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Years of trooning out and getting a rot pocket, and yet it's still obvious that he's biologically male. He's barely changed, both mentally and physically.
 
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Super Doooper
Congratulations
on

:achievement: 400 Pages:achievement:

in under 9 months.​

the last 100 have been a ride, to recap:

Life on RamTranch:
  • The ranch bought more high caliber weapons and proudly mount them on the walls next to anarcho commie flags. Bonnie is now packing heat too.
  • The ranch can barely raise more money than a rural yard sale and the GFM has stalled. Even after media coverage and GFM throwing them $300.
  • Vice wrote a Puff piece about the ranch and PBS filmed the ranch (not aired yet).
  • Kevin still hasn’t set foot on the ranch to do any work, took some more sinister photos with cute animals whiles naked.
  • Horded more animals including goats, chickens and some purebred dogs. May be in violation of Colorado state law..
  • The gang get a taste for political violence and even beat the shit out of a biological woman because being cis is triggering.
  • Bonnie canceled his contract with the Amish because he didn’t think it was fair that they rent his truck and he doesn’t get to use it when they’re renting it. Said he only made about $150 a day (lol) but since Penny punched some terfs teeth out apparently they now are doing many odd jobs for the local left wingers.
  • Kevin, after almost 10 months of “healing”....
Mr Gibes Wild Ride:

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Kinda got fucked in my new vag?
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After months of buildup, twitter over sharing and 320+ kiwifarms pages later. Kev finally got someone who was willing to stick their small, barely functional penis near the amHole. Some things we learned during this saga:
  • Kev paid for the flight tickets, arranged all the transportation to and from the airport and paid for the motel.
  • He drove Haley to see his other boyfriends first. meaning Kevin wasn’t his first choice
    Even after paying for all that, he still gets cucked.
  • Hayle was nice enough to sell us the photos for only 10 bucks, @TransWho (the fucking mad lad) actually bought them for us, semperfi my dude.
  • The memes were plentiful.
  • The sex was horrific, but some key takeaways；
    • There is no evidence that there was penetration, just dim sad blowjob pics in a rape motel.
    • Haley took too many viagra and couldn’t climax afterwards, played it off saying it’s because Kev is so sexy (gotta keep his paypig happy)
    • Haley’s dick doesn’t work well due to “atrophy” (his words) from the HRT
    • Kevin’s am hole looks really bad, like a drunk Irishman kicked a potato in it with coal stained boots.
    • Kevin likes being peed on.
    • Haley (trying to speed run getting super COVID-HERPIES-AIDS) didn’t wear a Jonny and actually licked the amHole.
  • Kev must of gotten into some debt with all The extravagance he showed Haley on his trip since shortly after Kevin had to beg for money on Twitter and got what he needed in less than 6 hours.
  • After the initial “omg sex was so good and Haley is the love of my life” Kev quickly went back to social media just to complain about cis people, politics and transformers purchases.
Other misc Kevvie happanin’s:
  • Kevvie has really doubled down on his hatrid of all things “cis” it seems and honestly I think he would side with a trans nazi before a cis woman.
  • We got to watch live as Kevvie and Haley cornered and belittled a mentally challenged land whale into saying hes trans even though he clearly said he’s not.
  • Haley looked for jobs in CO but didn’t get shit. He lives in a 2 bedroom apartment with 5 people, one of whom tried to 41% in front of him (allegedly).
  • The verdict isn’t out on if Kev really lost his virginity, but he absolutely lost his grifting virginity and he taken to it like a fish to water.
  • Kevin seems to of ramped up his purchases of expensive plastic tat from China, probably because he’s popped his cherry on the infinite Twitter grifting money and realized sex isn’t as euphoric as he was expecting.
  • Kev is celebrating 4 years as trans, and in all honestly and nothing snide... the only thing he’s changed is the wrinkles on his forehead.
  • Kevs vag is less then 2 inches deep before reaching a “muscle ring” which won’t let anything in. Massive cope from Kevvie and only retweeting people saying it’s normal and can be fixed. Looks like another “total normal procedure“ to correct this.
  • Kev claimed to be autistic because all his ”gfs” are autistic and doesn’t get why people say GG, even though his mother professionally worked with children with autism and said that Kevin definitely doesn’t have it.
  • Kev has directly acknowledged the farms twice, once to say its the most triggering thing for him and any ally’s who inform him about the tread will get permablocked. Then like a week later tweeted that he’s totally fine with it and thinks it funny that so many people are mad at him. (Oh and him speat the farms alerted at least two other troons that they had threads here which is just hilarious).
Kevin, my Kevin. Please keep being you, don’t let us meanies get in your way with our horrid “hate facts” and please continue to be an open book... on a public toilet seat.... next to a glistening glory hole with the graffiti “Eat da Rich. Biden 4 Prez” next to it. You have the potential to become this generations Chris Chan.
 
