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[SadLonelyLoser]

Mattel and Hasbro are collaborating. [A]

Classic Kevin. OMG GUYS HASBRO IS SO EVIL FOR DOING SHADY THINGS! I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY THE NEXT SET OF MAGIC CARDS!!!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Classic Kevin. OMG GUYS HASBRO IS SO EVIL FOR DOING SHADY THINGS! I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY THE NEXT SET OF MAGIC CARDS!!!

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism!

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Back to the Future is getting a new installment, Kevin discusses continuity issues. [A]

Women get hotter with age. [A]

Pat Boivin and Gonzalo Lira? Kevin's been spending too much time on KF; he's started following lolcows.

 

[FinnSven]

I imagine I am being far to hopeful, but as many people have speculated that the various hormonal and surgical “gender therapies” will come to be this generation’s lobotomies, then perhaps Kevvie is not actually going for a revision at all?

Perhaps to shut him up they plan on doing a lobotomy?

If nothing else he won’t require any further surgery.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This is a funny insight into Kevin's brain, like many, he for some reason stupidly has guilt for liking these brands he spends all his time on so he desires that everyone be forced into impoverished slavery to assuage feelings that make no sense and he should just stop being a faggot about.

A communist state would not only mean the end of those companies but the end of those ips too. Kevin thinks he's a champagne socialist who'll get free toys for being a good little trans girl to play with and do nothing all day. Wrong awnser buddy boy...emphasis on boy.

 

[FinnSven]

A communist state would not only mean the end of those companies but the end of those ips too. Kevin thinks he's a champagne socialist who'll get free toys for being a good little trans girl to play with and do nothing all day. Wrong awnser buddy boy...emphasis on boy.

If he doesn’t get purged or starve during any resulting upheaval and civil unrest, the only possible use socialist utopia Kevvie will be is as a human flesh light to keep the prison rapings down in an Alaskan Gulag.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If he doesn’t get purged or starve during any resulting upheaval and civil unrest, the only possible use socialist utopia Kevvie will be is as a human flesh light to keep the prison rapings down in an Alaskan Gulag.

He was enjoying the idea of being built a fuckshed where people could come up and fuck him on the farm back in the early 2020 of the tranch days, so it can still be a win for him until the other prisoners turn out to be cis men.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

He was enjoying the idea of being built a fuckshed where people could come up and fuck him on the farm back in the early 2020 of the tranch days, so it can still be a win for him until the other prisoners turn out to be cis men.

He was enjoying the idea of the fuckshed until the idea started coming together, when Kevin realized it would be work and pulled a muh mentals. Lazy outweighs horny, every time.

 

[Yamamura]

I did some thinking and I think that Kevin seems to act as a barometer for the average midwit who hops onto any dumb trend that happens along. He was a brony and still is to this day. It's difficult to really describe what the Brony trend was like back in the day, but I find a lot of weird similarities to the troon movement today. For one it had the same sort of culty spread where dudes would try to convince other dudes to give the show a chance. And that they won't know they're not a brony until they watch the show. Also the fact that it seemed like more than just a show for some of them, but rather a major facet of their personality. You had dudes who made MLP their entire identity and Kevin was one of them based on how his Steam profile pic is of a character from the show and he has a fucking shrine. You even had some dudes "coming out" as bronies similar to how they come out as trans today.

I think the fact that Kevin happened to fall into both is just an interesting observation to me. Call it a fluke and the only connection both groups have is they just happen to attract losers, but those are my thoughts.

 

[glass_houses]

Call it a fluke and the only connection both groups have is they just happen to attract losers

It is not a fluke and troons are the direct descendants of bronies. You combine futanari, cartoon girly horses and autism, you have an authentic fucking troon.

 

[AnOminous]

He was enjoying the idea of being built a fuckshed where people could come up and fuck him on the farm back in the early 2020 of the tranch days, so it can still be a win for him until the other prisoners turn out to be cis men.

They want someone they can pretend is a woman, not an obvious man who smells of shit and is fat.

 

[FinnSven]

It is not a fluke and troons are the direct descendants of bronies. You combine futanari, cartoon girly horses and autism, you have an authentic fucking troon.

Don’t forget the incel and pedophillia connections too.

They want someone they can pretend is a woman, not an obvious man who smells of shit and is fat.

I can imagine that after a number of months of intense labor and stressful boredom, even Kevvie would provide a hate fuck outlet simply to empty their nuts in.

He wouldn’t be a “comfort woman”, more a spunk toilet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If he doesn’t get purged or starve during any resulting upheaval and civil unrest, the only possible use socialist utopia Kevvie will be is as a human flesh light to keep the prison rapings down in an Alaskan Gulag.

Nah, as Karl Marx said "the key principle of scientific socialism is that after the proletariat revolution there will be a communist utopia but still Kevin Gibes will never have sex."

 

[stupid frog]

Wow Kat, those are called trans men. What a bigot!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Jesus fucking christ, this degenerate tweeted so much shit in the past two days. Toys, troon cope, random horny shit- it’s a well rounded post.

