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[horsegirl666]

I'd go on another rant about this coming back to single moms being bad for kids, but the kiwi roasties can't cope with the idea kids (especially boys) need a good male influence growing up.

I don't remember Kevin ever mentioning his dad let alone a father figure such as a grandpa or uncle or older cousin.

*Edit: Hoes mad.

Or we could go on a rant about how obviously his father molested him and that's why he turned into a crazy pervert and doesn't talk about him, so many kids get fucked up because men rape even their children but I guess kiwi scrotums can't cope with it...

Do I sound retarded? What do you think you sound like?

 

[Icecream]

I always wondered if they get phantom penis syndrome, like phantom limb syndrome where amputees can still feel their hands or legs to the point where it can hurt.
I am sure this is just giving Kevin ideas now..

Don't worry, I'm sure that's one of his fetishes!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Or we could go on a rant about how obviously his father molested him and that's why he turned into a crazy pervert and doesn't talk about him, so many kids get fucked up because men rape even their children but I guess kiwi scrotums can't cope with it...

Do I sound exceptional? What do you think you sound like?

A lion does not care about the opinion of roastie sheep.

You're lucky you can have an opinion online. Women should be barefoot and perpetually pregnant. Inshallah.

 

[stupid fuck]

reminder that this thread is about Kevin

Kevin's plan is to invite other troons over to fuck his stinkditch


today Kevin manages to sexualize a rollercoaster and a long dead actor


what the fuck


standard Kev tard cum


edit: somehow the lactation fetish disgusts me more than the piss and diapers

 

[Digital Thunder]

The Smiler tweets broke me. Transgender or not, it fucking baffles me that someone can be this much of a terminal coomer, publish how much of a terminal coomer they are publicly and daily in explicit detail, and look at the greasy mark they've left on the world without planning to kill themselves within the next week. How do these people look into their mirrors without wanting to choke themselves out?

 

[s0mbra]

>Romanticizing the danger lesbians were in back when it wasn't accepted

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[Piss Bear]

The rollercoaster fetish... hm, where have I heard that before... oh that’s right. That’s a real fucking thing. Rare, but real. It’s called objectophilia. Here’s a video of a woman who is in love with a rollercoaster. It’s an interesting watch.

In Love With A Rollercoaster | Real Stories

Amy has been sexually attracted to the same rollercoaster for over 20 years. Want to watch more full-length Documentaries? Click here: http://bit.ly/1GOzpIu ...

youtu.be

Can’t say I’d be surprised if Kevin eventually developed this extreme of a fetish.

 

[Video Games]

I believe that's the only thing left next to a gore or filth fetish. He's already only one step down from it, since he stated having enjoyed diapers and urine drinking.

I will give Kevin credit, at least. Even if he has every fetish I can imagine, he at least only gets aroused from paraphilias other people have had and doesn't have a one-of-a-kind fetish. Nothing on par with Wonderbread, floor tiles, or the entire state of Oklahoma.

And yes, all three of those are real.

This just reminds me how pumped I am for brainlet Kevin to decide his "vagina" is healed enough to start wearing diapers and catch some previously unknown super-infection in his crotch-hole from prolonged contact with diaper shit. What's great about this cow is that he's not only entertaining on a day-to-day basis, but he gives us so much to look forward to in the future. His tweets foreshadow the horrors yet to come.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

His tweets foreshadow the horrors yet to come.

Aids saga when? It sounds like he is going to let countless of troons destroy his already horribly mangled dick even further.

Ugh he must already smell like a rotting whale cadaver down there since him & other troons have huge problems with personal hygiene. Manginas can't clean themselves they need to get washed inside & outside.

But not even scientists know how to get rid of the stench:

Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women

The microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina in male-to-female transsexuals is a recently created microbial niche which thus far has been characterized only to a very limited extent. Yet the knowledge of this microflora can be considered as essential to the follow-up of transsexual women...

bmcmicrobiol.biomedcentral.com

Although this was not a study criterion and therefore not scored, a foul smell of the vagina was observed in most patients.

If stench was an issue for men who (most likely) aren't like Kevin - being near him must be horrible. Like Nurgle breathing into your face (sorry but gramps Nurgle is the best way to describe the unholy filthiness of troons like Kevin)

Furthermore, no proper advice can be given at present with regard to optimal vaginal hygiene in transsexual women, although douching with plain warm water has been suggested as an effective means to maintain the hygiene of the neovagina in transsexual women [20], but studies on this issue are actually lacking.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Aids saga when? It sounds like he is going to let countless of troons destroy his already horribly mangled dick even further.

