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[FinnSven]

As alluded to above, the real focus here is on those last lines in the image (from the second verse) because the essential nature of Kevin (like many troons) is that he believed he found a cheat code to the dilemma Rivers created: you simply declare yourself a queer woman and now the lesbian is forced to comply by the sheer power of autistic logic.

Mild PL, but I have had a couple of mostly physical flings with lesbians.

The last one still gets in touch when her wife hits her.

Some women just want the feeling of being safe from time to time.
Hence why Kevvie and Chris never even stood a chance at a pity fuck.

We know the real reason Kevin hates the Pinkertons though, our "anarchist" despises anyone challenging the state's claimed legitimate monopoly on policing.

Or he thought that PINKertons meant they were an exclusive police force for queer people and as such would do what he wanted.

 

[A Grey Cat]

the essential nature of Kevin (like many troons) is that he believed he found a cheat code to the dilemma Rivers created: you simply declare yourself a queer woman

And the funny thing is this solution could only be cooked up by the retard logic of the 21st century.

the lesbian is forced to comply by the sheer power of autistic logic.

My second fave thread in the stinkditch is becoming the handmaidens thread if only for that reason. You wanted to be "allies?" you wanted to support the new woman's rights movement? Well that includes letting big apes in dresses or with stinking holes that are mockerys of the "precious and sacred," Vagina walk all over you and invade your spaces.

It was perfectly summed up by that picture of the sharp jawed lumox in a dress poking some poor mousey woman in the chest as she cowers in fear of him.

 

[Yamamura]

He isn’t really wrong when he says this. [A]

I'm using this as my new litmus test for people. I want to set up an experiment where I have some children watch the entire Willy Wonka film and then ask them questions afterwards, "What are your thoughts after watching the film? Do you have any thoughts about the scenes where the child turns into blueberry? Did it make you feel any specific way emotionally of physically?"

I swear there is something different about how the brains work in people like Kevin because I remember watching the movie as a kid and the blueberry scene was the least interesting part to me. For me I didn't even think twice about it. But the fact that so many people with these weird fetishes say that's the turning point where they developed in inflation fetish tells me we can catch it early.

"I'm sorry to inform you ma'am your son tested positive on the Willy Wonka test"

"Doctor is there any possibility that he can live a normal life?"

"No, I'm afraid there's a 99% chance he's going to grow up to join of a lot of weird communities online"

 

[stupid frog]

We know the real reason Kevin hates the Pinkertons though, our "anarchist" despises anyone challenging the state's claimed legitimate monopoly on policing.

It's about the ethics of Magic the Gathering.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Wow Kat, those are called trans men. What a bigot!

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Confirmed: Kevin thinks Jonathan Yaniv is a zombie.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm using this as my new litmus test for people. I want to set up an experiment where I have some children watch the entire Willy Wonka film and then ask them questions afterwards, "What are your thoughts after watching the film? Do you have any thoughts about the scenes where the child turns into blueberry? Did it make you feel any specific way emotionally of physically?"

I swear there is something different about how the brains work in people like Kevin because I remember watching the movie as a kid and the blueberry scene was the least interesting part to me. For me I didn't even think twice about it. But the fact that so many people with these weird fetishes say that's the turning point where they developed in inflation fetish tells me we can catch it early.

"I'm sorry to inform you ma'am your son tested positive on the Willy Wonka test"

"Doctor is there any possibility that he can live a normal life?"

"No, I'm afraid there's a 99% chance he's going to grow up to join of a lot of weird communities online"

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Gee if that story is true it's almost as if people outside your "inflation fetish." Community don't want to hear about that kinda stuff. I'd say I shudder to think what kekvin would have to say to someone like rebbeca sugar or danna Terrance but unlike the good mr wilder they'd probably be into half the stuff Kevin is....half.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

For this update I got really lazy, I’m just not in a good space mentally anymore to be doing this shit. I want to, but I guess I’ll only cover “important” shit. Like him getting a Bluesky account.

Here we have some shit that I cared enough to try to do like my normal updates, we start with this shit about Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, it’s pretty long. [A]

Kevin thinks he’s being genocided. I hope I don’t wake up tomorrow. We are not the same.
Ok but actually I don’t know what he is referring to here and I’m too lazy to check, but I guess the evil cis people are calling his existence Orwellian. I don’t know what happened to this screenshot and I don’t care to fix it. [A]

bluesky [A]

Kevin got drunk. [A]

transformer [A]

At this point, I gave up with documenting everything he says. I’m only including the important shit.
Smh he didn’t get an invite, transphobia

He got a bluesky profile! I didn’t check it. [A]

