Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

'what even is a gender? I've never seen one!'

I used to understand gender, back when it was either a synonym for sex or a term describing the cultural and psychological baggage attached to sex. You know, how men and women are “supposed” to act, dress, that kind of thing. These days, I’d honestly agree with Kev here. What even is gender? Seems to be intangible, rooted in nothing, and both all-consuming and utterly inconsequential. Scientologists define fucking Thetans more precisely.

And now I’m picturing a second season of Kevin Can Fuck Himself where he troons out. They’d never have the guts, but it would make sense for a sociopath TV husband.
 
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This has me absolutely howling. Underrated steb photo.
 

Another gender special enters the Kevin Gibes universe, but dear god is TrinCyboid dull. This is more for the record and to save anyone else the effort. TrinCyboid claims to be a sex worker
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but is currently on sick leave

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Has another account where she is even more boring, but this time not spiced up by the "adult content" warnings.

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Seems to be a lesbian married to AVeryBigBnuy, but both are in denial

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Who is the sort of person who would turn up to a court case with her mum and a support dog

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I honestly wouldn't have bothered with the above, were it not for the chance to include this story she retweeted. The sort of life saving hint that is essential for trannies.

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Remember - ✨HRT is magic✨ and trans girls are muuuuuch hawter than those ugly cis girls that totally aren't disgusted by Steb and Kevryn but just jealous of their hot girl energy!!!!
Im a Burgerlander, so take from that what you will, but I'm confused how in a country with socialized medicine Stebby couldn't get corrective lenses for his (extremely common) strabismus aka lazy eye. When treated early, simple things like glasses and patching can reverse this issue, but even when treated later is easily corrected by a simple surgery. How is this motherfucker 24 with this issue, even if the wait lists we're abysmal?
 
Im a Burgerlander, so take from that what you will, but I'm confused how in a country with socialized medicine Stebby couldn't get corrective lenses for his (extremely common) strabismus aka lazy eye. When treated early, simple things like glasses and patching can reverse this issue, but even when treated later is easily corrected by a simple surgery. How is this motherfucker 24 with this issue, even if the wait lists we're abysmal?
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Steb has glasses - just never wears em. In the great tradition of Kev & Co not displaying even a modicum of interest in looking after themselves. Dilating? Nah. Wearing glasses? No thanks. Washing? Just don't have the spoons today.
 
Remember - ✨HRT is magic✨ and trans girls are muuuuuch hawter than those ugly cis girls that totally aren't disgusted by Steb and Kevryn but just jealous of their hot girl energy!!!!

It is genuinely hard to quantify the effect HRT has on appearance. It definitely has some, and it’s not flattering, but I’m not sure what it is?
 
But Cold Steel Brand Rep, they told me that HRT gives you big naturals, and that nobody can ever tell that they're trans.
“Oh yeah! You’ll todally grow nice boobs! It just depends on your genetics how big they will grow :3”
Synthetically induced gynecomastia in males is totally the same as women developimg breasts during puberty! Trust me, bro— I mean uh, princess! :christine:

I think you're optimistic to think Wedge or Neck would care that Kevvy's hygiene is awful or that he doesn't clean up before anal. They're prob into all that. Something something musk slut.
Their kinks on Twitter are performative. They compete to see who can be the kinkiest online. In reality, they would get squeamish if they dipped a finger into Kev’s chocolate starfish and came out coated with actual chocolate. Also I’ve never seen Wedge talk about having a scat fetish.

Kevryn is mentally ill genderfluid

Kevin has penis envy of Steb. He misses his own penis. Seeing functional sex organs with his own eyes is making him regretful of the chop… so he copes by saying he is genderfluid. :story:
 
Their kinks on Twitter are performative. They compete to see who can be the kinkiest online. In reality, they would get squeamish if they dipped a finger into Kev’s chocolate starfish and came out coated with actual chocolate. Also I’ve never seen Wedge talk about having a scat fetish.

These people have less full and exciting sex lives than New England Puritans. Not a joke, either, a Puritan man could be fined for not bringing his wife to orgasm.
 
These people have less full and exciting sex lives than New England Puritans. Not a joke, either, a Puritan man could be fined for not bringing his wife to orgasm.
I think the life of a Puritan would be far more fulfilling. Not least because they lived during a time when the internet didn't exist, and thus they couldn't be exposed to the kind of degeneracy that makes men like Kevin as useless as they are. It certainly wouldn't be the freest existence, but compared to the hedonistic waste that is Kevin's life, I'd choose it every time. For ultimately the freer a man is, the less likely he is to do what is right for himself or others. Why bother actually working out in the fields today when you can lie in bed, tweeting every hour on the hour?
 
I think the life of a Puritan would be far more fulfilling. Not least because they lived during a time when the internet didn't exist, and thus they couldn't be exposed to the kind of degeneracy that makes men like Kevin as useless as they are.

I don’t know, Kevin and company do love making women’s lives miserable based on utter nonsense. Send them back in time, we might have like, three more Salem witch trials.

Rebecca Nurse: I just don’t think Goodman Gibes should be called “Goodie.”

”TERF!”

Nurse: Is that a type of soil?
 
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