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[Neko GF]

Kevie talks about UK politics:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272189667312533504 (Archive)

I'm going to assume that Kevie's thinks that there was a referendum/ vote on this and the UK government decided to ignore it and get rid of self ID polices. The closest thing that comes to mind when he says "THAT'S LITERALLY DEMOCRACY" is a poll from the Sunday Times that was 70% in favour of the troons preferred self ID laws. In short, Kevie's assmad that the UK government is trying to protect female spaces and forcing troons to get medical diagnoses before changing their legal gender and thinks that a poll from a newspaper holds the same prestige and importance as an election/ referendum.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Lmao, Orc Autist has the body of a male orc, how appropriate. Those tits look absolutely absurd on his fridge torso, although he probably prides himself on looking absurd, since he spent Christ-knows-how-much getting giant permanent pimples installed on his head.

Quick aside, does anyone know where he gets all his money? All these surgeries can't be cheap.

He used to be pretty swole

Spoiler: Before and after

I assumed something in tech and low and behold:

 

[the khat quaffer]

In his head, sure
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Kevvies re-tweet tells us the truth why transpeople are depressed
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Found this fun story re-tweeted by Penny
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Of course he does
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Latest gofundme
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In the previous GFM update, they had 44 backers, and like, $4450 raised.

Here, they have 47 backers, and $4630 raised.

How convenient that they seem to be getting $100 per donor, with some occasional missteps.

He used to be pretty swole

Spoiler: Before and after

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I assumed something in tech and low and behold:
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Seems like Qyburn's operation didn't go quite as planned on Sir Gregor Clegane.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Kevie talks about UK politics:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272189667312533504 (Archive)

I'm going to assume that Kevie's thinks that there was a referendum/ vote on this and the UK government decided to ignore it and get rid of self ID polices. The closest thing that comes to mind when he says "THAT'S LITERALLY DEMOCRACY" is a poll from the Sunday Times that was 70% in favour of the troons preferred self ID laws. In short, Kevie's assmad that the UK government is trying to protect female spaces and forcing troons to get medical diagnoses before changing their legal gender and thinks that a poll from a newspaper holds the same prestige and importance as an election/ referendum.

The U.K. does this thing where they release a draft of proposed legislation in order to ask the public and special interest groups how they feel about it. As far as I know anyone can respond. This one was done ages ago under the old administration of Theresa May, and the troon interest orgs apparently spammed it with TRA responses reeeeing about mah twans wights.

This, of course, is intended for interest groups (like, ahem, women's groups) to notify the government of things they might not have thought of, and gauge the public's general temperature about it. It's not a vote and it's not direct democracy, and Kevie is a tard.

 

[Prolego]

The closest thing that comes to mind when he says "THAT'S LITERALLY DEMOCRACY" is a poll from the Sunday Times that was 70% in favour of the troons preferred self ID laws.

It wasn't a poll in the papers, but a government consultation exercise. Whenever the government is thinking of putting forward a new law, it's commonplace for them to publish a notice saying "we're minded to do X, have we missed anything out" and anyone can answer them. What they seem to be saying is that 30% of the replies came from people opposed to more troonery, who wrote carefully considered and detailed answers to their questions, and explained why it was a bad idea, whereas 70% came from random troons all over the world who copied and pasted the answers from troon central. If they were logging the IP addresses too then they may have spotted that those 70% were just made up of a couple of dozen troon drones around the world spamming them continuously.

And anyone who reads the farms knows that most of them are unemployed tards who spend their days sperging over the internet anyway, so it's not as if it's much of an effort for them to do.

 

[ValVenus]

Penny has never looked so femme

Edit: Bonus Bonnie content

 

[Spastic Colon]

Penny has never looked so femme

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Wait, are any of them certified electricians? Are they qualified to do this kind of work? In my state, you can do plenty of home improvement/construction on your own, but electrical work is one thing you definitely can't do without being licensed. And it has to be inspected to make sure it is up to code. Hope they are because I'd hate to see their meth lab burn down due to faulty wiring.

 

[SqueakyClean]

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Damn bro so you draw a crooked ass line and then you can't even follow it? Can troons do anything correctly?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Damn bro so you draw a crooked ass line and then you can't even follow it? Can troons do anything correctly?

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That image is a fitting artistic rendition of Kevin's flesh tunnel.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Wait, are any of them certified electricians? Are they qualified to do this kind of work? In my state, you can do plenty of home improvement/construction on your own, but electrical work is one thing you definitely can't do without being licensed. And it has to be inspected to make sure it is up to code. Hope they are because I'd hate to see their meth lab burn down due to faulty wiring.

