Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I have been thinking about his tweet all day. Does he think acidity smells like vinegar? He knows the acidity is from Lactobacilli, right? Not from a gallon of Great Value white vinegar.
Honestly, I think it's telling of his relationship with his "fiancée". The woman he left, not his "wives" now.

They're both the same, however - there is no actual relationship. HAVING ROOMATES U KISS IS SO HECKIN QUEER BROS

Imagine trying to fuck some chick and it takes an hour to get your dick in. It ain't happening.
 
A small update. Kevin's stuck in bed with his ankles on a pair of plushies and a plastic stick up his new amhole, so he's making the best of it playing Zelda. As pride month arrives, however he's remembering the lost mobility of his youth, and like a modern Proust looking back in fondness at his days of kerb-stomping terfs. His madeleine however is pink, blue and white, and studded with nails.

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Is he holding out an olive branch to Rioley? Maybe he'll need hints on how to get around in a wheelchair. Such are the side effects of unnecessary and unregulated operations.
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Other than that he's been reposting a huge array of selfies of ugly dudes in cheap lingerie and badly applied make-up. So for your delight, here's a little beauty parade. I wanted to add a commentary, but I can't add anything that's funnier than the pics themselves.

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Between the oily lube and the vinegar rinse, sounds like KevKev’s making a big salad down there. Neat!
We already know he intends to eat whatever comes out of that thing. It may the least healthy salad ever (that includes Chantal’s cheese and dressing “salad”).

Are we supposed to think it’s a good thing that he lost three inches of height? I’m pretty sure that can only be true (it’s most likely not) if he has serious skeletal issues.
 
The third tweet in this post tells you all you - as an actual woman - need to know about Kevin as a "woman".
The most optimistic approach is comparing Kevin to something deadly. TERFs would just say "eww gross" as a caption, brainlet. I'm glad he thinks TERFs don't know anything about vaginas, nothing about how female genitals work, and totally never had visited an OBGYN. Most TERFs aren't the trailer trash or bible thumbers of uneducated origin, but he never interacts with real women so he doesn't know that.


Are we supposed to think it’s a good thing that he lost three inches of height? I’m pretty sure that can only be true (it’s most likely not) if he has serious skeletal issues
There's been at least one trans woman self reporting osteoperosis on twitter. It's bound to happen, but then again he is retarded and could be measuring himself slouching.

Other than that he's been reposting a huge array of selfies of ugly dudes in cheap lingerie and badly applied make-up. So for your delight, here's a little beauty parade. I wanted to add a commentary, but I can't add anything that's funnier than the pics themselves.
I think Kevin is actually attracted to trans women, he just wished he had actual women with actual china in addition to trans fems. He feels more pseudobisexual, or at least the type of Bi who's been only around one gender and really wants to fuck the fetishized gender too. He wants to have his cake and eat it too.



It’s also bold of him to say that “a vagina is forever” when his last one only lasted a couple years.
Even true and honest women don't always have their vaginas forever, or at least not their uteruses thanks to things like birthing complications or cancer.

I’ve heard both that PPT can heal shut more easily than penile inversion (peritoneal tissue is known for repairing itself quickly) and that it requires less dilating so I’m not sure what to think. It’s still a very experimental procedure, so the surgeons probably don’t know either.
Whatever it does, we know for sure it's more fragile than a vagina so if he's too dumb and does sex wrong (if he ever does sex again) he's up shit's creek.
 
If you have access to a foundry, just dump your body in a crucible of iron. No body and no cleanup.
When I was working as a welder, I noticed that the scrap iron, swarf, and bad cut skip could easily hide a body. It got filled and was collected every other day to stop pikies from stealing things.

If the boyos in Wales where it all got re-smelted even noticed a corpse amongst all the scrap as it got tipped in, I doubt they could do anything so probably wouldn't say shit.
It took so long to stop and start, it would have crippled the UK economy, and even if they did stop it, anything would have long been melted away to ash and vapor, so meh.

Xenomorphs are the aliens in the Alien franchise.

He flatters himself. No one thinks he is a dangerous, highly agressive, mobile and powerful creature.
If anyone thinks he is any kind of Alien, it is a stupid and embarassing relative of Jabba the Hutt.

Kevvie the Hutt, they leave him on their home planet and pretend he doesn't exist.
 
The third tweet in this post tells you all you - as an actual woman - need to know about Kevin as a "woman".
Yes Kevvie, women's vaginas do have an acidic ph balance. However, very importantly, they don't need to pour fucking vinegar up their snatches in order to achieve this. It happens, dare I say, naturally. I may be wrong on this and can't be assed to look it up, but even if their balance is off I don't think they need to do that.
 
His madeleine however is pink, blue and white, and studded with nails.
Another troon obsessed with phallic objects, how typical.

Also lmao @ we're not going anywhere. Haven't I been reading about troons fleeing Florida like it was the Hohoholocaust? As if they're going to find asylum in a place where molesting children is legal or some shit?
 
Another troon obsessed with phallic objects, how typical.

Also lmao @ we're not going anywhere. Haven't I been reading about troons fleeing Florida like it was the Hohoholocaust? As if they're going to find asylum in a place where molesting children is legal or some shit?
They were leaving anyway. The freaks were already migrating since the economy wobbled.
 
Other than that he's been reposting a huge array of selfies of ugly dudes in cheap lingerie and badly applied make-up. So for your delight, here's a little beauty parade. I wanted to add a commentary, but I can't add anything that's funnier than the pics themselves.
He does this so often and they're all so terrible I think he just reflexively hits RT on his "friends" no matter what.

He flatters himself. No one thinks he is a dangerous, highly agressive, mobile and powerful creature.
I can only wish someone would write a Kevin song this good:
 
Another day, another beauty parade. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well I'm not sure what's in my eye because when I look at Kevin's timeline I feel like I'm watching a casting call for a remake of Freaks. Enter the spoiler at your own risk.

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And the worst thing is that I haven't censored any of these dudes, or skipped the boring ones. These are all the troons Kevin has been leching over in the last day. Every single one.He has the magical ability to suck all the ugliness out of a community. The opposite pole of the babe-magnet, whatever that's called.

(only one funny enough to be worth archiving)
 
And the worst thing is that I haven't censored any of these dudes, or skipped the boring ones. These are all the troons Kevin has been leching over in the last day. Every single one.He has the magical ability to suck all the ugliness out of a community. The opposite pole of the babe-magnet, whatever that's called.
Sexual predator parade. Good thing KF doesn't exist anymore.
 
Amhole 2: Electric Boogaloo

When I wake up in the morning, I give a big sigh— Got 4 dilations scheduled , or the end is nigh
But sometimes I need a break, just to feel free — The curse of amhole 2 is starting to get to me.
Hoped this time around my vadge would really be loose; With lots of depth and extra juice
So I plug in my electric wand and pray for a win, but an hour later the damned things barely in!
Penny grabs the vinegar, And Jen the oil
Gotta make a salad down below before it starts to spoil.
My legs will be propped up for the next couple of months—
Just in time for 2024 when my “nerves start waking up”.

—-Special K
 
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