Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[lecher]

Kev goes deep down the rabbit hole of weird sexual perversions because none of them involve finding someone in the real world and actually having sex with them.

Kevin is a coward. Other people frighten him because he can't control their emotions and behavior. He's afraid of failing to live up to expectations. Not because he truly cares about other people, mind, but because he resents his own feelings of rage when his own inadequacy becomes apparent (narcissistic injury).

To escape those feelings, Kevin shrunk his life by cutting off his dick + balls and limiting his interactions to freaks like himself, preferably mediated through machines that insulate him from upsetting unexpected demands. The plastic robot store welcomes him, his followers fawn over him, his therapist affirms him. Of course the absence of any real accomplishments only leaves Kevin feeling even more inadequate, so he always needs more toys, more followers, and more weed.

What Kevin really craves is for the feelings of inadequacy to stop, but ironically it's precisely his fear of inadequacy (as in, the possibility of failing at something or experiencing mild discomfort) that prevents him from making strides for the better, and from having sex.

 

[Flamin Park]

I've been decluttering my place lately and it's driven home just how much plastic crap Kevin actually has. Like the amount of stuff I don't use didn't seem like that much until I bagged it all up, but jesus Kevin must have 100x that and the horde is growing all the time. Maybe we should start a pools: how long until kev has to stop buying plastic crap because penny is sick of the house filling up, or the horde literally takes up all available space in the house?

 

[FinnSven]

I've been decluttering my place lately and it's driven home just how much plastic crap Kevin actually has. Like the amount of stuff I don't use didn't seem like that much until I bagged it all up, but jesus Kevin must have 100x that and the horde is growing all the time. Maybe we should start a pools: how long until kev has to stop buying plastic crap because penny is sick of the house filling up, or the horde literally takes up all available space in the house?

Penny is also a hoarder.

As soon as the place is too full they will just move out and start again.

 

[Flamin Park]

Penny is also a hoarder.

As soon as the place is too full they will just move out and start again.

I don't think they have the funds for that, and kevvy isn't willingly parting with his shit. They're in the place they are by dint of the fact it's penny's grandparents place, and they bought the Tranch with Bonnie's mother's signature

Don't think they'll get another soft landing like that

 

[FinnSven]

I don't think they have the funds for that, and kevvy isn't willingly parting with his shit. They're in the place they are by dint of the fact it's penny's grandparents place, and they bought the Tranch with Bonnie's mother's signature

Don't think they'll get another soft landing like that

Hmm, that’s a point.

Maybe it will become like Chris Chan and barb’s house until Kevvie starts a fire with a carelessly discarded joint or something.

 

[kazuhiro]

This happened.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

FFS delayed again.


This is part of one of two slapfights Kevin got in recently. They blocked each other so it can't easily be followed.


Compulsively nice girlies such as himself.

Stripper name.

Voice training.

Zinnia, who just can't stop talking about his nuts.

Playing Overwatch with star reporter Kyle "Katelyn" Burns.

Cultural appropriation.

Never not a lesbian.

Drama with a friend.


Here's how it started.




Here's the "argument" with the friend, complete with Kevin's by now patented guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.

 

[Squid Diddler]

This happened.
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Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

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Compulsively nice girlies such as himself.
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Stripper name.
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Voice training.
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Zinnia, who just can't stop talking about his nuts.
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Playing Overwatch with star reporter Kyle "Katelyn" Burns.
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Cultural appropriation.
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Never not a lesbian.
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Drama with a friend.
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Further proof why you should avoid calling these freaks women at all costs- it makes them horny.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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*Random guy sees an unfortunately shaped person with their face obscured by a little girl’s hoodie, assumes they’re female, and is visibly startled when a man’s voice responds*

Kevin: woah I look like a girl even with my hood up!

 

[FinnSven]

This happened.
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Stripper name.
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Voice training.
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Zinnia, who just can't stop talking about his nuts.
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Playing Overwatch with star reporter Kyle "Katelyn" Burns.
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Cultural appropriation.
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Never not a lesbian.
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Drama with a friend.
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Kev, you never are a lesbian.

You are a mutilated eunuch, in a sexless partnership with two other mutilated eunuchs.

“Lesbian” isn’t an umbrella term.
It specifically means female people in homosexual sexual situations or relationships.
A woman who exclusively, or primarily, has sex and relationships with other women can be described as a lesbian.

It does not mean parodic figures who lack genitals who now hang out together all the time and sleep in the same bed.

That’s called “being Burt and Ernie of Sesame Street.”

 

[Flamin Park]

That's an argument between two people who have never been punched in the face in their lives. Jesus Christ.

I'll wade through the SRS disasters thread over dinner but I'm not slogging through that passive aggressive borefest

 

[Digital Thunder]

I'll wade through the SRS disasters thread over dinner but I'm not slogging through that passive aggressive borefest

It’s really not worth it. It took me two pass-overs to realize what the fuck it was about, and it was on the second read that I realized this was a meltdown brought on by a minor opinion split over forced feminization fetish fiction and my brain shut off.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'll wade through the SRS disasters thread over dinner but I'm not slogging through that passive aggressive borefest

The non-Kevin person seemed pretty reasonable, but that's not hard to do. It's refreshing to see someone "on his side" notice, and gently admonish him, for making a huge deal out of nothing, and then that his "apology" is demanding attention and comfort out of the person he "wronged."