I don’t want to be the permit police as I love the home of the whopper for its lax approach to regulations, however, I do think they should have some official certificate for you know.. hosting living humans? Setting up shitty lighting for a barn is one thing, but this is supposed to house people, who will be touching light switches... outlets... I’m pretty sure you can’t charge anyone rent to live in a unsanctioned property you built. It’s your land so you can do what you want but I think you need some documents if you plan on housing human beings.

 

[Neko GF]

In addition to talking about matters he knows nothing about, Kevie has been channelling his inner boomer and is getting assmad at those darn zoomer whipper-snappers for making fun of him and millennials.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272202992171782144 (Archive)

>" I've been fucking TERRIFIED of growing up my entire fucking life."

Well, if it makes him feel better, he hasn't aged mentally. He's still that creepy kid that no one likes, just like he's (presumably) always been. His physical appearance is a different story. I genuinely thought that he was in his 40's when I first saw him.

He seems to mad about the fact that he's in his 30's:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272218492444557314 (Archive)

>" It's that delicate dance of trying to explain how detached I am from my actual age and not wanting to sound creepy about it."

Kevie either sounds assmad or creepy when he talks about anything. I can't think of a single time/ example of him not being mad or creepy.

Kevie also had a brief moment of channelling his inner Dan the Man and whined about how he'll (thankfully) never be able to have kids:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272262625083240454 (Archive)

>" But there's this primal need I sometimes feel. It feels silly to say but I know I'm not alone in this feeling."

There's nothing primal or natural about your pregnancy fetish, Kevie.

 

[Spastic Colon]

In addition to talking about matters he knows nothing about, Kevie has been channelling his inner boomer and is getting assmad at those darn zoomer whipper-snappers for making fun of him and millennials.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272202992171782144 (Archive)

>" I've been fucking TERRIFIED of growing up my entire fucking life."

Well, if it makes him feel better, he hasn't aged mentally. He's still that creepy kid that no one likes, just like he's (presumably) always been. His physical appearance is a different story. I genuinely thought that he was in his 40's when I first saw him.

He seems to mad about the fact that he's in his 30's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272218492444557314 (Archive)

>" It's that delicate dance of trying to explain how detached I am from my actual age and not wanting to sound creepy about it."

Kevie either sounds assmad or creepy when he talks about anything. I can't think of a single time/ example of him not being mad or creepy.

Kevie also had a brief moment of channelling his inner Dan the Man and whined about how he'll (thankfully) never be able to have kids:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272262625083240454 (Archive)

>" But there's this primal need I sometimes feel. It feels silly to say but I know I'm not alone in this feeling."

There's nothing primal or natural about your pregnancy fetish, Kevie.

Is he seriously upset that he's too old to join in some 20's only furry orgy? Yeah, that's not creepy at all, Kev. If it's any consolation to him, no one would want to fuck him even if he still was a 20 something. He's didn't miss an opportunity. That was always an impossibility for him.

And thank God he can't have children. The only thing worse than the current crop of weirdos at the Unicorn compound would be kids living there. Especially with a dude who likes to pretend to be a baby and wear diapers. The poor alpaca molesting is bad enough. But having kids there might tempt me do gay ops and contact CPS or something. I just want to laugh at Kev, not worry about him becoming a tranny Epstein or something.

 

[0 0]

In addition to talking about matters he knows nothing about, Kevie has been channelling his inner boomer and is getting assmad at those darn zoomer whipper-snappers for making fun of him and millennials.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272202992171782144 (Archive)

>" I've been fucking TERRIFIED of growing up my entire fucking life."

Well, if it makes him feel better, he hasn't aged mentally. He's still that creepy kid that no one likes, just like he's (presumably) always been. His physical appearance is a different story. I genuinely thought that he was in his 40's when I first saw him.

He seems to mad about the fact that he's in his 30's:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272218492444557314 (Archive)

>" It's that delicate dance of trying to explain how detached I am from my actual age and not wanting to sound creepy about it."

Kevie either sounds assmad or creepy when he talks about anything. I can't think of a single time/ example of him not being mad or creepy.

Kevie also had a brief moment of channelling his inner Dan the Man and whined about how he'll (thankfully) never be able to have kids:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1272262625083240454 (Archive)

>" But there's this primal need I sometimes feel. It feels silly to say but I know I'm not alone in this feeling."

There's nothing primal or natural about your pregnancy fetish, Kevie.

"Punching up" and "punching down" is like a dogwhistle for the most absolutely humorless people in the world.

I also enjoy that "I'm not in the mood to argue" line. Kevin doesn't like people disagreeing with him even in side conversations unrelated to him, so of course he doesn't want to argue his dumb point.