Kevin immediately fell in love with Bluesky. It amuses me that he says “y’all I think bluesky might be the one”. Nigga I said the same shit about Lolita and look how the story ended! Jokes aside though, he’s actually talking about this like it’s a person, like it’s an important partner in his life. Well, his time is spent on social media fraternizing with others, so I suppose that to him, it is the closest thing to something better than a polycule member. [1], [2]

Oh and by the way he isn’t giving his Bluesky invites to any of us dirty ass peasant cisgender people. [A]

As for other shit I didn’t bother archiving, we got some more Bluesky shit

More nerd shit


Whatever this fuck this is

Revision surgery excitement, ft the newly returned Rioley (he made an appearance under a bluesky tweet too)

Spoiler: Pics

Sorry this update is so trash. I don’t have it in me anymore, but I have a duty and an obligation to provide entertainment here!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ok but actually I don’t know what he is referring to here and I’m too lazy to check, but I guess the evil cis people are calling his existence Orwellian. I don’t know what happened to this screenshot and I don’t care to fix it. [A]

He's referring to an episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation where a Cardassian tries to torture Picard into "confessing" that there's five lights when there are in fact only four lights.

Kayleigh is correct, Kevin is the torturer and he's demanding we all accept there are five lights. Kevin shifts to a theory of some "powerful entity is trying to control them" even though there wasn't one in TNG, it's revealed that Madred's "simple request" is merely torturing Picard for his own pleasure* of seeing him submit:

*If you think Madred was torturing Picard for actual information, you missed the plot, Picard was setup and captured as leverage in the negotiations going on on the Enterprise. They could have just held Picard for the leverage but Madred chose to torture him.

 

[Yamamura]

I’m just not in a good space mentally anymore to be doing this shit. I want to, but I guess I’ll only cover “important” shit.

Sorry this update is so trash. I don’t have it in me anymore,

Take care of yourself first. You're doing just fine. Shit happens in life, there will always be more retarded Kevin takes in the future, just focus on yourself. Thank you for your service.

Now onto the Kevin shit:

As for other shit I didn’t bother archiving, we got some more Bluesky shit

He's not going to switch to BS as his primary for much the same reasons Brianna Wu isn't. Kevin is a narcissist at heart. His goal is the have the widest reach possible which he won't get with a smaller platform. For all his posturing he's not going anywhere.

 

[stupid frog]

Mother's Day 2023
Sunday, May 14

I wonder if he'll tell her about his vagina.

 

[Vapewizard]

For this update I got really lazy, I’m just not in a good space mentally anymore to be doing this shit. I want to, but I guess I’ll only cover “important” shit. Like him getting a Bluesky account.

Not trying to shit on you for what you've been doing all this time but personally I find that a good idea cause I never really thought his random milquetoast opinions on pop culture shit were all that interesting or relevant to begin with.

 

[kazuhiro]

This "revision" is going to be a disaster.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Sorry this update is so trash. I don’t have it in me anymore,

Don't worry about it, you've done a crazy amount of work on this thread. After so much tranch excitement we're now in a Kevin-lull anyway. He's been very boring and draining. I think we're all just waiting for the revision-saga when things will surely pick up again.

 

[FinnSven]

He's referring to an episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation where a Cardassian tries to torture Picard into "confessing" that there's five lights when there are in fact only four lights.

Kayleigh is correct, Kevin is the torturer and he's demanding we all accept there are five lights. Kevin shifts to a theory of some "powerful entity is trying to control them" even though there wasn't one in TNG, it's revealed that Madred's "simple request" is merely torturing Picard for his own pleasure* of seeing him submit:

*If you think Madred was torturing Picard for actual information, you missed the plot, Picard was setup and captured as leverage in the negotiations going on on the Enterprise. They could have just held Picard for the leverage but Madred chose to torture him.

This kind of thing is my “favorite” thing about Kevvie.

How he is just so incredibly dense, but really thinks he is a deep thinker with complex and nuanced thoughts on life.

He is like an even more deluded Fatrick Tomlinson, with less education.

The thing about him saying “ I just don’t want to be genocided”.
It’s just beautiful in its utter lack of understanding and inappropriateness.

He really is objectively more offensive than anyone he accuses of being “fash”.
This belief that genocide is a genuine danger for trans people is just so thoughtlessly disrespectful to victims of real genocide it’s hilarious.

The good thing though is that should anyone I encounter ever quote him as an authority, that would be an immediate indication that they are professionally stupid.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Did this mother fucker serious just use "true and honest." Wothout the slightest bit if irony in it?

 

[AnOminous]

This "revision" is going to be a disaster.

I hope it's as painful and miserable as possible. I hope this worthless freak screams and bawls in utter agony for weeks and there are not enough Troonsformers in the world to ease his pain.