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Spunt said:
Let me get this right then. Troon Ranch:

-led by a crazed, violent, bitter military vet with a fondness for putting flags up everywhere
-need more "living space"
-have a track record for street violence against people who disagree with them
-will avenge the victims of the November (2016) Criminals
-are engaged in a huge campaign of building large, impractical structures
-will only accept people who share their demographics and ideology into their territory
-claim that people living outside their borders share those demographics and need their "protection"
-openly declare that they need more territory for all this and will "grab land" to get it.
-allied with the local religious authorities until it was no longer in their economic interests
-are obsessed with self-sufficiency but need slave labour to make it happen due to their staggering ineptitude
-claim to hate capitalism but are entirely dependent on the products of huge corporations
-are accumulating weapons at an alarming rate

I'm just saying that the Branch Davidians may not be the most accurate historical analogy.
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Best post ever.
 
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He's a virgin. Mode_View is a fucking virgin. A virgin with a long distance girlfriend, and who writes DnD fatshaming cuckoldry porn.

I guess it was troon-baiting for attention or become an incel and honestly, I think he chose the wiser path.

Nothing actually wrong with being a virgin, but he's clearly a frustrated one and he is somehow managing to be a frustrated virgin with a girlfriend. This is not a complicated problem to solve, Ryan.

Unless his kink is being *kept* a frustrated virgin. Probably cuckoldry, too if the porn is anything to go by. And i think I've outsquicked myself today.

Also I think we've confirmed the fat cuckolded virgin self-hating priest with the small dick who won't confront his girlfriend when she cheats on him and instead chooses to ignore it and drug himself to sleep is definitely a complete rather than partial self-insert.

And the weird thing is his writing quality is actually the one thing he has going for him and he goes out of his way to assume it is terrible.

oh, Ryan. You think so lowly of yourself, how can anyone else think higher of you? I'm so disappointed.

Also wtf is with that second tweet.
 
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Enoby Way said:
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He's a virgin. Mode_View is a fucking virgin. A virgin with a long distance girlfriend, and who writes DnD fatshaming cuckoldry porn*.

I guess it was troon-baiting for attention or become an incel and honestly, I think he chose the wiser path.

Also wtf is with that second tweet.

Nothing actually wrong with being a virgin, but he's clearly a frustrated one and he is somehow managing to be a frustrated virgin with a girlfriend. This is not a complicated problem to solve, Ryan.

Unless his kink is being *kept* a frustrated virgin. Probably cuckoldry, too if the porn is anything to go by. And i think I've outsquicked myself today.

Also I think we've confirmed the fat cuckolded virgin self-hating priest with the small dick who won't confront his girlfriend when she cheats on him and instead chooses to ignore it and drug himself to sleep is definitely a complete rather than partial self-insert.

oh, Ryan. You think so lowly of yourself, how can anyone else think higher of you? I'm so disappointed.

and the weird thing is his writing quality is actually the one thing he has going for him and that's the thing he chooses to neg himself for
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Let's put that long-distance """""girlfriend""""" between a handful of airquotes, alright?

