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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
It’s just basic social responsibility to spread your unproductive grifting bounty among other unproductive grifters. That’s true friendship! Just be a decent human being, okay? That must be a lot of extra processing fees for Patreon by people donating their Patreon income back into the machine.
It's once again amazing how Kevin is such a weak little bitch he throws money the Tranch doesn't have at shit he likely doesn't even want just for the "good feels". If the two bara artists I follow on Patreon stopped producing, it would be an immediate unsubscribe.
"I am paying people who haven't made anything in years." This is the most telling statement of all, and completely on brand. Mainly because he doesn't care because it isn't his money anyway. Dude ebegs and either buys transformer toys or pays people who haven't provided a service in years. His financial collapse is going to be a thing of beauty when it happens.
Oh, if only the alpacas had known of this, and had the skills to set up a Patreon for Kevryn to contribute to. Then they might have been able to tap into his discretionary cash stream.
Of course they would have had to larp as cheap chinky transformer toys, or some sort of inflation-fetish accoutrements, just to get his attention, but once they did they'd have a reliable income to help pay for food and shelter.
I bet those alpacas feel like idiots now for not learning how to internet. Those that are still alive, I mean.
Said it before: I can't imagine living with my girlfriend/fiancée/eternal real beloved, her having such horrible dental pain that she has an "eating side," and still being able to get joy from spending this amount on plastic toys.
If it were only a cordial roommate who was in horrible pain all the time and needed money to fix it, I'd at least feel a tiny bit bad and not brag about my splurges in public.
God that begs the question of just how much is Kev spending on OTHER peoples patreons per month? I thought his supposed role on the tranch was social media manager or whatever, shouldn't he be focusing on promoting the tranch patreon and keeping it something others want to subscribe to rather than complain about NOT being able to pay whatever degenerate furry art he subs to? This dude really is a monetary black hole and I can't wait for Bonnie to finally snap and publicly air out all their dirty laundry. Hopefully before Twitter totally implodes, but Bon can always get a Medium account or something.
I believe he mentioned paying $1k/month for Tranch rent. At one point he said the full amount of the inheritance was less than the cost of breast augmentation (which figured out to around $9 or 10k), but that would mean it ran out like a year ago at least. So either he was lying about the amount or his only income now is griftbux.
Kevienomics sure is a really revolutionary approach at financial management.
Personally,, I don't really believe Kev's statement that he pays people on patreon for nothing, when that same money could be spent on more plastic robots. I take anything he says with a grain of salt, because he's been dishonest and inconsistent with his narrative before.
In the one tweet he added a little wiggle-room disclaimer trying to suggest that if he's not funding your Patreon it might just be a temporary pause until his finances (from being "technically self-employed" as he said in the other tweets) catch back up to allow him to re-subscribe. He's not a selfish skinflint, it's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson damned capitalism.
The newest Pokemon game is out- which version do YOU think Kevin bought?
Trick question. He bought the same game twice, in order to "fully collect" the experience. Link | Archive
As a bonus, here's an interaction that Kevin had with one of his followers or hangers-on or something.
We know from BDSP how awful Kevin is at a game meant for 9 year-olds, so expect riveting game play of Kevin spamming heal items to dominate his Twitter for the next couple days.
Personally,, I don't really believe Kev's statement that he pays people on patreon for nothing, when that same money could be spent on more plastic robots. I take anything he says with a grain of salt, because he's been dishonest and inconsistent with his narrative before.
The newest Pokemon game is out- which version do YOU think Kevin bought?
Trick question. He bought the same game twice, in order to "fully collect" the experience. View attachment 3891924Link | Archive
As a bonus, here's an interaction that Kevin had with one of his followers or hangers-on or something. View attachment 3891945
We know from BDSP how awful Kevin is at a game meant for 9 year-olds, so expect riveting game play of Kevin spamming heal items to dominate his Twitter for the next couple days.
I remember him complaining about the difficulty curve of those remakes. From what I've heard, the difficulty curve is absolutely gutted into being even more mindless than Pokemon usually is, especially in comparison to the original games. I distinctly recall him trading in a completely busted limit-time Pokemon and still struggled, something which I don't even think a literal child could achieve. It's the same thing with him playing Overwatch for days on end but somehow only being in the lowest competitive rank, a rank the game starts you off two ranks above to begin with in which is more of a challenge to get into, not out of. And while playing the game's notoriously low-skill healing classes, no less. It's sort of like Chris Chan in a sense. I really can't fathom how somebody can spend so much time on a hobby and still be awful at it.
I'm not here to be particular about Pokemon of all things. But in the past, Kevin decided, for no reason, to grind 100 of each consumable item when the game gives you said items back once consumed if you use them in a fight against another player or in the game's challenge modes; i.e. the only modes where you would use these items. You can't even carry these items between games. This proves he did it just for the sake of doing it, and this isn't an entertaining, quick, nor satisfying process. Then he brags on and on about having a huge harem of trans gamer girlz, but rather than buy one version and trade with his supposedly giant collection of walking biohazards, he just buys both version so he can sit and play through the same dozen hours of gameplay a second time even when the game directly gives you methods to trade with complete strangers if you're somehow a friendless blob such as himself.
Video games are already wastes of time, but he somehow manages to waste time while wasting time.
Transing seems to consume a lot of mental energy and capacity, but Kevin has to be the worst case I've ever seen. He basically self destructed in a kind of transcendant coom years ago, and we're just watching the sad human debris.
The newest Pokemon game is out- which version do YOU think Kevin bought?
Trick question. He bought the same game twice, in order to "fully collect" the experience. View attachment 3891924Link | Archive
As a bonus, here's an interaction that Kevin had with one of his followers or hangers-on or something. View attachment 3891945
We know from BDSP how awful Kevin is at a game meant for 9 year-olds, so expect riveting game play of Kevin spamming heal items to dominate his Twitter for the next couple days.
Oh, if only the alpacas had known of this, and had the skills to set up a Patreon for Kevryn to contribute to. Then they might have been able to tap into his discretionary cash stream.
Imagine being such a broke-brained loser freak you actually consider giving other broke-brained loser freaks money for doing literally nothing is not just not retarded, but is actually a "priority."
Kevienomics sure is a really revolutionary approach at financial management.
Personally,, I don't really believe Kev's statement that he pays people on patreon for nothing, when that same money could be spent on more plastic robots. I take anything he says with a grain of salt, because he's been dishonest and inconsistent with his narrative before.