And people don't automatically hate you for being older and contemptible. Usually it's just the "contemptible" part that makes people angry.

 

[Bani]

Is he seriously upset that he's too old to join in some 20's only furry orgy? Yeah, that's not creepy at all, Kev. If it's any consolation to him, no one would want to fuck him even if he still was a 20 something. He's didn't miss an opportunity. That was always an impossibility for him.

And thank God he can't have children. The only thing worse than the current crop of weirdos at the Unicorn compound would be kids living there. Especially with a dude who likes to pretend to be a baby and wear diapers. The poor alpaca molesting is bad enough. But having kids there might tempt me do gay ops and contact CPS or something. I just want to laugh at Kev, not worry about him becoming a tranny Epstein or something.

Kevin should consider himself lucky he never went to a furry orgy. It's literally a bunch of fat ugly fetishists exchanging STDs.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He seems to mad about the fact that he's in his 30's:

Would Kevin be happy in a Logan's Run kind of world? Can't be in your thirties if you have to die on your twenty-first birthday.

 

[Constellationzero]

"I'm not in the mood to argue" Translation:

1. I've been, or I AM lying out my zit infested ass and I just got called out for it.
2. I'm out of gas and never had a valid argument in the first place.
3. I'm a willfully ignorant SPED and...just shut up...GOD!

 

[Paul Barker!]

“Queer time is real” oh blow it out your fucking stink ditch. First, not all “queer” people have the universal experience of losing their 20’s. The fags and dykes of the world can be a rich (if insufferable) tapestry. Second, why are you applying the (outdated?) idea of “colored time” to your white ass? There is no singular “queer” experience, and while I’m not quite up to 2020 on faggot theory, I’m pretty sure there’s no universally applied “queer time”. God, I know there’s many Big things about Kevin that are hilarious, but the little shit drives me up a fucking wall. How can you be 33 and have had a formal education while being this fucking stupid? Can someone riddle me that?

 

[Tomssu]

KevKev re-tweets about stolen years

Fuck it! Kevvie is going to learn how to use his computer and draw!

And we get to see what he made!

Hands are still a problem I see

KevKev wants to feel better about his vagina

I don't get it

Is he going to get a job? (lol, sure)

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

And we get to see what he made!
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Good grief, the color values and color palette in this thing are goddamn awful.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Here's what the other troons did yesterday:

Those super-feminine pics really remind me of a phenomenon I noticed with the final days of La Zorra, when Brino Roxx and Jane Brandi Kitty were close to killing each other.

While these trans Jonestown experiments are meant to support and "validate" transitions, I can't think of anything less conducive to an MTF transition than doing hard, manual labor everyday on a ranch in the Rocky Mountains! In fact, I think we see that the impact of this lifestyle is inherently DE-transitioning. In addition to the physical aspect, as you enclose oneself within the commune, you are less exposed to "gakekeepers" who might have standards and judge the quality of your transition. If everybody around you accepts your "new gender", you have nothing to prove, and can just let all your bro-ness seep out! In Brino and Jane's situations, both looked very "cis" by the time they left La Zorra. (update: I can't find a post- La Zorra pic of Brino, but I remember seeing one of him looking rather masculine)

Jane Brandi Kitty the day after they escaped from La Zorra and Brino Roxx.



Makeup? Complete pain in the ass even for cis girls who've been doing it their whole lives and work in an office. But for "neo-women" who are working on a fucking alpaca ranch in the Rockies and probably have to get up before dawn every day? Yeah, makeup is going to drop on the priority list.

Dresses and skirts? Another nightmare in that kind of hard labor environment. I guess you could use a utilikilt, but that's not that feminine and pretty drab.

Girly footwear like high heels, pumps, open sandals, etc.? Forget it. All of it. Only tough workboots are going to work in that environment and routine.

Shaving? Another task that is a pain in the ass for guys who work a hard schedule. Yeah, you'll get to it, but certainly not every day. And that beard sure feels nice when the temp drops below 20.

Nails? LOL... wrecked within a day of digging post holes, running wire, shoveling shit, etc. Completely pointless and a waste of money.

Feminine hairdo? At best, they just seem to grow it long and put it in a ponytail... just like thousands of other blue-collar cis workers all over the country. Nothing special about it.

Medical transition? Hell, it doesn't sound that safe to transition even in the best of medical circumstances and recovery environments. But to have these massive operations while living in a dirty hovel? That's outright scary.

TLDR: Rather than being "safe spaces for transitioning folx", these camps really seem to serve as "De-transition Camps!" No need for "conversion therapy" for MTFs, just send them to the Ranch.