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Honestly the most hyped I have been for a TV show since forever.

Place your bets, will Kevvies interview make it to air? If It does, did they film him at his computer with his toys? I will fucking die laughing if that’s so. I updated my emergency contacts just in case.
I feel like Kevin is so brazen and lacking of any social filters that the only way anything he says can be aired on public access is if it's heavily spliced to form completely unique sentences.
 
Honestly the most hyped I have been for a TV show since forever.

Place your bets, will Kevvies interview make it to air? If It does, did they film him at his computer with his toys? I will fucking die laughing if that’s so. I updated my emergency contacts just in case.
The odds of him leaving his lair are low. At best we might hear the telltale thwack of a pallid manhand slapping a $200 Optimus Prime figurine out of the mouth of a bored dog in between the gunfire, and the silence of the llamas.
 
The odds of him leaving his lair are low. At best we might hear the telltale thwack of a pallid manhand slapping a $200 Optimus Prime figurine out of the mouth of a bored dog in between the gunfire, and the silence of the llamas.
Your probably right but you're making me sad dude I really want Kevin to gush about his Amhole to the horrified camera crew while penny desperately signals him to shut up before just screaming it out loud. I know it will never happen but it would've been kino
 
The odds of him leaving his lair are low. At best we might hear the telltale thwack of a pallid manhand slapping a $200 Optimus Prime figurine out of the mouth of a bored dog in between the gunfire, and the silence of the llamas.
"Silence of the Llamas" is what they're going to call the PBS documentary shot AFTER tranny Waco.
 
My head canon is that Bonnie secretly loathes Kevin, just despises him with every fiber of his being, but is afraid to say anything because of whatever long-game David Koresh thing Penny is putting together. I'll be eagerly watching for any signs of this being the case.
 
Your probably right but you're making me sad dude I really want Kevin to gush about his Amhole to the horrified camera crew while penny desperately signals him to shut up before just screaming it out loud. I know it will never happen but it would've been kino
You never know..............might be in the outtakes when the DVD comes out.
 
My head canon is that Bonnie secretly loathes Kevin, just despises him with every fiber of his being, but is afraid to say anything because of whatever long-game David Koresh thing Penny is putting together. I'll be eagerly watching for any signs of this being the case.

It's not a secret any more after that interview. PBS doc will confirm. All of them threw strong dude shade at Kevin specifically.


I don't think this has been asked, but what if Kevin's ebegging is actually going towards the tranch bank account or Penny's wallet?

My guess is that the tugboat mostly goes to the ranch, but I would bet that number has gone down as Kev ramps up the cycle of CONSOOM and keeps paying wedge to pretend to be his boyf.
 
Kevin is extremely selfish, so that seems unlikely.
If he's expected to chip in on the mortgage, that would explain why he's allowed to continue breathing their air while contributing absolutely no work. I always assumed that the continued solvency of the ranch has depended in large measure on Kevin's inheritance, but it's starting to look like he may have burned through that. #TransCrowdFund, the way of all lazy troons, is the logical next step.

"Ass, gas, or grass--no one rides for free," and we know he's not giving up the ass.
 

Kevin says maybe 5 words

Oh no. Oh, please, no. Why couldn't this drop a little later? There's so much to unpack here, but I have so much work to do. For now I'll just say that my theory that Bonnie secretly hates Kevin just got a bit stronger:

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I love how it shows everyone... but Kevin, doing actual farm work.

Or even just PRETENDING to do farm work. I guess that would have taken too much time away from thirst tweeting and buying plastic toys.
 
Say what you want about the tranch, but at least they’re doing their thing. Like the families who bought land space to “build a black city,” it may be a very retarded idea, but they’re now confined to their own business, so I find it hard to give much of a shit. They’re so isolated I doubt they have many opportunities to make women uncomfortable in female spaces. Plus the troons have the advantage of removing themselves from the gene pool!

Kevin, however, is an utter parasite. The other troons work, even if poorly; I’m not an alpaca/gun sperg so I can’t say, but at least they put some semblance of effort into being Epic Trans Wymyn Cowgirls. Kevin is too busy eating the fluids out of his am hole to do anything useful. He can’t even drive to get supplies or try and do business with Amish dudes.

(This is why I don’t believe the tranch needs to have its own thread until we get the 20 promised troons. For now, I believe a Kevin + online orbiters thread is more than enough.)
 
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