I will laugh at his misery that no matter how many unnecessary butcher operations he inflicts on himself, he will ALWAYS BE A MAN. Eat it you filthy smelly freak! A WOMAN is something you will never be you fat stinking behemoth!

 

[FinnSven]

I hope it's as painful and miserable as possible. I hope this worthless freak screams and bawls in utter agony for weeks and there are not enough Troonsformers in the world to ease his pain.

I will laugh at his misery that no matter how many unnecessary butcher operations he inflicts on himself, he will ALWAYS BE A MAN. Eat it you filthy smelly freak! A WOMAN is something you will never be you fat stinking behemoth!

He is not a man.

He is a eunuch.
Granted he is and will continue to be male as he was born male.
But there is a difference between male and a man.
He is as distinct from being a man as a male rat is.

I hope that this pull through experimental surgery ends up causing his internal organs to fall out through his front hole, thus leaving him on a number of machines to keep him alive until Penny’s insurance runs out.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I hope it's as painful and miserable as possible. I hope this worthless freak screams and bawls in utter agony for weeks and there are not enough Troonsformers in the world to ease his pain.

I will laugh at his misery that no matter how many unnecessary butcher operations he inflicts on himself, he will ALWAYS BE A MAN. Eat it you filthy smelly freak! A WOMAN is something you will never be you fat stinking behemoth!

You're my favorite a-log.

I hope it goes well and then after the surgery nothing happens and he realizes it was a colossal waste of time even though he won't admit it. Mobile and free Kevin unspoiled by too much pain provides some of the funniest bottom of the barrel takes that ever happened, seeing him go from now to complete pain and depression would suck. An anticlimatic surgery would be really funny in the cosmic sense that he has no one less surgery, the big surgery, to spend money on. He's almost all out of surgeries: amrevison and horrifying boob job mean that only FFS is the thing left on the list, and Kevin might see that as pointless due to faceblindness. There's no more mountains to climb, nothing more to become a woman, what now? That's what I want to see Kevin reach: the feeling of being at the top and not knowing what to do next. The answer will be to continue coping and seething and consooming, but it will be interesting once all his resources are exhausted.

 

[On a Journey]

An anticlimatic surgery would be really funny in the cosmic sense that he has no one less surgery, the big surgery, to spend money on. He's almost all out of surgeries: amrevison and horrifying boob job mean that only FFS is the thing left on the list, and Kevin might see that as pointless due to faceblindness. There's no more mountains to climb, nothing more to become a woman, what now? That's what I want to see Kevin reach: the feeling of being at the top and not knowing what to do next. The answer will be to continue coping and seething and consooming, but it will be interesting once all his resources are exhausted.

I think after the boob job he will either try to get another amhole revision or start doing some weird body modification shit.
In the first scenario, his expectations of the surgery will continue to be a lot higher than the results current medical technology can produce and he will keep chasing the delusion that he will someday have functional genitals. There will be complications of some kind (there always is with amholes) and there’s only so much coping, seething, and dilating a man can do if he doesn’t have any hope.
The alternative is that he gives up on actual sex and starts doing increasingly extreme body modifications to fulfill his weird fetishes. He already has a big nose-ring and gauges, so whatever he does next will probably be pretty out there. Likely more face piercings, and Im confident that once the surgical sites heal he will attempt to get nipple piercings, a genital piercing, or both. By the time this is happening furries will probably come up with some weird shit and Kevin will be all over it.

Edit: I also think he will get more fat and use it for inflation fetish purposes.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

This kind of thing is my “favorite” thing about Kevvie.

How he is just so incredibly dense, but really thinks he is a deep thinker with complex and nuanced thoughts on life.

He is like an even more deluded Fatrick Tomlinson, with less education.

Minor digression, but did Kevin ever actually finish college? I know he's mentioned taking university-level classes, but I don't remember reading anywhere in the thread about him actually graduating.

I only ask because it would kind of explain his half-baked pseudointellectualism. He has just enough actual learning combined with reading far too many reductive "a thread"s on Twitter to convince himself that he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.

The alternative is that he gives up on actual sex and starts doing increasingly extreme body modifications to fulfill his weird fetishes. He already has a big nose-ring and gauges, so whatever he does next will probably be pretty out there. Likely more face piercings, and Im confident that once the surgical sites heal he will attempt to get nipple piercings, a genital piercing, or both. By the time this is happening furries will probably come up with some weird shit and Kevin will be all over it.

Option three: he ramps up the toy buying to truly pathological levels, like a new one literally every day or so, until he transforms Penny's parents' house into an actual hoarder den of mass-produced plastic tat.