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[FinnSven]

I agree. Beyond the Coprophile jokes, Michael is the poster child for disordered eating. He's obviously anorexic or at least invested in a really weird diet to maintain that "figure" (and by figure I mean "hungry skeleton with drapes of flesh"). I suspect, based on the Costco runs, that he lives on dried seaweed and seltzer (and perhaps the occasional Tootsie roll). That would track for the anorexics I've known.

How long before he is worked to death by Penny then?

 

[MissAnthropist]

How long before he is worked to death by Penny then?

He might eat like one actual meal a day - I recall Kevvy talking once about Michael making him a bagel breakfast sandwich, so one would think he'd have made one for himself at the same time. I might be getting my cow lore mixed up, but I kinda thought I remembered him posting about his caloric restriction somewhere that was found during the Michael/Jen deep dive - with how tall he is, he could eat like 700 cals a day and be mostly skeletal. Seltzer is zero cals and seaweed is pretty negligible. Michael prob doesn't do anything heavy as he's got a back problem, but yeah even still - in the sun without enough fuel to run his body, it's gonna get bad quickly.

 

[Law]

He might eat like one actual meal a da

The Manbaby Classic.
I guess rickets, scurvy and gout will add to the feudal vibe.
Just need to burn a detransitioner for heresy/witchcraft, and declare a crusade on the next county over.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

How long before he is worked to death by Penny then?

Never. From what I know of Tranch lore, Jen is, like Kevin, one of Penny's pet inside troons. Working outside is something the menfolk do (and by menfolk, I mean the FtMs).

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Never. From what I know of Tranch lore, Jen is, like Kevin, one of Penny's pet inside troons. Working outside is something the menfolk do (and by menfolk, I mean the FtMs).

Unfortunately, the SERFs seem to have left the Tranch, which is why Kevin has a sunburn and is suddenly moaning how he and Jen totally have long co-vid (and not at all because they actually have to do something at the Tranch for the first time in forever).

 

[Corn Flakes]

The Manbaby Classic.
I guess rickets, scurvy and gout will add to the feudal vibe.
Just need to burn a detransitioner for heresy/witchcraft, and declare a crusade on the next county over.

Didn't they already declare a crusade on Earl?

 

[MissAnthropist]

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Kevin is changing more and more into a pig. Which is convenient, because that's the only animal the Tranch is missing.



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Something about this photo was bugging me, and I couldn't place it. Then I realized that Kevvy is sitting there with a huge bucket of popcorn and a drink, but is wearing his mask. Like, why, dude? That has to come off to eat like you're literally about to do. But if course it's because he as most Troons has figured out that he "passes" so much better with the mask, and in Kevvy's case it also gives a visual break between his neck fat and chin fat.

Also, he's sucking in his gut so hard in this picture to try to give the impression of boob.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The thing I noticed in the pic is that his slave collar looks like it's about to go all Derek Chauvin on his ass.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Jen’s already on disability for something IIRC. Kevin might be gunning for a disability check but if he was in slow classes could he already qualify for disability?

IEP kids can qualify for a variety of special programs, idk if they need to meet a certain severity of learning difficulty or not to get on disability. It seems he’s on Medicaid but he doesn’t meet any of the requirements unless he’s on disability.

 

[Karen™]

Wedge's clown car and the AmHole both BTFO in different ways:

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[blacksmith tony]

Of course Wedge turns it into a weird sex thing

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Wedge's clown car and the AmHole both BTFO in different ways:
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Kevin tried to make it a sex thing at first too, and look how his turned out. After a week or two of fetishistic dilation posts, I expect Wedge to declare his amhole triggering and refuse to do anything about it for the rest of the duration he has it (which is the rest of his life, lul).

 

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Wedge's clown car and the AmHole both BTFO in different ways:
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I'm glad we get to see Wedge do his own arc from loving to despising dilation just like Kevin.

 

[the luckiest number]

Of course Wedge turns it into a weird sex thing

AGP does weird sex thing in front of real woman who is obligated to be there, tale as old as time.

 

[gorilla homo]

Of course Wedge turns it into a weird sex thing

He's just trying to flex on Kevin lol

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Of course Wedge turns it into a weird sex thing

They all seem to do this. There's no "I need to stop this wound from closing" it's all straight "I get to stick something in my vag and THAT'S HOT" and bragging about how big the dilatators going to be and how deep they can take it. Then the reality of the task eventually sets in and they stop. Everytime I think there's one legitimately trying to work their way up so they can "take something bigger" as some goal you just have to look a little bit and you find out they're only a couple months in at most even if they're talking about how long they've done it and how expert they are. The long termers rarely seem to mention it even if they are still doing it. Of course, they never ever dissuade others from how awesome and euphoric it is going to be.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I was under the impression that the rot pocket started out as big as it was going to get and got smaller over time.

Bragging on being able to take 4 whole inches, guise, seems kind of sad.

I am here for the "Wedge never cooms again, he and Bryan Loeper experience sad clown bed death" arc.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I was under the impression that the rot pocket started out as big as it was going to get and got smaller over time.

Bragging on being able to take 4 whole inches, guise, seems kind of sad.

I am here for the "Wedge never cooms again, he and Bryan Loeper experience sad clown bed death" arc.

I think that the crotch bellybutton does start as big as it's gonna get, but experiences immediate shrinking because of the musculature that's been bored into is trying to close from the get-go. So that week between surgery and dilation is probably enough time for it to start closing up shop. I remember reading on the Sideshows thread about how they "present" the newly mangled fetishist with a range of dilators leading up to the one they used to actually form the dead-end fucksleeve (because they form it around a dilator like a patchwork quilt of terror). One troon was complaining how when they got the dilators, he was pissed bc his biggest one was the green one, not the orange one. They had only had enough skin to make a rot pocket the size of the second-largest dilator (I hate that I know the sizes in relation to color).

So Wedge prob has a range leading up to the biggest one he can take. Also, fucking gross I always feel like I have to shower after thinking this much about GRS.

 

[John Furrman]

Welp, Wedge got the chop. Let's celebrate with a haiku.

Inverted Wedge's
elation in dilation
will become sadness

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Now that he has had his inverted pyramid installed, Wedge can rebrand himself as a Very Important Tranny Clown Journalist. It's a niche market to be sure, but someone has to speak out for mentally ill clowny freaks and the Necks who love them.