Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Amelia Troonheart]

Gotta love kevkev logic.
Not wearing a mask is a risk and people may die from the coof soon because they didn't mask up.
But flaying your cock, making new holes in your body, shoving silicone in your chest, spurring blood from your nipples, peeling off some of the lining that prevents your organs from adhering to each other, not to mention all while being a fatass and staring diabetes and heart disease (bonus stroke risk with estrogen!) in the face every day?
That's just hecking gender euphoria baby, no risk there, it's completely harmless and no big deal.

"You can just try taking estrogen you know. But don't forget to mask while you do it!" - Kevin, showing genius levels of risk assessment and foresight.

 

[FinnSven]

But flaying your cock, making new holes in your body, shoving silicone in your chest, spurring blood from your nipples, peeling off some of the lining that prevents your organs from adhering to each other, not to mention all while being a fatass and staring diabetes and heart disease (bonus stroke risk with estrogen!) in the face every day?
That's just hecking gender euphoria baby, no risk there, it's completely harmless and no big deal.

I am quite convinced that Kev really does think that the estrogen will “do its work” and he will magically become a woman, growing ovaries and a womb, his skeleton altering, and his voice finally dropping those octaves he wants.

If this happens, then great, he will have proved that full physical sex change in humans is possible.

While I still maintain that if this could happen, there would be at least one other case of it having happened already, I will happily eat my words if Kev is the first true and honest example.

 

[White Peach]

This picture cost him over $300. I would have Photoshopped him into one for only $200 and he wouldn’t have to worry about being the butt of a joke from Galaxy quest..

 

[Jesus Swept]

$300 and he couldn't be bothered to throw out a peace sign or something?

 

[Aunt Carol]

his voice finally dropping those octaves he wants.

Back up, back up!

This is an unpopular place to say it, but a furry (or whatever that is) convention is one of the reasonable places to wear a mask. An events center full of thousands of dorks with questionable hygiene, many of whom flew hundreds of miles directly from their stank lairs, and everyone prepaid a lot of money so they aren't going to cancel for being sick.

The term "con crud" predates COVID by at least 30 years--50 years if you count Legionnaire's disease, although that bred in a premodern air conditioning system and not an individual weeb.

But, y'know, wear a mask and shut up, or don't and shut up. Posting a bunch of handwringing after the fact is silly and performative.

 

[FinnSven]

This picture cost him over $300. I would have Photoshopped him into one for only $200 and he wouldn’t have to worry about being the butt of a joke from Galaxy quest..

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I wonder what Penny really thinks of Kevin’s spending in this way?

The toys, Penny might justify to himself by half assuming that should Kev die from septic shock or something else basically self inflicted, they can be sold to recoup some losses.

But a photo of Kevin with some no hoper voice actors from a shit cartoon?
Retards might be selling Chris Chan jail letters on eBay, but not even weens would give a shit about this photo!

 

[Dick Johnson]

I just wish that someone from Kev's Bluesky circle jerk would bring up shit like this and his giant Transformers collection when he e-begs.

 

[AfghanBlue]

KEK Kevin's big gorilla arms. Albino gorrila from his gooncave tan, of course.

What did he mean by being "extra muscle for Mistresses job" I wonder?

Does he mean Mistress is labouring and Kevin was helping him move pallets and sweep up brick dust or something? It sounded related to actually driving though - is Mistress driving uber and Kev is there for moral and rufty tufty actual support, incase any murderous chuds get in?
Fucking hell. You could about ignore one weirdo in the driver's seat, but seeing two of them roll up would just be like... I woudlnt feel safe getting in that car.
Also I guess, fuck people if they have 4 passengers? "one of you will have to sit on the others knee, we've got 2 seats worth of Troon up in the front"

 

[FinnSven]

What did he mean by being "extra muscle for Mistresses job" I wonder?

Where does he say this?

 

[kazuhiro]

Where does he say this?

Orginally posted here. Is Phil still doing home renovations/remodeling?

 

[Oxyjen]

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Orginally posted here. Is Phil still doing home renovations/remodeling?

My theory was that Phil has taken over his grandparents estate of rental homes, so is kept busy doing odd job repairs and hasty redecoration between renters.

