Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Kev acting like he's going to be literally killed if Orange Man wins is the ultimate example of what is wrong with him and troons in general. They have this insane main character syndrome. Kev, no one wants you dead, least of all us, if you die the milk dries up. Sure there are plenty of weird AGP coomers out there we can laugh at, but you are a great example of why you don't let your kid have unrestricted internet access, and aside from hanging around animal abusers, you're mostly harmless. The worst thing that might happen to you is you lose your ability to make the tax payer responsible for anymore of your surgeries, and that sounds like a win to me. You're such a well known trans e-celeb, I'm sure you can just setup a GoFundMe to pay for your FFS or anything else, right?
 
Nooooo!!!! Not the transformers preorder!!! Troon genocide has started!!!!
I wouldn't worry about it as I doubt Kevin has cancelled any pre-order. It's just him being performative for his peers and trying to think of the worst thing that could happen to him.

Which is not having another Transformer toy. So oppressed.
 
I wouldn't worry about it as I doubt Kevin has cancelled any pre-order. It's just him being performative for his peers and trying to think of the worst thing that could happen to him.

Which is not having another Transformer toy. So oppressed.
You don't understand, he needs those toys or else he doesn't have enough spoons to post on social media. He needs then for "his mentals"
 
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Lol, he's so paranoid. Looking forward to more melt downs.
“My income and health insurance is tied to who wins this sucks man”

Oh yer but “DEMOCRATS DONT BUY VOTES THAT A CONSPIRACY THAT WAS DEBOOOOOONKED!!!!!”

Oh god Kevvie please fuck off to the EU. Hell, burn your passport and SSN when you arrive, they can’t deport you then!
 
haha I shouldn't do anything to generate my own income, I should rely entirely on the coerced labor of others for all things including my "life saving essential medical care" (aka tits) and definitely not do anything that would convince foreign countries to let me come in and become a resident, all while bitching that others are allowed due process instead of being abused by cops

*one single election loss*

OH GOD HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
 
It's like welfare for disabled people. You get some money.
How does one become eligible?

I am not planning on emigrating for the sake of claiming it!
The two systems I have experience of, to get the designated sick pay/benefits, one has to speak to a doctor, get a legit diagnosis of a condition which removes your capacity to work.

If its something which just bars you from your primary trade, like a bad back, they can and do insist that you retrain to work in roles suitable after a period.

Permanent signed off sick is really hard to scam nowadays, and someone like Kevin would find himself expected to do a desk role. Especially as he has previously been employed, paid or unpaid, as a “Social media coordinator” which is a real job now.

Getting sex changes and having to dilate, followed by “anxiety” doesn’t cut it like it used to.

Is this what Kevin might be concerned about? That the ebil orange man might make Kevin flip burgers or something else where he might be exposed to lethal levels of transphobia?

Kathleen Ni Gibes is thinking about moving back to the Old Sod. And it's all the fault of the damn Sasanachs.
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More off-the-charts lunacy.
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Him and Penny are getting more than a stern talking to if they ever deign to show up somewhere I can encounter them.

Sorry to Internet Hard Man.
It’s bad enough but more tolerable when Baastan or Noo-yawk “Irish” lament the foggy dew and the hated Cromwell and John Bull.

Kevin has no fucking right or place to raise Black 47, and blame the English for his over-privileged life and times.

Plus “Sassenach” is a Scots Gaelic word for Saxon or Southerner, which is generally taken to mean the English, but it isn’t accurate in the Irish parlance.
 
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How does one become eligible?

Is this what Kevin might be concerned about? That the ebil orange man might make Kevin flip burgers or something else where he might be exposed to lethal levels of transphobia?
To massively simplify things: yes, this is basically what he fears. He receives it because the State of Colorado believes he is disabled and cannot work.

Yes. This is one of the things he's reposted on Bluesky.
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Honestly, if Trump doesn't at least make an attempt a trans genocide this term, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.
Damn this sounds like trying to find out if you can post on the Kiwi Farms a few years ago when Kevin finally defeated us.
 
Kevin is blissfully unaware that the happiest moments of his life were genuinely under Trump's last term. He had the Tranch, his revolting polycule, and hadn't locked his account for receiving the gentlest of backlash yet. No, they're not directly tied to Trump, but I don't understand what he expects to happen to him. Judging by his comments, he seems to believe he will literally be hunted down a violently executed, which is the most ridiculously childish worry I've seen out of this entire saltmine.
 
This is literally Lenny's death in Of Mice and Men. Foreshadowing?

Maybe.

I would have thought Penny would have done this by now though. The alpaca mass grave was the perfect time.

“D’misstress, I gets to tend transformers?”

“Yeah Kevv-Kathryn, you gets to tend the transformers,”

*Penny sobs*

*Pow!*

“Optimus gonna take good care of you Kat, I’m sorry”.
 
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(He does not in fact sleep.)
As if anyone cares what he says online.
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Thoughts of fleeing.
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Likes winter even less now.
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Maybe selling his valuables.
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You can't even say the English caused the Irish Famine any more these days. Because of woke.
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Half of America wants fascism.
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Sorry, little confused as not a Septic.

Does medicare actually pay some sort of personal income?

I believed it just covers medical insurance, or in the case of Kevin, Tittie skittles and crazy experimental surgeries?

What I am speculating on his above statement is that rather than this mysterious inheritance, he has been receiving tardbux or social security payments, and he thinks that Kamala would make sure he got 100000 per month for toys, weed and Hawaiian punch, whereas Trump will take it all away and pay him in strict food stamps only valid for oatmeal and dried beans at overpriced stores owned by one of Trumps relatives.
You are correct that Medicare is only insurance/medical/medicine. Any income would be from something separate, such as disability payments (which would be federal funds that come from social security and the amount would be determined by any employment he's had over his lifetime) or payments from some sort of Colorado state welfare. Since Kev has held like one or two jobs in his 20s, I don't think he'd be eligible for very much, if any, funds from social security disability payments.
 
His impetus to stop posting personal shit on main isn't fuckin' Kiwis where we live to heckle and low-key e-stalk him, it's The Donald.

With a tip to @AMHOLIO , I hope he gets rounded up in a mass deportation and accidentally shipped to Mexico.

"Necessito papel para mi culo."

Also, is he on Ozempic? He's lost a lot of weight, particularly in the face, and his collar looks looser.
 
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