Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

The rest of us understand that's not how that works, or else we would consider someone like Ron Jeremy (ugly man who had lots of sex) to be very handsome.
Speaking of, since I saw this the other day when his trial was pretty much cancelled, even with getting dementia instead of the magic of HRT while being an actual hedonist his hairline and skin at 69 (heh) can still give Kevin's a run:
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Speaking of, since I saw this the other day when his trial was pretty much cancelled, even with getting dementia instead of the magic of HRT while being an actual hedonist his hairline and skin at 69 (heh) can still give Kevin's a run:
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My God he's gotten old...but yeah he at least has a decent amount of hair compared to Kevin's, and a full beard. Kevin looks like he's prematurely rotting and bloated with post mortem gas. Ron looks like a man who's seen it all and lived it all with all that's left to do is look back on what's been and wait for the long walk of life to be over.
 
"...my gender dysphoria follows my cycle."

Translation: Kevryn has real actual menstrual periods because he's a twue wahmen. The science is settled. Check and mate, bigots.
Lol yup, it's truly a period. Not just the harrowing realization of what you've done to yourself bubbling to the surface, only for you to cram it back down into the pit of your stomach for a few more weeks by buying plastic dopamine -inducing tat.
 
Kevin bitches about his follower count again, Elongated Muskrat at fault:
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Twitter, Archive.

I assume these were Kevin's popular tweets from yesterday.
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Personally, I don't see why Kevin isn't experiencing a steady growth in followers with home runs like these. Is it the fact that his Twitter page is entirely fetish porn and selfies from Buffalo Bill lookalikes, or is it Elon Musk's fault for turning on the secret anti-tranny algorithm hidden at Twitter HQ?
 

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I know it's been talked about ad nauseum but I still get a good chuckle out of how much Kevryn actually cares about Twitter. This fool is the embodiment of the whole "you need to touch grass" thing, and he can't even go outside and touch grass since he lives on a veritable moonscape.
 
Kevin bitches about his follower count again, Elongated Muskrat at fault:
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Twitter, Archive.

I assume these were Kevin's popular tweets from yesterday.
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Twitter, Archive.

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Twitter, Archive.

Personally, I don't see why Kevin isn't experiencing a steady growth in followers with home runs like these. Is it the fact that his Twitter page is entirely fetish porn and selfies from Buffalo Bill lookalikes, or is it Elon Musk's fault for turning on the secret anti-tranny algorithm hidden at Twitter HQ?
"this will feel like grave robbing"
Grave robbing?
Cock sucker you want to use the flesh of slave women for your rotted amhole, you don't get to be all high and mighty in this matter shit head.
 
Kevin bitches about his follower count again, Elongated Muskrat at fault:
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Twitter, Archive.

I assume these were Kevin's popular tweets from yesterday.
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Twitter, Archive.

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Twitter, Archive.

Personally, I don't see why Kevin isn't experiencing a steady growth in followers with home runs like these. Is it the fact that his Twitter page is entirely fetish porn and selfies from Buffalo Bill lookalikes, or is it Elon Musk's fault for turning on the secret anti-tranny algorithm hidden at Twitter HQ?
What the actual fuck? With your situation, I'd certainly wouldn't be bothering about Twatter.
 
Kevin bitches about his follower count again, Elongated Muskrat at fault:
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Twitter, Archive.

I assume these were Kevin's popular tweets from yesterday.
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Twitter, Archive.

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Twitter, Archive.

Personally, I don't see why Kevin isn't experiencing a steady growth in followers with home runs like these. Is it the fact that his Twitter page is entirely fetish porn and selfies from Buffalo Bill lookalikes, or is it Elon Musk's fault for turning on the secret anti-tranny algorithm hidden at Twitter HQ?


No one is boycotting a new Scooby Doo cartoon because of character redesigns.

We are simply not watching it because it is a cartoon for children.

Childish prick.
 
Kevin was mostly self absorbed today.
He is upset that “they” (I assume the tranch as an organization) won’t be able to go to TFF. [A]
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I’m really hoping that this “spiral” was not caused by being unable to attend a furry convention. [A]
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Kevin doesn’t believe in astrology. He tells us about his beliefs though, and they are as follows: He used to be atheist, but when he transitioned, apparently it was a very “spiritual and magical” experience, and he says “goddess” instead of god because I guess he made up his own. He doesn’t worship her, though. [A]
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More on the trans guy from the UK (yes, I will post it in the tranch thread as well) [A]
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Someone sent a VHS tape to the tranch, Kevin wants to digitize it. [A]
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Kevin’s tweet on Black Velma got 19k likes! [A]
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He needed this since he has been losing followers. [A]
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He immediately quote tweeted this [A]
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Well actually, he retweeted it first and THEN quote tweeted it. Yes, it’s on his timeline twice in a row.
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I’m mildly curious who he’s talking about, but it’s probably some stupid nonsense. [A]
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Oh, and by the way, he’s listening to Weezer tonight. [A]
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You know how there's autistic dividing definitions that make you sound like a pedophile for pointing then out for different age brackets? I think one of those might be specifically to refer to babies, but I don't know for certain, because I'm not a pedophile. There's just this itch in the back of my mind that a pedophile refers to somebody between a certain set of ages and there is something for everyone up above a certain age and everyone below a certain age. And the only reason I point this out is because if you started calling these things autopedophiles, they would point out that it's not autopedophilia, because they identify as the wrong age range. Which really would just make them look like pedophiles.
Turns out that pedo- is the pefix for the youngest children.. there’s more classifications than I’d thought. 4, I could only remember 2, hebeophile being the other, which is mid teens.
so Aidens (and lots of Mtfs but mostly FTMs) could fairly be autohebeoandrophiles.
 