That's a troon. He's in a long-distance """""relationship""""" with a troon.

He needs a kick in the ass and a wingman, stat.
 
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Yep you're right, didn't realise but his gf is trans (maybe I'm just optimistic but i take the view "not a troon until proven guilty"). But does it really matter? Either way, he wants to get some and he's not getting any.

But with a trans gf, no wonder he feels so closely connected with this stuff. Probably he sees a community around his gf, that he doesn't have.

Also I scrolled a little further. Daddy issues confirmed.20200906_191229.jpg

God, tonight is a goldmine.
 
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Enoby Way said:
God, tonight is a goldmine.
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You know someone takes themselves too seriously when the farmers take it upon themselves to make fun of them.

You know someone is painfully pathetic when the same farmers are saying "dude, stop it. Get some fucking help."

Ah, well. He's had his chance. I was wondering whether he had given up on being a tranny, but...
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Let me tell you what it could mean: it could mean that you need to go outside, get off fucking twitter, fix your diet and do some exercise. Get some endorfins that don't come from cooming floating in your blood stream.

Yeah, homeboy is a lost cause.
 
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Something about Mode-View strikes me as sinister, but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's how aggressively he publishes his self-pity, especially using the gender shit he's previously admitted to fabricating for clout. Just one of those people who love talking about how miserable they are but never do anything about it because they enjoy the help and attention others offer out of pity.

He's pathetic, sure, but he gets a kick out of it.

Munchausen syndrome?
 
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Something about Mode-View strikes me as sinister, but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's how aggressively he publishes his self-pity, especially using the gender shit he's previously admitted to fabricating for clout. Just one of those people who love talking about how miserable they are but never do anything about it because they enjoy the help and attention others offer out of pity.

He's pathetic, sure, but he gets a kick out of it.

Munchausen syndrome?
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Long story short: he's a bottom-feeder.

Long story slightly less short: IMO there are essentially two ways for men to get attention. And men want attention. All humans do. It just feels good on a very primal level, even if you're not necessarily getting sex out of it. Anyway...

The first way is to awe or impress your peers in some way. Either by great feats of bravado/stupidity/luck, or by getting really good at something. The former is the "hold my beer!" crowd. Amateurish but brave. The latter, to use a very internet-centric example, can be seen with competitive streamers and/or speedrunners. These are guys who are very competitive and push to become good at something in order to gain respect in their communities. Most guys choose this path, there's always something they can try to show off, even if it's just their accumulated/perceived wealth or career success. It's one of the reasons why the classic midlife crisis purchase for a man is a huge truck. Preferably huger than all his friends'.

The second way is to... well... keep your head down, debase yourself, and live off the scraps of attention that are offered to you out of pity. Become a bottom-feeder. Yeah, you can get attention, sometimes even from girls, but it's a wretched existence because you don't get any respect to go along with the attention. Even the girls who decide to give you some validation as a man are usually looking for a "holding pattern" relationship: a non-threatening and docile dick to ride and then dump when someone with an actual promising future shows up. These idiots often turn into incels who think all women just want a Chad. Because to them, anyone with a measure of success in their life is a Chad. There's a reason a lot of those guys troon out, too: it's an easy way to feel like you're doing something brave (fighting for the cause of "trans rights!"), even though in truth you're just being condescended to.

That's where types like Mode_View live. Of course, those two categories aren't castes that you're born into and can never leave. Anyone can go from one to the other depending on their choices in life. It's just that it gets really difficult to rise out of the bottom-feeding muck if you've buried itself up to your eyeballs and made being pathetic your entire identity... and all the other crabs in the bucket (Kev & co.) keep dragging you down when you try to climb out.

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You know what's really funny, though? Kevin is in the first category. He keeps trying to display a successful facade despite clearly failing. When something doesn't work (like, say, finally having post-op sex...) he moves on to the next activity (consooming cheap Chinese plastic for nerd points). And even while begging for money he keeps trying to frame it as part of something larger than himself. And he does get a lot of attention out of all of it.
 
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