Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Aunt Carol]

He missed a trick by not calling himself @transsnail

 

[a hapless toad]

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And this is exactly how Gen X feels about you, loony troon.

 

[kazuhiro]

A drive-by on Kevin's feed...

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Kevin still supports his pedopal Ana Valens, and hates Jesse Singal.

He's been treating himself for his birthday.



On plans for escaping the US.


OpenAI.

Kevin takes all the vaccines. That might explain some things.

"Trans kids."

HRT is responsible for Kevin's great mental health. ("I could finally think clearly. Then I cut off my dick.")

Dating.

Kevin chimes in at the end of a long thread.

Inspired by his "dyke ancestors."

He's setting up more display shelves.


Full photos.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

On plans for escaping the US

What exactly do these lunatics think is going to happen? They're US citizens. Why would they be arrested if they try to leave for vacation or to legally emigrate to another country? Arrested on what grounds? For being trans? For having an X marker on their passport?

At most an invalid ID would mean TSA refusing to accept the ID, not an arrest.
Are they trying to spin the idea that being a troon is going to be made illegal by orange Hitler and attempting to leave the country will get them arrested for some reason?
These people need to go outside and touch grass. They are not living in reality.

 

[kazuhiro]

being a troon is going to be made illegal by orange Hitler and attempting to leave the country will get them arrested

From your lips to God's ears. But seriously, they have talked themselves into ridiculous crazed paranoia. If they really thought things were to get as bad for them as they say they believe, they should be making their way to the nearest border right now, to get ahead of the rush if nothing else, not putting up new shelving units. Kevin is an idiot who will pretend he avoided the death squads by sitting on his butt and doing all the things he was going to do anyway.

 

[kazuhiro]

(Can't edit the post above any longer.)
It's always lezzin' o'clock somewhere...

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Boymoding.



The Last Jedi.

Rise of Skywalker.

Kevin gets into it with a troll.

Then he whales on a ally.

A repost.

More toy updates.

Spoiler: Full toy pics

 

[AfghanBlue]

From your lips to God's ears. But seriously, they have talked themselves into ridiculous crazed paranoia. If they really thought things were to get as bad for them as they say they believe, they should be making their way to the nearest border right now, to get ahead of the rush if nothing else, not putting up new shelving units. Kevin is an idiot who will pretend he avoided the death squads by sitting on his butt and doing all the things he was going to do anyway.

Talking about "can't afford it"

The fat bitch could live in the lap of luxury in Thailand for 6 months with the amount he literally just spent on like 7 more identical stupid hell cartoon hoodies. He could draw one pervert furry commission and sip cocktails and do exactly what he does, play on phone and pretend theoretically goon, but where it's warm. He could never have to cook on a filthy bachelor stove ever again because he could buy nicer, more nutritious food, out at establishments, for pennies, for the junked ebay cost of one of his transformers for days-one of his "nicer" packets of duplicate cards could rent an apartment there for however long.

Might be too hard on the seething bones though, proximity to the ladyboys. Welcome to literally never getting "gendered correctly" ever again, when you are 3x the mass of even other adult males.
Something might also wander into the Amhole too. Something with 6 legs and bite teeth.

 

[Dick Johnson]

What exactly do these lunatics think is going to happen? They're US citizens. Why would they be arrested if they try to leave for vacation or to legally emigrate to another country? Arrested on what grounds? For being trans? For having an X marker on their passport?

At most an invalid ID would mean TSA refusing to accept the ID, not an arrest.
Are they trying to spin the idea that being a troon is going to be made illegal by orange Hitler and attempting to leave the country will get them arrested for some reason?
These people need to go outside and touch grass. They are not living in reality.

They think - or at least performatively appear to think - that we're within spitting distance of TTD happening.

Of course, if that were the case then 'trannies self deport' is an ideal - why spend taxpayer money on putting them in camps, when they'll spend their own money to leave?

 

[Candidae]

Boymoding

Hilariously, despite him dunking on his former self for the lack of conditioner, I'd argue aside from the beard his hair looks better here. At least what we can see. Now his hair is a nasty stringy mess. I would laugh if he like many troons saw the rise of the curly hair method and assumed these trendy new tips for women were actually for everyone and not just a segment of the population. He might be coating his thin hair in conditioner and letting it soak too long. Most girls I know with his hair use intense anti oil shampoo and sometimes no conditioner. Also they keep their hair a short feminine pixie cut usually.

Also as a lifelong Star Wars fan, I actually didn't hate last Jedi, probably because I hated pretty much every stupid idea JJ had in the last movie so I much prefered revelations like Ray finding out she had no fancy lineage and whatnot. I actually thought it was a more interesting place to take the character. So I can definitely get a new star wars fan thinking it's the best of the new ones. But a person's favourite Star Wars? I don't care if he never touched Star Wars before the mouse sullied it, I don't understand how you can watch what came before and act like this is superior even if you have an attachment. I grew up when the prequels came out so I have an attachment to them, but even my 8 year old self prefered Empire. And for someone so autistic about lore, and claiming to be ethical, you'd think he'd hate the mouse for what they did to the former Extended Universe and especially shafting the authors on their dues.

