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[Fetish Roulette]

I assume he's up for jury duty, right? A part of me almost wants Kevin to weasel his way out of it, if only so that the other jurors don't have to sit there and smell him for the duration of the trial. But at the same time, I think he should go through with it, if only because it's his civic duty to do so. Asking a lot, I know.

It's completely unfair to place 1/12th of an important civic matter in the hands of someone like Kevin. If criminal, the defendant has a right to be tried by a jury of their peers, not a jury consisting, even in part, of fat, gross manchildren. If civil, I expect Kevin would press for the largest verdict the situation allows regardless of culpability on the part of the defendant, because of redistribution or some other such nonsense. If the lawyers on either side have any kind of brains at all, he'll be out of that courthouse before he has a chance to say "voir dire" not only because trusting Kevin to make a decision beyond what kind of furry porn he's going to coom to is a monumentally bad decision, but for the sanity of everyone who has to remain in the courthouse for the duration of the trial. Of course, this is assuming the judge doesn't toss Kevin out on his ass immediately.

EDIT: On the bright side, I expect I'll be able to crack a whole lot of Twelve Angry Men jokes should Kevin slip through the cracks.

 

[Law]

also yes, lol at him conflating being poor with dysphoria.

Troonery is a consumerist movement.
They "fight for their rights" by screaming at people to buy them stuff.

Spoiler: walk walk fashun baybee

Personally, I hope the "70s revival" trend means more women go for a natural look, no makeup, that sort of thing (not just brown pants and sweater tops). I think we're due for it as a backlash to the Kardashians turning themselves into lumpy patchwork ghouls of plastic and ass-fat and women gluing on drag queen lashes to go to the grocery store.
Plus, it would be massively transphobic. Imagine a six-foot troonlord in full clown paint and hoisery next to a bunch of bare-faced actual females in hoodies. It would peak the whole damn room.

I assume he's up for jury duty, right?

Does this mean that some absolute horrorshow of a furry sex-offender is going to get judged by a jury of his peers?

 

[Old Fart]

If Kevin gets jury duty (which I doubt), he'll latch on to the few parts of the case he understands, like the 5-year old he mentally is. In the backroom, the other eleven members won't allow him to open his mouth once they find out they have to explain everything.

But he won't get through the selection unless the defendant is a tranny, in which case the defence will try to have him accepted.

 

[tokyo]

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"Anarchist" and prison abolition? Wtf he would be the first one to get fucked over by some prisoners

 

[Hitman One]

And Wedge find a way to be mad about this feature

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This nigger is a walking, talking content warning.

 

[Karen™]

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And then everyone will clap, like when he gave that Salvation Army Nazi the what-for! Leave it to Kev to make jury duty exciting.

But he won't get through the selection unless the defendant is a tranny, in which case the defence will try to have him accepted.

I assume that one of the (maybe unspoken) tests of a potential juror is whether they can reliably be somewhere by 9am, so it seems unlikely, regardless. Hadn't considered it before, but maybe troons face some actual injustice in never being judged by a jury of their peers for that reason.

 

[Neko GF]

If Kevin gets jury duty (which I doubt), he'll latch on to the few parts of the case he understands, like the 5-year old he mentally is. In the backroom, the other eleven members won't allow him to open his mouth once they find out they have to explain everything.

But he won't get through the selection unless the defendant is a tranny, in which case the defence will try to have him accepted.

And if the defendant is tranny, Kevin will defend them to his dying breath even if there's overwhelming evidence against them, including DNA evidence and clear footage.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Can Kevin actually put in a full day's work? Will he have a panic attack if someone makes eye contact with him? Would he wear a diaper in the jury box? Will he have the courage to use the women's room without Penny around to tard wrangle him? Has he legally changed his name and sex? So many questions.

He says he wants to abolish prison, but what if the defendant was guilty of beating up a trans "woman"? I bet he'd be in there advocating for the death penalty despite that not even being an option.

 

[AfghanBlue]

i wonder if 12 Angry Kevs will wear a sober knee length skirt and blazer 2 piece, some pearls.
cook some amhole funk up in there.
hey i wonder if an amhole has ever made a pearl?

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

i wonder if 12 Angry Kevs will wear a sober knee length skirt and blazer 2 piece, some pearls.
cook some amhole funk up in there.
hey i wonder if an amhole has ever made a pearl?

