Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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The Final Troondown said:
It's the usual twitter commie excuse for buying stupid shit they don't need. It makes as much sense as someone going well yerh I'm vegan, but bugs can get caught up in harvesting machines and so I eat veal.
Like fair enough you have to buy food and clothes, you don't need a mountain of branded plastic crap and a twitter account to post bullshit on 24/7
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Kevin mentioned before how it gets on his communist nerves when people bring up the fact that he owns a sweatshop-made phone and that he only partakes in capitalism against his will.

I wouldn't have a problem with that except that it's not like he's breaking his back to earn a meager living and then only using his money to buy the essentials like food, water, and shelter. He's living a lavish lifestyle never more than an hour away from his next toy order. He doesn't just partake in capitalism, he revels in it like a pig in mud.

If Kevin is truly forced to take part in capitalism, why not at least use it for good and donate his toy budget to other trans people on GFM? He could do it right now and give someone the last $1000 they need to turn their lives around, but we all know that money is gonna line Hasbro's pockets instead.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
Kevin mentioned before how it gets on his communist nerves when people bring up the fact that he owns a sweatshop-made phone and that he only partakes in capitalism against his will.

I wouldn't have a problem with that except that it's not like he's breaking his back to earn a meager living and then only using his money to buy the essentials like food, water, and shelter. He's living a lavish lifestyle never more than an hour away from his next toy order. He doesn't just partake in capitalism, he revels in it like a pig in mud.

If Kevin is truly forced to take part in capitalism, why not at least use it for good and donate his toy budget to other trans people on GFM? He could do it right now and give someone the last $1000 they need to turn their lives around, but we all know that money is gonna line Hasbro's pockets instead.
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He doesn't even have to go that far, he could just keep his toy budget within his own commune and they could beg for less money.

But I guess a decent quality of living isn't as rewarding as that brief dopamine rush you get buying useless shit.
 
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Keep repeating it and it’ll come true, Kev!

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You just know Kevin is dying to be called a dyke. It would make him so very happy.
 
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Wanda said:
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Keep repeating it and it’ll come true, Kev!

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You just know Kevin is dying to be called a dyke. It would make him so very happy.
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Every time he talks about how happy his dick is gone, I just assume he means the opposite. Kev's had another "oh shit, I really can't coom anymore" moment and he's in full cope mode. He just wants to make sure that everyone knows that he's really, really, 100% happy that it's gone and getting the chop was not in any way, shape, or form, the biggest mistake of all in a lifetime of bad mistakes.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
I thought there'd be some spicy insider info here, but it's just mundane tranny drama about the ranch.

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tl;dr: Childish bickering. Apparently this Grace person is just butthurt because he got kicked out for being too much of a mooch. Sounds like he just felt entitled to his buddies paying his rent because reasons.
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I'm more victimised and you're an abuser! No, I'M more victimised and YOU are an abuser. Add in all the tasty gossip and this is fantastic stuff

Do we know who 'grace' is? The ranch really needs a bestiary complete with pictures because it's so easy to confuse minor characters
 
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Jean_Porte said:
I can't take the word "hon" seriously tbh, women don't call themselves like that, it just screams "autogynephilia" everytime I see it.
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I can't stand that word either, seems like some passive-aggressive shit that little boys use to try and get on each other's nerves in online slapfights. But Kevie hates it, so into the lexicon it goes.

But seriously, it's remarkable what otherwise unremarkable triggers this hive of faggots will gatekeep and how readily they will tell the world about it.

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Mode_View is so lame.
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I do feel sorry for him, but he's also 30 and clearly has some kind of humiliation fetish. I know it's easier said than done, but if you have a job, surely you could get a house share and move out. Then you could eat what you want, and troon out 🤷‍♀️
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If more parents just called their adult kids faggots or 'money wasting freeloaders' right to their faces it would fix at least some of these proto-lolcows. Fuck, Bob 'throwing that damned fag card' at Chris kept him from fully trooning out at least up until his death.

I'd post an illustrative image but so fucking many of posts keep getting mod edited so just...picture a black woman with a belt yanking her 8 year old son out of a Disney Princess outfit.
 
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Tomssu said:
Pennys speech about the Ranch leaks drama
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Of course he wants this monstrosity
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More about Cyberpunk
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Kevvie has made up new euphoria
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But then he sad because no kids
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"Pew pew I wanna get bred by a cyborg with huge milkers

That's it, that's the tweet"

Wow Kev, blowing the doors off the fields of metaphysics and philosophy there bucko
 
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The Final Troondown said:
"Pew pew I wanna get bred by a cyborg with huge milkers

That's it, that's the tweet"

Wow Kev, blowing the doors off the fields of metaphysics and philosophy there bucko
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Truly, the Jordan B. Peterson of our generation.

"-Excuse me, Professor Gibes, what's your opinion on the implications of the protestant work ethic in view of the traditional Global North/South oppression dynamics?
-GIRLDICKS! GIRLDICKS AND REALLY FUCKING HUGE MILKERS, LACTATING 24/7. GODDESS, I'M SUCH A BOTTOM, JUST FILL ME UP!"
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Truly, the Jordan B. Peterson of our generation.

"-Excuse me, Professor Gibes, what's your opinion on the implications of the protestant work ethic in view of the traditional Global North/South oppression dynamics?
-GIRLDICKS! GIRLDICKS AND REALLY FUCKING HUGE MILKERS, LACTATING 24/7. GODDESS, I'M SUCH A BOTTOM, JUST FILL ME UP!"
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You forgot the most important Kevin-ism:
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Lurk said:
Mode_View just needs to start ebegging and he'd be a clone of Lou Gags
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Louis is fat, but not as fat as Mode_View is. For now.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
Kevin mentioned before how it gets on his communist nerves when people bring up the fact that he owns a sweatshop-made phone and that he only partakes in capitalism against his will.

I wouldn't have a problem with that except that it's not like he's breaking his back to earn a meager living and then only using his money to buy the essentials like food, water, and shelter. He's living a lavish lifestyle never more than an hour away from his next toy order. He doesn't just partake in capitalism, he revels in it like a pig in mud.
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His next licensed toy order. He's not buying exquisite hand-carved miniature rocking horses. Everything he buys is associated with some popular media or video game property. The Transformers media franchise was created by Hasbro specifically to sell Transformers toys. It was the very worst example of the half-hour toy commercials that blanketed Saturday morning kids' TV when I was growing up. You couldn't come up with a better example of late stage capitalism if you tried.

Kevin's dime-store communism is just another toy he likes to play with. If the cool kids in the trans community were to suddenly adopt neomercantilism or Keynesianism or Objectivism, he'd be right there along with them.
 
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I love that Kevie added that to his name tbh, all the libfems who read about the Troon Ranch in Vice and donated and then went to Twitter to follow these coomers may be questioning it all the moment they actually take a look at his feed. Kevin commonly forgets that most people are normal human beings who don’t talk about bottom of the barrel porn all day. Countdown to his next “why are people muting/unfriending me” post. :sadwaifu:
 
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Treasure Champs said:
Oh for god's sake, what a bunch of bullshit. Women evolved to distinguish different shades of pink my fat ass.

Do you know who has a million names for tiny distinctions in color? Middle and upper class people with too much time on their hands.
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keep being mad that you don't have true and honest woman eyes, tranny.
 
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