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[a hapless toad]

Aha. Septic aye?

You see, brum is known for its population sounding like brain donors.

The accent is drawn out, and makes the speakers sound like as Chris Chan would say, “Slow in the minds”.

So Kev’s midwestern drawl sounds relatively smarter by comparison.

Unfortunately, even if your typical smoggie is dumb as a box of spanners, Kevvie is even more foolish.

For the record, I sound somewhat like Dexter Fletcher in Lock Stock and two Smoking barrels.

I think at least, I have been years out of the smoke, so I probably lost quite a bit of the London saaaand.

I've been to Birmingham. Which is why I said he's more retarded for going there.

 

[FinnSven]

bet he doesn't see the sky the whole time he's in Birmingham lol.

He wouldn’t at the best of times.

Spaghetti junction and industrial smoke really block out the light there.

I've been to Birmingham. Which is why I said he's more retarded for going there.

He would go to Chernobyl and drink lead paint on the way if they held this transformer meeting there.

 

[Flamin Park]

I wonder what sparked the jen sperg.
Apparently it "wasn't not his fault" even in kevs books.
"please make me the main character" lol that happened when Penis got rape accusations and he didn't like that.

Kevin's new hair looks like a guy on a current Macmillan cancer nurse advert, where a guy has a big operation scar on his head.
It's on TV at the moment and annoyingly I can't find a clip online to screenshot.
But he 100%looks like someone out of a life threatening surgery in a clip that the ad people probably knew would be a bit iffy getting past the ad standards folk.
Lol, he might see it when he's here. Actually I doubt Potatoebeau watches normal broadcast TV as opposed to thousands of hours of PC anime from his gamer chair. Maybe if Kev shuffles downstairs past Depressed Mum in Lving room. I assume that's still the arrangement.

It sounds like he's on a solo trip to Brum, making him even less retarded than he pretends day to day.

Nope he's in a hotel, I think it's the one the con is being held in because Kev is lazy and also it minimises the risk of him being mugged by a diverse youth. I doubt he'll take a step outside the hotel the entire time he's there. Not that Birmingham is exactly renowned for sights, I visited a few years back for a gig and it was one of the duller places in the UK

 

[stupid frog]

I wonder if he gets disability benefit, and that's what he means when he sues the term "getting paid" as he does?

Yes. How else do you think he gets all these tranny procedures?
He has mentioned it, but I forget which is which.

 

[expectant asshole]

I don’t bluesky. What’s was the shit eater melting down about? More rape accusations against the polycule?

 

[FinnSven]

I don’t bluesky. What’s was the shit eater melting down about? More rape accusations against the polycule?

Jen freaking out and being banned.

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

In order of capture, should be fairly chronological.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Trannies not talk about their fetishes for one day challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Why is he panicking and so worried about the idiot he lives with getting a temporary ban from a social media site? It’s a nothing. A non-event. Unless your entire life is lived on social media, in which case…

Bets on Kevvie not leaving the hotel at all (aside from whatever convention he’s at)? Brum is a) boring, b) dirty, and c) rough as a badger’s asshole. Yeah, there’s lots of university kids around so there’s somewhat of a rainbow scene, but they’re kids, not middle-aged trannies. The idea of Kevvie stuck in the middle of Brum with a bunch of feral locals mocking him in that atrocious accent is hilarious. Oh I wish we had a live feed of it.

Anyone for cow bacon? (That breakfast was awful. Too much beanage, undercooked bacon, no mushrooms and no black pudding. Do you think Kevvie feels a pang of regret when he sees sausages?)

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Why is he panicking and so worried about the idiot he lives with getting a temporary ban from a social media site? It’s a nothing. A non-event. Unless your entire life is lived on social media, in which case…

It sounds like he’s convinced himself the stress from sperging out too hard could somehow kill Jen due to surgical complications. Or maybe that’s just a card he’s playing for sympathy. Personally the whole “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please make me the villain hate me instead” seems manipulative. Kevin has learned to get what he wants by acting pathetic. If he fakes a panic attack or tells them the argument might kill his “wife” it makes them feel bad for being angry in the first place. He’s so dumb though he might not even be doing it consciously. It’s probably just instinctual, and he’s been refining it ever since he learned crying at school gets him phone calls to mommy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Personally the whole “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please make me the villain hate me instead” seems manipulative. Kevin has learned to get what he wants by acting pathetic.

It's so fucking stupid too: making someone else "the villain" isn't going to make someone stop being mad at another person's actions. It's manipulation to make others feel bad that he's trying to save his loved ones from them, when Kevin shouldn't even be interfering online unless he has a solution to the problems Jen caused. It's insanely childish and shows he hasn't moved beyond his every day call home phase of life like you said.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

That panic sperging will make some delicious random.txt.
When I have time later I'm planning on retyping it and submitting.

 

[kazuhiro]

More background on the "Jen" meltdown.

Spoiler: NSFW pic under a second spoiler

There could be repeats here, I barely read this shit.








Other stuff.

Spoiler: NSFW lock screen

 

[Procopius]

Trannies not talk about their fetishes for one day challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

And yet Kevin had experimental and totally unnecessary cosmetic surgery last year which apparently almost killed him, and Michael's first thought is "I want the same". And on top of that, even though Kevin knows that this surgery is experimental and dangerous and has personal experience of it actually going wrong, given the choice of staying with his boyfriend in hospital, or at least somewhere near where he can offer moral support and buy grapes, he flew several thousand miles to buy plastic robots and wander the streets of London on his own. What's the betting that Phil is drowning in self pity and Jack Daniels and hasn't been near the hospital either.

Tranny logic makes no sense to those outside the cult.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

-long post

I'm pretty sure Mr. Logue is too busy trying to save his money to fix the issue with his teeth rotting out of his skull.
You know for people who supposedly love each other they sure are quick to leave their "spouse" to suffer alone/for months (years) with health problems that could be an easy fix.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm pretty sure Mr. Logue is too busy trying to save his money to fix the issue with his teeth rotting out of his skull.
You know for people who supposedly love each other they sure are quick to leave their "spouse" to suffer alone/for months (years) with health problems that could be an easy fix.

I wonder if it is some form of sado-masochism in which they claim they love each other but relish each other’s suffering and self punishment?

 

[stupid frog]

Jen is so mean and unlikable. Does he even have "friends" online?

I wish Kevin would stop with the gross sex performing and just waste all his money on plastic trash. He's clearly at his happiest when he's spending.

 

[FinnSven]

Jen is so mean and unlikable. Does he even have "friends" online?

I wish Kevin would stop with the gross sex performing and just waste all his money on plastic trash. He's clearly at his happiest when he's spending.

It doesn’t seem so.

Kev at least seems to be liked enough that people genuinely seem pleased to see him and let him stay.

Jen just stays at home, eating shit, which probably doesn’t help his mental state.

Phil probably is equally miserable and anti social, just instead of rotting his brain with fecal matter, he deadens the pain of lunacy and rotten teeth with liquor.

It’s a sad sad state of affairs when the most socially mobile person in your “family” is Kev.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Jen might actually be the most pathetically miserable motherfucker on the Internet.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Jen might actually be the most pathetically miserable motherfucker on the Internet.

Bold statement, fren.