 

[kazuhiro]

"A distinct vag-based craving."

Several people at the expo were surprised Kevin was only in his late thirties.

Kevin also recorded a Helluva Boss panel and put it on Youtube.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I love "maybe make my vag useable" - because this is something cisfemales ponder.

 

[Ass Dan]

Several people at the expo were surprised Kevin was only in his late thirties.

I'm guessing that's more about his 9th grade tumblrina clothes and styling and less about his... "youthful" visage.

 

[Dick Johnson]

I love "maybe make my vag useable" - because this is something cisfemales ponder.

My takeaway was more about his use of passive voice - he's not talking about putting in the work with his physical therapy, he's hoping that 'physical therapy' is some magic incantation.

He's already talked about how he sees his role in his own amhole maintenance. ("I kept forgetting to bring the equipment to PT if I even bothered setting it up so I never really did it - how my amhole closed up and needed revisions is just total bad luck.")

 

[Arbiter]

Kevin met a new friend.
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He sees "eggs" everywhere.
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His "femme voice" just never got used.
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Another group photo with his heroes.
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He made this his Bluesky banner.
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Dysphoria.
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More masking madness. It's lucky Kevin got all those photos, "a good number of these celebrities could die soon" apparently. But surely they're all vacccinated, huh?
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Spoiler: Other stuff

Lecherous geezers discussing lesbians.
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When it comes to feminism, talk is cheap, for Kevin actions matter.
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Lmao at Kev cornering and glomming onto the poor little pooner stuck boothing for a friend in artist alley. He's too obtuse to see through her female agreeableness that she, in fact, does not want a huge smelly dude hanging around and talking her ear off about helluverse while she's trying to sell merch.

 

[AnOminous]

He's too obtuse to see through her female agreeableness that she, in fact, does not want a huge smelly dude hanging around and talking her ear off about helluverse while she's trying to sell merch.

Anyone in a franchise that panders to shitbags like Kevin more or less deserve to have to deal with him. Congrats, retards, this is the fandom you chose.

 

[Flamin Park]

“I think most people have no idea there’s still a real risk of going maskless.”

I love that quote from Kevin- some real icing-on-the-cake shit. The reason being that he perfectly encapsulates the archetypal pussy-ass pussy who’s still afraid of the coof and wants to see widespread masking in fucking *2025*.

Remember, any person who wants to see you wear a mask/chides for not doing so (aside from elderly biddies), usually looks like this:
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So fucking poetic

It's impressive how his skin is simultaneously greasy AND looks like the side of a mountain in the desert. Estrogen really is magic!

Protip Kev wearing high waisted jeans just emphasises what an absolute brick you actually are. They work on women because women have female hips, on your obviously male body they make you look 18ft tall and emphasise how square your top half is when you're not taking a photo from your favourite kyphosis angled back photo from above in all your selfies. Imagine getting those ludicrous implants to just look like a chubbyfat male autist

Jfc

 

[Flamin Park]

I wonder what Penny really thinks of Kevin’s spending in this way?

The toys, Penny might justify to himself by half assuming that should Kev die from septic shock or something else basically self inflicted, they can be sold to recoup some losses.

But a photo of Kevin with some no hoper voice actors from a shit cartoon?
Retards might be selling Chris Chan jail letters on eBay, but not even weens would give a shit about this photo!

Penny and Kev's relationship is something we don't have a lot of info on but he seems to get special treatment amongst the polycule/tranchers

If I had to guess penny sees indulging Kev's bullshit as an almost parental role, he's definitely got some screwed up family dynamics. I suspect he'll continue to indulge his whims as long as he's able, but as previously stated he's living off his grandparents goodwill, has very little in savings and is coming to the end of his ability to do manuel labour with a very spotty work history. I can fully see kevkev playing Norman Bates once he's dead/disabled like "hehe mxtress is so silly she's been playing dead for three months now, she knows I love this game <3"

I'm so here for videos kevvy dressing up in the tacticool gear and roleplaying as mxtress with his "big girl voice"

 

[kazuhiro]

Kevin and some other guys reminisce about their girlhoods.

Wellbutrin.

"Transition never really ends."

I'll bet this is Kevin talking about fellow lolcow Oliver "Abigail" Thorn.