I'm still reeling that Kevryn, this constantly-online person who has to externalize every single thought, the once-publicity manager for the Tranch and also Ash Coyote, doesn't check his email. How is he posting to social media like breathing but not, like... Email is where you get the notices that you're getting a package full of Transformers!

This is probably how Null feels when people tell him how they like to navigate the site.

 

[Dick Johnson]

It's the concept that's funny, more than the execution. It's not an entertaining read, but it is funny that two friends (or 'friends') would have a serious argument over one liking a book and the other not. And the fact that it's something that specifically pertains to troonery makes it even funnier. It's one of the most autisticly faggoty things I've ever seen.

Also funny: “But maybe cis people could take a moment to realize every trans person the know and see are constantly worrying that their rights will be taken away any day now, and act accordingly” IE "I and everyone I know are planning on becoming louder and more aggressive in our personal interactions." I'm sure that's going to go awesome.

And Benjanun Sriduangkaew? She's not a terribly milky cow, but her reign as 'Requires Hate' is kind of legendary in the SF/F fandom. She used to incite harassment and just absolutely flame authors, and become such a hated figure that a writeup of her antics got a Hugo. Kind of fascinating for those who enjoy internet drama. Amusing to see that she's now been reduced to interacting with the likes of Kevin.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I've been decluttering my place lately and it's driven home just how much plastic crap Kevin actually has. Like the amount of stuff I don't use didn't seem like that much until I bagged it all up, but jesus Kevin must have 100x that and the horde is growing all the time. Maybe we should start a pools: how long until kev has to stop buying plastic crap because penny is sick of the house filling up, or the horde literally takes up all available space in the house?

Kevin buying new stuff has given me real and palpable anxiety for several years now.
I am just horrified it keeps coming.
And I don't even have to pay for it.

But it's just the sheer amount of waste, and the fact that this isn't even a dent in the world production of said waste, and then it leads into a whole wider environmental horrorshow rabbit hole of thoughts.
Much socialist, very anticapitalist Kev.
Let alone not doing anything to help, he can't not continuously do an insane amount to actively make things worse.


Also the person disagreeing with Kevin about the book is probably a more traditional troon who has some actual feelings of kinship with women and finds the forced fem stuff horribly secist and unpleasant (which it is if you actually identify with women) - compared to Kevin and 98 % of current year troons, for whom it is a fetish, part time and able to shrug off-despite the fact that they have cut their dicks off they still keep womanhood at arms length. That's the whole point tbh, keeping their identity, problems, and life, at a comfortable distance.

 

[Flamin Park]

The non-Kevin person seemed pretty reasonable, but that's not hard to do. It's refreshing to see someone "on his side" notice, and gently admonish him, for making a huge deal out of nothing, and then that his "apology" is demanding attention and comfort out of the person he "wronged."


I'm still reeling that Kevryn, this constantly-online person who has to externalize every single thought, the once-publicity manager for the Tranch and also Ash Coyote, doesn't check his email. How is he posting to social media like breathing but not, like... Email is where you get the notices that you're getting a package full of Transformers!

This is probably how Null feels when people tell him how they like to navigate the site.

Real kiwis read and reply to each comment in the thread they haven't read so it's still fresh in the mind and they don't miss out any important bits, before moving on to the next one

 

[Positron]

This is Dorley Hall and the reason Kevvie likes it.

 

[stupid frog]

I'm probably more upset than Kevin is he's probably not going to get FFS now. Well, not really. He will either be upset with the surgery results (or lack of), or upset it is forever out of reach. I just want him to be further mutilated.

Also, "lesbian" has been co-opted to mean "anyone but cis men". Do not believe their lies.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

On the one hand, Kev is certain the anti troon death squads are going to kick his door down any minute and tranny waco will start. On the other, he feels totally safe gushing online about how everyone should read this forced feminisation porno he's super into. Really doing your part to counter the argument that transgenderism is simply a sexual fetish for most troons.

 

[too bizarre]

The non-Kevin person seemed pretty reasonable, but that's not hard to do. It's refreshing to see someone "on his side" notice, and gently admonish him, for making a huge deal out of nothing, and then that his "apology" is demanding attention and comfort out of the person he "wronged."

I think that Adrian pooner (got to be a pooner with a name like "Clittman", jesus) sounded reasonable enough at first, yeah, but as the conversation went on, she started sounding as batty as the rest of them. She quite frankly escalated the whole thing with odd bullshit claims about Kevin thinking she's "beneath engaging with" when really -- as a friend -- she should have tried to de-escalate and get to the heart of the matter, which is Kevin's bizarre guilt complex and emotional manipulation. How can you tell someone to "get down off their cross" and then go on to huff and puff as if they poisoned your dog? They both clearly deserve each other.

I'll give her that she tried to disengage at the end there and extend an olive branch to Kevin, and that they seemed to come to some okay understanding. It's just pathetic that an argument over *checks notes* a force-fem fetish book had to end up with Kevin "literally crying guys."

What boggles my mind is that they did all this in public. Anyone can see them having this very personal, intimate conversation that should have been handled in private, if either of them had any decency or feelings of shame. But nope, now everyone can see how utterly weird and emotionally immature they both are (albeit, this Adrian chick displayed some maturity while Kevin displayed zero, as usual).

 

[Aunt Carol]

(got to be a pooner with a name like "Clittman", jesus)

I think it's a troon making a play on that debunked (?) Elon Musk alter ego, Dittman.