Spoiler: 4/25

MtG boomer [A]

MtG [A]

Apparently people thought some account that apparently roleplayed as one of Elon’s kids is run by him. I don’t know nor care the details on this but it’s probably autistic [A]

TotK not sold out on OLED Switch. economics comment follows [A]

I’m not sure what brought this on but he thanks his friends and family for the love and support of his family. Seconded only to the gift of brings trans. [A]

Immediately follows up with this [A]

He isn’t really wrong when he says this. [A]


pokémon fanon ship [A]

Discusses his deadname. Also, idk what his mom was thinking, because Kevin could be shortened to Kev. [A]

Tries to not subject his followers to a bunch of nudity, but does it more on Elon’s twitter. Well… Thank you for not retweeting any of that shit today. Although, the replies tab has at least one reply to troons promoting their porn every day, but I didn’t care to check that tab today. [A]

Wheeljack or something idk [A]

This actually amused me [A]

I really didn’t need to read about clit erections being more fun than duck erections. [A]

Me too, Kevin. I wish I could change shit even if it’s just in my mind. [A]

So today (well, yesterday) the Montana House of Representatives censured trans rep and boyfriend of fellow lolcow Erin Reed for disrupting the House or whatever. Kevin tweeted this (and retweeted a few of Erin’s tweets, although I didn’t include them). They are mutuals on Twitter, as you probably guessed by Erin’s previous appearances here. Also, as I am writing the post, I just noticed that Kevin actually said, “I relish the very concept of us scary transgenders making yall feel targeted and unsafe.” because it is a fraction of what troons feel. I would like to point out that a bunch of retards in the gallery just chanted “let her speak” (as in Rep. Zephyr, because she had not been allowed to previously. this is what lead to the censure). I’m not sure how scared the reps actually felt, because they had a shitload of law enforcement there ready for this very situation. [A]

Bought some basically UK exclusive Transformers shit via a UK friend who also included some jaffa cakes in the box [A]

I guess the gf is living with them, or at least lives nearby. [A]

RotB [A]

Happily plans on playing ToTK and dilating [A]

Talking to his girlfriend about the Stephen Universe fusions (seriously what the hell is this show? That’s a rhetorical, I don’t really wanna know) [A]

peridot is fav [A]

toy story [A]

switch region locked [A]

Spoiler: 4/26

wood totk [A]

Still discussing that Wizards of the Coast pinkerton thing [A]

Stop reminding me of the passage of time. [A]

Blah blah blah Mario and Pauline [A]

Opened some toys: the video game Advance Wars, two Transformers, and a Samus figurine. [1], [2], [3], [4]


Little Mermaid live action commentary, again bringing up Sebastian the crab being an ACTUAL crab in the film (but he is making a valid point here). [A]

troons in the past [A]

Beast Wars [A]

Kevin wants to spoil every secret about the gameplay of ToTK, but not really the storyline itself. I am judging him here, believe it or not, but because he is spoiling the game secrets for himself, not the story. I’m fucked up though, I WANT to know how every story ends, the surprise is how we get there. If only I could do it for my own story [A]

Korok seeds will be in the game. [A]

Another round of toys. He opened a Funko Pop, fantasied about an action figure thing, POSTED A PIC WHERE YOU CAN SEE HIS BOOB IN THE REFLECTION of a Jurassic Park toy thing, and two Animal Crossing amiibo packs. [1], [2], [3], [4]



only good Pinkerton is the 1996 Weezer album [A]

He signed up for the Bluesky waitlist [A]

Played Hardcoded. At time of screenshotting this (and being relieved I was finally done), he has tweeted four minutes ago! [A]

Spoiler: Pics

no i’m not fixing the images, sorry

 

[Bob_]

Pat Boivin and Gonzalo Lira? Kevin's been spending too much time on KF; he's started following lolcows.

Why is this ugly pig man who only seems to 'fuck' other ugly pig men commenting with any authority on the attractiveness of women?

And goddam that post of Watson's is cringe. Stop airing your empty, cliched thoughts to the world and just enjoy never having to work again.

Edit: my comments were in reply to Kevs stupid take about someone telling Emma Watson they 'hit the wall' in reply to her inane 33rd birthday insta post.

 

[Yamamura]

only good Pinkerton is the 1996 Weezer album [A]

I believe the specific song he's referring to is Pink Triangle. It's a song about a guy who falls in love with a girl but later sees she's wearing a pink triangle, indicating she's a lesbian (the song is based on a real life experience of one of the band members). Seems very fitting that the part Kevin relates to the most about this song is his inability to score china from lesbians as a man.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Jesus fucking christ, this degenerate tweeted so much shit in the past two days. Toys, troon cope, random horny shit- it’s a well rounded post.

I would like to personally thank you for your service to this thread

 

[A Grey Cat]

his inability to score china from lesbians as a man.

Behold the number..2 maybe 1 reason most autistic rejects Troon out. Like Chris Chan before him Kevin was so egotistical that despite being a solid 4 as a man.(Chris was a 3 and to both of them I'm being generous) he felt entitled to perfect 10 super models, who rejected him most likey by claiming to be lesbians. Maybe one or two were legit, but in the mind of a retarded coomer. "If I can't score a lesbian, I'll become one....no! Better than them!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Just to point out, the lyrics of Pink Triangle aren't even remotely subtle:

As alluded to above, the real focus here is on those last lines in the image (from the second verse) because the essential nature of Kevin (like many troons) is that he believed he found a cheat code to the dilemma Rivers created: you simply declare yourself a queer woman and now the lesbian is forced to comply by the sheer power of autistic logic. (Something I'm not sure mid-1990's self-loathing Rivers wouldn't have mocked if he had thought of it.)

We know the real reason Kevin hates the Pinkertons though, our "anarchist" despises anyone challenging the state's claimed legitimate monopoly on policing.