Ugh he must already smell like a rotting whale cadaver down there since him & other troons have huge problems with personal hygiene. Manginas can't clean themselves they need to get washed inside & outside.

But not even scientists know how to get rid of the stench:

Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women

The microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina in male-to-female transsexuals is a recently created microbial niche which thus far has been characterized only to a very limited extent. Yet the knowledge of this microflora can be considered as essential to the follow-up of transsexual women...

bmcmicrobiol.biomedcentral.com

If stench was an issue for men who (most likely) aren't like Kevin - being near him must be horrible. Like Nurgle breathing into your face (sorry but gramps Nurgle is the best way to describe the unholy filthiness of troons like Kevin)

I remember an episode of the Dick Show they had a dude on who fucked a neo-vag. He said it was alright but he wasn't allowed to jizz inside for the *it doesn't clean its self* issue and the only way the troon could get off was doing it in a weird way where he had to watch it going in and it sounded like the troon didn't climax as they texted the dudes room mate right after.

No way Kev will wash it out after.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

Aids saga when? It sounds like he is going to let countless of troons destroy his already horribly mangled dick even further.

Ugh he must already smell like a rotting whale cadaver down there since him & other troons have huge problems with personal hygiene. Manginas can't clean themselves they need to get washed inside & outside.

But not even scientists know how to get rid of the stench:

Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women

The microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina in male-to-female transsexuals is a recently created microbial niche which thus far has been characterized only to a very limited extent. Yet the knowledge of this microflora can be considered as essential to the follow-up of transsexual women...

bmcmicrobiol.biomedcentral.com

If stench was an issue for men who (most likely) aren't like Kevin - being near him must be horrible. Like Nurgle breathing into your face (sorry but gramps Nurgle is the best way to describe the unholy filthiness of troons like Kevin)

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created"

While a funny quote, this actually makes me believe in god. No matter how you bastardize chaos theory, there is no way you end up with someone like Kevin by chance. Your average troon, yes, but not him. There must have been some deity thinking "what if I tickle this guys brain a little and see just how far he goes before he kills himself".

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created"

While a funny quote, this actually makes me believe in god. No matter how you bastardize chaos theory, there is no way you end up with someone like Kevin by chance. Your average troon, yes, but not him. There must have been some deity thinking "what if I tickle this guys brain a little and see just how far he goes before he kills himself".

A loving, kind god wouldn't allow someone like Kevin to exist

 

[Drifting Panzer]

A loving, kind god wouldn't allow someone like Kevin to exist

So, god is basically Bluespike, but turned up to 11?

 

[s0mbra]

A loving, kind god wouldn't allow someone like Kevin to exist

But not for his sake. For everyone else's.

 

[Paul Barker!]

I guess kev is into molly. Here’s proof of him talking about it!
Archive

 

[stupid fuck]

I guess kev is into molly. Here’s proof of him talking about it!
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lmao, first time i've seen Kevin acknowledge the 'plural' tag in his bio

What do you want to bet that at some point he'll develop hemorrhoids or anal fissures and claim that their blood is menstruation?

behold

 

[Old Fart]

>Romanticizing the danger lesbians were in back when it wasn't accepted

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

I wonder why he's so envious, after all transgenders are literally killed by the dozens all the time, right? The sheer thrill of going to the baker's!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

lmao, first time i've seen Kevin acknowledge the 'plural' tag in his bio



behold
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He ist going to hurth himself just to wear pads & pretend he is menstruating isn't he?

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Good job you snowflakes. Attach yourself to a rare and controversial (possibly non-existent/therapy-induced) disorder which is supposedly caused by severe childhood abuse (and also can be used to defend your shitty behavior) for maximum victimization.

Also, yes, doing drugs is a great idea when your brain has problems with dissociation. Much smart, very impressed.

Anyways, Kevin doesn't respect himself or his body. And if he starts tweeting about how much he loves "menstruating", I'm gonna start screaming.

 

[stupid fuck]

ranch relocation update


i noticed they've put a lot more overpriced yarn on their etsy and that Penny has created a new gofundme as of 20 Jan 2020, with the old one from 2018 closed at $9,357.


i also see their patreon is up from $337/month on 16 Jan 2020

to $511/month as of today

(would be appreciated if someone could provide some comprehensive archives on their various grifting accounts)

and Penny has graced us with some cute selfies