Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Hey Kevin, the war’s over. You can get parts for your head now
 
I just had a thought. What if the 'girlfriend' has no intention of visiting Kev, just suckered him into buying them a ticket so he could go see the other True and Honest Lady instead?
Hm, I think he's gonna squat at the farm tbh

He's better looking than Kev so would make a better fuck-sock, and would probably help out with ranchie thing, so he could probably usurp him...
 
Hm, I think he's gonna squat at the farm tbh

He's better looking than Kev so would make a better fuck-sock, and would probably help out with ranchie thing, so he could probably usurp him...

Kevryn's whole comfortable cushy existence hinges on none of the other troons realising he's a leech and a complete dead weight. If someone usurped him by coming in and actually doing some fucking work on the ranch Kev lives at for free, it would be fucking hilarious because he has nowhere else to go. He cut contact with his family over transphobia he made up for Internet points. We'd see a beg-a-thon like none other.
 
Kevvie has a problem with his brains
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Yes, we have noticed
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Kevvie re-tweeted this selfie, because it's so cute
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I tried to find what the other pic was, but couldn't find it. :( But, i found these instead

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I laughed.
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What a haul :lol:

That's the deleted pic, I caught it just before it was gone, but no archive :(
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How unfortunate
 
Kevvie has a problem with his brains
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Yes, we have noticed
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Kevvie re-tweeted this selfie, because it's so cute
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I tried to find what the other pic was, but couldn't find it. :( But, i found these instead

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I laughed.
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Holy shit Kev, should’ve gotten the am hole on your stomach. Look at how much more room you have on your fat gut! I don’t understand the whole fat troon thing where they all think they’re incredibly beautiful, and they’re so lucky to be fat because it gave them big boobies etc,.(not big enough for Kev mind you, but enough that other troons would be jealous of his man tits.)
 
In case anyone else is curious to check out Hailey's favorite Colorado troon:

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So this transient homeless man has multiple marks that he's visiting in Colorado, on a trip paid for exclusively by Kev. If he is currently couch surfing where he is at now, there is no chance he gets on that return flight. I foresee a tale of unrequited love, broken hearts, jealousy and of course rape accusations. All in 280 characters or less.
 
Holy shit Kev, should’ve gotten the am hole on your stomach. Look at how much more room you have on your fat gut! I don’t understand the whole fat troon thing where they all think they’re incredibly beautiful, and they’re so lucky to be fat because it gave them big boobies etc,.(not big enough for Kev mind you, but enough that other troons would be jealous of his man tits.)
That's the thing about trooning out later in life. HRT is only gonna do a few things when you're in your thirties (if you're mtf). Make your voice a little higher, give you a very small amount of breast tissue, kill your sex drive and make you gain a lot of weight. Mainly gain weight. Not that he needed any help in that last department. Oh, and greatly increase your risk of cancer. But it's nothing that exorbitant amounts of cosmetic surgery can't solve, right? Just look at Kevin. Took his titty skittles got the snip, total sex goddess.
 
Christ! What are those tits? I mean, I know they're moobs, but that is the strangest shape and fat distribution. And the areolas just look...unhealthy. There's not one goddamn thing there worth touching even with a hazmat suit. Imagine how bad the am hole is.
 
That's the thing about trooning out later in life. HRT is only gonna do a few things when you're in your thirties (if you're mtf). Make your voice a little higher, give you a very small amount of breast tissue, kill your sex drive and make you gain a lot of weight. Mainly gain weight.

No need to blame the hormones for that, if nobody ever caught him performing any form of physical activity.
 
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