan debt, @Meiwaku posted about it:

Aside from that, Kev can't drive and doesn't own a car, Tran Ranch is off grid so there aren't any utility bills, that leaves a) health insurance, b) cell phone - assuming they aren't on a group plan, and c) student loan. None of these are time sensitive in the sense "oh shit I got a bill out of nowhere and I have no idea how I'm gonna pay it" because they are recurring expenses.

Could be "time sensitive" in the sense of "I didn't pay my insurance last month and got a cancellation notice now I gotta pay it pls help". Or, y'know, it's all a lie for toys. Some grifters at least pretend to show where their grift moneys going, Kev is almost always very noticibly vague...

 

[Hitman One]

Chad is never going to fuck you Kevin. Even if some catastrophe befell the planet and you were the only people left, Chad would choose to drill a hole in a melon and fuck that.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Chad is never going to fuck you Kevin. Even if some catastrophe befell the planet and you were the only people left, Chad would choose to drill a hole in a melon and fuck that.

To quote a friend drunkenly after he fell for a trap "hey man, a mouth is a mouth. It's warm, wet, and feels good" that's the best Kevin has to look towards. Even then, he'll need to be behind a glory hole to get any.

 

[Karen™]

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Once you start taking girl hormones, pain actually makes you sexually climax! Just like a real girl! I learned this by being a real girl and not by cooming to pornography of women faking pleasure while being violently abused uwu

Fuck, that made me more MATI than I expected it to.

Some more cheerful news:

Lol homeless loser

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Fuck, that made me more MATI than I expected it to.

Some more cheerful news:
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You know, a pleasure response to pain isn't unheard of, as releasing endorphins is something the body does as a natural response for the purposes of pain management. Taking hormones might break the balance though resulting in too high of a sensitivity or too much being released.

If anything that just shows your chemistry is broken. It has nothing to do with being a girl or a lesbian.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Fuck, that made me more MATI than I expected it to.

Some more cheerful news:
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Doesn't Wedge have a car and an apartment? I thought they were getting married, lol.

Neck needs to go to the tranch. He couldn't be any more useless than Kevin. I mean, the TUR is supposed to be a trans haven for wayward troons, right? How can they keep turning away the troons like Neck and Kindness when that is their own stated purpose? They could definitely grift more money if they kept taking in stray troons.

 

[safety math]

Neck live-tweeting his life circling the drain gives me life

 

[ash9990]

He only lives for plastic toys, lying on twitter, porn and upcoming tranny surgeries. What a sad existence, for real. People his age have a family, career and kids. I wonder if he thinks about his future. Well since he reads this thread: do you Kevin? You know you will die alone, right? The Tranch will fizzle into nothingness once Penny leaves or dies. What a degenerate. All of this laziness and grifting will bite him in the ass sooner or later.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Could be "time sensitive" in the sense of "I didn't pay my insurance last month and got a cancellation notice now I gotta pay it pls help". Or, y'know, it's all a lie for toys. Some grifters at least pretend to show where their grift moneys going, Kev is almost always very noticibly vague...

It's toys. Limited edittion toys that would end up either in a legitimate collection or listed on eBay for five times their MSRP.

 

[Meiwaku]

Neck live-tweeting his life circling the drain gives me life

Rittenhouse freed, Neck spiraling from his terrible life choices...what a great time to be a Kiwi

Hopium: fully administered

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

He only lives for plastic toys, lying on twitter, porn and upcoming tranny surgeries. What a sad existence, for real. People his age have a family, career and kids. I wonder if he thinks about his future. Well since he reads this thread: do you Kevin? You know you will die alone, right? The Tranch will fizzle into nothingness once Penny leaves or dies. What a degenerate. All of this laziness and grifting will bite him in the ass sooner or later.

As noted many times before, this is as good as it’s gonna get for Kevin. Right now. His life will inevitably snowball into an even sadder existence.

Doesn't Wedge have a car and an apartment? I thought they were getting married, lol.

Neck needs to go to the tranch. He couldn't be any more useless than Kevin. I mean, the TUR is supposed to be a trans haven for wayward troons, right? How can they keep turning away the troons like Neck and Kindness when that is their own stated purpose? They could definitely grift more money if they kept taking in stray troons.

For real. And Neck has an advantage, since he could blend in with the alpaca herd, if they decreed him to be an outdoor troon.