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AlexGustavoPhilipe said:
Does anyone else think Kevin low-key climbed the "relevance" hierarchy by trooping out, and in doing so is kinda based?

Let's be real, he used to be a toy collecting incel retard with 0 life, now at least he has some kinda clout, people have sympathy for him for being a tranny retard and he's made friends. he's kinda levelled up in a way?
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The clout is online, the friends aren't real, and the sympathy is more like pity. Just about the only thing Kevin has gained from trooning out is a way to get what he calls a life over with faster.
 
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Acceptable said:
Trans people: you can’t even tell the difference. Once someone is medically transitioned they look just like a girl and there’s no difference and your transphobic if you go around trying to clock people.

Also trans people: UwU look at this totally trans person I am seeing in public and immediately know they are trans because of the signature five o’clock shadow and buldge.
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Fucking hell. It’s easy to tell when you know what to spot, and as any slime ball wannabe ladies man like myself, who has lived in a metropolis with a reputation for diversity learns to do so quickly.
It’s not going around trying to clock, it’s just second nature.

But the second part is that kev blatantly does look when he is out, probably also cause of fear of assault against all evidence.

Also calling this kid houseless. That sounds weird. Loads of people don’t live in houses but are absolutely not homeless.

It’s a shame he didn’t try to take her back to their hellish slave colony, only to find she is damn street smart and comes to the right conclusion that a creepy man In a dress trying to take her home has sinister motives.

The reeing on twitter about being kicked between the legs and stuck with a possibly HIV + needle would be comedy gold.
 
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Cerabella said:
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Kevin and LDE must love wearing their masks around all the time because it buys them valuable extra nano-seconds before regular humans clock them as grotesque simulacrums of females. (Unless Colorado is really requiring masking in theatres still.)

Love the giant thing of notoriously underpriced and affordable movie popcorn, hope there aren't any sudden emergency bills that arrive out of the blue.
 
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AlexGustavoPhilipe said:
Does anyone else think Kevin low-key climbed the "relevance" hierarchy by trooping out, and in doing so is kinda based?

Let's be real, he used to be a toy collecting incel retard with 0 life, now at least he has some kinda clout, people have sympathy for him for being a tranny retard and he's made friends. he's kinda levelled up in a way?
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Now he's a toy collecting incel retard with 0 life and no dick. Hard to see how that's a win.
 
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Cerabella said:
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"JK Rowling is an overly selfish rich person" lmao she knocked herself off the richest people in the world by DONATING to good causes holy shit. Is it just bad because 200k of that didn't end up in HIS personal MtG and Transformers collection? :story:

"I don't want her fans to swarm my mentions from term searching," just fucking block or mute them, assclown. This man wants to be heard but breaks like fine china the moment he encounters some resistance.
AlexGustavoPhilipe said:
Does anyone else think Kevin low-key climbed the "relevance" hierarchy by trooping out, and in doing so is kinda based?

Let's be real, he used to be a toy collecting incel retard with 0 life, now at least he has some kinda clout, people have sympathy for him for being a tranny retard and he's made friends. he's kinda levelled up in a way?
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Yes, but he still is stuck on a ranch he hates away from instant city gratification shitting himself and doing nothing. What's the point of clout if you can barely use it IRL?
 
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AMHOLIO said:
Yes, but he still is stuck on a ranch he hates away from instant city gratification shitting himself and doing nothing. What's the point of clout if you can barely use it IRL?
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Kev could be living in Times Square or downtown Hollywood courtesy of a very perverted sugar mummy or daddy, but he still would be a shut in.

The instant he tries to wave his “clout” around, a thoroughly bitchy drag queen would “whatever” him to tears.

At least for him when he does venture to town in the middle of Colorado, the fact that he is from a crazy farm that seems like something to the less than cosmopolitan wanna-Troons, gives him some sense of celebrity.
 
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Give me the clocks if I missed this, but someone was asking how Kevie built his MtG decks and my white belt in Google Fu found this.


Two things of note: his "stalker" was giving him some pretty basic bitch advice on deckbuilding and naturally Kev got pissy about it. Secondly, and a bit more lulzy: as someone else mentioned, the Commander format has you build your deck around a, well, commander, and all of Kev's commanders but one are female.

It should also come as no surprise that Commander also attracts the most consoomers in the MtG playerbase, and if those are the accurate styles (and you have to manually enter some of them, so I don't know why they wouldn't be), most of his decks are pricey as hell.
 
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Uber Strong Goat said:
Give me the clocks if I missed this, but someone was asking how Kevie built his MtG decks and my white belt in Google Fu found this.


Two things of note: his "stalker" was giving him some pretty basic bitch advice on deckbuilding and naturally Kev got pissy about it. Secondly, and a bit more lulzy: as someone else mentioned, the Commander format has you build your deck around a, well, commander, and all of Kev's commanders but one are female.

It should also come as no surprise that Commander also attracts the most consoomers in the MtG playerbase, and if those are the accurate styles (and you have to manually enter some of them, so I don't know why they wouldn't be), most of his decks are pricey as hell.
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I ran the numbers, and that's a solid $7459.46 in cards. Prices could have changed since he bought them, but I'd doubt it'd put him below 7 grand.

Also, I sorted by price, and he bought at least 2 cards for 10x as much as he could have (Arcane Signet has printings that cost $2.80 and $28, Chromatic Lantern for $13 and $140).
 
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AMHOLIO said:
What's the point of clout if you can barely use it IRL?
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There is no point, but I think Kevin knows that. Even if only on a subconscious level. It's why he immerses himself in Twitter so often. Stepping back to appreciate his situation would reveal just how terrible it is; just as he did with that tweet that showcased how dissatisfied he was with living at the Tranch. He doesn't want to have a moment like that again, so he continues to remain online and pretend everything is fine. Whenever the Tranch inevitably falls apart, I can envision him moving in with his mother, as I don't think Penny or any other men of the Tranch would be interested in taking him.
 
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