 

[kazuhiro]

Hilariously, despite him dunking on his former self for the lack of conditioner, I'd argue aside from the beard his hair looks better here. At least what we can see. Now his hair is a nasty stringy mess. I would laugh if he like many troons saw the rise of the curly hair method and assumed these trendy new tips for women were actually for everyone and not just a segment of the population. He might be coating his thin hair in conditioner and letting it soak too long. Most girls I know with his hair use intense anti oil shampoo and sometimes no conditioner. Also they keep their hair a short feminine pixie cut usually.

This reminded me of a quote from the author of the Dorley Hall books, which are a forced-feminization series popular with troons:

That's the level of haircare-awareness in that set.

So I can definitely get a new star wars fan thinking it's the best of the new ones. But a person's favourite Star Wars? I don't care if he never touched Star Wars before the mouse sullied it, I don't understand how you can watch what came before and act like this is superior even if you have an attachment.

Kevin's tastes are generally low-tier and shit, but he might be going for quirky, choosing TLJ instead of one of the original series. Still, he's been saying it's the best one for a while (March 2024 quote):

 

[Aunt Carol]

This reminded me of a quote from the author of the Dorley Hall books, which are a forced-feminization series popular with troons:

That's the level of haircare-awareness in that set.

OK new idea: forced-fem erotica series but also it's got hygiene tips throughout. Maybe the main character has to do some laundry to get mind control pheromones out of the bedsheets so it comes up organically. Makeover scenes where the concept of split ends comes up.

A couple of books in there's an arc where the main character/s are applying for entry-level jobs and get advice about résumés and coping skills from their erotic captors.


It'd be like those PBS educational series where the characters suddenly have to learn about the Dewey Decimal System to find the correct book to fight the evil wizard.

 

[AMHOLIO]

That's the level of haircare-awareness in that set.

"You're supposed to read the bottle and find out for yourself, it sucks"

READ NIGGA

 

[Candidae]

That's the level of haircare-awareness in that set

And a lack of awareness that most women also had to figure it out themselves. Especially if they got their dad's hair

 

[Aunt Carol]

And a lack of awareness that most women also had to figure it out themselves. Especially if they got their dad's hair

...it's weird that the 30-year-olds who dress and LARP like tweens don't also have subscriptions to teenage girl magazines.

Shouldn't they be getting hair care and makeup tips from copies of Seventeen? How is that not part of the coom?

 

[CheesyBoy]

This reminded me of a quote from the author of the Dorley Hall books, which are a forced-feminization series popular with troons:
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That's the level of haircare-awareness in that set.

Kevin's tastes are generally low-tier and shit, but he might be going for quirky, choosing TLJ instead of one of the original series. Still, he's been saying it's the best one for a while (March 2024 quote):
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Kevin doesn't seem to understand that "the prequels aren't that bad" doesn't mean people who used to shit all over them suddenly think they're cinematic masterpiece, it means that people have decided that you can simply like movies even if you think they're shitty. The prequels have a lot of really cool moments and characters, despite also containing some absolutely awful moments and characters. The sequels will probably end up the same way, with both sides of the fanbase coming together to have a laugh at a disaster of a film trilogy that also has some really enjoyable moments.

 

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The prequels have a lot of really cool moments and characters

No.

 

[DatBepisTho]

OK new idea: forced-fem erotica series but also it's got hygiene tips throughout. Maybe the main character has to do some laundry to get mind control pheromones out of the bedsheets so it comes up organically.

Until one of them gets stuck in the dryer, according to their porns. Then the laundry is ruined.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No.

Some wounds never heal.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin is such a keyboard warrior. His m'lady still shines bright.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What exactly do these lunatics think is going to happen? They're US citizens. Why would they be arrested if they try to leave for vacation or to legally emigrate to another country? Arrested on what grounds? For being trans? For having an X marker on their passport?

At most an invalid ID would mean TSA refusing to accept the ID, not an arrest.
Are they trying to spin the idea that being a troon is going to be made illegal by orange Hitler and attempting to leave the country will get them arrested for some reason?
These people need to go outside and touch grass. They are not living in reality.

They only know one event in history, The Holocaust, and they don't know anything about it. They think Hitler woke up one day in 1942 and said "alright, let's get the Jews and queers on the trains to the camps." In reality, the Nazis spent basically a decade trying to get the Jews to self-deport. The camps and gas chambers were related to the war with the Soviets and a "need" to get to the "final solution" instead of waiting. Auschwitz was a repurposed POW camp, you know, for that MAJOR WAR the Germans launched. They think the Nazis had basically only one interest and a tunnel vision focus on it rather than a whole bunch of shit they wanted to do which getting rid of the Jews was one part of. Like they don't even know why the Nazis wanted to get rid of the Jews. They just think "oh they hated them so they just must have wanted them dead because they hated them" because that's how they think.

These dudes are narcissists so they think everyone else thinks about them and only them all the time. Of course they'd get mad if I got away to safety since their life goal is to kill me personally! They definitely couldn't want "rid" of trans people in some more abstract way, it can only be about killing me because I upset them!

Some around here might recall there was some TERF who said she wanted there to not be anymore trans people, in the sense of everyone being happy with their body and gender, and they all launched into "she's calling for our murder!" They're just very stupid naval gazing people, that's why they think their gender expression controls reality.