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FinnSven said:
The Kevin action does come in waves as other people have stated, but I also suspect that this new prison gay “girl”friend might be keeping him somewhat distracted.
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Do we have any deets on this new character? We normally have their fingerprints, mother's maiden name and favourite Ben and jerries flavour three minutes after kev throws in a vague reference to them
 
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Flamin Park said:
Do we have any deets on this new character? We normally have their fingerprints, mother's maiden name and favourite Ben and jerries flavour three minutes after kev throws in a vague reference to them
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No, and I have a vague memory of Kevin actively saying this character isn’t on social media.

If they are somehow a well adjusted person and troon, I can’t imagine it lasting for long with Kevvie.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
well his second amhole did generate a decent ammount of content. but that has been winding down as the new amhole smell wears off. perhaps he will generate some milk on hi uk orgy trip.
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Not to mention his bolt-ons. No news yet on when the surgery's rescheduled to (he was going to have it soon, but had to delay it for the amhole revision).
 
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FinnSven said:
If they are somehow a well adjusted person and troon,
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I am totally flabbergasted that Kevvy found a "girl"friend in real life - as in actually went somewhere and found this person and engaged face-to-face to the point of entering some kind of a relationship. How did this happen? Like, just by the nature of being a tranny who is NOT on Twitter, this new horse-faced Andy Dick in drag looking dude is already too good for Kevin. Like, ridiculously so. Add in that he's presumably paying some kind of rent to Phil for moving into the new coom den and I gotta think we're not getting the whole picture. Troons with their shit together are so few and far between - if even existent - that I gotta wonder why one of them would willingly get near the amhole.

ETA: I'm tired, words are hard
 
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Flamin Park said:
Do we have any deets on this new character? We normally have their fingerprints, mother's maiden name and favourite Ben and jerries flavour three minutes after kev throws in a vague reference to them
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Turns out Kiwi Farms can't post about someone if the person never post about themselves. Had Kevin not already doxed the new gf's face you could make one of those fake clickbait ads. "LOLCOWS AND KIWIS HATE HIM! LEARN HOW HE AVOIDED BEING DOXED WITH JUST ONE EASY STEP!!!!" As far as we know, he doesn't have a twitter, but it's likely he has discord or a steam group he hangs out with and talks about his hobbies and transness with. Kevin hasn't given a username or nickname to guess with him, all we have is at least some pictures to confirm that Kevin is not in fact making up transbians in his head.

Lolcows are usually attention whores or rely too much on social media for interaction and validation. Most troons we see are lolworthy in some way, usually because they don't stop posting about themselves or pick fights with others. But that's because the site looks for the most lolworthy troons: trans people who like their hobbies with the occassional trans memes and art aren't our target. Trans people who have she/her in her profile but only talk about fandom things (even if it is a very male fandom) won't get noticed by most people. The people who have the trans flag in their bio and a picture of themselves at a queer event but only repost and like things aren't interesting. And since none of these are interesting, no one notices them in thr lolcow sphere and usually go on their social media lives sperging about fandoms but usually not causing too much drama, if any. These people exist, but it's very, VERY hard to remember that considering how many troons drown out these types. The allure of asspats on the net is strong.

Kevin's GF likely has some social media out there, like a discord or reddit board he's more active on, but he might just be a shy troon who likes restricting his social activities or doesn't like twitter (shocker, I know). The most hilarious scenario is that the GF has a twitter but told Kevin never to @ him due to kiwi farms (lmao), the worse case scenario is that GF is not allowed social media access due to an offense (eww), and the most likely is that he doesn't have a public social media profile or use twitter/bluesky/etc. like Kevin does and stays to Steam or Discord chats.

The "Girl"Friend could be an enigma for a long time and all this guy has to do is not post. It's been 3 years and Kevin has still not learned not to spill spaghetti everywhere on the net.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
I am totally flabbergasted that Kevvy found a "girl"friend in real life - as in actually went somewhere and found this person and engaged face-to-face to the point of entering some kind of a relationship. How did this happen? Like, just by the nature of being a tranny who is NOT on Twitter, this new horse-faced Andy Dick in drag looking dude is already too good for Kevin. Like, ridiculously so. Add in that he's presumably paying some kind of rent to Phil for moving into the new coom den and I gotta think we're not getting the whole picture. Troons with their shit together are so few and far between - if even existent - that I gotta wonder why one of them would willingly get near the amhole.

ETA: I'm tired, words are hard
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I have no reason to think my experience in real life with troons is extensive, but equally I think that I have a bit more experience with them than the average human.

Troons with shit together are very very rare. In my experience they are either a known harmless oddball, who all of a sudden shows up in a dress. Gets a few comments, then people just accept that is what they do now, or they are a new starter to a job that no-one I knew had ever seen them out of a dress.
These sorts do just try to keep themselves to themselves and do their jobs.
If they have personal drama or insanity, they seem at least capable of keeping it away from the workplace.

Most however, even if they do hold down some sort of job are nearly always surrounded by some form of drama and chaos.
Online, romantic relationship, or just in general with a peer group.

I never personally encountered any toilet or changing room issues with Troons at jobs where one or more worked. So hopefully they either were discreet or perhaps used a disabled. I even heard that one or two who were not amhole possessors just plain didn't use toilets out of home, not down to an avoidance of issues, but actually down to the fact that they didn't want to untuck due to it being difficult to retuck.
 
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CoolFool said:
I hope those cats are allowed outside so they can get some fresh air and actually use the bathroom. I highly doubt Kevin or anyone else cleans the litter box.
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Honestly it might be worse to let them out. At least inside they can go nose blind.
Cats go nose blind like the troons are face blind.. It's kind of the opposite end of the spectrum to " I have no dick but I must coom"... A grim kind of symmetry
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Honestly it might be worse to let them out. At least inside they can go nose blind.
Cats go nose blind like the troons are face blind.. It's kind of the opposite end of the spectrum to " I have no dick but I must coom"... A grim kind of symmetry
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What do you mean?

They loose their sense of smell?
 
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