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[KiwiFuzz2]

Wellbutrin is a slightly speedy antidepressant.

>Takes meds to give him energy
>Sits in his goon cave and posts on Twatter
>Never actually goons because his sex drive is deader than roadkill

 

[Flamin Park]

What hilarious is that Kevin lives with two other men in a polycule but is quite clearly NOT gay
Our self proclaimed gay slut excused himself from some hawt gay no strings attached tranny sex to watch cartoons at a convention with his own hotel room, can't get the hang of anal and can't quite produce evidence of any form of sex besides a few photos of barely oral sex that look like everyone involved is being hold at gunpoint: but dynamited his own living situation by inviting in and having a power struggle with his fellow bros over the first 3/10 bpd goblin with a real vagina that said two words to him

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I was alone in a room with a female and she looked at me! HOW DARE SHE

 

[Hellblazer]

LolHe's the kind of person who buys a Mustang roadster for himself, one for his personal stripper Candy, and another one for his sugar baby when midlife crisis hits, right before his wife gets a divorce and takes half of everything in addition to child support for the postman's bastard son. The biggest difference is Kevie will 41% himself well before he could reach a midlife crisis.

Honestly, this could have been written about Nick Rekeita.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I was alone in a room with a female and she looked at me! HOW DARE SHE

Your avatar makes this even better.

The poor woman was probably thinking "that smell can't possibly be coming from the guy over there, can it? Oh god"

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin and some other guys reminisce about their girlhoods.

Imagine turning yourself into a walking freakshow then acting amazed people look at you like you're a freak.

 

[cyber insecurity]

I can’t change my date of birth so that I could retire early though I really feel like an old woman today.

just now catching up with this thread so i'm late but this made me realize something: in many countries women retire earlier than men. does this mean male trannies who changed their papers get to retire earlier? lol
but of course NOBODY would troon out for the benefits because there AREN'T any!

 

[kazuhiro]

just now catching up with this thread so i'm late but this made me realize something: in many countries women retire earlier than men. does this mean male trannies who changed their papers get to retire earlier? lol
but of course NOBODY would troon out for the benefits because there AREN'T any!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dude-switches-gender-to-get-early-pension.111739/

 

[boustrophedon]

just now catching up with this thread so i'm late but this made me realize something: in many countries women retire earlier than men. does this mean male trannies who changed their papers get to retire earlier? lol
but of course NOBODY would troon out for the benefits because there AREN'T any!

Culture Thread 'Man legally changes his gender to identify as a woman 'so he can retire five years earlier''

Mar 27, 2018

https://archive.fo/niHhv

An Argentinian tax worker who changed his gender on official documents after claiming to identify as female actually did it in order to retire earlier, a relative says.

Sergia Lazarovich, 60, a government worker from the northern province of Salta, applied to change her gender in June last year, having lived for decades as Sergio.

The change was approved recently but a relative has since come forward to accuse Sergia of lying and trying to cheat the pension system.

Argentinian law allows any person to change their gender on identity documents to match...

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[stupid frog]

I remember a guy switching to get lower insurance rates.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember a guy switching to get lower insurance rates.

I don't even mind when people do that. The more, the merrier. The more people do shit like that, the more obvious it becomes what absolutely farcical bullshit "self-identification" is.

 

[kazuhiro]

Kevin says his "upgrade" makes him feel "so powerful."

Also Kevin, replying to a faghag woman.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

The only things Kevin's been breeding lately are Pokemons.

A mystery.

Kevin plans to torture his voice therapist with more readings of "plant erotica." (The clip is here.)

Clowns.

Kink.

Takkun the cat.



Pokemon.

Another mystery.

Fish.

Shitlibs.

 

[Flamin Park]

"not being held back by the previous loadout"

Kev you traded being able to have sex for less than an inch depth you freely admit you can't use. If we're sticking to Call of Duty metaphors (like a real lady) you've gone negative KD on your new loadout

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kevin says his "upgrade" makes him feel "so powerful."

Kevin went from being a "bottom" who didn't do anal, to a "bottom" with a nonfunctional front hole who still doesn't do anal.

I'm not exactly steeped in gay male culture, but that doesn't really sound like a bottom to me.

A mystery.

Ladybug, Shantae and Verosika Mayday are all characters voice acted by Cristina Vee, so I'm guessing Kevin got nerd-shamed for not knowing who she was and had to delete and hide under his desk sobbing for a while.

(I discovered this by searching for those three names, not by watching Miraculous Ladybug. I initially thought it might be a quote or a sleeper agent activation phrase.)

 

[kazuhiro]

A mystery.
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Ladybug, Shantae and Verosika Mayday are all characters voice acted by Cristina Vee, so I'm guessing Kevin got nerd-shamed for not knowing who she was and had to delete and hide under his desk sobbing for a while.

Ah, and it wasn't even Kev's fault, another person said Cristina Vee when they meant filmmaker Valentina Vee, which confused him.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

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Andre the Giant meet and greet

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Full photo.

An anecdote.


Cats.

One of their cats.



Kevin does not miss his testicles. At all. Lol.


Lesbianism.

 

[FinnSven]

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Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Full photo.
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An anecdote.
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Cats.
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One of their cats.
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Kevin does not miss his testicles. At all. Lol.
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Lesbianism.
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Fuck me.

It’s always “nice” to see Kevin and his odd musings about his fairy tale existence.

The cats would stop pissing on his toys if he cleaned up the piss properly, the fuck wit.

Why are they pissing on these toys in the first place?
Doesn’t he change the cat litter?

Does he even provide it?

It is a pity Jen wasn’t there to screech at that old man moaning about Troons in public.

A hilarious Lily Tino style video of some rangy shit eating troon trying to attack an old man in a restaurant going viral could inject some much needed hilarity to the current year.

 

[Positron]

Fish.

Most fish aren't tetrapods; only lobe-finned fish (coelacanths and lungfishes) are tetrapods.

Most fish don't have lungs; a very few have swim bladders that can extract oxygen, but those aren't lungs.

"Phylogenetics has always been like a hobby interest for me". No. Evidently it isn't.

 

[FinnSven]

Most fish aren't tetrapods; only lobe-finned fish (coelacanths and lungfishes) are tetrapods.

Most fish don't have lungs; a very few have swim bladders that can extract oxygen, but those aren't lungs.

"Phylogenetics has always been like a hobby interest for me". No. Evidently it isn't.

This attempt to “scientifically legitimize” and say physical sex change is possible and “natural” because there are species is the most embarrassing troon argument.

It’s plainly clear that, Kevin especially, they don’t have the understanding of how and why the process works in the species which it does occur in and that said species are very different to humans.

It’s like expecting an oak tree to produce corn cobs.

It wouldn’t be so bad if Kevin was a teenager, but he is a man in his 40s, who cut his dick off and thinks this makes him a hot slut.

Men in their 40s normally have developed a reasonable, if crude, understanding of subjects they are interested in.

Kevin, if anything, has made himself stupider and more ignorant.