You know my nigga is gonna roll up in some quality (unwashed) pajamas

 

[retard strength]

Your finest stained pool toy shirt and war crime daisy duke shorts, sir.

 

[Law]

He says he wants to abolish prison, but what if the defendant was guilty of beating up a trans "woman"?

If we abolish the police, who will arrest people who put up stickers that say "women don't have penises" or "domestic violence kills"?

I'm excited for the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe to expand into a riveting courtroom drama:

Inherit the Windbag
12 Angry Tweets
To Kill a Birdsona
My Cousin Penny
A Few Gross Men
Denial (no change needed)
Primal Fear (for the alpacas)

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Your finest stained pool toy shirt and war crime daisy duke shorts, sir.

Realistically, we'd probably see him in that God-awful outfit he had for that wedding a while back. Only a little less clean and a little more skin-caked.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

If we abolish the police, who will arrest people who put up stickers that say "women don't have penises" or "domestic violence kills"?

I'm excited for the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe to expand into a riveting courtroom drama:

Inherit the Windbag
12 Angry Tweets
To Kill a Birdsona
My Cousin Penny
A Few Gross Men
Denial (no change needed)
Primal Fear (for the alpacas)

If I may:

A Time To Coom
Rules of Dilation
For the Troons
Phila-Dildo-ia
A Civil Tranny

 

[stupid frog]

Realistically, we'd probably see him in that God-awful outfit he had for that wedding a while back. Only a little less clean and a little more skin-caked.

i doubt he can still fit in to that

 

[Old Fart]

12 Angry Tweets

12 angry men will do just fine.

 

[AMHOLIO]

also yes, lol at him conflating being poor with dysphoria. It yet again ties back to the autogynephiliac need to be a female caricature; most women I know are still totally recognizable as female in a raggedy ass sweatshirt and jeans, but apparently Wedge needs to raid a Claire's at the mall to feel valid, true n honest in his womynhood.

I swear if he ever gets the chance he's going to buy the most awful, clashing items and wear them together for he has no fashion sense and his autism overpowers what little he has to make it "everything I like on me". He's going to look like Eddy of Absolutely Fabulous, fresh off the runway (or fresh off internet subculture) fashion but thrown together with no cohesion so it looks terrible (or in his case, more terrible).

Spoiler: this but plastered with cartoon characters and japanese & american subculture fashion

Troonery is a consumerist movement.
They "fight for their rights" by screaming at people to buy them stuff.

I look forward to the few trans people who actually put on make up to look natural, the few that have developed that skill, while the rest either whine or look even more clownish.

Does this mean that some absolute horrorshow of a furry sex-offender is going to get judged by a jury of his peers?

Twelve Tardraging Furries
A Jury of His Mutuals
A Few Smelly Furs

"Anarchist" and prison abolition? Wtf he would be the first one to get fucked over by some prisoners

Kevin screams to mistrxss that someone stole or damaged his toys. Mxtrxss comes and consoles him, and reminds him that it's ok, the police are gone so that can't happen.

I'm 90% sure Kevin sitting like a princess in a HEAVILY ARMED alpaca castle is what his stance truly is.

Would he wear a diaper in the jury box? Will he have the courage to use the women's room without Penny around to tard wrangle him? Has he legally changed his name and sex?

A) I'm certain his body is too fucked up not to wear one, plus he has probably depotty trained himself by now but my god I ain't looking to confirm
B) Depends if anyone is staring at him as he walks in the bathroom. He might even leave the courtroom to go. But more than likely, see point a: he won't need to.
C) Yes and yes. I think.

 

[NaggotFigger]

i wonder if 12 Angry Kevs will wear a sober knee length skirt and blazer 2 piece, some pearls.
cook some amhole funk up in there.
hey i wonder if an amhole has ever made a pearl?

I think that his horrendous body would not allow him to wear these skirts and the blazer as well. Kevin is too ugly even with pearls.
I think maybe not. Maybe amhole is incapable of making pearls, so no.

 

[Meiwaku]

We missed a national holiday y'all


Read this and don't cringe challenge

Spoiler: They're our ocs now bitch

Heyyy we can make fanart if we want to Wedge says it's okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bad takes that make no sense

Good thing you can't afford these figures .... The 40k universe has enough suffering enough without your fanfics. Your takes are cruel even by Dark Eldar standards.

 

[Lurkor]

@Meiwaku
I give you the autism rating out of love. I too am a 40k dork