Kevin doesn’t believe in astrology. He tells us about his beliefs though, and they are as follows: He used to be atheist, but when he transitioned, apparently it was a very “spiritual and magical” experience, and he says “goddess” instead of god because I guess he made up his own. He doesn’t worship her, though. [A]
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I mean hey, I'm fairly certain that Kevvie over here, along with lover Katabassist (A) were both involved in some weird trans "empty spaces self-aware cult" called Mystic Swim Club. It's been a good few years since I was digging into that whole shithole but last I remember it was a larp discord about removing individuality and they reflected that through a discord bot which made everyone speak under the same account. Something about all that and achieving enlightenment and becoming "god" (read, a better person). Been noticing a pattern lately about troons and wanting to remove individuality. Neither of them took the physical koolaid which is somewhat of a surprise.

Someone sent a VHS tape to the tranch, Kevin wants to digitize it. [A]
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Hey, actually doing something decent? Sure they're intending to use it for piracy, but I can't hate on any form of archival I guess.

Kevin’s tweet on Black Velma got 19k likes! [A]
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He's got the reasons a bit wrong but there's no way in hell that show won't suck ass.

He needed this since he has been losing followers. [A]
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If only he took the "Twitter game" as seriously as animal wellbeing on the ranch, would probably be a good bit more fulfilling too. Although we all know troons can't do physical work for 3 seconds without crying about potential twitter XP waste.

He immediately quote tweeted this [A]
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Well actually, he retweeted it first and THEN quote tweeted it. Yes, it’s on his timeline twice in a row.
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Reminder that "Trans people are groomers" doesn't JUST apply to kids, they try to groom anyone and everyone they can into troondom, minor or not.

I’m mildly curious who he’s talking about, but it’s probably some stupid nonsense. [A]
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It's me. I don't think you're hot, Kevin. Your bullshit entertains me, though.

Oh, and by the way, he’s listening to Weezer tonight. [A]
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When isn't he listening to weezer? Man's got the whole discography in his garage.
 
Kevin bitches about his follower count again, Elongated Muskrat at fault:
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Twitter, Archive.
Assume for the sake of argument that Elon Musk did order "go harder on leftists" (which would be indistinguishable from "treat everyone equally" considering the previous state of Twitter) why does Kevin think this kind of order would trickle down to him and his followers while skipping over actually large actually leftist accounts first? (Also what actual actions by Twitter does he think would actually achieve this, haha jk I know he thinks about "algorithms" like he does about "capitalism" and "medicine" and "agriculture" and "grocery stores" it's all incomprehensible magic by real life wizards.)

Kevin doesn’t believe in astrology. He tells us about his beliefs though, and they are as follows: He used to be atheist, but when he transitioned, apparently it was a very “spiritual and magical” experience, and he says “goddess” instead of god because I guess he made up his own. He doesn’t worship her, though. [A]
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"I'd say now I'm mostly anti-Christianity, but even that can soften a bit when I meet a trans person who's pleasant and also happens to be Christian."

This doesn't make any sense, Kevin.

Someone sent a VHS tape to the tranch, Kevin wants to digitize it. [A]
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There's services you can just send it to and they'll send it back with a digital copy but I like how he's already suggesting he won't do it.
 
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Assume for the sake of argument that Elon Musk did order "go harder on leftists" (which would be indistinguishable from "treat everyone equally" considering the previous state of Twitter) why does Kevin think this kind of order would trickle down to him and his followers while skipping over actually large actually leftist accounts first? (Also what actual actions by Twitter does he think would actually achieve this, haha jk I know he thinks about "algorithms" like he does about "capitalism" and "medicine" and "agriculture" and "grocery stores" it's all incomprehensible magic by real life wizards.)


"I'd say now I'm mostly anti-Christianity, but even that can soften a bit when I meet a trans person who's pleasant and also happens to be Christian."

This doesn't make any sense, Kevin.


There's services you can just send it to and they'll send it back with a digital copy but I like how he's already suggesting he won't do it.
Why doesn’t he just play it on a VHS and run it into the PC?
If they have stacks of monitors surely they have a few av s video leads or whatever.
Hoarding something useful useless, like a vhs player might be too logical.
Also lol that it has to be a trans Christian who is nice.
Can’t just be a regular Christian man or woman.
This is the problem when you stay on a cult compound and never get outside the echo chamber to learn people aren’t evil.
He has no excuse not to know this already, but.
 
Kevin doesn’t believe in astrology. He tells us about his beliefs though, and they are as follows: He used to be atheist, but when he transitioned, apparently it was a very “spiritual and magical” experience, and he says “goddess” instead of god because I guess he made up his own. He doesn’t worship her, though. [A]
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"I don't worship her beyond mentioning her in passing, but she's there and she blessed me with her gender."

Something about that statement got me thinking, so I went searching for the word "Goddess" and then the phrase "Goddess I":
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Kevin's "goddess" is himself. Whenever he says that word he's talking about himself.
 
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